Last Seen 70s/80s Movie

[the_real_linda]

i love that show.....but this is about last movie but i love that show especially the stoopid monkey at the end of every episode

i last watched orange county....the colin hanks/jack black film

[Roderick Usher]

Paga Zombie - Zona Mutante

really fun, really dumb, the director has a great eye for action and visual storytelling...one to watch

[The Flayed One]

Paga Zombie - Zona Mutante

really fun, really dumb, the director has a great eye for action and visual storytelling...one to watch


I'll agree with that. I'll have to admit, it was a ton better than I thought it would be.

[Despare]

Robot Chicken .. about 5 episodes.

never saw this show before - laughed my ass off !

Did you see the one where Optimus Prime gets prostate cancer and turns into a casket? Good stuff...

[urgeok]

Did you see the one where Optimus Prime gets prostate cancer and turns into a casket? Good stuff...

oh hell yeah - that was funny !


i love the TV bloopers too ..

especially pokemon.


"Squirtle, Squirtle,Squirtle,Squirtle,
what the FUCK am I saying this shit for !!!!!"

[PhilnEdee]

CARS---good fun with the smallest daughter!

All of the Robot Chicken ones are great...I like the one with NSYNC (the Fat One) and an old one where there are a bunch of them stuck in traffic...and I think Skeletor farts in the car and teleports out of there?

[Despare]

Freak Out
I thought it would be better, but as it stands it's a decent go at an indie horror/comedy flick.

[Roderick Usher]

Happy Feet

really entertaining - several messages going down at once... even a not so buried "religion gets it all wrong" slant.

[zwoti]

batman & robin

[The Mothman]

Bone Sicknes.

my god-this was awesome.

put the gore from every low budget film ever made and condense it into one, you would have bone sickness. 8/10

[Dante'sInferno]

The Hills Have Eyes,bad ass!Good story too.

[paws the great]

Haeckel's Tale

Good MOH flick.:)

[stygianwitch]

Night Watch
As Good As It Gets
Wolf

[Geddy]

Wild America.

[The_Return]

City of God

Great movie. Not quite up to the rating it has on IMDB (18th best film of all time? Nope), but it's damn good just the same.

[zwoti]

zombi 3
zombie 4: after death

[stygianwitch]

Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest

[Cyndiana]

Cannibal Ferox (a.k.a. "Make them Die Slowly").

Didn't live up to the hype at all. It was slow, draggy, had extraneous plot points thrown in and it was almost mindnumbingly boring at many points. The sound was horribly mixed, and I had to keep turning the volume on my TV up and down the whole time to compensate. However, some of the effects were superb for its time and budget. It's one of those gorror movies you have to watch if you call yourself a gorehound...Sort of a rite-of-passage. ^^

[cactus]

Conan the Destroyer

[alkytrio666]

Fight Club

Waiting. This one was a whole lot better than I thought it would be. Still a stupid teen comedy, but genuinely funny in parts, and the plot was fun.

[Cyndiana]

Fight Club

Waiting. This one was a whole lot better than I thought it would be. Still a stupid teen comedy, but genuinely funny in parts, and the plot was fun.
I haven't eaten in a Chili's since I saw that movie... O_O

[The_Return]

Cube

W-o-w. Wasnt expecting alot, but got more than I could have ever wanted. Great gore, really smart plot, good ending, way above-average acting...what more do you need?

[Phalanx]

what more do you need?
A better sequel? Eh...the second one had some interesting points, but overall completely different feel, and didn't much like the storyline, definately nowhere near as good as the first, which is what I think at least partly inspired saw.
Haven't seen the third (prequel thing) cube ZERO yet, I've got enough interest to pick it up though.

[The_Return]

A better sequel? Eh...the second one had some interesting points, but overall completely different feel, and didn't much like the storyline, definately nowhere near as good as the first, which is what I think at least partly inspired saw.
Haven't seen the third (prequel thing) cube ZERO yet, I've got enough interest to pick it up though.

Ya, I really cant imagine the sequel being all that great. I'll probably check it out eventually, but Im not in a rush.

[zwoti]

zombie 5: killing birds
the truman show

[Geddy]

Little Monsters.

[joshaube]

Cube

W-o-w. Wasnt expecting alot, but got more than I could have ever wanted. Great gore, really smart plot, good ending, way above-average acting...what more do you need?

You really thought the acting was above average? While I liked the character of Leaven, I couldn't say Nicole or any other cast member did an ABOVE average acting job. It's typical of the grade of movie this is.

I did really enjoy it, though. :)

PS: If you haven't already... watch House of 9. It's basically Cube, only in a house, and without traps. Okay, so maybe it's not exactly like Cube. It has the same pitch though; see how people react when they're trapped in a confined area.

I thought the ending for House of 9 was a step up from Cube's ending.

THE PREMISE
9 people are locked in a large mansion, and given instructions through an intercom. They must slowly kill one another, and the last one living wins the prize - one million euros. At first, they try to get along - but of course, there is a limit to human effort.

SPOIL SPOIL SPOIL
THE ENDING
One girl remains, and the front doors of the house open - she grabs the money and runs for the light ahead of her. But the light wasn't what she was expecting - instead, the light comes from a room with a dozen others just like her. Crouched, clutching their bags of money tightly. She won't be seeing the outside anytime soon.

[The_Return]

Sounds cool, I'll have to check it out.

As for the acting, I didnt think they were too bad. The girl playing Helen wast great and neither was Quentin, but the rest were alot better than most movies of the sort.

*Spoiler*


I love seeing Wayne Robson in anything...shame he was offed so quick.

[Despare]

Eyes Without a Face

[newb]

Borat.








It was..........very nice:)








high fivehttp://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/711/711738/borat-20060607053153666-000.jpg

[Roderick Usher]

Casino Royale

The film is frustrating in that, the first really big action set piece is sooooooo good - I'm talking white-knuckle good - that the rest of the film feels like it's playing catch-up. ]

Daniel Craig is great.

The dialogue sounds good coming out of Craig's mouth, but everyone else falls flat, so I'm gonna blame the writing.

The Poker scenes are miserably boring...like I'm watching "Poker with the Stars"

...AND this is the bloodiest Bond yet.

I'm a sucker for these so I'm gonna say 7.5/10 as a whole... which by my scale falls between a good time and a great time at the movies:)

[roshiq]

Rest Stop
>>: B

BoogeyMan
>>: C-

[phantomstranger]

Escape From New York
Escape From L.A.

[EarthSlayer]

Werewolves On Wheels ~ This was actually a pretty good movie for an early 70's b biker/ horror flick. Complete with outlaw bike gang, satanic monks , a naked snake dance preformed by a hot biker mama, drugs, booze, brawls and gore. I was hoping for a gang of biker werewolves terrorizing the country side but didn't get that . Instead it's more of a satanic monk/ biker road trip w/ werewolfism as a symptom......er...movie ...7/10 .

[the_real_linda]

the stand.........or is it a long tv special...hmmmmmm? i dunno but twas good....remember a lot of it from when i watched it as a child i must have been about 7 or 8.

[paws the great]

Daughters Of Darkness

[the_real_linda]

natural born killers

[hitman3005]

Thank You For Smoking

[PhilnEdee]

Mortuary
Really not good effects in this one...makes the claymation in the Evil Dead look cutting edge.

[EarthSlayer]

the stand.........or is it a long tv special...hmmmmmm? i dunno but twas good....remember a lot of it from when i watched it as a child i must have been about 7 or 8.

I just could not get into, I probably didn't give it much of a chance though as I was blown away by the book and nothing could have live up to that in my eyes then. I should probably give it another watch.

Having said that I would just like to say that this in no way takes away from your resent picture posts. 10/10 :D

[slayer666]

From Dusk 'Til Dawn

[Phalanx]

Started watching "Red Heat" last night, for the first time in about 12 years...it's good to throw yourself back into the 80's where either Arnie and Belushi could still make a good film...the pairing didn't quite work IMO, but it's still fun. Might've finished it if I hadn't just cycled a few k's prior...

[Geddy]

Borat.It was awesome.

[Elvis_Christ]

I kind of liked it. The director always wanted to make it more like a living comic book he said, seemed to enhance that point. Now tony Scott's remake... I don't know if I'll dig that (sucka).

It always was like a living comic book to me. The added stuff just made that point TOO obvious. The remake will be way to serious....

I just watched Children of the Corn. Pretty average. I liked the short story a lot better.

[The Mothman]

finally showed my dad Riki-Oh

[Disease]

Fast food nation, Confirms the fact that I don't eat cow

[Amalthea_unicorn]

A bunch of movies this weekend, and PC who got broke last thursday. :D

Ali Zaoua (Morocco 2000)

Die Furchtlosen Vier

Disney's The Wild

Edward Scissorhands (First time viewing)

Fantasia 2000

Lapitch - The Little Shoemaker

Open Season (2006)

War of the Worlds (2005)

[Geddy]

Halloween2.

[urgeok]

first xmas movie of the season ! woo hoo.. :rolleyes:

saw Christmas With The Cranks ..

actually pretty good .. very dark - not what i expected.

as a bonus - jamie lee curtis in a tiny bikini.
i know a lot of people wont appreciate this because she isnt a tight little brittney spears clone - but Jamie lee is just short of 50 - and i think she's got a smokin' body !

[the_real_linda]

my sisters got christmas with the cranks on dvd but ive never watched it....ill watch it for christmas now.

oh and my last was nightmare on elm street with the commentary on

[slayer666]

Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance.

[bwind22]

Lord of Illusions

Oh man... Is it just me or is every Clive Barker film some pseudo-psycho gay bondage fantasy? The gore was decent, but I thought this movie fell pretty flat. Acting, directing and plot were all fine, but I can't shake the feeling that I just got done watching one of Clive Barker's wet dreams play out on the screen. I was not impressed.

C-

[the_real_linda]

i loved lord of illusions..i found it on dvd i few months back for £4 in hmv...its like £16.99 now so i was glad i got it then....i remember it from being about 8 years old

[urgeok]

Lord of Illusions

Oh man... Is it just me or is every Clive Barker film some pseudo-psycho gay bondage fantasy? The gore was decent, but I thought this movie fell pretty flat. Acting, directing and plot were all fine, but I can't shake the feeling that I just got done watching one of Clive Barker's wet dreams play out on the screen. I was not impressed.

C-


never cared for it myself ... flat is a good way to describe it.

[Marroe]

Casino Royale

The film is frustrating in that, the first really big action set piece is sooooooo good - I'm talking white-knuckle good - that the rest of the film feels like it's playing catch-up. ]

Daniel Craig is great.

The dialogue sounds good coming out of Craig's mouth, but everyone else falls flat, so I'm gonna blame the writing.

The Poker scenes are miserably boring...like I'm watching "Poker with the Stars"

...AND this is the bloodiest Bond yet.

I'm a sucker for these so I'm gonna say 7.5/10 as a whole... which by my scale falls between a good time and a great time at the movies:)
I just went to see this last night. I agree about Daniel Craig, he was pretty awesome. And yeah, everything else you pretty much summed up too. The action was cool and the movie had enough going on to keep me interested, but I have to admit after 2 hours I was praying for an ending....it was the large Coke I drank talking. :o But overall I thought it was a kick ass movie.

[Vodstok]

Taxi Driver. It was on AMC, so i watched it.

Had never seen it before, but I really liked it. Dark, gritty, satisfyingly violent, and with a surprisingly happy ending. I thought it was going to end with just Travis on the couch.

[Roderick Usher]

Stage Fright

really, really, really bad. Like the writer and director have never seen a play, let alone know what happens backstage. Bad acting, terrible characters, boooooring!

[The_Return]

Stage Fright

really, really, really bad. Like the writer and director have never seen a play, let alone know what happens backstage. Bad acting, terrible characters, boooooring!

Funny, thats what I was planning to check out tonight.

Hopefully I enjoy it more...

[Miss Olivia]

Just watched Quest for Fire for the first time. I really liked it a lot. It was weird, and there was no dialogue to speak of, but the point came across clear all the same. There were a few parts that made me giggle, like the wooly mammoth scenes. Seeing carpet-covered elephants is a pretty entertaining thing in itself. Overall though, I thought it was done very well, and the end scene had a strong impact. Good movie.

[Dante'sInferno]

The Terminator

[stygianwitch]

Slither.... what can i say, i just love this movie :D

[Angra]

"Pan´s Labyrinth"


More fantasy than horror, but even darker than "Devils Backbone".


Capitán Vidal is one of the cruelest movie characters i´ve ever seen.


Definitely worth a watch.

[EarthSlayer]

Black Circle Boys


Good movie even though it is supposed to be about a real crime committed by
Ricky Craver. They changed the WHOLE story around except the fact that there was a murder committed and the people involved were metal heads. Still a good work of fiction.

[slayer666]

The Tenant.

[the_real_linda]

friday the 14th part 3

[Despare]

Le Dernier Combat

[PhilnEdee]

Rest Stop-unrated...not too bad.

[Miss Olivia]

Finally got my Grim Prairie Tales.....it was good, but not what I expected at all. The one story about the guy finding the pregnant lady REALLY creeped me out though.... Worth a watch, if you can find it.

[PhilnEdee]

Finally got my Grim Prairie Tales.....it was good, but not what I expected at all. The one story about the guy finding the pregnant lady REALLY creeped me out though.... Worth a watch, if you can find it.

Is this the one with McComas? Has Dylan McDermot -is one of my all time short story favs.
One of them has James Earl Jones, One has Bruce Dern... is it the same movie..different stories?...haven't seen it in a long time, but I liked it alot.

[Miss Olivia]

Yeah, James Earl Jones plays the scary storyteller, and there are four short stories in the movie.....I think it's funny that every time I see James Earl in a wig, it has bangs.

[Geddy]

Gacy. I did'nt like it and it only work in my parents vcr so I traded it for the blair with project.

[the_real_linda]

friday the 13th part 2

[The_Return]

Stagefright

Not bad. Not great or anything, but I didnt think it was as horrible as Rod made it sound. Stupid ending and really poor dialogue/acting, but the idea was good and it was carried out pretty well.

[Elvis_Christ]

Stagefright

Not bad. Not great or anything, but I didnt think it was as horrible as Rod made it sound. Stupid ending and really poor dialogue/acting, but the idea was good and it was carried out pretty well.

The Michele Soavi flick?

Last watched: Deadly Blessing.... pretty terrible. Lame throwback to the equally shit 70s supernatural flicks that came out after the Exorcist/Omen.

[Posher778]

Anchorman

Its OK, but just ok. There's a couple wtf is happening moments and a FEW laugh out loud moments. Overrall its pretty funny but equally stupid, in a semi bad way.

6/10

[Roderick Usher]

Anchorman

Its OK, but just ok. There's a couple wtf is happening moments and a FEW laugh out loud moments. Overrall its pretty funny but equally stupid, in a semi bad way.

6/10

Totally agree, but the Jazz Flute makes me giggle and the Starland Vocal Band moment was inspired

[Despare]

Chinatown
.

[bwind22]

Taxi Driver. It was on AMC, so i watched it.

Had never seen it before, but I really liked it. Dark, gritty, satisfyingly violent, and with a surprisingly happy ending. I thought it was going to end with just Travis on the couch.

You never saw Taxi Driver before????

Wow. I'm speechless.

[bwind22]

Plaga Zombie: Mutant Zone

Well, I had this lined up on the top of my Netflix list before I even realized it was a sequel and unfortunately for me, Netflix does not carry the original so I might be out of luck. I'm sure if I had seen the orginal, things would have made a little more sense to me since this one sorta picks up right in the middle of a story, but more or less, I was able to piece together what was going on. Okay, now on with the review of the movie itself. For it's budget, it was fabulous. Plenty of gore and it didn't really look too cheesy either. Good humor, good acting (I think. It's always hard to tell with foreign language films.), mildly confusing plot (Probably because I never saw the original), and excellent characters.

Let me be perfectly clear. By no means is this film any kind of work of art and compared to most of the horror put out by studios, it's probably relatively lame, but when you factor in what is obviously a very minimal budget, it shines a whole new light on this film and allows you to appreciate it for it what it really is... A low budget, gory zombie movie. I enjoyed it.

"John West. John West. ...He is the best! John West. John West. ...He is the champ!"

B



The Bat

This was a great film. I firmly believe that if they had given it a better title it would be one of Vincent Price's most popular movies, but it's simply called The Bat so it probably gets overlooked quite a bit. Anyways, I liked it. Dark, twisty plot and good acting.

B




Last Woman on Earth

I also enjoyed this film quite a bit. It's rather slow moving, but the reason is because it's building the characters. Good acting & directing. I like how they never really explain what happened that killed off everyone on Earth too. Great anti-Hollywood ending.

B+

[Amalthea_unicorn]

Barnyard (2006) 8 / 10

[Roderick Usher]

Caught DOOM on HBO last night

Goofy, dumb, repetative, but somehow a little endearing

[Despare]

Caught DOOM on HBO last night

Goofy, dumb, repetative, but somehow a little endearing

I actually bought that one. It was silly and dumb all the way through but had some decent action and of course the last few minutes which is what convinced me to throw down the $8.00 for the uncensored version.

[EarthSlayer]

I actually bought that one. It was silly and dumb all the way through but had some decent action and of course the last few minutes which is what convinced me to throw down the $8.00 for the uncensored version.

Yep, agreed. Plus the Rock is a likable character.

[The_Return]

The Michele Soavi flick?

That would be it.

[PhilnEdee]

ICE AGE-the Meltdown

[urgeok]

Caught DOOM on HBO last night

Goofy, dumb, repetative, but somehow a little endearing


how so ?

i liked the annoying guy who 'went to the bathroom'

i liked the couple minutes of 1st person shooter ..

but not enough to make it endearing .. just seemed flat and lifeless to me.

the Rock - who is usually very entertaining - was completely wasted...

[stygianwitch]

i actually enjoy Doom :o

Shallow Ground
Eyes of Laura Mars
Dark Waters

[Geddy]

Garfield...

[the_real_linda]

saw 3 for the third time

http://tastefulcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/SHAWNEE%20SMITH.jpg

[paws the great]

The Blood Spattered Bride

Good 1972 vampire flick.:)

[crabapple]

the one, the only, the classic...

KING KONG

[Despare]

I'm watching Desperate Souls right now but I don't know if I can finish it. This acting is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD and the story... wow.

Alright, finished it.

Please don't watch this.

Bad guy's here...
(Screen goes black.)
AHHHHHHHHH!
(Back to a dead body.)

Utter shite.

[EarthSlayer]

saw 3 for the third time

http://tastefulcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/SHAWNEE%20SMITH.jpg


Uuuuuummmm I forgot what I just watched !!!!??!!!! :D

[Amalthea_unicorn]

Lady and the Tramp II

[the_real_linda]

Uuuuuummmm I forgot what I just watched !!!!??!!!! :D

olo! i guess you'll be happy that im watching saw 2 right now

http://tastefulcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/SHAWNEE%20SMITH02.jpg

[roshiq]

olo! i guess you'll be happy that im watching saw 2 right now

http://tastefulcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/SHAWNEE%20SMITH02.jpg

surely;)


Gosford Park
>>: B

[the_real_linda]

you are all welcome but im not gonna post another cause im not on my computer at the moment soz :(

[urgeok]

who's the girl anyway ?

[slayer666]

who's the girl anyway ?

I'm just glad that I'm not the only one who has no idea.

[The_Return]

Whoever she is, she aint hard on the eyes:)

[The Flayed One]

Shawnee Smith

[The_Return]

Shawnee Smith

Is it really?

Man, does she ever look different!

[The_Return]

Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural

Great atmosphere and a really cool ending, but pretty slow in the middle. Pretty original take on vampires though.

[urgeok]

Shawnee Smith


is she someone a horror fan should know ?

[The Flayed One]

is she someone a horror fan should know ?

I think so. She was in all three Saw movies. She was also in The Blob (1988)

[the_real_linda]

yeah yous should know her....saw, saw 2, saw 3, the stand, the blob, carnivale of horrors, x-files


oh and im back home now so i can do this to remind you all why you should know this gal

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/9153/shawneesmith5683gk.jpg

[Geddy]

Supersize me....

[The_Return]

Society

Uhm...what in God's name did I just watch?

Good movie, but man...brings a whole new dimension to "fucked up".

I enjoyed it alot, and I sure as hell wont be forgetting it anytime soon.

[Elvis_Christ]

haha yeh that film is a bit like that. I haven't watched it in awhile.

I just watched Repo Man again because I picked up a new tape of it that was better condition than my old one. No matter how many times I watch this it still kicks my ass and never gets tired.

[urgeok]

Kung Pow..

goofy fun

[Despare]

I watched nothing, just ate and drank a lot. Society and Kung Pow though... you guys had fun! Great flicks, Society had a sexy orgy scene didn't it Return? ;)

[urgeok]

haha yeh that film is a bit like that. I haven't watched it in awhile.

I just watched Repo Man again because I picked up a new tape of it that was better condition than my old one. No matter how many times I watch this it still kicks my ass and never gets tired.

you need to get your hands on the achor bay tin..

[The_Return]

I watched nothing, just ate and drank a lot. Society and Kung Pow though... you guys had fun! Great flicks, Society had a sexy orgy scene didn't it Return? ;)

Sexy wouldnt quite be the best word to use:eek:

[PhilnEdee]

Supersize me....

Lifesize photo on me laptop laddies!

[noctuary]

The Fly. Such a great movie. It contains what is probably my all time favorite line in a horror film: when Brundle is in the final stages of his transformation, and Ronnie visits him for the last time. After he finishes rambling about insect politics, he delivers the ultimate: "I'll hurt you if you stay." That line is just so menacing, so utterly chilling. Perfect.

[PhilnEdee]

how so ?

i liked the annoying guy who 'went to the bathroom'

i liked the couple minutes of 1st person shooter ..

but not enough to make it endearing .. just seemed flat and lifeless to me.

the Rock - who is usually very entertaining - was completely wasted...

I enjoyed parts of the film...hated the minutes of first person shooter...seemed utterly ridiculous. Def agree on the ROCK...total waste and he really had to force his character to life.

[The_Return]

That line is just so menacing, so utterly chilling. Perfect.

That could be said for the entire movie.

[The Flayed One]

Tod Browning's Freaks

Fucking excellent. The DVD has a great documentary on the actual performers who were in the movie. The ending creeped me out.

Meet the Feebles
I hadn't seen this in years. Still as raunchy and entertaining as I remember it.

[joshaube]

Society

Uhm...what in God's name did I just watch?

Good movie, but man...brings a whole new dimension to "fucked up".

I enjoyed it alot, and I sure as hell wont be forgetting it anytime soon.


You live in NB, right? Where did you pick this one up? I've been looking for it for AGES, and none of the stores I've looked in have it, nor do the rental stores. I hope you didn't get it online - give me some hope! :p

[The_Return]

You live in NB, right? Where did you pick this one up? I've been looking for it for AGES, and none of the stores I've looked in have it, nor do the rental stores. I hope you didn't get it online - give me some hope! :p

Sorry dude...Zip.ca online rentals

I couldnt find it anywhere here either:p

[The Flayed One]

Family Portraits: A Trilogy of America

Three short films by Douglas Buck. I had already seen Cutting Moments, but I watched it again anyway. I don't know why I do these things to myself. Depressing, disgusting, you feel like you need to scrub with a belt sander after watching it. The mood Buck sets in all three films is just amazing. Home & Prologue don't quite have the effect that Cutting Moments does (which is a shame, because it's the first film on the DVD) but they're both good shorts that will still cut you to the core.

These films ARE NOT for everyone. I think they are very well done, and they really hit home on the atmosphere of disintigrated family on several levels. Very good films all three.

[urgeok]

monster island.


i feel like i've just been kicked in the nuts

[The Flayed One]

monster island

"He said it was just a name!"

"What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

[urgeok]

"He said it was just a name!"

"What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

are those actual quotes ?

i watched it no longer than 20 min ago and i cant remember a single word of dialogue

[The Flayed One]

are those actual quotes ?

i watched it no longer than 20 min ago and i cant remember a single word of dialogue

It's from The Simpsons episode Lisa on Ice

[Vodstok]

Spiderman 2: Really liked it a lot. I love the spiderman movies.


An American Haunting. Directed by Courtney "Dungeons and Dragons" Solomon, of course it sucked. And after i saw it and realized who made it, i remembered seeing 2 years ago he was working on it. I hope he dies choking on Uwe bole's cock.

[Amalthea_unicorn]

The Lion King 10 / 10

[Elvis_Christ]

That horrible piece of shit Johnny Depp pirate movie. Remember the over hyped bullshit you made you parents drag you to thinking it would be cool and it sucked and bummed you out?
Total flashback to those times.....

[Geddy]

Tenacious D and the pick of destiny.

[EarthSlayer]

BraveHeart


For about the 6th time...I love this movie !!! :cool:

[urgeok]

That horrible piece of shit Johnny Depp pirate movie. Remember the over hyped bullshit you made you parents drag you to thinking it would be cool and it sucked and bummed you out?
Total flashback to those times.....


heh - i Love Pirates of the Carribean :)

[heebiejeebies]

Feardotcom. I'd forgotten how cheesy this movie was. Thank goodness I got it used and on sale for like $4.

[the_real_linda]

the life of david gale

[EarthSlayer]

Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ
That horrible piece of shit Johnny Depp pirate movie. Remember the over hyped bullshit you made you parents drag you to thinking it would be cool and it sucked and bummed you out?
Total flashback to those times.....

heh - i Love Pirates of the Carribean :)

I know plenty of people who really like this movie but I was REALLY dissappointed with it myself. I thought I was the only one. :D

[PhilnEdee]

Toolbox Murders...I thought this was supposed to be good?

[Roderick Usher]

Dead Waters (aka Dark Waters)
I liked it, but recommend with extreme reservations. This is ONLY for those of you who enjoy slow, brooding flicks. The surprise is that the acting is actually pretty good.

The directing was maddening, I've never seen such cool lighting and framing combined with an awful sense of space. The images are really cool, but the sense of motion and ones place in this world is non-existant.

It could very well be a stylistic choice - it does create a sence of claustrophobia - but it reeks of a lack of technical skill in the director.

All in all I liked it... 6.8/10

[EarthSlayer]

Dead Waters (aka Dark Waters)
I liked it, but recommend with extreme reservations. This is ONLY for those of you who enjoy slow, brooding flicks. The surprise is that the acting is actually pretty good.

The directing was maddening, I've never seen such cool lighting and framing combined with an awful sense of space. The images are really cool, but the sense of motion and ones place in this world is non-existant.

It could very well be a stylistic choice - it does create a sence of claustrophobia - but it reeks of a lack of technical skill in the director.

All in all I liked it... 6.8/10

Unless of course the Director was trying to create a sense of claustrophobia than of course it would speak of the high technical skill of the director. I actally liked the feel to it ,thought that it added some eeriness. Just my opinion.

[joshaube]

So, the big plan of watching what you guys pick didn't exactly happen. Had a few friends come over, and I decided to go with what they wanted to watch.

Over the Hedge
The last few CGI flicks I watched (The Wild, Madagascar) haven't been that good. In fact, I turned off The Wild halfway through... just couldn't handle the overplayed "father and son" storyline (but I mentioned this before). Over the Hedge was actually quite good, and I can't say I didn't enjoy it. It was a very entertaining movie, and had some hillarious scenes in it. Great voice work too, Avril Lavigne was a bit of a suprise to see listed in the cast, well, alongside all those other well-recognized names; but her part was small, and she didn't do too bad. Wanda Sykes and Steven Carrell = amazing as always. Reccomended for fans of whacky animation.

Heartstopper
Ah, Canadian talent; in a B-grade movie nonetheless. Suprised they killed off Robert Englund so quickly (not actually a spoiler since it has little relavence to the plot). It was cheesy as hell (ripping out hearts, still beating; tattoos that move across flesh; soul-transferring; a whirlwind that sends people back to the underworld?), and had terrible effects (think something ALMOST as bad as drawn-in lightning effects), but it wasn't that bad. A fun little romp. No twists, it's doesn't redefine the genre, it's not something you NEED to see, but if you do decide to pick it up, it's not a complete waste. We certainly had a good time watching it, mainly laughing.

The killer actually gave me a slight chill, simply for his sheer presence. So overpowering, and the thought of being with him alone, what can you do? Nothing, your vistually screwed. His acting was terrible, and his LINES... OH GOD. Some biblical passages, with faux-poetry and terrible ryhming mixed all together.

Over the Hedge: B+
Heatstopper: C-

[The Flayed One]

Feed

There's definately a high uncomfortable disgusting factor here. I'll need to watch it again to know my feelings on it as a movie as a whole. I kept getting interrupted.

[urgeok]

Toolbox Murders...I thought this was supposed to be good?


i didnt like it either .. seemed very cheap and amateurish to me.

i got my copy signed bt juliet landau (everyone else was getting her to sign Buffy stuff)

I told her she should try to stay alive a little longer next time - she whole heartedly agreed :)

[joshaube]

Mulholland Dr.
When I figure out what I justed watched, I'll tell you how I feel about it. As it stands, I have a loose grip on a THEORY of what happened, and I can definately say it's a fucked up film... but I very much enjoyed it. 2 hours and 30 minutes and I wasn't bored once. Entertainment in the madness, or perhaps the madness is the entertainment.

[urgeok]

Enemy Mine .. hadnt seen this in ages - forgot Wofgang Peterson directed it.

Accepted ... typical kid comedy - some funny stuff thanks to a collection of goofy secondary characters and then it falls flat on its face trying to bring about a resolution in the end ... they're all like that ..

[The Flayed One]

Eating Raoul

An extremely fun black comedy. Give it a go if you have the chance.

[urgeok]

Beerfest ... dumb as shit and twice as funny .. worth a look if you just want an easy laugh

[Phalanx]

So then, Broken Lizard has kind of made up for the severely UNfunny "Club Dread"?

[roshiq]

Jet Li's Fearless
>>: B+
A beautiful movie:)

[Spallalala]

Final Desitination 3 with the choose their fate shit on.

I still liked this movie. The fact that I could choose there fate was just shit. It didn't make a difference. No big changes. Stupid I say. Cool lil extras on the second disk tho with the short film.

[the_real_linda]

yeah they should of just had the fates bit as alternative scenes or cut scenes or whatever....dumb idead but the girls in the tanning booth was good how she got hit over the head. and fearless is amazing...i went to the cinema to see ultraviolet and only me and my friend had bought tix so we were given a tix to another show and popcorn we chose fearless cause im a huge jet li fan....amazing....


nightwatch....weird shit....really good and original direction

[urgeok]

So then, Broken Lizard has kind of made up for the severely UNfunny "Club Dread"?


havent seen club dread, or the troopers one so i have no basis for comparrison.. Beerfest is silly .. if you cant find funny in silly - this film is not for you - but i found it to be very funny in parts ..

there was a thing with a frog ... man - that was funny

[zwoti]

http://www.ispitonyourmovie.com/forum/index.php



leon (aka the professional)
dog bite dog
cannibal holocaust
saw 2 uncut
the texas chainsaw massacre 2 - the gruesome edition
maniac cop SE
sin city recut
rambo collection
levres de sang CE
les demoniaques CE
dust devil CE
spasmo
run man run/mannaja: a man called blade
the orloff collection (awful dr orloff; dr orloff's monster; orloff and the invisible man; revenge in the house of usher)
i drink your blood
demonia
a man called magnum
daughters of darkness/the blood splattered bride
xtro SE/xtro 2
cannibal ferox
the blob
the devil's rain
frankenhooker
forbidden planet UCE
dark waters CE



and from proteus
tales of terror/twice told tales
strange invaders/invaders from mars
black mask
the untold story
zombie pack 2 (burial ground; flesh eater; zombie holocaust)
the shogun collection (shogun's samurai; shogun's shadow; swords of vengeance; shogun's ninja)

[urgeok]

http://www.ispitonyourmovie.com/forum/index.php

last seen or recently aquired .. or both ? :)

so been taking a break lately ? havent seen you around in a while ..

[zwoti]

last seen or recently aquired .. or both ? :)

so been taking a break lately ? havent seen you around in a while ..

grrr.....


wrong thread :o

[zwoti]

so been taking a break lately ? havent seen you around in a while ..

yep, and won't be "back" for a while at least

[paws the great]

The Davinci Code
Maniac Cop
Wedding Slashers
Cool Hand Luke

[heebiejeebies]

The Red Shoes. I already wrote about this in the Japanese horror thread.

Fire in the Sky. This movie still creeps me out. The aliens look like evil, deformed old men, not cute little ETs. And when the rubber-like sheet gets sucked over D.B. Sweeney and that thing comes down from the ceiling, I just about lose it. And I always want to smack James Garner's smug smirk into next week; he certainly played that part well.

[Pasceni]

Last seen was Zombiez, man I wish I had gone to K-mart for all my supplies and then convinced someone to produce my crapfest of a movie.

[urgeok]

Fire in the Sky. This movie still creeps me out. The aliens look like evil, deformed old men, not cute little ETs. And when the rubber-like sheet gets sucked over D.B. Sweeney and that thing comes down from the ceiling, I just about lose it. And I always want to smack James Garner's smug smirk into next week; he certainly played that part well.



way better movie than i was expecting

[The Flayed One]

yep, and won't be "back" for a while at least

Great. Another good member leaves because of the general state of this forum.

[PhilnEdee]

Click last night...some good humor...more an emotional drama in parts though.

[EarthSlayer]

Fire in the Sky. This movie still creeps me out. The aliens look like evil, deformed old men, not cute little ETs. And when the rubber-like sheet gets sucked over D.B. Sweeney and that thing comes down from the ceiling, I just about lose it. And I always want to smack James Garner's smug smirk into next week; he certainly played that part well.

Thanks for reminding me now much I liked this movie. I just went and ordered it.

Walking Tall

[the_real_linda]

some of elf with amy, then the rest of house of 10,000 corpses which i was initailly trying to watch....

[The Flayed One]

Ebola Syndrome

Haha, awesome! Disgusting, funny, plenty of blood. Never takes itself too seriously. If you like gross out movies, this is a good one to try that's NOT a zombie movie.

"They're not hamburgers. They're African buns."

[urgeok]

just watche d a DVD that seems to be part of a series called Classic Records.

this one was all about the making of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
very interesting .. i wish it could have been in a little more depth and detail but i enjoyed it none the less.

[Geddy]

The Blair Witch again.

[The Flayed One]

just watche d a DVD that seems to be part of a series called Classic Records.

this one was all about the making of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
very interesting .. i wish it could have been in a little more depth and detail but i enjoyed it none the less.

Did they talk about the part where the midget hung himself in the background?

[the_real_linda]

i thought that hanging himself midget thing was meant to be in the wizard of oz? well until it got a clean up and was projected onto big screens and its a bird flapping its wings....



ooh and saw 2

[Angra]

"Begotten"


God killing himself, Mother earth, son of earth...... Didn´t get it?? :confused:

[the_real_linda]

bound....................

http://www.popcultmag.com/criticalmass/movies/1996/bound.jpg

[Angra]

"The wailer"


Good (looking) lead actress and a pretty scary looking ghost. Those were the plusses.

The rest is pretty much shit.


This movie contains, except for the lead actress, maybe the most annoying characters/actors i´ve ever seen. 10 minutes into the movie i wished them all dead. Did i get my wish fulfilled? I´m not telling. ;)

The story and storyline is something you´ve seen a thousand times before and with a 90 minutes running time the first 50 minutes "build-up" (Absolutely nothing happens) seems waaaay too long...

And considering the ghost lady is one of the scariest looking ghosts i´ve seen in an american horror movie this decade, it has disappointingly little screen time. I´m talking about 4-6 show-ups that lasts 4-6 seconds. :mad:

[Angra]

bound....................

http://www.popcultmag.com/criticalmass/movies/1996/bound.jpg



I like her cleavage.

She could hold my beer with those two twins. :)

[the_real_linda]

yes beer handling is why i watch that film...its amazing....like post film noir but a feminist take on the genre....fantastic

http://www.mag-paris.org/IMG/jpg/bound.jpg

[urgeok]

Casino Royal .. loved it - cant wait to see the next one.

[joshaube]

Run Lola Run
Mother watched this with me, making it one of the few foriegn films she's actually seen (she's not a fan of subtitles, but occasionally doesn't mind them). A pretty cool flick; reccomended (by Sundance, too). The soundtrack certainly gets your body parts moving, My foot was tapping throughout. Ah, techno.

Masters of Horror S02E03 next.

[the_real_linda]

ive got some weird ass australien film thats on bbc2 on cause i cant find my radio control remote thing to put nightowls on

[newb]

Superman Returns-----effect weren't bad...plot kinda sucked...acting not great...Routh is no Reeve, although he looks just like him, but Reeve seemed to have more fun with the role.

Clerks 2.....have it on now as I type.....pretty good.

[newb]

bound....................

http://www.popcultmag.com/criticalmass/movies/1996/bound.jpg

yousa....hot lesbian sex.:D

[The_Return]

Terror Train

Pretty basic plot, the deaths are few and far between, the characters are cliché....It was entertaining and really wasnt too bad, but theres alot better out there.

[the_real_linda]

hell yeah
http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/lesbian_kisses/gina_gershon/gina_gershon-bound_02.jpg

[joshaube]

I'm in a phase right now, a B-movie phase. I don't know what it is about them, but I've been craving them for a while now. Everyone I decided to watch, I end up enjoying more then your typical feature.

Going to watch Headspace and Are You Scared? right now. Then Maybe The Roost at a later date.

I recently found a rental store that stocks a wide variety of B-movies. I used to Blockbuster, until they blamed me for a missing DVD in their inventory (Session 9) and I refuse to pay the 15.99$ for something I AM SURE (as in 1025383258%) I RETURNED.

Anyway, comments when I finish. :)

[The Mothman]

Last 4 days....

Life Of Brian:

contains one of the funniest scenes in any movie ever.

Altered States:

good cheesy fun

Naked Lunch:

great Cronenberg film. very strange. dont try to make any sense out of it and it will be a much more enjoyable experience

12 Monkeys:

worst ending ever. stop complaining about high tension's ending. this is the ultimate bad ending.

Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell:

fucking awful. right up there with shriek of the mutilated. 2nd worst film of all time.

Monsturd:

totally fucking gross. Pounds of vomit and shit. funny.

Requim For A Dream:

powerful, well directed and disturbing film

Casino:

another great Scorsese film. if you liked goodfellas, see this.

Shogun Assasin:
I cant believe i havnt heard anyone talk about this yet. this is an amazing and awesome film

Feast:

lots of fun, and damn rediculous, gets a little slow though.

[Despare]

C.H.U.D.
Yep

[EarthSlayer]

The Exorcist: the beginning. Didn't like this movie at all , it reminded me of being forced to attend church as a child.


Savage Messiah: interesting movie about a French Canadian cult figure who just happened to have been a psycho as well. Over all decent movie.

[slayer666]

Play Misty for Me (1971). Loved it.

[the_real_linda]

C.H.U.D.
Yep

i like bud the C.H.U.D is funnier and therfore better in my opinion.....he's rather cute for a C.H.U.D

http://www.cinefania.com/pics/personas/3/3578.jpg

[The Mothman]

. Then Maybe The Roost at a later date.



the roost is damn boring.

[The Mothman]

Carlito's Way

you liked scarface? see this movie.

[Geddy]

Alien........

[Marroe]

Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny

[Despare]

Alvin & The Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein

Santa Claus: The Movie

[the_real_linda]

ive got alvin on vid....yay


pans labyrinth...that eye creature was like the dude thing off aah! real monsters

http://www.comicon.com/thebeat/panslabyrinthint1.jpg


http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/toonroom/realmonsters/images/crumx.gif

[Disease]

Rampo Noir, it was pretty cool if you like it Lynchian.

7/10

[Roderick Usher]

Society
started kind of weak but finished with a mind-bendingly funny orgy of goo and gore!

[Posher778]

Casion Royale

Great IMO, one of the better bond movies ( Excluding almost all the older ones of course... But better than golden eye and die another day, etc)

8/10

[Spec7ral]

Society
started kind of weak but finished with a mind-bendingly funny orgy of goo and gore!

the ending of that movie is unreal. it's really hard to get people to commit time to the whole flick since it is quite dull at the onset.

I saw that movie when i was in high school and me and the guy that watched it just yelled "SHUNT SHUNT!!!" anytime we saw each other for the next week.

I watched "Code of Silence" with Chuck Norris this morning. It's not horror but it's fucking awesome anyways! :D

[Roderick Usher]

the ending of that movie is unreal. it's really hard to get people to commit time to the whole flick since it is quite dull at the onset.

I saw that movie when i was in high school and me and the guy that watched it just yelled "SHUNT SHUNT!!!" anytime we saw each other for the next week.

yeah, I was starting to roll my eyes until the SHUNT stuff kicked in...
*shivers* think I need a bath now:D

[paws the great]

The Big Alligator River

[newb]

The Proposition

A gritty well acted western, set in Australia in 1880.Very brutal.

[Spec7ral]

Wow, i just managed to squeeze "Feed" in before MNF started. Holy fuck was that movie ever awesome. Definetly at the top of my "to buy" list. Definetly not for everyone tho.

[Phalanx]

Watched "Narnia: Lion, Witch, Wardrobe" last night.
It's the first time I'd watched this, having never seen the series, or read the book of the same name (although, I think I actually may have read one of the sequels quite accidentally, years ago...I remember something about foxes, and a wardrobe)...it was actually a lot better than I was expecting.
Even as a child, when I heard the title being spoken of...I just thought it sounded really "kiddy", never bothered looking into it.
I don't know how the movie rates in comparison, but on its own, it sure felt like it had a lot of heart, I was watching it thinking "is it weird that I'm liking this as much as the LOTR stuff?" actually...this one felt more "right" than any of those did. Great music, simplistic but adequately enthralling storyline, and try as I might, the kids didn't manage to annoy me, and actually HAD independant characters, which was good...I mean the girls were girly, and the boys, boyish, but they weren't each carbon copies of the other...Also thought the guy that played the goatman (thomas?) did a pretty good job of it, fit right in.
Moments of darkness were there too...surprising...and the battle scenes were just great. I really am surprised at how much I liked this film, I would envy the child who's first taste of the series, was this film.

[Miss Olivia]

The story mirrors the bible.

[Disease]

Borat?????????

[urgeok]

watched Ready to Rumble ... my kid laughed his ass off in parts.

i know this is a dopy movie but my wife and i can watch it over and over again and still laugh every time.

[roshiq]

Play House
>>: B-
It's fucking hilarious!

[Phalanx]

"Eastern Condors"...haven't really seen that many martial arts/war/action type films, but I have to say this one was really entertaining. I had the dubbing on so the whole thing sounded like a 70's cartoon, but, it was still fun.
A couple of my favourite martial arts folks were in this one too.
Simple plot, but it was cool...
That guy with the balloon cycle that ended up going along with them...whoever the fuck he was, he was KICKASS.
Anyone know the guy I'm talking about?

Anyone reccomend any other films of this type?

[ManchestrMorgue]

Caligula (1979)

First time I have seen this. Interesting film, with some big names such as John Geilgud, Peter O'Toole, Helen Mirren, Malcolm McDowell. I think a lot of interest comes from seeing such big name actors in a movie with hardcore scenes.

The acting is OK, but the editing leaves a bit to be desired. However the movie does create an excellent atmosphere of debauchery, intrigue, and madness that is rarely seen. The hardcore scenes add to this and as such I don't think can be considered merely pornographic.

[Roderick Usher]

Wow, i just managed to squeeze "Feed" in before MNF started. Holy fuck was that movie ever awesome. Definetly at the top of my "to buy" list. Definetly not for everyone tho.

pretty heavy cringe factor there:)
do not watch while eating!

[Geddy]

I finished the original omen.It's a lot better than the crap remake.

[Despare]

Bone Sicknes.

my god-this was awesome.

put the gore from every low budget film ever made and condense it into one, you would have bone sickness. 8/10

Bone Sickness

Some of the effects were REALLY bad though, and the ending seemed like a quick, tacked on mish-mash of ideas. The audio was bad and I didn't care for the way it was shot. On the PLUS side, Mothman's right, there's a lot of good gore buried in here too and some of the ideas were pretty good but I'd only give it a 6/10.

After watching the special features I'll have to say 6.5 because in the bloopers a zombie walks up to a SWAT team member and takes his mic saying, "Send more SWAT guys.". Heh, funny stuff, I chuckled.

[Spec7ral]

pretty heavy cringe factor there:)
do not watch while eating!

my buddy who was over to watch the game couldnt make it through thw whole thing, he came over and started watching about 30 minutes in cause i was making noise (ie. "O my fucking god." Ungh!" "omg no way" and generally shuddering/laughing/squinting at certain bits) he watched about 30 mins of the middle and then was like "I am erasing the last hour from my brain" and went to watch the pregame show. LOL!

[Despare]

Cube
First time seeing it all the way through and I loved it.

[the_real_linda]

i got the cube boxset........love those films..........ooh i last watched mirrormask.....would have been better if i was a kid.......its never gonna be dark crystal or labyrinth

[Amalthea_unicorn]

Balto 10 / 10
Bertram & Co. 6 / 10
Gothika 7 / 10
Sunshine 10 / 10
The Plague Dogs 10 / 10

[Geddy]

Jay and silent bob strike back.

[EarthSlayer]

Satan's Little Helper ....


Liked this one a lot . Kind of goofy acting especially the kid in the movie but funny and gory

Carnivore....

This I liked as well but 'm not sure why ....

[urgeok]

uncle ralph

it was what it was .. good to see peter o'toole though - he was solid.

[Roderick Usher]

God Told Me To

this seemingly simple conspiracy mystery takes a hard left turn in the final act. I'm still not sure whether or not I liked it, but it certainly does linger in the mind.

[The Mothman]

Bone Sickness

Some of the effects were REALLY bad though, and the ending seemed like a quick, tacked on mish-mash of ideas. The audio was bad and I didn't care for the way it was shot. On the PLUS side, Mothman's right, there's a lot of good gore buried in here too and some of the ideas were pretty good but I'd only give it a 6/10.

After watching the special features I'll have to say 6.5 because in the bloopers a zombie walks up to a SWAT team member and takes his mic saying, "Send more SWAT guys.". Heh, funny stuff, I chuckled.

ya, it was a really bad movie, im not going to deny it. pretty mediocre. but enjoyable and fun, and some very creative kills.

some hilariously bad lines too. "YOU TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING NECRO-JUNKIE!!" lol. necro-junkie.

[the_real_linda]

erm.........i watched some of labyrinth again but it twas hellraiser bloodline before that

[Geddy]

Scarface.....

[the_real_linda]

drunken master

[stygianwitch]

Domino....... is that 10 yet?????

[Despare]

ya, it was a really bad movie, im not going to deny it. pretty mediocre. but enjoyable and fun, and some very creative kills.

some hilariously bad lines too. "YOU TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING NECRO-JUNKIE!!" lol. necro-junkie.

***SPOILERS***

Some insane scenes too, the scene with the sack coming out of the guy's stomach and birthing a skinless zombie which then eats his wife... wow. lol

I just watched Dark City for the first time. Wow, great movie, can't wait for the director's cut, hopefully they nix the voiceover in the beginning but even if they don't I'll double dip.

[urgeok]

Borat !

for the 1st time in my life - i found myself pleading that a movie would stop being funny because i was killing myself ..

jesus christ what a movie.

the guy i went with never laughed once.



to me - not laughing at this movie is like the 8th wonder of the world -

[newb]

Borat !

for the 1st time in my life - i found myself pleading that a movie would stop being funny because i was killing myself ..

jesus christ what a movie.

the guy i went with never laughed once.



to me - not laughing at this movie is like the 8th wonder of the world -

HIGH FIVE

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sit/gr_pamkidborat.jpg

[tcardenas]

the last movie i watched was.. "the red shoes". not a bad movie. confusing, but good. i like stuff in other languages.

[The Mothman]

Borat !

for the 1st time in my life - i found myself pleading that a movie would stop being funny because i was killing myself ..

jesus christ what a movie.

the guy i went with never laughed once.



to me - not laughing at this movie is like the 8th wonder of the world -
better than raising arizona in your opinion?

[EarthSlayer]

Christmas Evil :

The idea of a serial killer Santa in itself is pretty damn funny to me and is filled
w/ opportunities for dark demented violent fun. This movie should have sleighed
or slayed me with all the possibilities that such a premise holds. It unfortunately missed it mark , and although it is amusing in parts and slightly dark in others it could have been much better in someones else's hands.

Great Idea not so great movie 6.5/10

[the_real_linda]

Borat !
the guy i went with never laughed once.


how? is there something medically wrong with him? i didnt think borats show was laugh your ass off funny but the film....i ached............i love when he throws the bag on the ground at the sad point of the film and the chicken squarks :D

[Amalthea_unicorn]

Stuart Little 10 / 10

[tcardenas]

Christmas Evil :

The idea of a serial killer Santa in itself is pretty damn funny to me and is filled
w/ opportunities for dark demented violent fun. This movie should have sleighed
or slayed me with all the possibilities that such a premise holds. It unfortunately missed it mark , and although it is amusing in parts and slightly dark in others it could have been much better in someones else's hands.

Great Idea not so great movie 6.5/10 i wanted to see this movie but our local video rental store only had one copy and someone stole it. lovely, isnt it?

[The Mothman]

Christmas Evil :

The idea of a serial killer Santa in itself is pretty damn funny to me and is filled
w/ opportunities for dark demented violent fun. This movie should have sleighed
or slayed me with all the possibilities that such a premise holds. It unfortunately missed it mark , and although it is amusing in parts and slightly dark in others it could have been much better in someones else's hands.

Great Idea not so great movie 6.5/10

try Santa's Slay. Hilariously offensive, plus it has Goldberg.

[urgeok]

better than raising arizona in your opinion?


not a fair comparrison .. too different in their approach to comedy..

but it had me laughing louder and longer

[urgeok]

how? is there something medically wrong with him? i didnt think borats show was laugh your ass off funny but the film....i ached............i love when he throws the bag on the ground at the sad point of the film and the chicken squarks :D


i dont know whats wrong with the guy ... some wire got disconnected or something..

the line that had me in tears :

"my wife - her va-ghine - it hang like sorcerors sleeve"

[EarthSlayer]

try Santa's Slay. Hilariously offensive, plus it has Goldberg.


Thanks, that sounds like my kind of movie. I'm going to surf for a copy now. :D

[EarthSlayer]

i wanted to see this movie but our local video rental store only had one copy and someone stole it. lovely, isnt it?

You can find them at e-bay stores for really cheap. The copy I bought was only $ 7.00 including s&h and it is a double feature. It also has Carnivore on the same disc. Granted it came in a slim DVD case and was transfered from what must have been a old projector style film, but it was good enough for me, still very watchable to say the least.

[the_real_linda]

the line that had me in tears :

"my wife - her va-ghine - it hang like sorcerors sleeve"

me too.......reading it again made me laugh.........

i watched children of the worn 1 and 2 last.....i mean what else am i gonna have on in the background when i make cut out figures for my animation??

[stygianwitch]

Mirrormask
11:11

[urgeok]

Mirrormask
11:11


just saw that myself ... visually fantastic..

[stygianwitch]

just saw that myself ... visually fantastic..

Mirrormask - yes very, i like the surreal quality it has, it's very well done
11:11 - this one has more of an asian ghost story feel about it

[urgeok]

Mirrormask - yes very, i like the surreal quality it has, it's very well done
11:11 - this one has more of an asian ghost story feel about it


i didnt know 11:11 was a movie - i thought you were rating mirror mask 11 out of 11 (spinal tap style)

[stygianwitch]

i didnt know 11:11 was a movie - i thought you were rating mirror mask 11 out of 11 (spinal tap style)

LOL, no it's a movie, not bad but kind of confusing and had a weird ending, the overview reads:

On January 11th, 1992, a series of strange events shook the world. Among these events was the mystery of the 7-year old school girl who brutally shot the men that murdered her parents.

Eighteen years later, Sara Tobias is still haunted by ghostly visions of her mother. She is obsessed with discovering the meaning of 11:11, as these were the numbers scratched in blood beside her mother's body.

With her only friend Raden for support, Sara is drifting through her troubled life. Things begin to change when three sudden and mysterious murders are then followed by a recurring wave of unnatural events.

Driven by fear and an inexplicable urgency, Sara is pushed towards the truth of the 11:11 prophecy.

As i said, it has an asian ghost story feel to it, if you didn't enjoy Pulse then i don't think you'll like this one much either

The most amazing thing about this.... urge has 10,000,000 dvd's in his collection and i've got one he's never heard of :eek: :cool:

[stygianwitch]

Zombie Flesh Eaters: Extreme Version
Cube

[Disease]

Jekyll + Hyde, Urrhh, this modern version had a good idea but it didn't realy pull it off. 3/10

[Geddy]

Doom.........

[tcardenas]

i almost rented that.. it came out not too long ago right?

[The Mothman]

Zombie Flesh Eaters: Extreme Version
Cube

extreme version? how could it be any more 'extreme' than the uncut one?

[bwind22]

Eraserhead

After it put me to sleep 3 times, I finally finished Eraserhead and I gotta say I thought it sucked! What a boring and pointless piece of crap! I hate watching a film and then feeling like I just wasted a couple hours of my life afterwards and that is how I feel about this one. It gave me nothing. I don't like movies that are weird just for the sake of being weird. There's no real gore, the story purposely makes no sense, and it just was not entertaining in the slightest. I hated it and it's heading to the bottom of my list where I keep Phantasm, Fulci and all the other over-rated films and directors so I remember not to watch them ever again.

D-

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Uwe Boll makes more entertaining movies than David Lynch does. Yikes!

[Amalthea_unicorn]

Pinchcliffe Grand Prix 10 / 10

The Land Before Time - The Great Longneck Migration 8 / 10

[slayer666]

Cursed (2004). Terrible flick.

[Roderick Usher]

Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Love this movie 9.5/10