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DP McCoy
08-30-2010, 07:36 AM
The Happening
*SPOILER* Pesky trees ! *END SPOILER*
4/10
Shark Zone
The Sharks in this roared like lions.
4/10
Shark Attack III:Megalodon
The Shark in this growled.John Barrowmen was hilariously unconvincing as the straight hero.
4/10
Mega Piranha
Disappointingly the Pirahna neither roared or growled,what they did do was suck ... but in a curiously enjoyable and entertaining way.This film is exactly what you would expect from The Asylum,ridiculous storyline (Genetically engineered faded 80's pop star bothering giant Pirahna escape into the Orinoco river, head for the ocean,eat people and property for no good reason etc,etc ),terrible special effects,hilariously bad acting,laugh out loud dialogue,OTT set pieces(Pirahnas attack Battleship!) and they even squeeze in a couple of gratuitious tit shots! Epic!
It's crap,but it's fun crap 6/10.
FreddyMyers
08-30-2010, 08:24 AM
Tell Tale
Not great but not horrible. Only watched b/c of the Poe reference, didnt expect much so wasnt really let down. Worth watching if you have Netflix. I wouldnt go out and spend money on renting it though.
5/10
phantomstranger
08-30-2010, 02:34 PM
For Your Eyes Only
urdevil
08-30-2010, 03:52 PM
Murder Set Pieces- unfortunately the cut version. Where can I get the movie the way it was supposed to be seen?
The Haunting of Winchester House-only moderately interesting but dont waste your money. If you have Netflix or Zip maybe give it a look
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ferretchucker
08-30-2010, 04:09 PM
To celebrate my rediscovery of the disc, I just watched a double bill of Halloween 4 and 5.
Disease
08-30-2010, 09:12 PM
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)
What did you think of it, I'm not sure if I want to see it, I do because it's Edgar, but I don't because of George Michael....:confused:
Elvis_Christ
08-30-2010, 10:28 PM
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roshiq
08-30-2010, 11:14 PM
She's Out of My League (2010)
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>>: B
Ginger Snaps (2000)
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>>: B+
Brooklyn's Finest (2009)
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>>: B
psycho d
08-31-2010, 04:56 AM
Defendor (2009). Threatening to be a parody of comic book proportions, Defendor seamlessly becomes a serious and sentimental action flick with comedic overtones. Setting the stage for moral grandstanding, instead this one brings to light both sides of the vigilante question with balanced aplomb. The story was fresh, and any shortcomings were eschewed by the talented cast. Woody Harrison was outstanding in a role that somehow captured the subtle contradictions of a troubled character. Kat Dennings worked with a slightly unbelievable role and brought it to life in an adorably duplicitous fashion. Elias Koteas' role as the nasty antagonist was just as solid. First-time director Stebbings' efforts were rewarded with a memorable flick that should serve as solid vocational stepping stone for further endeavors. Merci beaucoup.
Repo Men
critics seemed to hate it....I didn't think it was so bad.
ferretchucker
08-31-2010, 09:44 AM
What did you think of it, I'm not sure if I want to see it, I do because it's Edgar, but I don't because of George Michael....:confused:
Of the people I know who've seen it, it appears to be a good film.
Elvis_Christ
08-31-2010, 05:44 PM
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cheebacheeba
08-31-2010, 09:14 PM
How WAS that?
I've been tossing up whether or not to see it...
If you liked this though, you might wanna check out a show called "The Good Guys", seems to be a little along the same lines. It was originally intended as a movie like 10 years ago to reintroduce the buddy/cop genre, but got turned down...the writer Matt Nix has since went on to do a pretty successful series (burn notice) so I guess that gave him clout enough to get another series. Got Tom Hanks' son in it, as a "fresh" cop partnered up with one that's kind of stuck in the 80's, is a huge walking stereotype, pretty funny. It's great fun, kind of like a modern day Odd couple, with more guns...
I last watched "Encino Man" which I hadn't seen for years. Hm..."ok"...not really what I'd call a comedy classic but it was fun to revisit something I first saw when I was about 13? Ah, back in the days before everyone dreaded the next Brendan Frazer release...
Elvis_Christ
08-31-2010, 10:01 PM
How WAS that?
I've been tossing up whether or not to see it...
It's a lot better than Cop Out. Michael Keaton was great in it but you've basically seen it if you've watched the trailer. I still enjoyed it and there was some pretty funny shit here and there. I just ganked a screener of it...
cheebacheeba
08-31-2010, 10:07 PM
Cool...'cos I actually thought cop out was alright...so I'll probably really like this.
Elvis_Christ
08-31-2010, 10:30 PM
Cool...'cos I actually thought cop out was alright...so I'll probably really like this.
I thought it was more cleverly done in comparison. Decent throwback to the 80s odd couple cop flicks but more heavy on the humor. I think the best is still to come with the modern incarnation this type of film and it's just finding it's feet.
cheebacheeba
08-31-2010, 10:33 PM
Reading that, you REALLY gotta go grab the first ep:
http://eztv.it/shows/363/the-good-guys/
Elvis_Christ
08-31-2010, 10:55 PM
Cool I'll check it out
neverending
09-01-2010, 12:19 AM
Kansas City
Later day Altman film that despite a stellar performance from Harry Belafonte failed to engage. Great period atmosphere from Altman, but Jennifer Jason Leigh's performance was too mannered and the story wasn't that deep.
Meteor Man
Despite some questionable moral double standards in the big finale' I found this Robert Townsend comedy enjoyable. Great performances from Robert Guillaume, James Earl Jones (hilarious) and Frank Gorshin.
Sistinas666
09-01-2010, 02:35 AM
Big Money Rustlas
Please don't waste your time on this crapper.........Only retarded juggalos can dig this crap........
roshiq
09-01-2010, 04:13 AM
Deliria aka StageFright: Aquarius (1987)
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>>: B+
Don McKay (2010)
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>>: D
Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004)
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>>: B
psycho d
09-01-2010, 04:24 AM
Felon (2008). The start of this movie begets an ambiguous sense of its worth. The shaky camera, the typical :things gone horribly wrong" scenario, and then the downward spiral all hint that it is time wasted. Suddenly, all of that evaporates and instead the screen's glue jumps out and ensnares the viewer until the final scene, leaving us emotionally drained but satisfied nonetheless. The story, which must have been taken from the real life Corcoran State Prison fiasco, provides the perfect palate for a study of the American Penal system. While the stereotypes of prisoners and guards etcetera are evident, the main characters are all portrayed as normals humans, at least at some point in their lives. The acting was pheno, with Dorff, Kilmer, and Perrineau all giving outstanding performances. The script was smart, the direction superb. Once the camera calmed down it became icing to our visual cake. The story was a tad heavy-handed as to its message, but in this case maybe it needs to be. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
urdevil
09-01-2010, 10:47 AM
Spring Break Massacre-shockingly bad:eek:
Brooklyns Finest-great cop movie. Intersecting stories, great actors, director Antoine Faqua hits one out of the park:D
Elvis_Christ
09-01-2010, 02:58 PM
Big Money Rustlas
Haha I'm totally gonna watch this. I really enjoyed Death Racers. Don't like their music but their movies are hilariously SHIT.
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Disease
09-01-2010, 04:55 PM
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I want to watch it again and play a drinking game for everytime someone says, "Don't come the raw prawn with me!".
6/10
Elvis_Christ
09-01-2010, 05:22 PM
I want to watch it again and play a drinking game for everytime someone says, "Don't come the raw prawn with me!".
Your liver will EXPLODE :p
The Mothman
09-01-2010, 08:17 PM
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...you like?
Elvis_Christ
09-01-2010, 08:46 PM
...you like?
It definitely wasn't as good as the last Rambo flick but I dug it. Mickey Rourke stole the show I thought and needed to be in it more.
roshiq
09-01-2010, 11:04 PM
The Expendables (2010)
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Now that's I like to call a 'feel good' movie...mind fucking blowing:D! Absolutely loved it from the start to finish.
>>: A-
Mickey Rourke stole the show I thought and needed to be in it more.
Ditto and will love to see a sequel with action stars who missed this first venture like Russel, Seagal, Vam Damme & Wesley Snipes. :)
The Beacon (2009)
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>>: D
neverending
09-01-2010, 11:31 PM
REC
Wow that's a great movie.
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09-02-2010, 12:51 AM
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psycho d
09-02-2010, 04:38 AM
Burnt Offerings (1976). The awkward tone of this flick builds throughout, creating an atmosphere of disquieting creepiness that cannot be repeated. The difficult, chunky, and obtrusive acting somehow finds disturbing repose in this haunting little flick. Then there are the flashbacks- absolutely unsettling in their creation of a terror of horribly unknown origins. As said, the acting was weird to say the least, but even the scenes infused with bouts of overacting were appropriate for effect. The story was solid, though a slow burner to say the least. The direction was solid, and the camera work, leaning towards lots of low camera angles, was spot on. The score helped add to the slowly building terror. The ending was brave and committed, and wonderful. Merci beaucoup.
G'
Sistinas666
09-02-2010, 05:22 AM
Stephen Kings Thinner for about the 20th time. I don't know why but I love this flick.
horrorzack
09-03-2010, 05:16 AM
some movie called "Dark Floors" terrible special effects but the story is good
psycho d
09-03-2010, 06:28 AM
The Piano Player (2001). Director Michael Haneke has a penchant to take complex human issues and paint their essence in an abstract and revolting manner. This flick is the epitome of such an endeavor. The overall themes of this flick are only the window dressing of the disturbing psychological makeup of our highly unlikable protagonist. More so, the disquieting harshness of character are sublimely expressed in the cold countenance of our character, where intense moments of smoldering calm belies the twisted volcanoes of tumultuous emotions just barely contained and later expressed in the most revolting manner. The turbulence of this movie is accentuated with polemic scenes both subtle and extravagant. The caliber of acting was explosive, with Isabelle Huppert's performance a level above brilliant. Annie Girardot's role as the overbearing mother was on par with our emotionally convulsed heroine. Haneke's direction was as expected, bilious and with painful attention to any and all disturbing details. The sound quality is of a harsh nature which only adds to the voyeuristic nature of his flicks, ensconcing the viewer in where he does not belong. Definitely not for everybody, this Haneke addition is impressive indeed. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
roshiq
09-03-2010, 06:49 AM
Mr. Nobody (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485947/) (2009)
Mr Nobody, Nemo Nobody, is now 118 years old, the last mortal on earth in 2092, and he is about to die. Questioned about his life on his death bed by a journalist that sneaked in the hospital, he tells the stories of his lives. Yes, lives, his three lives, his three destinies between which he was unable to choose from. Three very different existences conditioned by apparently meaningless decisions. Three paths, three fates.
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Confusing and dazzling at the same time, director Jaco Van Dormaelī's Mr. Nobody is a definitive mind blowing movie experience that revolves around the notion of choice, the consequences of our decisions that questions and tries to point out...what our lives are made of. Like Nemo Nobody at the age of 9 has to choose between leaving with his mother or stay with his father, the starting point of the exploration his available destinies. Unable to decide, he chooses both and takes us for a ride through an immensity of possible...our very human tales of love, loss & grief.
Bit lengthy but this beautifully complex story also illustrated through the scientific concepts like Big bang theory, nature of time, the eventuality of the big crunch and the complexity of quantum mechanics.
With stunning photography, good cast and a solid sweet soundtracks Mr. Van Dormael created a masterpiece that may not be the exact but somewhat able to give you a vibe of some of our favorites like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind or The Science of Sleep.
On the last note like to add here Van Dormael's quote about Mr. Noody: "My producers don't like me saying it, but it's really a big-budget experimental film about the many different lives one person can live, depending on the choices he makes. It's about the infinite possibilities facing any person. There are no good or bad choices in life. It's simply that each choice will create another life for you. What's interesting is to be alive."
Recommended to Alky, D, V, NE, Fortunato, Chrono and others who have interest to check out this sorts film.
>>: A-
La chiesa aka The Church (1989)
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>>: B-
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09-03-2010, 10:05 AM
Thanks for the rec. Will look into it.
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Tangerine Dream's score is always a blast. And I recognised Moses Gunn from The Neverending Story yet again.
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One of the best documentaries ever made.
Laserblast
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was in the mood for some cheesy 70s horror
this fit the bill
Detour....another "classic you've never seen". Was OK, the wife and I like film noir, and this was in the category of Double Indemnity and The Postman Always Rings Twice.
The ending kinda sucked, but all in all, good film.
urdevil
09-03-2010, 02:33 PM
Sorry Ive posted in the wrong place
phantomstranger
09-03-2010, 03:03 PM
"Red River"
Classic John Wayne
phantomstranger
09-03-2010, 09:59 PM
"Guns Of The Magnificent Seven" (1969)
-George Kennedy
Plot:A Mexican revolutionary hires an American gunslinger to organize the rescue of their leader from a brutal army prison. |
Phantom's Review: Second sequel to the American western classic. Not as good as the original, but very entertaing nonetheless. Plenty of action and humor and all the actors do good jobs. A fun film.
Bastet
09-03-2010, 10:32 PM
Splice-not a bad film but a little slow in places. Adrian Brody is nice though
psycho d
09-04-2010, 05:12 AM
Prince of Darkness (1987). This offering by John Carpenter at first is in want of one small item- decent acting. With time though, this deficit almost becomes endearing as this creepy little flick builds momentum. In fact, maybe the initial lack of talent is the springboard of some of the creepiest scenes ever to grace the silver screen. With eerie, giggling maniacs, street people gone awry, and doe-eyed monsters, things really fall apart for our potential heroes. There is even a smattering of humor to perk up the dismal atmosphere that belies this little horror's premise. While the actors seem to be in the infancy of their careers, the dialog is at times the driving force of the hideous terror that is this flick's foundation. Who knew quantum physics could be so scary? JC's direction was solid, taking this low-budget endeavor and creating a memorable flick from beginning to end. The score turned out to be a perfect fit, timed with adroit skill for effect. But what is memorably burned into the memory banks was that dream video from a different era, whose message portends that the story does not end with the rolling of the credits...
City of Men (2007). From the producers of City of God, this flick brings us back to the slums of Rio. A story of friendship, it centers less on violence and more on family, especially the duties that young men should honor lest they bestow on their children the same ignominious fate that was handed them. It is not an easy choice. The acting was first rate and contained some scenes that will make the American public cringe at the audacity of the film producers. A violent flick, its presence is more in the background and is not gratuitous by any means. The direction was fabulous, with heavy use of editing to create the necessary back story of our protagonists. The story itself was a bit of a stretch, but the fantastical coincidences jibe well for its purposes. At the end, the notion of urban warfare will be forever changed in the hearts of its viewers. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
roshiq
09-04-2010, 07:43 AM
Robin Hood (2010)
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Following the recent success of some superhero flicks the idea was fine to go with a reboot style or telling the origin story of a great hero but I think they spend too much time on the middle of the story and thus results a bit of mess at the end.
>>: B-
Ginger Snaps Back - The Beginning (2004)
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Though it wasn't bad but I don't get the idea how come this series needed a this sorta period prequel then? It was for the hype, I guess. Then they could go for another one setting in a distant future (like Jason X)...Ginger Snaps Back - The Future Fright!:D
>>: B-
fuglystick
09-04-2010, 08:36 AM
Bullitt (1968)--When men were Steve McQueen, and car chases were cool.
ferretchucker
09-04-2010, 12:06 PM
Watched Jaws 2 the other night. It may not be as good as the first but it's still very enjoyable. And let's not forget, it is leaps and bounds above the rest.
Horror4ever
09-04-2010, 01:13 PM
Henry: portrait of a Serial Killer
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
ferretchucker
09-04-2010, 02:17 PM
What ever Happened to Baby Jane.
I'd never seen this film before. I never knew how tragic it was! I mean, I shouldn't like the character of Jane for all the terrible things she's done, but I do. I just feel so bad for her, especially as she begins to lose her mind. She's just an ill old woman who's been overcome with jealousy and resentment, and yet she wants to be a child. I mean, the scene at the end where she dances is just heartbreakingly poignant.
Elvis_Christ
09-04-2010, 08:27 PM
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fiend_skull
09-04-2010, 11:52 PM
Death Factory
The film has an interesting lot aand the execution is decent, but the acting was a bit lack luster and I didn't find myself really hating the bad guy as much as they were trying to make me hate him (and they tried really hard, trust me). Another thing is I didn't really care about the protagonist after about a half an hour into which usually comes as a turn off. Death scenes were meh at best and the overall narrative just felt odd or rushed.
cheebacheeba
09-04-2010, 11:59 PM
Star Trek - Generations
I don't usually like the movies, but always thought this one was pretty decent.
Good villain with a good "evil" plot, played by a good actor...I think that's largely what made the film for me.
That and, it doesn't really "tie in" to the whole ST universe, you could watch this without any prior knowledge of the series IMO.
Oliver and Company
Actually the first time I've seen it since watching it at the cinema as a kid...got it on VHS at an op-shop for 50c...pretty fun animated movie with a great musical score and soundtrack, pretty solid voicework all around.
Ferox13
09-05-2010, 01:11 AM
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Excellent twisted bittersweet comedy from the genius brain of Chris Morris. Four (pretty clueless) British Muslims try to get their Jihad on. The show is stolen by the the white Islamic convert who has to be more extreme to prove his dedication to the cause..
Excellent stuff,,,
zwoti
09-05-2010, 02:22 AM
satan's baby doll
replicant
valhalla rising
mega shark vs giant octopus
mega piranha
the beastmaster
fear[s] of the dark
bloodsport
dexter: season 3
cliffhanger
crimewave
payback
the serpent and the rainbow
universal soldier: the return
universal soldier: regeneration
newsmakers
nightbreed
zombie apocalypse
the interceptor
mutants
psycho d
09-05-2010, 04:39 AM
Strangers on a Train (1951). This Hitchcock thriller is simply one of his best. Working on so many levels, when it is not symbolic it is masterfully artistic, or maybe understated, then again polemic and malevolent. The story examines a fascinating take on murder and builds it into a thrillingly intense carnival ride, literally. There are so many memorable scenes that it is almost exhausting to watch. Robert Waker was absolutely sublime in his nefarious role of the antagonist, a minacious doppelganger of Bill Murray. He is pitted against the perfectly wooden Farley Granger, the perfect patsy, a stranger on a train. The direction was spectacular, a Hitchcockian classic. The camera does not disappoint, with the most grim moment of the flick capturing the action from a wonderfully beautiful POV. The ending, with the ultimate unfurling, was perfect. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
The_Return
09-05-2010, 08:19 AM
Machete (2010)
Now, I still haven't seen The Expendables...but as far as throwback, over-the-top action flicks go, I can't see anything getting much better than this. Amazing cast, crazy action...bat-shit insane from start to finish. I've heard people complain about it being "too talky" in places, but even when the action did slow down I was completely entertained.
A lot of people here will really enjoy this movie. I had a fucking blast.
The Last Exorcism (2010)
Not bad. Was really impressed with the performances (particularly Patrick Fabian in the lead), but the story was kind of all over the place. Had some tense moments and a great ending, but not much else really stands out.
fuglystick
09-05-2010, 04:57 PM
Machete--Objectively, a 7/10
On the Fugly had a blast scale, 10/10
Elvis_Christ
09-05-2010, 06:15 PM
Damn I'm looking forward to checking it out. Not sure when it's out here.
Disease
09-05-2010, 06:36 PM
Damn I'm looking forward to checking it out. Not sure when it's out here.
It's not coming out till late October in Australia, maybe around then for you as well. Bullshit waiting period!
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5.5/10
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7.9/10
Rhonda Huggins
09-05-2010, 07:18 PM
The Last movie I seen was the Isle of Docter Morro and it was real slow at first but it picked up at the end and got all sorts of crazy LoLo! and Val Kilmer mmm mmm so fine
Elvis_Christ
09-05-2010, 07:41 PM
It's not coming out till late October in Australia, maybe around then for you as well. Bullshit waiting period!
Looks like I'll be grabbing a torrent then...
psycho d
09-06-2010, 04:35 AM
Tears of the Sun (2003). The beginning of this flick strongly hinted of an unbelievable and contrived story. In truth, this formula continued, but the fashion in which the story unraveled made up for this stench of Hollywood. In essence, it turned into am entertaining flick that dealt with some rather disquieting facets of human nature whilst trying to establish some overall message as to the duty of first world peoples to act in the affairs of others. Quite an endeavor, and to have done so in an entertaining fashion allots for its fanfare. The acting was solid, with Monica Belluci's role as the "package" that just happened to be wonderfully hot a real delight. Director Antoine Fuqua does a solid job here, but the mainstream feel of this flick a tad disappointing. The saving grace for this "nose towards the sheepish general public" was the audacity shown towards the depiction of the atrocities as they were being committed, which were brutal and far from entertaining. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
Disease
09-06-2010, 06:45 AM
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7/10
roshiq
09-06-2010, 07:46 AM
Salvage (2009)
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A Britt mediocre, low budget effort that tried to be Right at your Door meets with The Crazies, but didn't that much succeed as a film overall. Not sure whether for the muffled voices or the regional accents, didn't get the quick but vital explanation of the whole thing.
>>: C
The Disappearance of Alice Creed (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1379177/) (2009)
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With only three characters & as set on very limited locations, I think the director did a pretty convincing job to put things all together in a pretty exact fashion that a tensed & situation driven film required to have & entertain its audience. Overall, it's a gripping & fun kidnap-thriller with nice dose of nudity and the 'matter' of love & relationship;)(yeah...the unexpected twist comes at the middle of the story). Recommended.
>>: B+
The Driller Killer (1979)
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>>: B
The_Return
09-06-2010, 09:02 AM
The Evil Dead (1981)
Watched this for the first time in a couple years, with some friends that'd never seen anything like it. Nothing better to remind you how awesome it is than watching people react to it for the first time...great fun.
ferretchucker
09-06-2010, 09:13 AM
Continued my Jaws Marathon with Jaws III last night, I was sort of in and out. It's the price you pay with a laptop at your disposal.
DP McCoy
09-06-2010, 10:08 AM
Major League I,II & III
I have always enjoyed the first two Major League films (The first in particular is a favourite),the third was mildly entertaing but still clearly the weakest of the three.
Major League I - 7/10, ML II - 6/10, ML III - 5/10.
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09-06-2010, 08:45 PM
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neverending
09-06-2010, 09:55 PM
Dummy
A quirky romantic comedy that manages to make standard plot conventions seem interesting and fun. Really excellent performances from Adrian Brody, Illeana Douglas and Mila Jovovich. I really enjoyed it- and Brody wasn't too bad as a ventriloquist.
cheebacheeba
09-07-2010, 01:35 AM
Anchorman.
Now, I've been here and there about Will Ferrell...and after actually avoiding watching a lot of the films he was in, on account of his humour not really being my style in SNL and the like...though I saw some that I ended up liking of late...Stranger than Fiction was pretty cool, I didn't hate "Land of the Lost" (IMO a more watchable version of the recent "Journey"), Blades of Glory was alright, and I actually think Step Brothers was by far one of the better comedy films I've seen in the last five years.
I'm a bit the same when it comes to Steve Carrell, I actually HATE the office, though I think he did a great job in the "Get Smart" movie, and was likeable in Horton.
So, this movie having had both of them in it is something I avoided like the plague at the time, though these days I'm a little more receptive of their works.
So my friend, who seems to be one of the many people who are simply in love with Anchorman has been trying to convince me to watch it for a while...he dropped over his copy.
My thoughts?
Not good.
I actually turned it off after about 45 minutes...which in all honesty was about a half hour longer than I wanted to give it, but I tried.
I cannot enjoy a film where every few moments I think that it's a comedy film made to entertain stupid people. I know what people say about humour like this...well IMO It's not clever, intentional in its stupidity or otherwise...in my opinion it falls pretty flat, and I actually found myself bored most of the time.
To me this is a prime (another) example of essentially a SNL skit dragged on way too long. Just could not find anything to like about this movie. So yeah I switched it off wondering why the holy fuck, people still rave about this shit...
Now, for those who think I'm just ripping into films that are dumb for the sake of it, well, I sat through Kung Pow at least all the way, terrible as it was, this film was simply incapable of retaining any interest.
It's like kids wrote it, in all honesty - What an embarrassing waste of time.
sabrasmith11
09-07-2010, 01:59 AM
Saw- movie series .
roshiq
09-07-2010, 02:06 AM
The Other Guys (2010)
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/the_other_guys/theotherguys_smallteaser.jpg
>>: B
siorai
09-07-2010, 09:29 AM
Iron Man II: I really liked it. From the opening scene to the end this movie just had a completely over the top, hugely epic feel to it. Given what Stark is like, even moreso in this film, I thought it fit perfectly.
phantomstranger
09-07-2010, 02:27 PM
"Dracula 2000"
What can I say, I like this movie. It's a lot of fun. Great..no, fun..yes
Bastet
09-07-2010, 04:36 PM
The Expendables-wooden acting, mindless violence and very little story-I loved it. Elvis-you need to watch the DVD with loads of beer. Oh and the soundtrack isn't bad either x
Elvis_Christ
09-07-2010, 07:57 PM
The Expendables-wooden acting, mindless violence and very little story-I loved it. Elvis-you need to watch the DVD with loads of beer. Oh and the soundtrack isn't bad either x
Didn't drink any brews with it but I thought that one was cool especially because of Mickey Rourke :cool:
phantomstranger
09-07-2010, 11:00 PM
"Machete"
Absolute perfection. Everything you could want in a low budget exploitation picture. Violence, mayhem, gore, guns, hot chicks and of course, hot chicks with guns.
Robert Rodriquez delivers all that he promised. Damn! I hope there's a sequel.
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psycho d
09-08-2010, 04:11 AM
Suspicion (1941). What seemed to be a great flick was ruined in the end by jumpy execs unwilling to see the brave ending through. Too bad, cuz this one could have been awesome.
d
siorai
09-08-2010, 07:56 AM
Bangkok Dangerous: Nic Cage plays Nic Cage playing an utterly unbelievably bad actor trying to be a bad ass assassin. When viewed like that it's not a bad movie. Nic Cage does such a great job playing himself being a terrible actor. Otherwise though, bad movie is bad.
Disease
09-08-2010, 10:43 AM
http://www.neptunetwin.com/images/expendables_poster.jpg
Shit! Shit! SHit!
Yes it was shit, nothing like the 80's throwback that I expected. What was the fucking point of Arnie even being in it?
Jet Li get's treated like a tool, Dolph goes bad then good again, give me a break, this is just a piece of shit for Sly to try make some money back he lost on the last Rambo, which by the way is actually awesome and should have done really well!
2.5/10
http://www.newsinfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/piranha3D-poster.jpg
Forget the 3D, it is crap and has no effect, now think tits and ass and gore, are you with me?
Well if you're not don't bother watching this.
This is an awesome over done version of an underrated classic, they should have left the 3D aspect out as they didn't really utilize it, but I guess it helps it sell. Otherwise, it is one of the best horror flicks this year, just for the fact it doesn't hold back, it lets it all hang loose and get eaten.
8.5/10
FreddyMyers
09-08-2010, 10:57 AM
MACHETE
Over the top exploitation bad-assness!
Havent had that much fun at the movies since....well the Grindhouse double feature. Highly recomended for mind numbing fun.
Elvis you still "on the wagon?" If so good for you bro.
urdevil
09-08-2010, 04:15 PM
Acts of Death-dont waste your time d
Buried Alive-There was a good idea there but not executed well c
:eek:
_____V_____
09-08-2010, 09:20 PM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
&
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
...back to back.
Elvis_Christ
09-08-2010, 10:49 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SifTL4fQql0/Sx8cPhnqQDI/AAAAAAAAE7g/n7cAnCzTRko/s400/51TCFNXV2ZL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
psycho d
09-09-2010, 04:09 AM
The Church (1989). Stylish mess of Italian horror that was written by Dario Argento and directed by Argento "pupil" Michele Soavi. Meh...
d
Elvis_Christ
09-09-2010, 02:47 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NPwU_5nGQiI/TG0F7yf19fI/AAAAAAAACyw/odGtzwqID5o/s1600/12416808_gal.jpg
bloody_ribcut
09-09-2010, 04:23 PM
Grass and Super High Me.
Elvis_Christ
09-10-2010, 08:30 PM
http://laist.com/attachments/la_simone/germsposter.jpg
roshiq
09-10-2010, 11:04 PM
The Children Are Watching Us (1944)
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/mov/video/images/muze/dvd/sm/95/254795.jpg
From the director of The Bicycle Thief, this is another heart wrenching story of a little boy named Prico as his family coming apart because of the mother's love affair with another man. While the husband and wife are perfectly portrayed, but the film belongs to that child actor who played the five-year-old Prico. That kid delivered a marvelous & touching performance all through the movie, and specially alone responsible for the almost a tear jerking ending.
>>: A
DayLight (2009)
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>>: F
The Experiment (2010)
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/6986/experiment1s.jpg
And as usually the original remains far better.
>>: C+
Kirot aka The Assassin Next Door (2009)
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/560/kiroto.jpg
>>: B-
katdad
09-10-2010, 11:07 PM
The Church (1989). Stylish mess of Italian horror that was written by Dario Argento and directed by Argento "pupil" Michele Soavi. Meh...
d
Like the sig pic of the gal punching out. Effect is accurate but the pistol is too small for the result (see my sig pic). Artwork reminds me of my old pal S. Clay Wilson (went to school with him).
Just watched "Legion" on PPV and I guess it was worth the 5 bucks, barely. Predictable story line and cheesy gun effects but that's par for the course these days.
The fight scenes were also too jumpy. Roger Ebert quite rightly complains about this new trend in action movies -- quick cuts of slamming and punching but no continuity so that you can "track" the action.
And what's with the angel using a Thor hammer anyway? Oh well.
Sistinas666
09-11-2010, 04:55 AM
The Expendables-what a bad ass action flick! I loved it!
psycho d
09-11-2010, 05:25 AM
El Topo (1970). This surreal western utilizes religion and occult symbolism and allegory to sum up the paradox of man. The result is a mess of a movie if one were to look at it from a movie goer's perspective. Instead, this flick must be viewed in light of a philosopher's mindset, wildly open to conflicting interpretations. The fatalism of human existence is wonderful, no matter what man sets out to do, he will either be doing it for the wrong reasons or with unintended results. By merely trying, man is bound to fail. And yet, to do nothing is just as disastrous. How nice! With low production values, the film is still a great success, as its convoluted message gets booted out of the closet and into the blinding light of civilization's absurd convictions.
Saints and Soldiers (2003). This low-budget war flick delivers a champagne quality message of war. A character driven story, the cast and their portrayals could not have delivered a better band of would-be heroes. During the throngs of war, what comes into question is what a guy should hold true, be it his patriotism, his camaraderie, his duty, or his humanity, and in very uncertain terms hints that this is no easy question with an even more uncertain answer. What is more, as the flick moves forward, so does the understanding of the soldiers as to their allegiances, if only to call them further into question. The acting was simply awesome and powerful, whose puissance is expressed in subtle gestures. The story, based on true events of WWII, was simple and incredible. The direction and camera all bring into light the cold and bitter field with which our heroes are to exact their ultimate enterprise. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
Elvis_Christ
09-11-2010, 04:31 PM
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roshiq
09-12-2010, 02:55 AM
Grimm Love aka Rohtenburg (2006)
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7715/grimmlove.png
>>: F
psycho d
09-12-2010, 04:27 AM
The Tripper (2006). David Arquette has created a carnival of drug hazed carnage in this fun little B horror whose political machinations are as subtle as a race riot. This flick unfairly gets a low rating cuz people just take their political intrigues too seriously, and while the republican right is portrayed in a rather severe light, the liberal hippies are depicted as retarded imbeciles almost deserving their punishment. The acting, especially for a B movie, was decidedly competent. Arquette's direction show that his career should rightfully be found in the director's chair. The story itself was funny, inventive, and wonderfully convoluted without being overdone; and that dialog... The camera was wonderfully dedicated to expressing the fog of a drug bender in the throes of a blood fest. Good clean fun this was, naked granola soaked in blood.
Genruk'
Angra
09-12-2010, 12:00 PM
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/La-horde.jpg
7-8/10
Definitely one of the better zombie movies out there.
The_Return
09-12-2010, 03:21 PM
The Expendables (2010)
Meh - I was hoping for more. Rourke, Roberts and Zayas were awesome, but the main characters bored the Hell out of me. The least they could have done was throw in a few more action scenes - let's face it, thats what we went to see. The action we get is pretty badass, but there's way too much painfully dull dialogue in between.
I can forgive a lack of plot and character development in a movie like this, just so long as I have something to keep me interested: a snappy script, non-stop action, quirky characters...I didn't get any of this. See Machete instead.
The Girlfriend Experience (2009)
Interesting look at a high-class escort. Not much happens, but the performances were surprisingly strong. Not bad.
Kabluey (2007)
Still don't know what to make of this one. Quirky and original for sure, but every single character is annoying as hell. Very well acted, but I wanted to slap every fucking one of them. Entertaining enough though, and definitely something different.
Disease
09-12-2010, 05:44 PM
http://www.signis.net/IMG/jpg/Descent_2_Movie_Poster.jpg
This is a solid sequal, but it gives us nothing new from the original and it lacks the fear factor the original had. As we already know about the creatures. Still there us some cool scenes to check out and it is a good continuation of the story.
6.5/10
http://flmsdown.net/uploads/posts/2009-10/thumbs/1256378560_creepshow-2-445-x-619-copy.jpg
Thanks for the ride lady!
7.5/10
Bastet
09-12-2010, 09:34 PM
A Haunting in Conecticut. Actually enjoyed this more than I thought. Only watched it as it was lent to me but enjoyed the story. Special effects I thought were a little dodgy though x
roshiq
09-13-2010, 03:46 AM
The Video Dead (1987)
http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2464/vd1c.jpg
"How nice to see you all! Won't you come in?":D
>>: B
Persona (1966)
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9239/persona66.jpg
Another definitive incredible experience for any Bergman movie fan which was meant to be shot in black & white to capture the essence of its obscurity of silence and the everlasting psychological turmoil of a challenging character study. Hats off to the one of the greatest masters in cinema for his undeniable magnificence in movie making.
>>: A
Bikini Girls on Ice (http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film3/dvd_reviews51/bikini_girls_on_ice.htm) (2009)
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9195/bikinigirlsonice.jpg
In compare to the recent low budget slasher films this one comes with an above average production value. The story follows a simple formula...When a bus-load of women college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town. Little do they know the place is the stalking-grounds for a homicidal maniac mechanic named Moe.
Even though you will see everything coming, there are no surprises, the acting is merely passable, the movie still remains fun enough for a view for slasher lovers. But the sad part is...in most of the killings the viewer gets to see is blood being thrown on the walls, there was no direct & straight chopping scene to show the gruesome splatter effect on the victims.
>>: C
psycho d
09-13-2010, 04:17 AM
Vertigo (1958). Labeled as one of Hitchcock's best, Vertigo definitely give the others a run for their money. Vertigo is simply a well crafted affair from all aspects. A hitchcockian affair, it also creates an atmosphere of originality apart from the master's other works. The story was incredible with perfectly timed twists and great dialog, all threaded together tom come together in the end. The acting was sublime, the direction perfect, and the camera work stupendous. This classic has definitely held to its reputation. Ashe.
Genruk'
Disease
09-13-2010, 05:43 AM
http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/87913/surf_nazis_must_die-324x500.jpg
I love the score, and the fashion, and all the Troma about it!
7/10
siorai
09-13-2010, 08:15 AM
Evil Dead: Yet another purchase of Evil Dead. I think this is the fourth version I have. VHS, DVD, DVD metal box edition, and now Blu-Ray. The Blu-Ray transfer honestly leaves a bit to be desired. It has a weird texture to it that just seems odd. I guess it's their attempt to get rid of grain maybe? But that aside, there's not too much else to say. It's Evil Dead and it rocks.
From Beyond: Classic 80s Lovecraft. It has probably been at least 15 years since I last watched this and it still holds up quite well. A bit cheesy in spots, but overall it has aged rather well.
Frozen: Shitty movie is shitty. Although I have to say I liked it better than Hatchet which I utterly hated. I know, I know. That's blasphemy around here, but Hatchet was far too cheesy and just downright far too stupid for me to enjoy at all. While Frozen was absolutely abysmal in the acting department I found it pretty tense only because I'm a snowboarder and I kept running through being in that scenario in my mind. But in the end, there's no way in hell I could recommend this one to anyone.
ferretchucker
09-13-2010, 09:17 AM
Planet of the Apes (Remake)
One of the better Burton films in my opion; it's not the same story like the rest.
aprilc1
09-13-2010, 09:25 AM
Burning Bright and I thought it was rea
The Mothman
09-13-2010, 10:18 AM
http://laist.com/attachments/la_simone/germsposter.jpg
awful or what?
Ferox13
09-13-2010, 10:44 AM
awful or what?
I really liked but I imagine most will hate it..Was never a huge Germs fan..
zwoti
09-13-2010, 12:09 PM
12 rounds.
Elvis_Christ
09-13-2010, 02:53 PM
awful or what?
I thought it was pretty good.
Bound to be totally inaccurate in parts but I don't know much about the band aside from their music. They made Darby Crash out to be a less of a shit talking mess than what I've seen in interviews. I dig the Germs music but never really bought into the whole Darby Crash was a genius thing.
Kinda disappointed it didn't show how they were involved with the other bands round LA at the time.
Think I dug The Runaways more but this makes a nice companion piece to it.
The purists should just probably stick to The Decline Of Western Civilization but this was an enjoyable enough bio-pic for me.
Elvis_Christ
09-13-2010, 02:55 PM
Frozen: Shitty movie is shitty.
Ahh really? I hated Hatchet but was going to check this out to see if it was an improvement. Might give it a miss by the sounds of that...
psycho d
09-14-2010, 04:46 AM
Sugarhouse (2007). This was a twisted punch-gut crime drama centering on two worlds that never should have come together, let alone collided. Even worse, we come to see with our own eyes how prejudiced we truly are. The acting was powerful, where even minor players give standout performances. Ashley Walters created a standout portrayal of his character, maintaining a paroxysm of body undulations only dulled by intense moments of heartfelt empathy. Andy Serkis' poorly checked underlying rage was palpable, and Steven Mackintosh's desperation was appropriate as his plight was finally revealed. The story itself was almost eclipsed by these performances, a gritty tale that most readers will only experience on the silver screen. The result was an unexpected emotional thunderbolt that struck deeper than tears. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
Harry Brown--Michael Caine goes Bronson----I liked it
Prince of Persia--adequate enough "popcorn" movie--but what's with the English accents ?
The Gore Gore Girls--early H.G. Lewis film with bad acting, cheap effects, tits and stupid story----fun times
Blood Feast 2--after 40 years H.G. hasn't lost it...more bad acting,cheap effects, tits and stupid story.
siorai
09-14-2010, 08:22 AM
Ahh really? I hated Hatchet but was going to check this out to see if it was an improvement. Might give it a miss by the sounds of that...
There are far worse movies out there for sure. But given that it's purely a man vs environment piece as well as basically a "single room" type of movie, the acting just isn't strong enough to really make it as effective as it could be. I never felt a need to turn it off, but I know I'll never feel a need to watch it again either.
roshiq
09-14-2010, 10:17 AM
Hunger (2009)
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4608/hunger1.jpg
>>: C-
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9438/wimpykid.jpg
>>: B
Elvis_Christ
09-14-2010, 05:54 PM
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any good...I've had this for about a year....just haven't watched it yet.
Sistinas666
09-14-2010, 07:34 PM
any good...I've had this for about a year....just haven't watched it yet.
Its fucking horrible, I refuse to bother with the sequel.
Elvis_Christ
09-14-2010, 08:36 PM
any good...I've had this for about a year....just haven't watched it yet.
It has some funny moments but isn't really anything special. Well worth a spin if you're in the mood for something mindless. I thought the dude's grandfather in it was pretty funny.
Bastet
09-14-2010, 10:42 PM
A Serbian Film
Quite enjoyed this although there were a couple of scenes which I found extremely unpleasent and hard to stomach.
urdevil
09-15-2010, 12:33 AM
Pop Skull-A complete mindfuck of a movie. I had heard about this movie for about 2 years. The hype is true. This might be a new sub-genre called "acid horror" Basically it details the downward spiral of a dejected & rejected ex boyfriend and pill addict, into complete craziness. The lead looks like a combo of Cobain and J Phoenix. A couple of things to point out. There is fairly heavy use of strobe lighting throughout the film. So if you do have epilepsy be warned. The atmosphere is dark, the photography is terrific considering the micro budget. Also, there are a few perfectly placed shocks to keep you off guard. If you have access to this film take a look, its worth it. This film reminds of early Lynch (ie Eraserhead, sort of)
A-
Ferox13
09-15-2010, 01:48 AM
A Serbian Film
Quite enjoyed this although there were a couple of scenes which I found extremely unpleasent and hard to stomach.
I can't get that cool sound track outta my head..
siorai
09-15-2010, 07:16 AM
Lovecraft: Fear of the Unknown: Pretty interesting documentary on Lovecraft. Nothing too terribly revelatory for most Lovecraft fans, but a good watch nonetheless.
ferretchucker
09-15-2010, 09:37 AM
Bedazzled (remake)
I love this film, great fun and it takes me back :')
Angra
09-15-2010, 12:01 PM
A Serbian Film
Quite enjoyed this although there were a couple of scenes which I found extremely unpleasent and hard to stomach.
Yuck!!
Just read about it on IMDB. "Up there with Irreversible and Salo".
Never gonna watch this one, that's for sure.
phantomstranger
09-15-2010, 03:48 PM
"Murder By Decree" (1979)
-Christopher Plummer, James Mason
Plot:
Press Kit Synopsis:
Murder By Decree: Synopsis
It is England in the Autumn of 1888 and Queen Victoria still rules over the British Empire. Sherlock Holmes (Christopher Plummer) the legendary private detective and his loyal companion and chronicler, the earnest Dr. Watson (James Mason), are enjoying an opulent first night at the opera in London’s fashionable West End.
Meanwhile, in the squalid jungle of the East End of London, a prostitute is being horribly murdered. The dreaded killer, commonly known as Jack the Ripper for the gruesome manner in which he mutilates the bodies of his victims, has struck again. The sickly miasma of fear is as palpable as the autumn fogs which envelop the slums. The forces of law and order seem powerless to stop the savage butchery.
Holmes is approached by shadowy figures to take on the case. Although Police Inspectors Foxborough (David Hemmings) and Lestrade ( Frank Finlay) more than welcome his assistance, Sir Charles Warren (Anthony Quayle), the Commissioner of Police from Scotland Yard, actively does not.
The master criminologist is guided in his pursuit of justice, through the seamy Victorian underworld, to the psychic Robert Lees (Donald Sutherland) who fearfully points him in another direction. Holmes and Watson, constantly in danger for their lives and liberty, become not only the grand masters but also the pawns in this lethal game of hide and seek.
They search out and are found by the hapless Mary Kelly (Susan Clark), a girl of the streets, whose only crime is the knowledge of a fatal secret, which she will protect at all costs. She in turn leads them to Annie Crook (Genevieve Bujold), a servant who made the mistake of marrying above her station, whom even the illustrious detective cannot protect from herself.
The hunters and the hunted stealthily move through the mist-shrouded maze of Whitechapel’s cobblestone streets where every shadow instills fear. Watson is violently attacked by, and Holmes at last comes face to face with, the Ripper.
As he inexorably unravels the mystery, Holmes crosses swords with Lord Salisbury (John Gielgud), the Prime Minister of England, and finds himself threatened by the macabre power of a secret society and the all-pervasive, long reaching might of the Establishment. He is challenged by no ordinary murderer but one with influential and determined friends and what he has to stop – if he can – is Murder by Decree.
Phantom's Review: In my eyes, this is the best Sherlock Holmes movie ever made. Brilliant cast, fine acting and direction, wonderful sets and costumes and a fantastic story.
Simply the best
ChronoGrl
09-15-2010, 05:10 PM
So I saw the movie The Runaways (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017451/) the other day...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/runawaysposter.jpg
...And say what you will about Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, but they put up AMAZING performances as Joan Jett and Cherie Currie. Incredibly well-done, this movie is a fantastic bio-pic and haunting look into the short-lived career and stolen childhoods of The Runaways. It's a fantastic character piece and and definitely an engaging film. Michael Shannon, who plays Producer Kim Fowley, does so with the right amount of sleaze and art.
My only complaint about the movie was that it was too short - I wanted more...
So I went ahead and checked out...
Edgeplay: A Film About The Runaways (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216731/)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/run.jpg
What an amazing documentary. Directed by Victory Tischler-Blue, bassist #2 for the band after Jackie Fox quit, Edgeplay is an incredibly well-done and honest film told through depicted through interviews with Vickie Blue, Cherie Currie, Lita Ford, Jackie Fox, Kari Krome, Sandy West, and Kim Fowley. Interesting, sad, disturbing, and ultimately engaging look into the lives of teenage girls who were taken advantage of by their Production Company. It's too bad that Joan Jett was not a part of the film - My only complaint with this one is that, again, I wish that it was longer.
Both movies are HIGHLY recommended if you like The Runaways or if you're interested in good, solid music bio-pics or documentaries. Don't let the presence of teenie-boppers Stewart and Fanning fool you - They did an amazing job.
ChronoGrl
09-15-2010, 05:24 PM
Evil Aliens (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383353/) (2005)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/Evil-Aliens-Unrated.jpg
OK. Wow. Quite possibly the most fun I've had on a random Netflix Rental since we picked Murder Party (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0878695/) randomly out of a hat...
Low-budget BBC schlock that is an absolute BLAST, Evil Aliens never once takes itself seriously and delivers a truly enjoyable slapstick gorefest. I found myself chuckling outloud more than once. It's sort of like Feast (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426459/) with a lower budget, more silly, and... British.
HIGHLY recommended - V, Roshiq, et al: I think you'll get an absolute kick out of this.
Elvis - Even though you're not generally impressed with horror comedy nowadays, I think that you'd enjoy this one.
4.75/5.
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Elvis_Christ
09-15-2010, 05:50 PM
Cool I'll give it a spin Chrono
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Bastet
09-15-2010, 09:32 PM
Yuck!!
Just read about it on IMDB. "Up there with Irreversible and Salo".
Never gonna watch this one, that's for sure.
I can't say I will ever want to watch this again. I did have nightmares and feel physically sick regarding one specific scene which to be honest, I felt was completely unecessary.
No body who has children should EVER watch this. x
roshiq
09-16-2010, 12:45 AM
Thanks for the rec, chrono. Trailer looks pretty good also.:)
If I Want To Whistle, I Whistle (2010)
http://content8.flixster.com/movie/11/15/13/11151362_pro.jpg
The story of this 2010 Silver Bear Winner in Berlin Film Festival centers around Silviu, an 18-year-old about to be released from a juvenile detention center is pushed over the limit when his mother reappears to take his little younger brother with her at Italy. But Silviu blames his mother for his bad upbringing and takes desperate measures to stop her from doing that as he wants to save his brother from his own dissolute fate. Meanwhile, he finds himself in a 'special date' with a Sociology student, Ana, working in the penitentiary as an intern...under a hostage situation!
This subtle take on the young-man-in-prison genre from Romania perhaps like a Slumdog Millionaire for the Romanian viewers as there are some comments at imdb for blaming it as a overrated, stereotype or nothing new for them. As I haven't been seen much of a Romanian film before so I find it pretty decent and kind of engrossing actually.
>>: B
Road Kill (2010)
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1998/roadkill1.jpg
>>: C
Pin: A Plastic Nightmare (1988)
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/mov/video/images/muze/dvd/sm/54/176754.jpg
Haven't heard of it much before but it's a beautiful low budget Psycho-thriller. A well executed story treated by a nice cast and a great ending.
>>: B+
psycho d
09-16-2010, 04:51 AM
Turistas (2006). IMDB's low rating is unfair at the least. This was a competent backwoods horror that was better than most of the junk that gets made. The story was solid, the acting surprisingly good. The direction and camera work were more than solid. The claustrophobic scenes, though they malingered a tad, worked for effect. The third act turned wonderfully mean, and while the Hollywood ending was predictable it was satisfying none the less. Ashe.
Genruk'
Elvis_Christ
09-16-2010, 04:19 PM
@ roshiq: Yeh I really like Pin too. Definitely an over looked gem.
Turistas (2006). IMDB's low rating is unfair at the least.
Nah it's actually not. That flick is lame by the numbers "Torture Porn" bullshit and is easily one of the worst of that media dubbed subgenre IMO.
Nothing everyone hasn't seen done better about a million times. Perhaps if it was released 10 years earlier it might have caused a stir but it wasn't and it just stands out as a dull straight out of the "let's flog an idea to death" cookie cutter.
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psycho d
09-17-2010, 06:14 AM
Black Book (2006). This war flick on the Dutch resistance in WWII was an epic marriage of Hollywood know-how and European style. The result is a wonderfully convoluted story composed of rich characters and great production values. The acting was superb, with the lead actress delivering a believably human performance. As well, Paul Verhoeven's direction was simply a cut above his previous works. Never droopy, this flick of almost 150 minutes flies by, with a satisfying conclusion that ties up the loose threads with aplomb. Ashe.
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neverending
09-17-2010, 02:46 PM
The Monks: The Transatlantic Feedback
Really great documentary on The Monks- one of the most ahead of their time bands to ever have been lost to time. Features lots of vintage concert footage and interviews with all the band members.
Fortunato- you'll love it if you haven't seen it already.
urdevil
09-17-2010, 03:03 PM
Black Book (2006). This war flick on the Dutch resistance in WWII was an epic marriage of Hollywood know-how and European style. The result is a wonderfully convoluted story composed of rich characters and great production values. The acting was superb, with the lead actress delivering a believably human performance. As well, Paul Verhoeven's direction was simply a cut above his previous works. Never droopy, this flick of almost 150 minutes flies by, with a satisfying conclusion that ties up the loose threads with aplomb. Ashe.
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Youve got good taste.(IMO) I love the sequences with the coffin.(nuff said)
I finally got to see A Prophet from last year. This movie has been called a landmark of French film. Its a tough prison film that can match any previous. Its a tough story of a young man sentenced to 6 years in a French prison. The story is complex and completely believable. It clocks in at 150 min. but it doesnt feel like it. No padding here. Great flick try it.
Spookhouse
09-17-2010, 03:07 PM
Disney's Hercules
Elvis_Christ
09-17-2010, 03:19 PM
The Monks: The Transatlantic Feedback
Really great documentary on The Monks- one of the most ahead of their time bands to ever have been lost to time. Features lots of vintage concert footage and interviews with all the band members.
Fortunato- you'll love it if you haven't seen it already.
I still haven't got round to that. Fortunato recommended it to me awhile ago but I keep forgetting to track it down.
They were an awesome band. Have you heard The Deviants? They were an English group in the same vein.
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fortunato
09-17-2010, 03:46 PM
The Monks: The Transatlantic Feedback
Really great documentary on The Monks- one of the most ahead of their time bands to ever have been lost to time. Features lots of vintage concert footage and interviews with all the band members.
Fortunato- you'll love it if you haven't seen it already.
Oh man, I love it. Such an endearing documentary on a criminally underrated group. Love the old live videos in there, too. They were bad-ass performers to boot:
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I still haven't got round to that. Fortunato recommended it to me awhile ago but I keep forgetting to track it down.
You definitely have to get a hold of it!
They were an awesome band. Have you heard The Deviants? They were an English group in the same vein.
Yeah, they were great. Love this song:
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neverending
09-17-2010, 04:25 PM
Chalk
Really affecting low-budget indie film chronocling a year in the lives of some ineffectual teachers, told in a documentary style. To be honest, I didn't read the description very carefully and for the first 40 minutes or so, I thought it WAS a documentary. Very convincingly depicts all the things young teachers have to learn to deal with- apathetic students, hostile students, apathetic school administration, school politics, school beaurocracy, their own shortcomings as teachers & people.
Every performance is spot on- I really believed every character- all the teachers, all the students, and the script is very original. I highly recommend this for fans of small indie films. There's no action- nothing- it's all character study, but very deftly done.
neverending
09-17-2010, 04:33 PM
They were an awesome band. Have you heard The Deviants? They were an English group in the same vein.
I have a few tracks by a band named The Deviants, but I'm not sure if it's the same Deviants or not.
Spookhouse
09-17-2010, 04:43 PM
Robo Vampire.
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The_Return
09-17-2010, 05:27 PM
Easy A (2010)
Got dragged to this by some friends...its pretty bad, but not as painful as expected. The story is absolutely ridiculous - not to mention poorly told - but the dialogue is quick and amusing, plus the cast has some fun with it - Stanly Tucci really was the stand out here despite a small role.
Not worth watching, but not mind-numbingly awful either.
roshiq
09-18-2010, 12:38 AM
Suck (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1323605/) (2009)
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A mild but decent comedy about rock 'n' roll vampires!
>>: B-
Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010)
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Fairly entertaining for any JL fan but the big disappointment comes with the voice casting choice of Superman & Batman. Mark Harmon & William Baldwin's voice for those 2 respective popular super heroes were simply awful to hear.:mad:
The character of Owlman (the evil version of Batman) was the most interesting addition and his final battle against Batman could be a memorable one if they could just cast Kevin Cornoy on Dark Knight's voice. Even Bruce Greenwood (who did Batman on recent Under the Red Hood) could be a far better choice for Batman than Baldwin.
>>: B
aprilc1
09-18-2010, 03:50 AM
Shock Waves (1977)
psycho d
09-18-2010, 05:16 AM
Anatomy (2000). Seems a love it or hate it flick by most accounts. If'n ya watch the dubbed version, chances are that you'll be on the hatin' side. Whilst there are some plot holes and plenty horror cliches, Anatomy does not follow the typical horror standard. The humor is genuine, the characters authentic in tone, the gore was cringe worthy, and the sets were rich. Franka Potente brings a lot to the table, and here her fare does not disappoint. The direction was competent, and the camera work was a standout for the genre. The ending, whilst "corny," was appropriately so.
Maria Full of Grace (2004). Sometimes less is more. In this incredible drama, the documentary tone and careful attention to mundane detail makes this flick almost too veritable to bear. A story driven by the cold realities of poverty and the risks taken to make for a better world, Maria's character has the perfect blend of hardheadedness for such a harrowing journey. As the film unfolds, there is no political agenda or westernized opinion to be shoved down our throats, but instead the plot unfolds from the POV of a new world Colombian peasant. The result is a tense ride that nary leaves time for a namaste breath. The acting, utilizing Colombians and their native Spanish where possible, was impressive. The direction and hand held camera work was ingeniously understated. And the story was sublime with and ending that leaves the viewer time to finally breathe and ponder its character's future. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
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09-18-2010, 12:34 PM
Evil Aliens (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383353/) (2005)
Watched it awhile ago and thought it was a real hoot. Glad you loved it as well.
Recently watched - The Expendables (2nd viewing, with wife) & Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door.
If you are of the easily offended and disturbed type, steer clear of the latter. It will give you sleepless nights. Well, at least some sleepless nights, that is.
massacre man
09-18-2010, 03:53 PM
Fairly entertaining for any JL fan but the big disappointment comes with the voice casting choice of Superman & Batman. Mark Harmon & William Baldwin's voice for those 2 respective popular super heroes were simply awful to hear.:mad:
The character of Owlman (the evil version of Batman) was the most interesting addition and his final battle against Batman could be a memorable one if they could just cast Kevin Cornoy on Dark Knight's voice. Even Bruce Greenwood (who did Batman on recent Under the Red Hood) could be a far better choice for Batman than Baldwin.
>>: B
Nolan North, who voiced Hal Jordan in this was the same actor who voiced Deadpool in Hulk Vs. Wolverine. Sound familiar?
Did you hear that Bruce Greenwood is reprising the role of Batman for the new Young Justice cartoon?
nightmare_of _death
09-18-2010, 06:55 PM
Sherlock Holmes
I liked it but I didn't like it, I can say I probably wont watch it again, I found it moved slow a lot, but I liked the ending.Overall I think I'll give this a 4.5/10
ChronoGrl
09-18-2010, 07:11 PM
Dead Girl (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0896534/) (2008)
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To say that this movie had mixed reviews is an understatement. I had either heard that it was incredibly brilliant or incredibly repugnant, the latter making me incredibly wary about watching this film (as I have mentioned before, I have a very difficult time sitting through torture/exploitation films and the negative reviews implied that Dead Girl is just that). However, based on the amount of positive reviews that this movie received plus some pretty high endorsements from this board, I knew that I eventually just had to see it. So, today, I did.
And...
[SPOILERS - I guess, though I'm just going to discuss its major plot point]
It's just not for me. Honestly, I found the movie to be repulsive. I realize that that's the clear intent, but I honestly have a hard time sitting through a film where its major plot point involves teenagers treating a bonded female captive as their personal sex hole (regardless of whether or not that woman was "alive" or "dead").
Sure, one could say that we're yet again exploring humans as the real monsters, but generally in order to successfully make that statement, the adversary has to be a monster too (i.e. King Kong being victimized by the Human Monsters)... But here you just had a victim. Granted, an undead and incredibly creepy victim, but a victim all the same.
My BIGGEST issue is that there is supposed to be one character whom I believe we are supposed to identify with (and he's the "good" one because for the duration of the movie he doesn't actually nail her), but I couldn't just get the question out of my head: "WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING CALL THE FUCKING POLICE YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT?!"
Anyway.
I can sort of see where the positive reviews are coming from... Sure, it is a macabre coming-of-age film in its own right... But I honestly cannot get over the teenagers' perversion, which is actually the crux of the whole movie... It just disturbed me too much.
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Ok. So I didn't really like it. I didn't really see the point of such repugnance... But at the same time I have a hard time giving it a poor review. After all, it DOES have me thinking about it, hours later, as I type this long-winded rant down...
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But I just don't get it. Why go through such lengths to torture the female body? What's the POINT?!
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I don't think I can rate this. Either you will think this movie is brilliant or find it repulsive. I think it may be worth a watch, to see what all the buzz is about... But if you can't stand icky exploitation flicks, even arty-farty ones... Then I'd advise that you watch something else.
Sorry for those of you on the forum who recommended this to me - My review is not meant to be an indictment of your recommendation, your review, or your opinion (I say this because I know that I have been unnecessarily aggressive in the past when disagreeing with people)... This movie was just not my bag. Would love to hear what other people saw in it, though (and I mean that truly). It just wasn't for me.
roshiq
09-19-2010, 02:41 AM
Nolan North, who voiced Hal Jordan in this was the same actor who voiced Deadpool in Hulk Vs. Wolverine. Sound familiar?
Did you hear that Bruce Greenwood is reprising the role of Batman for the new Young Justice cartoon?
It seems they have found some fucking significant similarities in Green Lantern & Deadpool where in movies Ryan Reynolds also portraying this 2 characters and that makes him highly overrated IMO. He seems to be a nice guy but I don't see any superhero kind of material in his looks or personality where he also appeared as Hannibal King in Blade Trinity! Does Hollywood is really now in severe crisis of actors to portray those superhero roles into big screen or Mr. Reynolds have some solid connections to make things work for him?!?
Young Justice!?! It's the first time I even heard of it. I think Batman will appear just as a secondary supporting character may be in few episodes so it matters less significantly here who is giving the voice for him than in a full length animated feature of a original story regarding Batman alone or JL. But yeah...Bruce Greenwood did a fine job in Under the Red Hood.
Recently watched - The Expendables (2nd viewing, with wife) & Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door.
If you are of the easily offended and disturbed type, steer clear of the latter. It will give you sleepless nights. Well, at least some sleepless nights, that is.
Yeap..that's quite a shocking & disturbing film indeed where they shown the torture scenes in pretty believable way and that's why I liked it.:)
SAWfreak
09-19-2010, 04:07 AM
Black Death
ChronoGrl
09-19-2010, 04:41 AM
Black Death
What did you think? Rue Morgue gave it a positive review and I've been itching to see it every since... Any good? Worth the good press?
psycho d
09-19-2010, 04:50 AM
Murder on the Oriental Express (1974). Sidney Lumet takes his all-star cast and creates a murder mystery of cyclopean proportions. How he fit all of these monument egos into such tight quarters is probably the greatest mystery. Albert Finney leads the fray as the wonderfully eccentric, world-class detective that just happens to be present on the Orient Express as it is becomes one of the most notorious forensic scenes ever. The rest of the cast deliver monumental performances, all of which culminates into that splendid ending. The flick mysteriously finds expansive balance in its claustrophobic setting, and director Lumet uses his talents with aplomb in the unraveling Christie's murder mystery. Only a few slight years from being a classic proper, MOTOE will forever find its home in said realm.
Genruk'
The_Return
09-19-2010, 05:56 AM
The Man from Earth (2007)
Mind-blowing. Can't believe I'd never heard of this one before - easily one of the smartest, craziest movies I've seen in a long time.
What if it was possible for one man to survive 14,000 years? This is the question at play here, when a group of professors discover that a departing colleague may actually be a survivor from the dawn of humanity.
Not a film for everyone...there is little plot, no action, everything takes place essentially in a single room. I'll admit the cast isn't perfect either, but the script and the ideas that it presents were more than enough to keep me watching.
Huge mind-fuck of a movie...highly recommended.
Ferox13
09-19-2010, 08:45 AM
What did you think? Rue Morgue gave it a positive review and I've been itching to see it every since... Any good? Worth the good press?
It wasn't Bad - I expected something alot different and I was kinda pleasantly suprised..
massacre man
09-19-2010, 09:18 AM
Young Justice!?! It's the first time I even heard of it. I think Batman will appear just as a secondary supporting character may be in few episodes so it matters less significantly here who is giving the voice for him than in a full length animated feature of a original story regarding Batman alone or JL. But yeah...Bruce Greenwood did a fine job in Under the Red Hood.
Batman is supposed to be their mentor and give them assignments, so I assume he'll have parts in quite a few episodes. Red Tornado is also a major supporting character.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Justice_%28TV_series%29
ChronoGrl
09-19-2010, 03:37 PM
The Man from Earth (2007)
Mind-blowing. Can't believe I'd never heard of this one before - easily one of the smartest, craziest movies I've seen in a long time.
What if it was possible for one man to survive 14,000 years? This is the question at play here, when a group of professors discover that a departing colleague may actually be a survivor from the dawn of humanity.
Not a film for everyone...there is little plot, no action, everything takes place essentially in a single room. I'll admit the cast isn't perfect either, but the script and the ideas that it presents were more than enough to keep me watching.
Huge mind-fuck of a movie...highly recommended.
Oooooooooo - Sounds good AND is available on Netflix Instant. Adding now. Our movie tastes generally coincide.
It wasn't Bad - I expected something alot different and I was kinda pleasantly suprised..
Cool - good to know. I'll still look forward to it.
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Cop Out (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1385867/) (2010)
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Not bad. Certainly not as God-awful as it looked in its trailers... Cop Out is definitely entertaining. Tracy Morgan is his usual crazy Tracy Morgan self and Bruce Willis is a fantastic foil. Also, I love Sean Williams Scott. I truly do. I find him utterly hilarious and the three of them together was great...
But...
I feel with the star power (plus Kevin Smith at the pen), I think that it could have been funnier... Or feel more whole... Or... Something. I dunno - Something was missing.
Regardless, I laughed out loud a few times, which is sometimes the most you can ask for in a comedy.
It's not perfect, but definitely entertaining if you're looking for a fun, dumb watch.
2.75/5.
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The Other Guys (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386588/) (2010)
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What a blast. Will Ferrell is absolutely hilarious as the stiff partner to the unhinged Mark Walberg (who, for the record, I really wish would do more comedy - I think that he has AMAZING comic timing).
Great mindless action/cop/buddy flick with solid supporting actors to accompany our talented and hilarious duo (Michael Keaton was great and Samuel L. and The Rock were superb).
Well-written and hilarious. Recommended if you're looking for a good comedy to see in the theater (which I was).
3.75/5.
The_Return
09-19-2010, 04:29 PM
Oooooooooo - Sounds good AND is available on Netflix Instant. Adding now. Our movie tastes generally coincide.
As long as you're prepared for a movie that's essentially just a long intellectual debate...you should really like it. Make sure you post your thoughts if you check it out.
psycho d
09-20-2010, 04:20 AM
Black Water (2007). There is something mysteriously magical about certain film projects where the ingredients of a page-turning script, stress, and a low budget creates an alchemy of brilliance. Black Water is such a project. Again making a stand for the philosophy that less is more, Black Water's nail-biting fear factor is created by that which remains unseen, forever hidden under the surface of that damned murky water. The acting was more than solid for the genre, creating characters that we actually care for. The survival-driven story made for a believable circumstance of being in the middle of nowhere at the worst of times, its bleakness only circumvented by the determination of our heroic victims. The direction utilized suspense and imagination with aplomb to keep one's nerves on edge. The camera work helped to bolster the paradox of claustrophobia amidst the wide expanses of the N. Australia's mangrove swamps and estuaries. The effects, wisely shying away from CGI and instead combining compositing with the suspense of that which lurks beneath, worked to created a perfectly paced sense of dread. The overall effort resulted from the cyclopean efforts to create a movie with severe budget limitations in a rather inhospitable environment. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
roshiq
09-20-2010, 07:35 AM
The Legend of Hell House (1973)
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After Robert Wise directed 1963 horror masterpiece The Haunting, undoubtedly this is the 2nd best ultimate haunted house film ever made IMO. Both the films have everything a haunted house tale should have -- an eerie Gothic mansion with a dark and brooding atmosphere all over and full of different interesting characters. Like The Haunting (1963), John Hough's Hell House has those brilliant set ups to gets the engine of the story going on a perfect pace. The credits specially goes to John Hough's excellent direction, the up to the mark performance by the small cast and the odd and unsettling background scores they maintained throughout the movie. And what makes The Legend of Hell House work so remarkably is what makes most good ghost/haunted house stories work on film -- the restraint it uses in what it shows.
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Imagine a group of people lost at sea. All of their personality differences, skills and talents all come to play to determine if the group will survive. A haunted house flick is no different. The haunted house is that sea. Cause the setting is a great canvass for human drama. In many ways, haunted houses are like any tale where it is "man versus nature". Only in this case, nature surrounds you in supernatural proportions. An old & prime sub genre of horror. Based on a novel (as well as the screenplay) of horror/sci-fi maestro Richard Matheson, this one hell House of horror can easily be regard as the holy guide book (like The Haunting) for today's filmmakers in the genre. But the sad fact is it seems they don't like/dare to make this kind of films anymore. Really...can anyone tell me when they last made or last time you saw an original haunted house film in the theater?
I wish I could see it on a theater at the midnight screening.
>>: A
MacGruber (2010)
>>: D+
The Haunting aka No-Do (2009)
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>>: D+
_____V_____
09-20-2010, 08:25 AM
The Legend of Hell House (1973)
But the sad fact is it seems they don't like/dare to make this kind of films anymore. Really...can anyone tell me when they last made or last time you saw an original haunted house film in the theater?
>>: A
One of my all-time faves. Glad you liked it quite a bit. And it's true, they don't make them like those anymore.
Last watched - Saw VI, only for curiosity purposes. Sitting down to watch Zombieland again on gorgeous Blu-Ray 1080 hi-def right now.
Angra
09-20-2010, 08:52 AM
[B]The Haunting aka No-Do (2009)
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>>: D+
Not really a fright-fest i guess. ;)
Angra
09-20-2010, 08:56 AM
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7/10
siorai
09-20-2010, 09:23 AM
Evil Dead II: A classic. Every time I watch it though, I have to wonder what it would have been like as a more serious film like the first.
Inception: Wow. The main thing that I really liked about Inception was that even though they could have done practically anything when it came to the special effects, but they didn't. Sure, there is some mind-blowing effects, but it was just enough.
Spookhouse
09-20-2010, 10:09 AM
Darkside of Midnight (One of my personal favorites)
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Rabid Grannies
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Dumpster Baby
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roshiq
09-21-2010, 02:44 AM
Not really a fright-fest i guess. ;)
Nope, not at all. It's a crap movie-fest instead. I have seen 3 of them (Fragile, Pig Hunt & The Tomb) quite a while ago before they get selected for this fest. Specially Fragile released at 2005; I don't get the idea how come an almost 5 year old movie chosen besides the new films?! Anyway, now only one left to see: Dark House, which won a competition to get even a theatrical release!:rolleyes:
Street Trash (1987)
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>>: B
Gunless (2010)
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A decent, light-hearted Western comedy.
>>: B
Disease
09-21-2010, 03:26 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7b/Johnny_mnemonic_ver1.jpg/220px-Johnny_mnemonic_ver1.jpg
I watched this when it came out on video, I don't think I was all that impressed, but I recently read the Terry Bison novel and decided to give it another viewing. It is a slick movie, but the entire time it just feels like something is missing.
6/10
psycho d
09-21-2010, 04:47 AM
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978). As a remake, this one loosely keeps to the spirit of the original and simultaneously brings some new and fresh fare to the table. Fans of the classic genre might lay claim to the superiority of the original, but those that claim otherwise might have some purchase to the superiority of the 1978 version. With solid acting capturing the wonderful and human idiosyncrasies of our protagonists, they perfectly set the tone for the humanity of which they hope to preserve. The direction was simply perfect, and coupled with unique camera work and that unsettling score, creates an atmosphere that is expansively creepy and oppressive. With fun cameos and a tone that is almost lost in the present, this remake should serve as a paragon for sci-fi and horror alike. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk'
neverending
09-21-2010, 09:36 AM
Dead and Breakfast
I really enjoyed this. A smart horror comedy.
Angra
09-21-2010, 01:37 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7b/Johnny_mnemonic_ver1.jpg/220px-Johnny_mnemonic_ver1.jpg
I watched this when it came out on video, I don't think I was all that impressed, but I recently read the Terry Bison novel and decided to give it another viewing. It is a slick movie, but the entire time it just feels like something is missing.
6/10
A good lead actor? :rolleyes:
Elvis_Christ
09-21-2010, 02:51 PM
Yeh I wasn't impressed at all with Johnny Mnemonic when it first came out but I watched it recently and enjoyed it but you're right about something missing... still I like it more than The Matrix.
Is that book an adaption or something. I thought the film was based on a William Gibson short story? Gibson's stuff is worth checking out if you haven't already. I get a bit lost with all the geek tech shit but still enjoyed the books of his I've read.
A good lead actor? :rolleyes:
Hahaha!
Disease
09-22-2010, 04:23 AM
Yeh I wasn't impressed at all with Johnny Mnemonic when it first came out but I watched it recently and enjoyed it but you're right about something missing... still I like it more than The Matrix.
Is that book an adaption or something. I thought the film was based on a William Gibson short story? Gibson's stuff is worth checking out if you haven't already. I get a bit lost with all the geek tech shit but still enjoyed the books of his I've read.
Hahaha!
Yeah, the book came after the movie, but still a fun ride.
http://www.horrorphile.net/images/king-of-the-hill-movie-poster1.jpg
Not bad at all, a psycho thriller set in the middle of no where. It didn't blow me away, but has a good second half though the ending is a bit of an anti climax.
6.5/10
psycho d
09-22-2010, 04:34 AM
Europa (1991). Europa,known as Zentropa in the states, is one of Lars more experimental works and holds a cult-like status. The many different blatant effects are almost a distraction, but the story itself becomes a surreal nightmare that has transcended into the real world and thus such a distraction becomes a boon. The viewer is simultaneous assaulted by the variety of filming tricks as the blending of reality and horrible dream comes to a head. Where Lars later films are highly manipulative, this one does not tug at the heart with the usual meat hooks, but instead is more of an artistic allegory of post-war devastation gone Tim Burton/Jodorowsky. That said, this is definitely a must for fans of the "best working director today."
Genruk'
Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus
was expecting a "so bad it's good" movie......just got the bad.
neverending
09-22-2010, 07:42 AM
Dog Day Afternoon
Never fails to impress.
siorai
09-22-2010, 09:38 AM
Bitch Slap: At first the plotline seems pretty weak, but then you realize it's no worse off than your typical James Bond Film. But plot? Who cares about a plot in a movie like this? It's all about the rather buxom, scantily-clad women and Bitch Slap definitely delivers in those regards. There's also a fair bit of blood and violence to balance things out. It's completely over the top, blatantly sex-charged, and pretty damn fun actually.
urdevil
09-22-2010, 10:32 AM
I think I won a jackpot 4 good ones
The Secret in their Eyes-Fantastic oscar-winner. A complex mix of mystery, murder and regret. Its not horror, but its worth your while. The cinematography is phenomenal. A
The next three are from the Fangoria Frightfest
Hunger-of course theres cannibalism b-
Dark House-a lot of fun, very dumb story, plus a fair amount of blood(this is a lot fun)B
The Haunting-not the classic, but a really good film from Spain. This is one of the best haunted house movies Ive seen in a long time. Its a mix of ghosts, mental illness, religion. Not a lot of blood, but its a chiller B+
The Mothman
09-22-2010, 02:22 PM
Pandorum
a pretty absurd film chock full of cliche's and highy reminiscent of Alien. not horrible however.
zwoti
09-22-2010, 02:46 PM
the horde.
_____V_____
09-22-2010, 06:46 PM
the horde.
Loved it. Your thoughts?
roshiq
09-22-2010, 10:53 PM
The Runaways (2010)
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/apparition/the_runaways/therunaways_smallfinal.jpg
>>: B
Knight and Day (2010)
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/knight_and_day/knightandday_smallposter.jpg
>>: C
psycho d
09-23-2010, 04:50 AM
Otis (2008). What a wicked blend of implied brutality and dark humor. The story wavers almost perfectly, leaving the viewer discomfited when the laughs are offered. Sublimely mean in spirit, alternating between comedy and inspirational torture, and with characters that become too likable for comfort, when things get dicey my heart threatened to burst from my chest. The characters, all too real but a tad askew of center, were wonderfully portrayed by a stronger than usual cast for this genre. The direction was strong, and that dialog, perfectly timed and delivered, gave course for nervous giggles. The rockin' 70s soundtrack was apropos and worked wonderfully to set the tone. The ending was fair, though it is lamentable that the superior alternate ending was not used. No matter, for Otis still makes for a deliciously satisfying, albeit guiltily so, movie experience. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk
Spookhouse
09-23-2010, 05:08 AM
I also enjoyed Otis. I thought Daniel Stern and Kevin Pollak were fantastic in it.
_____V_____
09-23-2010, 10:26 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516165W891L._SL500_AA300_.jpg
along with Dressed to Kill: An Appreciation by Keith Gordon, The Making of a Thriller (documentary), and Slashing Dressed to Kill feature.
Elvis_Christ
09-23-2010, 03:07 PM
I really need to pick that up. Got it on tape... but should upgrade it to DVD or Blu-Ray. De Palma sure put out some amazing stuff back in the day. It'd be nice to see a return to form.
_____V_____
09-23-2010, 08:39 PM
I really need to pick that up. Got it on tape... but should upgrade it to DVD or Blu-Ray. De Palma sure put out some amazing stuff back in the day. It'd be nice to see a return to form.
Yeh it's really good.
Get the Special Edition if you can - contains the documentary and those features mentioned above, plus it's got the unrated version. There is a comparison feature too, between the unrated, R-rated and the cable versions of the film. Pretty nifty to get to know about all the stuff related to it.
roshiq
09-24-2010, 02:22 AM
Frozen (2010)
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4268/frozenq.png
A nice intense survival drama. Just expected a bit more tension & thrills.
>>: B
Home Movie (2008)
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/1662/homemoviess.jpg
A pretty good addition to the Evil Child sub genre of horror. Thanks to Chrono for the rec.
>>: B+
Elvis_Christ
09-24-2010, 02:50 AM
Get the Special Edition if you can - contains the documentary and those features mentioned above, plus it's got the unrated version. There is a comparison feature too, between the unrated, R-rated and the cable versions of the film. Pretty nifty to get to know about all the stuff related to it.
Cool. Sounds interesting will definitely look into grabbing it when I'm not so broke. What do you think of Body Double? I dug the 80s trashy/slasher meets Hitchcock buzz of it all.
De Palma and Richard Franklin are both great directors for their unadulterated Hitchcock worship. Psycho II and Patrick rule I don't care what anyone says :p
_____V_____
09-24-2010, 05:17 AM
Cool. Sounds interesting will definitely look into grabbing it when I'm not so broke. What do you think of Body Double? I dug the 80s trashy/slasher meets Hitchcock buzz of it all.
De Palma and Richard Franklin are both great directors for their unadulterated Hitchcock worship. Psycho II and Patrick rule I don't care what anyone says :p
I remember the first time I saw it on VHS and having a huge crush on Deborah Shelton. It became one of my oft-watched films back then. And that whole dancing sequence (with that killer background score)...ooh baby!
Ripoff of Hitchcock or not, gotta love these 80s slasher stuff!
http://imagecache6.allposters.com/LRG/10/1063/KYNL000Z.jpg
Can you blame me? ;)
psycho d
09-24-2010, 06:11 AM
Ace in the Hole (1951). A flop at the time, this Billy Wilder noir classic just gets better with age. Fueled by opportunism and greed, the characters in this film are all too believable for their ugly portrayals of humanity willing to glean the profits of another's suffering. Kirk Douglas helms the gaggle of ugliness in an over the top performance of exploitative manipulations, ending in a literal carnival of tragic proportions. The conspicuous lack of a hero may have accounted for its poor box office performance, the masses were not geared up for journalistic film noir; or maybe they did not want to face the untoward reflection of the media- the gawking masses. With great direction, impressive performances, and an ending that was a director of photography's dream, today's audience might just be a little more real about the veritable nature of the media and its audience. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk
The Mothman
09-24-2010, 07:51 AM
Salo
Battlefield Earth
siorai
09-24-2010, 12:53 PM
Salo
Battlefield Earth
That's quite the combo of utterly disturbing shit there. I mean, Battlefield Earth? I can't even fathom being able to sit through the whole thing again.
Angra
09-24-2010, 01:51 PM
That's quite the combo of utterly disturbing shit there. I mean, Battlefield Earth? I can't even fathom being able to sit through the whole thing again.
You can if you're a true scientologist, such as Mothman.
roshiq
09-25-2010, 01:59 AM
Get Him to the Greek (2010)
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/get_him_to_the_greek/gethimtothegreek_smallposter.jpg
>>: B
Angra
09-25-2010, 02:41 AM
"The last exorsicm" 2/10
God i hate handheld cameras..
"Resident evil: afterlife" 4-5/10
I so wish for a new take on this game-franchise.
More horror and atmosphere oriented, and with a giant creepy mansion, please.
And less super hero action. Or even better, NON WHATSOEVER!!! :mad:
psycho d
09-25-2010, 04:47 AM
Starship Troopers (1997). Using beautiful, larger than life characters in an over the top explosion of sci-fi carnage, Starship Troopers manages to cater to the mindless drones as well as the coffee house philosopher. Where the parallels of societal ills are easily seen by those inclined towards such perceptions, how this wonderful flick manages to caricature civilization in such a wonderful capacity is beyond belief. The wooden acting is perfect for effect, insipid players of an banal existence, making the stupidity of delineating the differences bet the civilian and the citizen with mind-numbing propaganda all the more believable. Everything about this flick screams mindless action and violence for a mindless audience, but the greater message is brilliantly flashing for any and all not appropriately dumbed-down by the relentless click of the mouse.
Memory of a Killer (2003). A rare thriller of Belgium origin, this is a treat of a European crime drama. The editing was at first distracting and almost childish, but when the intent became apparent, instead it helped to drive the story forward. A relatively low-budget affair, Memory of a Killer proves that money is not the only ingredient for success. The acting was solid, the direction splendid. The competent work of the camera succeeded to help make this one award worthy. With great action, a solid and intelligent story, and a moral code that sniffed of film noir, this Flemish project deserved its accolades. Late.
Genruk
_____V_____
09-25-2010, 07:14 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MGWPWYU4L._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Watch it.
The Mothman
09-25-2010, 12:06 PM
That's quite the combo of utterly disturbing shit there. I mean, Battlefield Earth? I can't even fathom being able to sit through the whole thing again.
haha but I played the battlefield earth drinking game
http://stephanieho.tumblr.com/post/367352191/battlefield-earth-the-drinking-game
needless to say I was wasted before the movie was over.
ManchestrMorgue
09-25-2010, 07:03 PM
Henry - Portrait of a Serial Killer.
Great atmosphere, and convincing performances from the leads. Very effective film, presented in an utterly amoral way. I believe this is the reason why it is so effective. It neither demonises or vidicates the lead - merely presents it as fact, without judgement.
Scythe
09-25-2010, 10:27 PM
Toolbox Murders (2004) - Directed by Tobe Hooper
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5262/tbmurders.th.jpg
Rating: 4.5/10
Tobe Hooper continues his descent into obscurity with another uninspired horror film. Toolbox Murders is unspectacular in most aspects, aside from Hooper's usual gore extravaganza. While featuring an above average leading lady in Angela Bettis(who I love), Toolbox Murders still fails to deliver the goods. While the film does have that Hooper "touch" to it, it fails to scare in any way. It's a confusing mess and should only be watched for the gore if anything.
976 Evil (1988) - Directed by Robert Englund
http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/4738/976evil.th.jpg
Rating: 6/10
This movie is decent B-horror cheese. While Robert Englund's directorial debut isn't a major success, it certainly isn't a huge bomb either. 976 Evil isn't the most thoughtful horror movie, but it does entertain with it's fair share of corny lines and decent gore effects. The film starts off poorly, but gains momentum as it progresses. By the end of this one, you come out with a positive taste in your mouth. It's worth a look on a lazy night.
976 Evil II (1992) - Directed by Jim Wynorski
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9736/9762.th.jpg
Rating: 6.5/10
While very similar to its predecessor, 976 Evil II is slightly better in a few areas. Jim Wynorski is a personal favorite of mine, and I know he likes to make his movies fun. This movie is the epitome of what Wynorski does. Funny little lines, above-average gore effects, and a more developed storyline make this sequel superior to the original. While not a classic in any way, it definitely succeeds in what it tries to do. Give it a look if you love cheesy horror like me.
psycho d
09-26-2010, 04:43 AM
The Collector (2009). A ballet of mechanical paranoia and torture from the writers of Saw, this one is a splendid way to get your squirm on. The first act sets the tone for the attendees of this sick party, with the remaining time best left to discover new devices for body fluids and parts to abscond from their host to see the world. Saddled with plot holes, the driving force of this nasty flick does not allow time for such deliberations. The acting, especially lead Josh Stewart, was more than solid. The writing and direction were effective, the editing far from peaceful. The score was industrial strength creepy, creating an atmosphere of dread when the music stopped. Overall this was a great way to exercise the crinkle muscles of the forehead. Late.
Genruk
ChronoGrl
09-26-2010, 10:32 AM
The Collector (2009). A ballet of mechanical paranoia and torture from the writers of Saw, this one is a splendid way to get your squirm on. The first act sets the tone for the attendees of this sick party, with the remaining time best left to discover new devices for body fluids and parts to abscond from their host to see the world. Saddled with plot holes, the driving force of this nasty flick does not allow time for such deliberations. The acting, especially lead Josh Stewart, was more than solid. The writing and direction were effective, the editing far from peaceful. The score was industrial strength creepy, creating an atmosphere of dread when the music stopped. Overall this was a great way to exercise the crinkle muscles of the forehead. Late.
Genruk
Huh. Usually our tastes are in synch, but I was not a huge fan of this one... I just couldn't suspend my disbelief... The more elaborate the traps are, the more I think, "Really? Really? HOW could he have POSSIBLY set that up?!"
MutantMuffin
09-26-2010, 10:58 AM
Saw IV.
I was only able to watch half of it but it did feel like the 1st Saw in a way and John Kramer's backstory was interesting aswell.
zwoti
09-26-2010, 02:14 PM
starship troopers 3
the killing fields
Sistinas666
09-26-2010, 02:35 PM
Machete- 7/10
ChronoGrl
09-26-2010, 04:23 PM
Machete- 7/10
Good, eh? My boyfriend's pretty psyched about that one... I'm on the fence.
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May (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303361/)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/may-movie-poster.jpg
Still one of my favorite indie horror movies ever. Angela Bettis is simply incredibly. And it's so artfully directed. Really can't get sick of this one (though, oddly enough, the boyfriend thinks it doesn't have much rewatchability... I have to disagree though). It's currently on Comcast on Demand for free. Check it out if you have the service.
4.75/5.
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Primal (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1438534/)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/primaltheMovie_Wallp.jpg
Not bad, but not great, this Aussie low-budget horror film is pretty schizophrenic... The premise is a bit too goofy for the film to take itself as serious as it does... But there are some moments of ironic gore delight - but I found myself confused because it honestly does take itself seriously...
It has really good gore and folly effects. Decent, if not incredibly low-budget direction (including overused shaky cam). It just left me a bit wanting.
At a minimum, it's not your average slasher and it's not your average monster flick - There's a bit of super natural folded in that makes this movie refreshing if not outstanding.
2.75/5.
Elvis_Christ
09-26-2010, 04:29 PM
May rules. I should really pick up a copy since mine went missing. I've had The Woods sitting on my shelf for ages too I really should throw that in the player sometime.
Forgot about Primal might have to give it a go especially if it's got lots of splatter.
ChronoGrl
09-26-2010, 04:34 PM
May rules. I should really pick up a copy since mine went missing. I've had The Woods sitting on my shelf for ages too I really should throw that in the player sometime.
Forgot about Primal might have to give it a go especially if it's got lots of splatter.
The Woods is pretty good - He's so damn good at creating atmosphere.
He also did an episode of Masters of Horror called "Sick Girl" - Bettis was in it as well. It's not great, but it's a good, uncomfortable watch (another weird quirky character pic).
Primal had some decent gore - I think it should have been more over-the-top. It should have pushed itself more. It was odd how serious it took itself. Again - It's not bad, but not really great. Not really worth the $7 we paid for it, but definitely better than average horror fare that's out there - At least it's something slightly different.
What you SHOULD do is watch Evil Aliens. ;)
Elvis_Christ
09-26-2010, 04:39 PM
I dug Sick Girl... it made me cringe. Might watch The Woods tonight then. The guy is quite an overlooked director when it comes to modern horror movies. One of the few with a unique style. I need to check out his other flicks too.
I'm getting round to Evil Aliens don't worry :D
roshiq
09-26-2010, 10:54 PM
Cold Prey (2006)
http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/807/coldpreymydvd.jpg
>>: A-
psycho d
09-27-2010, 04:44 AM
Huh. Usually our tastes are in synch, but I was not a huge fan of this one... I just couldn't suspend my disbelief... The more elaborate the traps are, the more I think, "Really? Really? HOW could he have POSSIBLY set that up?!"
For me the fun of the incredulous capacity for this industrious killer blunted my disbelief.
Gaslight (1944). Flouting plot holes in order to tell this creepy tale, this psychological thriller takes its protagonist to the brink. The setting paints a picture of post-aristocratic London with aplomb, making for a wonderful canvas upon which to allow events to unfold. The acting was superb, with Ingrid Bergman using her eyes to reveal the explosive sense of despondency as her world turns against her. With solid direction and wonderfully soft camera work, events move towards their inevitable denouement with nary a chance for a reprieve. With a wonderfully satisfying ending, this classic is sure to remain at the top of its game for years to come. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk
roshiq
09-27-2010, 08:37 AM
For me the fun of the incredulous capacity for this industrious killer blunted my disbelief.
Same here. The 'realistic or practical' aspect or possibilities doesn't concern me sometime while enjoying a decent thrill ride of a film like this one.
Cold Prey 2 (2008)
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/636/coldpreyiiws.jpg
Just finished watching this fantastic follow up of 2006's sensational Norwegian hit Fritt vilt aka Cold Prey. Like the original Halloween II (81) it started just after the massacre of the first film and I must admit this is not only one of the few films that may all-around surpass its predecessor but also one of the Greatest Slasher films ever made...at least in my account of this beloved sub genre of horror. Gore is perfectly present as far the body count progress & incidents require, suspense grows in an awesome fashion along with the careful & adequate development of the characters but above the major credit goes to the director for his masterful skills in camera work to keep the pace & tension brilliantly all through the movie. Undoubtedly it's a very rare gem for the fans in this 'remake & homage' age of Slashers.
>>: A
Elvis_Christ
09-27-2010, 12:37 PM
Damn I totally forgot about Cold Prey. I was waiting for it to hit the stores here which never happened.
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Paranormal Entity
Figured this would fill the void until Paranormal Activity 2 comes out. This one lacked the subtlety of PA especially when it came to the staging of shots. Loved the ending but the build up to it could've been fleshed out more and made more menacing.
The Hitcher II
Yeh... pretty lame really. I remember not minding it when I caught it on TV awhile back but thought it was average this time round. Still not as much of an insult to the original as the remake.
Spookhouse
09-27-2010, 01:21 PM
I loved Cold Prey 1 and 2.
siorai
09-27-2010, 01:25 PM
Genesis & Aftermath: Two shorts by Nacho Cerda. Genesis is a pretty good short about how much an artist can put into their work. Very well done. Not as graphic as I thought of since I watched it after Aftermath. Aftermath is about a morgue tech that takes things a bit too far. Really, really well done. No dialogue, but damn do you ever get a feel for the main character. Definitely not for the squeamish at all.
Runaway Train: Highly recommended. Pretty tense action throughout. Plus it has this absolutely great exchange:
Sara: You're an animal!
Manny: No, worse! Human!
Elvis_Christ
09-27-2010, 03:26 PM
Runaway Train is nothing short of brilliant. Really dug that one. Quite fond of Aftermath too. Beautifully shot and grizzly.
roshiq
09-28-2010, 01:48 AM
La Horde (2009)
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/222/lahordew.jpg
>>: B+
psycho d
09-28-2010, 04:46 AM
Strange Days (1995). This long and rather slow paced sci-fi uses its time to get to the climax with aplomb. The story itself was solid and intriguing, blending strong elements of technology and the non-PC realities in living the American dream, all set in the peri-apocalyptic moment of the new millenia. The acting was solid, though the dialog was at times lamentable. The direction was strong and the camera work excellent. Though it could have been editied down to around two hours, I suspect that Director Kathryn Bigelow had her reasons to do keep the reel so fat. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk
Fritt vilt aka Cold Prey
after much positive hype, I finally got to watch this one.
It was a pretty much "by the numbers" slasher. Surely didn't break new ground.
DP McCoy
09-28-2010, 11:41 AM
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
I don't expect much from remakes,I keep my expectations fairly low and perhaps that is why I can usually find at least a modicum of enjoyment in even the most modest of "reimaginings",not in this case I didn't.
I thought Jackie Earle Haley was excellent in Watchmen and on the back of that I thought he was a good choice to play Freddy when the casting was announced,I have now changed my mind.I didn't find Haley's Freddy to be at all menacing,or to have any real presence.I don't think this lack of menace and presence was at all helped by the way several scenes were shot making Freddy look so diminutive that he resembled I child wearing a Halloween costume.I didn't like the make up either,I know they were going for a more authentic burns victim look,but all I saw was a miniture,bald version of Vincent from the Beauty and the Beast TV series.
The teen characters were so bland and utterly devoid of charisma that it was hard to care when they met their (Predictble) ends,in fact the entire cast (Ironically) seemed to be half asleep throughout,although to be fair I don't think they had a lot to work with.Even the more memorable and impactful scenes from the original were reproduced here with such a lack of style and imagination as to render them criminally ineffectual.For me this is the worst remake since The Fog.
phantomstranger
09-28-2010, 03:13 PM
"Resident Evil: Afterlife"
The further adventures of professional zombie ass kicker Alice, this time in L.A.
Phantom's Review: If you liked the other ones, you'll like this one.
Elvis_Christ
09-29-2010, 01:23 AM
Predators
Loved it. Should've taken the time to see it at the cinema. Quite similar to Terminator: Salvation in a way. But yeh... killer.
psycho d
09-29-2010, 05:12 AM
Jar City (2006). An Icelandic triumph? This crime drama from the cold and dreary realms of Iceland could almost rely on the laurels of its cinematography, which transports the viewer to an alien land of frozen glaciers and bogs that are volcanically and geologically fussy. But this flick is more than a visual treat, for the characters are just as wonderfully tough and bitter as the weather, rugged cookies with real and twisted lives, just like in the states and everywhere else I suppose. As this film unfolds, we almost get a taste of this isolated country, with a trip to a fast food joint providing fare that is as chilling and disgusting as the seedy tastes of this frosty society. The acting, pooling its talent from a rather small pond, provided a wonderful cast for the job at hand. The story itself, cookie-cutter at times, sprinkled with humor both light and dark, was also a multilayered affair with twists and turns, an occasionally disjointed time-line, which has its seemingly tangential events come together in its denouement. An island half the size of England with around 320,000 people, there is almost a small town feel to the whole of it, heaping an almost incestuous air onto these isolated peoples. With all aspects of this movie handled with adroit flare, it was a rare treat to be transported into this forgotten island of humanity.
Genruk
Scythe
09-29-2010, 06:02 PM
Lake Dead - Directed by George Bessudo
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5YnUdBpMmoA3PYdr_CiWWiuiES1PSU OsBq_VuA8_rS_eeO5k&t=1&usg=__oQuT9pvK3FVjLPnLh8XHNxtQcng=
Rating: 3/10
This movie was just plain awful. Really, just terrible. It could barely hold my attention throughout. It's formula is as generic as it gets. The "psycho killers" in this film look like the Geico Caveman. It's only nice quality was a decent gore scene in the beginning. Apart from that, it seemed really amateur, and quite frankly, boring. It's part of the "After Dark Horrorfest" which I am a pretty big fan of. This movie just didn't cut it though. If you insist on completing the entire series, then give it a go. Otherwise, avoid it.
Scythe
09-29-2010, 06:14 PM
May (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303361/)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/may-movie-poster.jpg
Still one of my favorite indie horror movies ever. Angela Bettis is simply incredibly. And it's so artfully directed. Really can't get sick of this one (though, oddly enough, the boyfriend thinks it doesn't have much rewatchability... I have to disagree though). It's currently on Comcast on Demand for free. Check it out if you have the service.
4.75/5.
I HAVE to agree with you here, this move was fantastic! I saw it a few weeks ago for free as well, on Verizon's FEARnet. Angela Bettis was amazing, and Jeremy Sisto was also great in this. The two characters complemented each other perfectly. That awkward tension throughout was really incredible. I've seen it twice now and I can't get sick of it either. I wasn't expecting much out of it when I turned it on, but it proved to be a really fun, and unexpectedly deep indie horror flick.
Sistinas666
09-29-2010, 06:29 PM
Lake Dead - Directed by George Bessudo
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5YnUdBpMmoA3PYdr_CiWWiuiES1PSU OsBq_VuA8_rS_eeO5k&t=1&usg=__oQuT9pvK3FVjLPnLh8XHNxtQcng=
Rating: 3/10
This movie was just plain awful. Really, just terrible. It could barely hold my attention throughout. It's formula is as generic as it gets. The "psycho killers" in this film look like the Geico Caveman. It's only nice quality was a decent gore scene in the beginning. Apart from that, it seemed really amateur, and quite frankly, boring. It's part of the "After Dark Horrorfest" which I am a pretty big fan of. This movie just didn't cut it though. If you insist on completing the entire series, then give it a go. Otherwise, avoid it.
I agree 100%- this movie was a crapper.
ChronoGrl
09-29-2010, 06:49 PM
I agree 100%- this movie was a crapper.
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitto to both of you guys.
I found this movie to be absolute crap. And what really pisses me off is that there HAS to be other indie filmmakers out there who are producing quality films (I mean, think about movies like Murder Party or Evil Aliens - Total low budget films that are GOOD) and THIS is the kind of tripe that gets attached to Afterdark Horrorfest.
Honestly, Afterdark Horrorfest gets a really bad rep, but I generally defend it - I think that it's had quite a few good films over the years... But when they roll out shit like Lake Dead, I find it absolutely embarrassing... I mean... COME ON.
roshiq
09-30-2010, 12:26 AM
A Serbian Film (2010)
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1020/aserbianfilm.jpg
>>: B-
Dark House (2009)
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/9311/darkhouse1.jpg
>>: D+
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/354/anoeshdc.jpg
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
I didn't find Haley's Freddy to be at all menacing,or to have any real presence.I don't think this lack of menace and presence was at all helped by the way several scenes were shot making Freddy look so diminutive that he resembled I child wearing a Halloween costume.I didn't like the make up either,I know they were going for a more authentic burns victim look,but all I saw was a miniture,bald version of Vincent from the Beauty and the Beast TV series.
The teen characters were so bland and utterly devoid of charisma that it was hard to care when they met their (Predictble) ends,in fact the entire cast (Ironically) seemed to be half asleep throughout,although to be fair I don't think they had a lot to work with.Even the more memorable and impactful scenes from the original were reproduced here with such a lack of style and imagination as to render them criminally ineffectual.For me this is the worst remake since The Fog.
Fully agree with you except...it was even worse than The Fog remake, IMO.
Their too smart idea to gave it a more dark tone & a real burn victim look to Freddy failed horribly. Along with Haley's Freddy all the characters turned out awfully boring throughout the movie and which resulted a terrible slow pace to carry the film till the end. It seems all the cast & crew members were forced to making the film in a limited schedule. While watching the cast & crew interview I was just wondering how people can be so blind, ignorant & stupid while they were working on such a sensitive project...to remake a so popular & acclaimed film like Wes Craven's ANOES...one of the most innovative, interesting & lovable films in the genre ever made. It was sad to see such an awful entry New Line have added to the franchise, the low rated later parts of the original was far & far better than this total piece of crap.
>>: D
Naboer aka Next Door (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453383/) (2005)
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An excellent psychological thriller from Norway. Check this out asap if you haven't seen it yet.
>>: A-
Elvis_Christ
09-30-2010, 01:32 AM
I thought they did really well with the Elm St remake.
I like the new Freddy a lot. Dark and twisted.
Of course I like the original more for sentimental reasons and the fact it did it first but the remake is solid and I hope they get to make some sequels and flesh it out some more.
The original series is still there so it's not the end of the world and this film was a hell of a lot more interesting than what I could see the studios doing with it.
I dunno different strokes for different folks :)
roshiq
09-30-2010, 03:27 AM
I thought they did really well with the Elm St remake.
I like the new Freddy a lot. Dark and twisted.
Of course I like the original more for sentimental reasons and the fact it did it first but the remake is solid and I hope they get to make some sequels and flesh it out some more.
The original series is still there so it's not the end of the world and this film was a hell of a lot more interesting than what I could see the studios doing with it.
I dunno different strokes for different folks :)
As it's coming from you...now it actually seems the End is near! :eek:
Just Kidding, bro;) but yeah...I couldn't able to find any single scary or fun moment (except the boo in the closet was a little decent effort) in the film. 'Nancy' looked or appeared like she wasn't sure what's her part in the film. The story progressed with that hot chick Kris at first then it took little bit time to decide "okay...who's gonna now take the lead?" and throughout the film they failed to develop a single solid lead...it seems they were bit confused how to handle those characters. One of the most interesting elements of an Elm Street film is the subtle slide back and forth from the real world to the dream world which they didn't get at all right here. Moreover, there wasn't any whimsical world of nightmares. Wooden acting, complete lack of tension & suspense contributed a very low energy from the start to end and btw, I can't remember but was there any signature ANOES like background music that they use in this version?
Angra
09-30-2010, 04:06 AM
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7/10
Damn.. what a nasty.
Awsome actor, Srdjan Todorovic.
psycho d
09-30-2010, 04:54 AM
Repo Man (1984) This flick manages to capture the essence of the eighties and nineties in a fashion that only a historian could grasp, and sets this to film in a wonderfully quirky and disjointed fashion. The empty meaninglessness of consumption is expressed to a T, especially with the literal labels used on comestible packaging. The story meanders its way to its end, culminating in a fashion that would make Takashi Miike proud. The cast provided the perfect ingredients for such a project, with Emilio Estevez offering one of his best performances. Harry Dean Stanton of course adds his ingenious flair, and the rest spice up the players to full effect. The result is a cult classic that cannot be pigeon-holed comfortably into any genre. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk
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09-30-2010, 09:59 AM
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AUSTIN316426808
09-30-2010, 10:21 AM
The Town
Even though it sometimes felt like I was watching two different movies, it was still pretty solid. And you could make the argument that some sections dragged, but I enjoyed the acting and dialogue just fine, so it didn't feel so long to me. 7/10.
psycho d
10-01-2010, 06:27 AM
Elephant (2003). Just another banal day at school? A bleak take on the dreary reality of the bureaucracy that molds our little children into perfect citizen adults, this dark flick serves to expose the murderous ennui that is to be our posterity. Seen from a voyeuristic camera, Elephant is a look at the seemingly mundane day and events of some high school kids. Told in an almost boring fashion, such a technique fills us with the senseless boredom and emptiness that infuses these students to seek out something more, be it good or evil. Evil seems to have won out here, and it is this sense of darkness that keeps the viewer on edge, not bored at all. As the camera follows our unsuspecting players down endless corridors, a journey to nowhere, we feel their isolation, their sense of superficial pointlessness, where anything good or bad might finally deliver them from such tedium. That's when the third act comes in, almost as the savior, in its wicked role to remove the abuse of their grim and dull existence. In the end, we are jolted out of our stupor and are faced with a violent absurdity that is the result of the closeted empathy that has permeated the schoolyard and its endless halls of inanity. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk
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10-01-2010, 07:53 AM
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One of those movies which was made to be watched on Blu-Ray.
Fantastic film. See it if you are a fan of fantasy and Neil Gaiman.
Angra
10-01-2010, 08:26 AM
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One of those movies which was made to be watched on Blu-Ray.
Fantastic film. See it if you are a fan of fantasy and Neil Gaiman.
The cgi was too poor for my taste..
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10-01-2010, 08:36 AM
I thought it was brilliant, and really captured the essence of Gaiman. Too bad you didn't like it, Angra. I would recommend reading some of Gaiman's works first, and really getting into the tone of the artwork of his stories. It's insane, bizarre and really creepy stuff. Maybe you ll like the film a bit more then.
Sistinas666
10-01-2010, 08:48 AM
Repo Man (1984) This flick manages to capture the essence of the eighties and nineties in a fashion that only a historian could grasp, and sets this to film in a wonderfully quirky and disjointed fashion. The empty meaninglessness of consumption is expressed to a T, especially with the literal labels used on comestible packaging. The story meanders its way to its end, culminating in a fashion that would make Takashi Miike proud. The cast provided the perfect ingredients for such a project, with Emilio Estevez offering one of his best performances. Harry Dean Stanton of course adds his ingenious flair, and the rest spice up the players to full effect. The result is a cult classic that cannot be pigeon-holed comfortably into any genre. Merci beaucoup.
Genruk
Great movie!
FreddyMyers
10-01-2010, 09:33 AM
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One of those movies which was made to be watched on Blu-Ray.
Fantastic film. See it if you are a fan of fantasy and Neil Gaiman.
Thats wierd I just watched this 2 nights ago. OK storyline, the visuals were stunning though. Made me wish i still did phychedelic's while at the same time reminding me why i dont. Overall if you have a Blu-ray with surround sound and a big TV its definitely recomended for social/party type viewing with a crowd. Will get alot of WOWs from the CGI and graphics.
Disease
10-01-2010, 03:05 PM
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6/10
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8/10
nightmare_of _death
10-01-2010, 07:42 PM
Just finished [REC] it was A LOT better than Quarantine
roshiq
10-02-2010, 12:50 AM
Machete (2010)
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>>: B
30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010)
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>>: C+
Predators (2010)
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>>: B
zwoti
10-02-2010, 01:44 AM
mary shelley's frankenstein
Scythe
10-02-2010, 02:08 AM
I think Mary Shelley's Frankenstein is a classic. Personally, I couldn't care less about Frankenstein. If I had to care however, this is the one I would likely watch. It really isn't scary at all, but it is definitely a rather entertaining watch. It reminds me of high school.
zwoti
10-02-2010, 08:26 AM
autumn.....
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10-02-2010, 09:54 AM
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RIP Tony Curtis.
love The Great Race.....a real comfort movie for me.
Disease
10-03-2010, 12:09 AM
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6.5/10
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I bought this on dvd ages ago but it was region 1, finally got a multi zone dvd player. I also watched it with someone who had never seen it before so it made it even more special.
9/10
roshiq
10-03-2010, 01:44 AM
Manson/Leslie, My Name Is Evil (2009)
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>>: C+
The First Great Train Robbery (1979)
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>>: B