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hammerfan
04-09-2012, 11:45 AM
id up load a photo of my cat,its the coolest cat ever,but i dont know how to upload a photo from ya own computer on this forum.it just asks for a internet image

I put my photos on PhotoBucket and uploaded from there.

hammerfan
04-10-2012, 03:40 AM
Of course when I'm getting ready to pay a deposit (two actually, one for the pets), my car dies. FML :mad::(

newb
04-10-2012, 08:01 AM
Of course when I'm getting ready to pay a deposit (two actually, one for the pets), my car dies. FML :mad::(

that sucks



what kind of car is it

hammerfan
04-10-2012, 09:01 AM
that sucks



what kind of car is it

2001 Toyota Echo

wizard of gore
04-10-2012, 10:57 AM
that sucks



what kind of car is it

agh i hate that shit,always happens

hammerfan
04-10-2012, 12:36 PM
agh i hate that shit,always happens

Still waiting to hear from the mechanic. :(

Elvis_Christ
04-10-2012, 02:34 PM
Car trouble sucks. Never cheap and always a pain the ass.

What kind of cats do you have? What are their names? Are they male or female?

Fliss is a tabby female and Roky is a male, he's black with some Siamese in him. We saved them from being put down earlier last year.

hammerfan
04-10-2012, 04:23 PM
Car trouble sucks. Never cheap and always a pain the ass.



Fliss is a tabby female and Roky is a male, he's black with some Siamese in him. We saved them from being put down earlier last year.

Elvis, you are officially my hero for saving their lives!

Elvis_Christ
04-10-2012, 07:28 PM
Elvis, you are officially my hero for saving their lives!

Had to be done. They were far to cute! Couldn't imagine life without them now.

wizard of gore
04-11-2012, 01:49 AM
keep thinking about that dude that been sitting next to me on a plane to russia about a year ago. he didn't go to bathroom at all. it's a 10 hour flight. did he reabsorb his shit and piss or something?

maybe he had a little man living inside him drinking his piss and eating his shit for him...oh hang on,but where would his piss and shit go..maybe he had a even smaller man inside him eating his shit and drinking his piss,and his piss and shit was to minature to full up the bladder and colen of the guy sitting next to ya

hammerfan
04-11-2012, 04:11 AM
Had to be done. They were far to cute! Couldn't imagine life without them now.

You're still awesome in my book. :D

_____V_____
04-22-2012, 09:18 AM
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/zombie-hand-coming-out-the-ground-illustration-thumb10512580.jpg

sfear
04-22-2012, 11:17 AM
Great art. Don't abandon us again man.

newb
04-22-2012, 11:37 AM
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/zombie-hand-coming-out-the-ground-illustration-thumb10512580.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/HOORAY.gif

_____V_____
04-23-2012, 08:31 AM
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/NeverEndingStory/Images/NeverEndingStory2-DVD.jpg

hammerfan
04-23-2012, 08:42 AM
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/NeverEndingStory/Images/NeverEndingStory2-DVD.jpg

I didn't like that one. What did you think?

_____V_____
04-23-2012, 09:02 AM
I didn't like that one. What did you think?

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs44/i/2009/065/3/e/VHR___Neverending_Wonder_by_Aryenne.jpg

bloody_ribcut
04-25-2012, 01:20 PM
im so damn full, i dont think it was a good idea for a second plate. ahhhh i dont even wanna shower now...

hammerfan
04-26-2012, 02:04 AM
Is it May 19th yet?

wizard of gore
04-26-2012, 02:07 AM
Is it May 19th yet?

whats on may 19

hammerfan
04-26-2012, 04:23 AM
I move into my own place.

CannibalHolocaust
04-26-2012, 09:08 AM
bored as tits

newb
05-06-2012, 06:42 PM
bunch of Coronas

cherry vanilla incense

Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii playing on a 100 inch projection screen with surround sound

I think I've invented time travel

cheebacheeba
05-06-2012, 07:58 PM
I think I've invented time travel
That's when you whack off to vintage porn, it's...something like time travel.

My nose is itchy.

wizard of gore
05-07-2012, 01:15 AM
That's when you whack off to vintage porn, it's...something like time travel.

:D LOL

Might go for a crap

CannibalHolocaust
05-07-2012, 04:55 AM
my penis feels glorious

newb
05-16-2012, 10:04 AM
gonna see what all the fuss is about




Avengers tonight

hammerfan
05-16-2012, 10:25 AM
Three more days until I move into my own place! :D

wizard of gore
05-16-2012, 10:31 PM
three more weeks till i loose my licence and have to work every saterday :D better get my drive on

hammerfan
05-22-2012, 11:05 AM
somehow managed to poke myself with a used needle at work, now keep thinking how hiv and various forms of hepatitis are having trollhammaren inside of me. the source woman is going to get screened, but fuck, she've already had more sex partners than i did. should've been fucking around more, instead of sitting on forums. probably would made me feel better, hehe

Oh no! :( Hope everything turns out OK!

hammerfan
05-22-2012, 11:23 AM
just got a call, she is negative for hiv. now gotta wait a few days for hepatitis.
damn, i'm getting myself a sixpack tonight. too much stress:D

Get some weed, too. :D

newb
05-22-2012, 04:55 PM
I hope this doesn't mean the end of NeverEndingWonder Radio....Halloween won't be the same.

from Lee's facebook page

Logging on via the library today. My computer is completely dead. I've lost everything. Music, writing, artwork. NeverEndingWonder Radio has bitten the dust. Will probably be getting a new computer tomorrow, but still... I've lost everything.

fortunato
05-22-2012, 07:46 PM
That is so awful. I really hope he's able to recover his stuff.

_____V_____
05-22-2012, 09:25 PM
I hope this doesn't mean the end of NeverEndingWonder Radio....Halloween won't be the same.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xs_mbpra9NE/TzQG_QnbPNI/AAAAAAAAB4c/AFBzueL6bX8/s1600/terminator2_l.jpg

roshiq
05-22-2012, 10:55 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xs_mbpra9NE/TzQG_QnbPNI/AAAAAAAAB4c/AFBzueL6bX8/s1600/terminator2_l.jpg

What?!....he was responsible?!:eek:

hammerfan
05-23-2012, 02:15 AM
I hope this doesn't mean the end of NeverEndingWonder Radio....Halloween won't be the same.

from Lee's facebook page

Logging on via the library today. My computer is completely dead. I've lost everything. Music, writing, artwork. NeverEndingWonder Radio has bitten the dust. Will probably be getting a new computer tomorrow, but still... I've lost everything.

But, one of his friends posted that he could probably save everything.

newb
05-23-2012, 05:22 AM
But, one of his friends posted that he could probably save everything.

that's not always the case.....I hope so

hammerfan
05-23-2012, 05:45 AM
that's not always the case.....I hope so

I hope so, too. It won't be Halloween without Neverending Wonder Radio!

wizard of gore
05-23-2012, 10:43 PM
Fuck our goverment and its new budget and fuck those cunts trying to do deep sea drilling off our coasts,and fuck greedy people :mad:

The Villain
06-30-2012, 06:12 PM
Is Sistinas still banned or did he just decide to stop coming here?

Posher778
06-30-2012, 08:18 PM
Fuck government taxes on paychecks, especially for working class people. It's ridiculous

Fearonsarms
07-04-2012, 09:31 AM
Is Sistinas still banned or did he just decide to stop coming here?

He is still banned unfortunately...

So High
07-04-2012, 09:21 PM
I hate the fact that I'm getting old and Im only 27. But when your saying things like they used to make fun of us wearin snap back hats and they're cool now what the hell. When I was a kid we didn't dress like nerds on purpose you either were and didnt know it or dressed normal. It wasn't the style thrown with another name on it hipster. And to top that off "hipsters" are just the 90s all over again the colors and the buddy holly glasses. Isn't that just will smith and lisa loeb all over again. I find myself soundin more and more like my dad all the time. I now know why my dad was always cussin about my wooden blocks being all over the floor. He prolly stepped on one in the middle of the night on his way to the bathroom much like I did my daughters wooden block the other night. He wasn't just an ass he just hated hurtin himself in the middle of the night. I used to like rap. Ya know I'm not against rap and I'm not against rappers but I am against those thugs. Those of you that are close to my age or older will get that. But anymore I cant walk around and sing rap. "36 Os ridin around with that nina. Got a condo on my wrist girl I'm cashin out." What the hell does that even mean. I don't know craziness of the world and I'm seeing it daily. Saggin went out and skinny jeans came in. Odd. I remember my dad use to give me 20 dollars on Friday night thats ten in the tan(cuz I was gonna do hella drivin) Five on a pack smokes and five on it. Drive around all weekend drivin out all my dads gas. Pull in the driveway. Pops be like "Ya leave any gas in truck" "oh yeah pops its sitting on E nuff." "God Damn it thats not what that E means" Ya know the good ole days. I remember he used to tell me to go a mile this way cuz it was almost a dollar 8 down the street. And its still a dollar three the other way. I like playing video games ya know, and I think I'm pretty good. Then I get online and get schooled by some lil 11 year old in Wyoming calling me the n word every three mins and his whole posse talkin more trash than I hear on wwe's monday night raw. I see why people always say I miss the good ole days. I mean I'm not even that old ya know. I'm in my prime.

Denver Dude
07-09-2012, 01:07 PM
I drink blood with my cereal

wizard of gore
07-09-2012, 10:43 PM
I drink blood with my cereal

what sort of cereal?

Fearonsarms
07-10-2012, 11:10 AM
I drink blood with my cereal

Everyone here does that-I prefer virgin's blood myself but each to their own.

So High
07-10-2012, 09:27 PM
I love livin in low income housing. My people ya know. Sometimes I feel like I live in another country cuz there is another language or two here ya know. Spanish and I'm pickin up on some gangsterisms. If something is good the proper response is "On me". For example. I told my neighbor. "Little Debbies are so good." "On Me" he said. Also normal people usually say for real. For example. "I hit that my friend," I said. "Ugh uh, For Real?" He replied. "For Real." The gangster equivalent to that is "On the Set. Just replace "for real" with "on the set". Its cool though they are nice to me. They look scary but the gangsters are my friends. They thought I was a lil slow at first by some of the random things I would say in passing but we are cool now.

_____V_____
07-10-2012, 11:29 PM
Do zombies starve to death if they don't get to feed for a long time?

roshiq
07-11-2012, 02:43 AM
Do zombies starve to death if they don't get to feed for a long time?

Don't think so. Zombies doesn't feed human for their hunger, they are kinda "programed" to bite & eat fresh human flesh, IMO. It doesn't matter when they had one good last "meal". As they can't digest their 'food' properly...whatever they eat eventually came out 'one way or another'.

So High
07-11-2012, 06:03 PM
And everytime a woman with Kids flirts with me. "All that she wants is another baby" Plays in my head.

bamahorrorfan87
07-11-2012, 07:06 PM
what would happen if there was no living people in zombies films and why does people in horror films only hits a human killer a few time why not kill the killer while you got them down and what would happen if a vampire got blood from somebody who had a blood sickness

wizard of gore
07-11-2012, 10:32 PM
what would happen if a vampire got blood from somebody who had a blood sickness

or aids,all the different blood ,surley aids gets in there somewhere

Fearonsarms
07-18-2012, 12:35 PM
what would happen if there was no living people in zombies films and why does people in horror films only hits a human killer a few time why not kill the killer while you got them down and what would happen if a vampire got blood from somebody who had a blood sickness

Watch the UK zombie film Colin it is shown from the zombie's perspective I think you would like it.

I think vampires are supposed to be able to heal and rejuvenate fast so if they got aids their blood would cure it-I think the secret to curing aids lies in vampires lol

bamahorrorfan87
07-19-2012, 12:21 AM
if it's raining can it really be sunday

So High
07-20-2012, 07:07 PM
So we're at the mall. And here she comes smoking. This girl was so hot I'm surprised the fire alarms didn't go off. Mainly its those pants she was wearing. Shes approaching us. I say us I mean me and Eva (14months in stroller) wife is in the Starblocks getting our dope I mean coffee. Back to this girl approaching. I think they are called yoga pants. Song starts playing in my head "MMM HMMM thats right oh NO fix yaself girl you got a camel toe." Those pants leave nothing to the imagination. She approaches and I think I was all cheesed up and she passes of course my eyes follow. "What are you looking at?" asks my wife. "Nothing darling, this one mine" I reply as we stroll off.

newb
07-21-2012, 06:24 AM
So we're at the mall. And here she comes smoking. This girl was so hot I'm surprised the fire alarms didn't go off. Mainly its those pants she was wearing. Shes approaching us. I say us I mean me and Eva (14months in stroller) wife is in the Starblocks getting our dope I mean coffee. Back to this girl approaching. I think they are called yoga pants. Song starts playing in my head "MMM HMMM thats right oh NO fix yaself girl you got a camel toe." Those pants leave nothing to the imagination. She approaches and I think I was all cheesed up and she passes of course my eyes follow. "What are you looking at?" asks my wife. "Nothing darling, this one mine" I reply as we stroll off.

ZBIGwtyqBhA

So High
07-21-2012, 01:36 PM
@newb your awesome I didn't even think to add it for background music for real.

So High
07-21-2012, 01:39 PM
Before my wife went to work today. (I know right work on a saturday) She had that look. You know the look. Somethings wrong she just wants you to ask. Now being the pro in the game I should have just done was expected and acted like I didn't notice. But I had to ask. "Baby what's wrong?" She replied "You know what it is" I couldn't resist. "Black and Yellow. Black and Yellow." She didn't see the humor as much as I did.

wizard of gore
07-24-2012, 09:25 PM
why is it when your talkin with a maori you automatically start talking like a maori ya self :confused:

Fearonsarms
07-25-2012, 05:16 AM
I think I'm addicted to ferrero roche, I eat a box a week and it's always one of the big ones that I buy with the three different flavours.

horrorwarehouse.com
07-26-2012, 01:23 PM
Haha im addicted to hot chocolate again at the moment.

Got to be better for me than booze everyday anyway:D

Straker
07-26-2012, 01:31 PM
I think I'm addicted to ferrero roche, I eat a box a week and it's always one of the big ones that I buy with the three different flavours.

I didn't even know there were different flavours.... I need to up my game. :cool:

The Villain
07-26-2012, 02:14 PM
I'm really getting sick of being lied to by girls. Just be fucking honest with me and stop playing games.

hammerfan
07-27-2012, 03:33 AM
just take it as part of a human nature

True. Most young girls these days are very immature. I have seen some exceptions, though. But, overall, most of them just want to see how many guys they can mess with.

Atraxi
07-27-2012, 07:27 AM
True. Most young girls these days are very immature. I have seen some exceptions, though. But, overall, most of them just want to see how many guys they can mess with.

I don't think it's a young girl thing so much as it's a general immaturity among various people. I could say the same thing for a plethora of males and adults.

hammerfan
07-27-2012, 09:03 AM
I don't think it's a young girl thing so much as it's a general immaturity among various people. I could say the same thing for a plethora of males and adults.

Oh God, I've become my mother! :D

newb
07-27-2012, 09:20 AM
Oh God, I've become my mother! :D

LOL


Happens to all of us


not that we turn into YOUR mother...but..er...you know what I mean

The Villain
07-27-2012, 04:11 PM
LOL


Happens to all of us


not that we turn into YOUR mother...but..er...you know what I mean

Well you just ruined my dreams. My goal was to become Hammer's mother.

hammerfan
07-28-2012, 02:20 AM
Well you just ruined my dreams. My goal was to become Hammer's mother.

You made me laugh at 6:20 am......I tip my hat to you, sir! Not many people can do that!

wizard of gore
07-28-2012, 02:37 AM
why are you on the net soo early?im off to bed,have a good day

The Villain
07-28-2012, 06:46 AM
You made me laugh at 6:20 am......I tip my hat to you, sir! Not many people can do that!

Glad i could make you laugh so early :D

Fearonsarms
07-28-2012, 08:51 AM
I didn't even know there were different flavours.... I need to up my game. :cool:

Yeah you can get a big box with the normal milk chocolate ones plus dark chocolate and white chocolate. Just bought my second box this week-I think it's getting to a stage that I'm going to have to mug kids and pensioners to feed my addiction :)

hammerfan
07-29-2012, 02:58 AM
why are you on the net soo early?im off to bed,have a good day

I'm old, I wake up early.

Fearonsarms
07-29-2012, 04:36 AM
all that time here i thought that Fearonsarms was a chick. but today i was looking through that pictures thread and holy fucking shit, she's a dude!:eek:

LOL people here have often mistaken me for a chick-I take it as a compliment! it's my fault for having mostly females in my avatars.

The Villain
07-29-2012, 08:53 AM
it's not only your avatar. you kinda write like a chick, but like a good clever chick, the one i'd like to jerk off to. but i didn't jerk off at you i swear...ya know...just in case you thought that i did. yeah...

Anymore he means....now that he knows you're a dude

The Villain
07-29-2012, 09:02 AM
right, but don't tell anyone. i'm shy

Your secrets safe with me ;)

Fearonsarms
07-30-2012, 03:21 AM
it's not only your avatar. you kinda write like a chick, but like a good clever chick, the one i'd like to jerk off to. but i didn't jerk off at you i swear...ya know...just in case you thought that i did. yeah...

OMG This is hilarious :)Though you are actually 100 % right I guess I do write like a chick so let me explain the reasons:

1. When I was in my late teens I used to go to a forum that was mostly populated by chicks, to cut a long story short I could no longer get online and ended up staying in touch with a lot of them through snail mail so we wrote a lengthy letters to each other (even met most of them in real life) so undeniably writing to them and me reading their letters influenced the way I write.

2. When I was at uni I was dating a girl and ended up moving in with her for a year-the thing was, she had four other female flatmates so I got a little bit of insight into their pysche.

3. I love women and think they are fiercer than us men "the female of the species is more deadlier than the male" e.g see Takashi Miike's Audition-we men are much simpler creatures compared to them.

Elvis_Christ
07-30-2012, 03:25 AM
Days off go by way to quickly.

Nat94
07-30-2012, 08:53 AM
yep, there is a difference "Boys fuck things up. Girls are fucked up." Louise CK

Is no one sticking up for girls here ..??.. That quote is shit, I've done my far share of fucking things up but I'm not fucked up

hammerfan
07-30-2012, 09:08 AM
Is no one sticking up for girls here ..??.. That quote is shit, I've done my far share of fucking things up but I'm not fucked up

I'm so normal it's not even funny.

Nat94
07-30-2012, 09:26 AM
I'm so normal it's not even funny.

I don't know if it's me just being stupid, but I don't get what you are trying to say.. I swear I still suffer from pregnancy brain

hammerfan
07-30-2012, 09:33 AM
Is no one sticking up for girls here ..??.. That quote is shit, I've done my far share of fucking things up but I'm not fucked up

This is what I'm talking about.....I'm not fucked up, either.

Nat94
07-30-2012, 09:38 AM
This is what I'm talking about.....I'm not fucked up, either.

Ahh ok cool.

Angra
07-30-2012, 10:05 AM
I'm so normal it's not even funny.


LOL

That was funny. :D

wizard of gore
08-05-2012, 01:26 AM
just liked the picture
http://www.obscureprotest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fuck4.jpg

:D fuck that cracked me uo

Fearonsarms
08-05-2012, 01:32 AM
just liked the picture
http://www.obscureprotest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fuck4.jpg

LOL I can't wait for the bloody thing to be over :)

Dara
08-06-2012, 06:07 AM
Im thinking I shouldnt have drank that vodka last night .
I wish my cats would stop play fighting on my head
I want to eat something lardy.

wizard of gore
08-06-2012, 10:53 AM
Im thinking I shouldnt have drank that vodka last night .
I wish my cats would stop play fighting on my head
I want to eat something lardy.

KFC Double down

wizard of gore
08-06-2012, 08:32 PM
found hooked titties for Dara
http://www.bestgore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nails-through-tits-fetish.jpg

what a way to wreck a nice rack!

Dara
08-07-2012, 06:14 AM
Excellent use of nails!.Like Pinhead from Hellraiser in Tit form.

wizard of gore
08-07-2012, 11:15 AM
this one's for you http://www.bestgore.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gore-meets-lulz.jpg

:D:D you sick bastard..you sure thats real?

hammerfan
08-09-2012, 03:58 AM
We should start a thread titled "Pimp Your Shit, Be It A Book or Movie".

newb
08-09-2012, 06:30 AM
We should start a thread titled "Pimp Your Shit, Be It A Book or Movie".

good idea....go for it. See if V will sticky it

hammerfan
08-09-2012, 06:31 AM
good idea....go for it. See if V will sticky it

Hmm.....I think I will! :D

Fearonsarms
08-10-2012, 01:33 AM
We should start a thread titled "Pimp Your Shit, Be It A Book or Movie".

Agreed that is a great idea!

wizard of gore
08-10-2012, 03:36 AM
got some pizzas deliverd and found out the guy delivering them happend to be the bassist of this band and he used to live in my house

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then i ate too much pizza and feel like shit.....which i guess arnt really a random thoughts :confused:

ok i randomly thought "fuck i ate too much pizza" then thought "was cool talkin to the pizza guy" :cool:

Fearonsarms
08-10-2012, 04:04 AM
got some pizzas deliverd and found out the guy delivering them happend to be the bassist of this band and he used to live in my house

then i ate too much pizza and feel like shit.....which i guess arnt really a random thoughts :confused:

ok i randomly thought "fuck i ate too much pizza" then thought "was cool talkin to the pizza guy" :cool:

OMG LOL!!!!!!!! My random thought was that I would have a go at being Stalin myself so I edited out the video in your post cos it was sooooooooooooooo off topic and might make I-phone users cry that it's too large.

Elvis_Christ
08-10-2012, 07:48 AM
OMG LOL!!!!!!!! My random thought was that I would have a go at being Stalin myself so I edited out the video in your post cos it was sooooooooooooooo off topic and might make I-phone users cry that it's too large.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8CgZn7SSp9g/STjHermF-1I/AAAAAAAAAZM/G9kSGOR-hnY/s400/broken+record.jpg

wizard of gore
08-10-2012, 01:41 PM
OMG LOL!!!!!!!! My random thought was that I would have a go at being Stalin myself so I edited out the video in your post cos it was sooooooooooooooo off topic and might make I-phone users cry that it's too large.

how considerate of you , you must have alot to worry about in your life

what do you mean by saying im stalin

wizard of gore
08-10-2012, 01:49 PM
have you ever seen those child beauty pageants? well, i did today and it was disgusting. reminded me a bunch of horny midgets, eeww
and how come dressing your kid as a whore is legal and pedophilia is not? i don't see any fucking logic in it
,
yeah those things are fucking wrong

wizard of gore
08-11-2012, 07:47 PM
i fell into my unspecified depression again. don't want anything, even beer
nothing worse than to have a sixpack and don't want it.

is it easy to get guns in russia?

wizard of gore
08-11-2012, 10:06 PM
s
and no, i'm not gonna send you picture with my brains out:D
damn it!

well where in the world are you then?

The Villain
08-11-2012, 10:36 PM
i fell into my unspecified depression again. don't want anything, even beer
nothing worse than to have a sixpack and don't want it.

Sorry to hear that bro. Depression is a bitch. Dealt with it a few times myself. Hope you feel better man.

wizard of gore
08-11-2012, 11:48 PM
united states of advertising

:eek: just lost all my respect for you..na just kidding,i never had any respect for you

spose you get guns in your happy meals then

wizard of gore
08-11-2012, 11:50 PM
i got the solution. beer+sleeping pills+ jerk off=nice relaxing buzz

but you were too depressed to drink beer before

wizard of gore
08-12-2012, 12:07 AM
did joe hill change his last name so publishers wouldnt click on hes stephen kings son,or did he not like the name joe king,for obvious reasons.but then why the fuck would his parents call him that that :confused:

wizard of gore
08-12-2012, 11:08 AM
yeah, they sell shotguns at walmart. for handgun i think you need a permit in my state
and now everyone is getting prepared for zombie apocalypse, so they're buying even more guns..

baffles the mind

Fearonsarms
08-13-2012, 04:52 AM
how considerate of you , you must have alot to worry about in your life

what do you mean by saying im stalin

Good grief I was far too subtle for you-I wasn't calling YOU Stalin, someone else it doesn't matter forget it.

Fearonsarms
08-13-2012, 05:01 AM
For some reason I'm reminded of a something that amicus horror posted a while back:

http://www.horror.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=46&pictureid=1040

Dara
08-13-2012, 05:05 AM
For some reason I'm reminded of a something that amicus horror posted a while back:

http://www.horror.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=46&pictureid=1040I thought he was a Shadmock !

Dara
08-13-2012, 06:26 AM
this picture makes me feel that i should become a moderator
You should.

Fearonsarms
08-13-2012, 06:36 AM
this picture makes me feel that i should become a moderator

I'd back you up :)

hammerfan
08-13-2012, 06:38 AM
I've been trying to become a moderator for months now. The admins won't respond.

Dara
08-13-2012, 06:41 AM
I've been trying to become a moderator for months now. The admins won't respond.Id back you up !

Fearonsarms
08-13-2012, 06:54 AM
I've been trying to become a moderator for months now. The admins won't respond.

I had posted before it was deleted that since Bloodrayne/Rayne is MIA there are no female mods which in interest of fairness, there should be-you would make an excellent mod :)

hammerfan
08-13-2012, 07:09 AM
I had posted before it was deleted that since Bloodrayne/Rayne is MIA there are no female mods which in interest of fairness, there should be-you would make an excellent mod :)

Well, thank you very much! I appreciate that!

_____V_____
08-13-2012, 08:01 AM
Sending a PM. Deleted last 2 replies to this thread.

wizard of gore
08-13-2012, 10:33 AM
Good grief I was far too subtle for you-I wasn't calling YOU Stalin, someone else it doesn't matter forget it.

i get ya..must just be my paranoid schizophrenia kicking in again..happens sometimes

Dara
08-14-2012, 02:28 AM
1.Tomato sauce doesnt taste of tomatoes.
2.I should really leave the house today.
3.Summer holiday?? SUMMER holiday? Then why is it grey outside and actually a bit cold!!?I need my fluffy slippers on.

hammerfan
08-14-2012, 03:50 AM
3.Summer holiday?? SUMMER holiday? Then why is it grey outside and actually a bit cold!!?I need my fluffy slippers on.

Send that weather here, would ya?! I'm so sick of 90+ degree temps! Bring on Autumn!

fortunato
08-14-2012, 06:42 AM
^I'm already sliding into the Hallowe'en spirit.

hammerfan
08-14-2012, 06:59 AM
^I'm already sliding into the Hallowe'en spirit.

I have a hard time doing that when it's this hot. :(

fortunato
08-14-2012, 08:19 AM
I have a hard time doing that when it's this hot. :(

Oh yeah, same here. But the last few days it's been chilly and raining here, so it's really been perfect weather.

Atraxi
08-14-2012, 08:51 AM
^I'm already sliding into the Hallowe'en spirit.

Same here. The weather has been really weird here and most of the time it's been insanely hot, but lately we've had very autumn like weather. Couple that with the Halloween candy and decorations being out, fall brews, and the fact that there's about half a tree in my pool, I'm definitely feeling like it's autumn. On my walk home last night, I had the urge to go apple picking.

MichaelMyers
08-14-2012, 09:05 AM
^I'm already sliding into the Hallowe'en spirit.

Me too. Right at the 2-1/2 month mark. Haven't seen any Halloween wares in the stores yet, though.

wizard of gore
08-14-2012, 10:37 AM
1.Tomato sauce doesnt taste of tomatoes.
2.I should really leave the house today.
3.Summer holiday?? SUMMER holiday? Then why is it grey outside and actually a bit cold!!?I need my fluffy slippers on.

sounds like our summer last year,was a total dud

fortunato
08-14-2012, 02:03 PM
Same here. The weather has been really weird here and most of the time it's been insanely hot, but lately we've had very autumn like weather. Couple that with the Halloween candy and decorations being out, fall brews, and the fact that there's about half a tree in my pool, I'm definitely feeling like it's autumn. On my walk home last night, I had the urge to go apple picking.

Haha yeah. I had to fight the urge to buy some pumpkin ale at the store today.

Me too. Right at the 2-1/2 month mark. Haven't seen any Halloween wares in the stores yet, though.

I've seen a little bit here and there. Probably in the next few weeks they'll really start rolling it out.

wizard of gore
08-14-2012, 08:36 PM
my random thought is..i wounder what the deleted messages were,and..i wounder what the private messages sent to them were

Atraxi
08-14-2012, 09:20 PM
Haha yeah. I had to fight the urge to buy some pumpkin ale at the store today.
What brand?

fortunato
08-14-2012, 11:13 PM
What brand?

There's actually this great local brew that comes in cheap can six-packs. I'll be stocking up come September, probably.

Dara
08-15-2012, 06:03 AM
Why is it still fecking raining?? and torrential rain too,not lovely Summery rain which refreshes you after a day in the sun? Being Northern is grim.

wizard of gore
08-16-2012, 10:07 PM
im sure iv already posted this.......anyway

last summer here was a dud too..being southern is grimm

must be global warming,were all goin to die :eek:

wizard of gore
08-16-2012, 10:09 PM
still find friday nights hard not to drink

wizard of gore
08-16-2012, 10:42 PM
that's not too bad. i find it hard not to drink pretty much any night :D

lucky your too young to drink then

Dr. Love
08-20-2012, 09:11 PM
I'm thinking a couple of things at the moment.

1) I'm thinking about my friends who don't appear to want to respond to any of my messages and are too busy conversing with each other to include me.

2) I'm thinking about a few ideas for horror stories that I have and if I should begin writing them tonight or wait.

wizard of gore
08-20-2012, 10:50 PM
i bet we're about the same age dude:D
and that's a sad thing. i gotta get this shit under control, before i'll have to have a liver transplant

i got a test and it said my liver was fuct 3 months after i gave up same test said it was sweet and i had lost 9kg.wasnt the reason i gave up though,i have lots of fucked up reasons

and thats my story.......oh wait this isnt an aa meeting :o

wizard of gore
08-20-2012, 11:37 PM
hi, im медвежуть and im an alcoholic *clap..clap* :D

yeah, i think liver is the only organ that can heal itself. so have you replaced drinking with some other activity? life is pretty boring without some kind of pleasurable mind-numbing addiction

yeah but if ya keep fucking it it will eventually not be able to heal itself and then ya fuct.
no i tried weed to replace it done coke one night,its all crap without a drink and just makes me want to drink even more anyway .took me about 9 months of hard feelin like shit to start having a good time/be able to relax my brain ,without having a drink.and now its cool,ill go to a gig or whatever talk and have a good time wake up in the morning and be sweet,not be like "why am i in a cell"

thats enough of that unless you want you want to start a AA thread

Dara
08-21-2012, 12:40 AM
I have come off my mentalist tablets and feel human for the first time in ages..As much as I adore zombies,being one is a tad stifling .
"Its aliiiiiiiive" !!!!!!etc

wizard of gore
08-21-2012, 01:10 AM
why they give you tablets that turn you into a zombie?has the the zombie apocalypse made its way over there too?

wizard of gore
08-21-2012, 01:11 AM
nah, enough is enough:)

was being sarcastic,not that much of a boring depressing cunt

wizard of gore
08-21-2012, 01:25 AM
I'm thinking a couple of things at the moment.

I'm thinking about a few ideas for horror stories that I have and if I should begin writing them tonight or wait.

maybex giant mexican shit could be a good horror story

in the middle of the night when hes asleep his giant shit creeps back out of the toilet to take revenge etc......

Fearonsarms
08-21-2012, 02:51 AM
I have come off my mentalist tablets and feel human for the first time in ages..As much as I adore zombies,being one is a tad stifling .
"Its aliiiiiiiive" !!!!!!etc

You shouldn't be zombiefied when you're taking those kinds of tablets. Any doctor worth his wage would pick up on it and change them to something that doesn't zap all your energy (different meds effect different people in different ways). Although saying that it is good that you seem happy without them I hope you never need to go back on them. Good luck for the future :)

Dara
08-21-2012, 02:55 AM
You shouldn't be zombiefied when you're taking those kinds of tablets. Any doctor worth his wage would pick up on it and change them to something that doesn't zap all your energy (different meds effect different people in different ways). Although saying that it is good that you seem happy without them I hope you never need to go back on them. Good luck for the future :)Theyre not anti depressants they are mood stabilisers(im bi polar).Kinda keep you level.Being level is really poo,im going to see if I can manage the ups and downs myself without being sectioned!Sick of being on medication .. it has been years now.If it doesnt work ill admit defeat and get back on the zombie pills.

Fearonsarms
08-21-2012, 03:02 AM
Theyre not anti depressants they are mood stabilisers(im bi polar).Kinda keep you level.Being level is really poo,im going to see if I can manage the ups and downs myself without being sectioned!Sick of being on medication .. it has been years now.If it doesnt work ill admit defeat and get back on the zombie pills.

You're right zombie pills are definitely better than being sectioned-I have a few mates who are bi-polar on mood stabilizers (Lithium,Deprakote, Olanzapine) they mix them with alcohol but I've never seen them go manic or zombiefied thank goodness and if they did they would tell their psychiatrist so and get them changed.

As you say if you're sick of meds I completely understand that but if my mates stopped taking their meds I know they would go manic and get sectioned so I genuinely hope that doesn't happen to you. Be extremely careful-I sincerely hope it works out for you :)

hammerfan
08-21-2012, 04:12 AM
I realized this morning that I'll be flying in to Tampa probably around the same time as all the Republicans coming to town for the Republican National Convention. :rolleyes:

Dara
08-21-2012, 10:07 AM
ouch, bipolar sucks biiig time if you're not on meds. get back on them before you start eating faces. i'm dead serious

and, since we're talking about bi, may i ask if you bisexual too? it's just a random thought i had as soon as i saw your pic. if it offends you just tell me to fuck off


haha :DDoesnt offend me at all !I look like a massive lesbian but I do infact worship the cock !

Mr-X
08-21-2012, 10:12 AM
Doesnt offend me at all !I look like a massive lesbian but I do infact worship the cock !

thats not nice to say about yourself :O i mean calling yourself a massive lesbian just so you know

Dr. Love
08-21-2012, 11:34 AM
Theyre not anti depressants they are mood stabilisers(im bi polar).Kinda keep you level.Being level is really poo,im going to see if I can manage the ups and downs myself without being sectioned!Sick of being on medication .. it has been years now.If it doesnt work ill admit defeat and get back on the zombie pills.

Interesting. I, too, am Bi-Polar. Although, I don't take anything for it. Hell, I don't know how anybody hasn't been able to tell. I guess because I keep myself secluded.

newb
08-21-2012, 11:49 AM
back in my day nobody was "bi-polar" or had "a.d.d."...they were just fucking nuts


and the term "politically correct" didn't exist

Atraxi
08-21-2012, 01:37 PM
Theyre not anti depressants they are mood stabilisers(im bi polar).Kinda keep you level.Being level is really poo,im going to see if I can manage the ups and downs myself without being sectioned!Sick of being on medication .. it has been years now.If it doesnt work ill admit defeat and get back on the zombie pills.

You can definitely be medication free while bipolar depending on what type of bipolar disorder you have. If you're the type who ascends mania into some type of psychosis then you should definitely still be taking medications. No medication, whether it be an anti-depressant or mood stabilizer should make you feel like a zombie and if that's the case, your psychiatrist needs to work with you on finding a medication that works with you, not against you.

Knowing your triggers, patterns (if you have them), times of day/night when you're more manic or depressed, how you react to your mood fluctuations (alcohol, painting, exercise, screaming, etc), etc will help you to get a handle on your bipolar disorder while being medication free. Learning good coping skills is essential, and having a daily routine also helps. Another very important thing is to have a good safety net of friends and family who are supportive and patient; anyone who isn't those things, you should probably remove them from your life.

I honestly hope that you can do this because while medication is great for some people, it's not appropriate for everyone and being medication-free is so much less of a hassle sometimes. However, if you do need medication, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that at all and it shows a lot of strength to admit that you need help and are willing to accept it. Also, I'm not a doctor or a licensed practitioner of any sort.

wizard of gore
08-21-2012, 09:28 PM
back in my day nobody was "bi-polar" or had "a.d.d."...they were just fucking nuts


really?i thought docters prescribed the advanced medicine of cigarettes for mental illness in those days

Dara
08-21-2012, 11:25 PM
Interesting. I, too, am Bi-Polar. Although, I don't take anything for it. Hell, I don't know how anybody hasn't been able to tell. I guess because I keep myself secluded.I work full time in a primary school...naturally, I left the bi polar bit off my cv.Although to be honest nowadays there isnt so much stigma attached to being poorly in your brain .

Dara
08-21-2012, 11:29 PM
You can definitely be medication free while bipolar depending on what type of bipolar disorder you have. If you're the type who ascends mania into some type of psychosis then you should definitely still be taking medications. No medication, whether it be an anti-depressant or mood stabilizer should make you feel like a zombie and if that's the case, your psychiatrist needs to work with you on finding a medication that works with you, not against you.

Knowing your triggers, patterns (if you have them), times of day/night when you're more manic or depressed, how you react to your mood fluctuations (alcohol, painting, exercise, screaming, etc), etc will help you to get a handle on your bipolar disorder while being medication free. Learning good coping skills is essential, and having a daily routine also helps. Another very important thing is to have a good safety net of friends and family who are supportive and patient; anyone who isn't those things, you should probably remove them from your life.

I honestly hope that you can do this because while medication is great for some people, it's not appropriate for everyone and being medication-free is so much less of a hassle sometimes. However, if you do need medication, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that at all and it shows a lot of strength to admit that you need help and are willing to accept it. Also, I'm not a doctor or a licensed practitioner of any sort.
Thankyou.When I ascend into mania I clean behind the oven and fridge and do all those horrid cleaning jobs etc you generally dont do on a daily basis.The manic episodes are by far outweighed by the depression so I really need to start recognising when I become low and try to get myself motivated again.
If I manage drug free, then all good.If I cant, then hey ho taking my meds is just like putting a band aid over a cut

hammerfan
08-22-2012, 10:47 AM
Looks like I'm going to be in Florida when Isaac hits.....yay.....

wizard of gore
08-22-2012, 10:54 AM
Looks like I'm going to be in Florida when Isaac hits.....yay.....

isaac a storm or something?

just sore on the news if you by prozac on line chances are the pills will be fill of meth,just a tip for any meth addicts out there ,or anyone dumb enough to by prescription drugs online

hammerfan
08-22-2012, 11:20 AM
isaac a storm or something?

Tropical storm, could become a hurricane.

Mr-X
08-22-2012, 03:01 PM
isaac a storm or something?

just sore on the news if you by prozac on line chances are the pills will be fill of meth,just a tip for any meth addicts out there ,or anyone dumb enough to by prescription drugs online

Most drugs sold over the Internet are legal versions of meth that are like one molecule of the original meth compound. So it's not wise to do so plus if you need Prozac it's easy obtained from the doctors if you have the correct problems for it.

The Villain
08-22-2012, 03:20 PM
How did The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers get vanity plates? Did he seriously go to the DMV?

newb
08-22-2012, 06:32 PM
How did The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers get vanity plates? Did he seriously go to the DMV?

That's actually a damn good question.

wizard of gore
08-22-2012, 08:29 PM
Most drugs sold over the Internet are legal versions of meth that are like one molecule of the original meth compound. So it's not wise to do so plus if you need Prozac it's easy obtained from the doctors if you have the correct problems for it.

also said codine had horse tranquliser in it

hell you dont even need the right problem for it these days ,they hand the shit out like lollies.should be you have to attend 5 weeks counciling as well or something i reckon.

wizard of gore
08-22-2012, 10:36 PM
every step forward i make i take 20 back

wizard of gore
08-22-2012, 10:40 PM
That's actually a damn good question.

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Dara
08-23-2012, 01:07 AM
I drove to Connors Quay..which is full of Gypsies.It felt like I was in a really brutal horror with mutant woman pushing 'Babbies' around dressed in ballroom gowns .Very weird .

wizard of gore
08-23-2012, 01:44 AM
was looking at photos to find a photog for my wedding and thought "man weddings are gay and cheesy"

Dara
08-23-2012, 03:42 AM
was looking at photos to find a photog for my wedding and thought "man weddings are gay and cheesy"

my wedding was full of tattooed baldy beardy fellas and women with mad hair and tats too -my mum said "god !its like a scene from sons of anarchy !"

Atraxi
08-23-2012, 03:11 PM
How did The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers get vanity plates? Did he seriously go to the DMV?

Maybe he killed someone and stole theirs?

wizard of gore
08-23-2012, 09:17 PM
my wedding was full of tattooed baldy beardy fellas and women with mad hair and tats too -my mum said "god !its like a scene from sons of anarchy !"

unfortunately all the people i know arnt that cool

wizard of gore
08-23-2012, 09:23 PM
lol, will you have to go to church too and swear to imaginary friend that you'll fuck that same woman till death does you part?

just like you will have to fuck your hand till death do you part

not getting married in a church thank god

hammerfan
08-24-2012, 03:54 AM
Leaving for vaca bright and early tomorrow. You kids behave while I'm gone! :D

newb
08-24-2012, 09:54 AM
Leaving for vaca bright and early tomorrow. You kids behave while I'm gone! :D

No YOU behave.

hope the weather is ok

hammerfan
08-24-2012, 09:59 AM
No YOU behave.

hope the weather is ok

I'll have no choice but to behave....I'll be with my mother! :D

Atraxi
08-24-2012, 11:54 AM
Leaving for vaca bright and early tomorrow. You kids behave while I'm gone! :D

Don't get caught in any storms!

hammerfan
08-24-2012, 12:37 PM
Don't get caught in any storms!

Haha, I hope not!

MichaelMyers
08-25-2012, 02:03 PM
Mummies disinterred, dressed up in Indonesia this weekend.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/mummies-new-wardrobe-part-ma-nene-ritual-indonesia-gallery-1.1143923#pmSlide=0

wizard of gore
08-25-2012, 07:27 PM
what the fuck is a cuntaloupe?

wizard of gore
08-25-2012, 11:32 PM
instruction "how to fuck your cuntaloupe"
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rFs0uVY_4rE/TOAqedIRfEI/AAAAAAAAI0A/HRiM-YmgoDQ/s1600/sex.toys.pumpkin.22.jpg

i hope your hand doesnt know about this

wizard of gore
08-26-2012, 08:25 PM
apparently i just bought a shirt saying:
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a969/a969_thumb.jpg
i really gotta stop drinking


oh, she doesn't mind. we have a very healthy relationships

http://i.qkme.me/359xjp.jpg

wizard of gore
08-26-2012, 11:41 PM
hey, i have no real friends so i can't msg them at 3am "oh shit i'm so drunk, pukin all over. wow, are those tomatoes from my tacos?".
you guys are my only family (and the other few on camwhore site). my fav chatrooms are all closed due to fuckin facebook madness. i have no way to post my bulshit anywhere but here:(

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjUQrvw4c8VtU2xEEogCJncxuTxutVj 9rND3Js0uvyy_fxGAoz





yes..i only reply in images now

Dara
08-27-2012, 12:49 AM
found a couple of american bdsm titties for dara.
http://www.bestgore.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/american-bdsm-500x333.jpgGood grief!!Ive got a massive hangover and nearly barfed up my liver after looking at that pic!...ta!*shudder*

Dara
08-27-2012, 03:39 AM
i need a hug now


tough american blue-tit masochists, you don't have those in UK:pWe do have blue tits!
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x411/stingle8/index.jpgLOOK!;)

Dara
08-29-2012, 04:59 AM
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x411/stingle8/2012-08-29-530.jpg Look at my creepy doll Maggot and my new hand cuff bracelet....LOOOOK AT THEM!!! LOOOK! LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOK!(good arent they? Made by Cayora and from over the pond)She arrived today and looks rather fetching in my gothic styled living room!
*dont look at my nails though!..im a minger*

ferretchucker
08-29-2012, 01:33 PM
Oh, HDC...how I betrayed you. Let's never be apart again.

bamahorrorfan87
08-31-2012, 03:15 PM
if great minds think alike what does good okay and poor minds think like

Zero
08-31-2012, 03:58 PM
Oh, HDC...how I betrayed you. Let's never be apart again.

ferretboy is back! let the celebration begin!!

wizard of gore
08-31-2012, 04:40 PM
ferretboy is back! let the celebration begin!!

zeros back! let the poo flinging begin!!

Dara
09-02-2012, 07:54 AM
Ive just got back from Bridgend in South Wales where my mate (who is the guitar technician for Bullet for my valentine )was getting married.Anyhoos,the band turned up at the wedding and I had to suppress laughter as in real life they are a bunch of hobbits!!.I felt like Godzilla in my wedding shoes and wanted to stomp on their teeny tiny heeds...but I didnt like,I just thought about it.

wizard of gore
09-02-2012, 10:50 AM
Dara;933205] I had to suppress laughter as in real life they are a bunch of hobbits!!]

i could of guessed that without seeing them in real life.


.I felt like Godzilla in my wedding shoes and wanted to stomp on their teeny tiny heeds...but I didnt like,I just thought about it.[/QUOTE]

i really wish you did ,would of made my day.

Dara
09-02-2012, 11:14 PM
Dara;933205] I had to suppress laughter as in real life they are a bunch of hobbits!!]

i could of guessed that without seeing them in real life.


.I felt like Godzilla in my wedding shoes and wanted to stomp on their teeny tiny heeds...but I didnt like,I just thought about it.

i really wish you did ,would of made my day.[/QUOTE]In honesty Padge is dead nice..the others are a complete bunch of tosspots and I would have gladly done a massive Godzilla squeal and flattened their skulls with my fook off heels!

hammerfan
09-03-2012, 03:46 AM
I'm back from vacation! Did ya miss me?! :p:D

Atraxi
09-03-2012, 11:40 PM
Welcome back! How did it go?

hammerfan
09-04-2012, 02:39 AM
Welcome back! How did it go?

Thank you! It was wonderful, Mom was completely surprised!

newb
09-04-2012, 10:07 AM
I'm back from vacation! Did ya miss me?! :p:D

Welcome back dear

we missed you and it looks like Isaac did as well. :D

hammerfan
09-04-2012, 10:10 AM
Welcome back dear

we missed you and it looks like Isaac did as well. :D

Yes, he did. He just gave us a glancing blow. Gave Mom and me some bonding time. :D

_____V_____
09-05-2012, 02:56 AM
Welcome back, hammerfan.

Got any wet T-shirt pics to share with us?

hammerfan
09-05-2012, 03:43 AM
Welcome back, hammerfan.

Got any wet T-shirt pics to share with us?

Nope

..................................

_____V_____
09-05-2012, 04:23 AM
Nope

..................................

"And then she added all those dots to her answer." ;)

hammerfan
09-05-2012, 04:25 AM
"And then she added all those dots to her answer." ;)

Damn 10 character rule!

_____V_____
09-05-2012, 04:30 AM
Damn 10 character rule!

Either that, or you were looking at the floor guiltily, scratching it with your big toe. :D

hammerfan
09-05-2012, 06:52 AM
Either that, or you were looking at the floor guiltily, scratching it with your big toe. :D

Have you looked at the pictures from vacation? I seriously need to lose about 50 lbs.!!!

_____V_____
09-05-2012, 11:28 AM
Have you looked at the pictures from vacation? I seriously need to lose about 50 lbs.!!!

Doesn't mean you can't have some wet tee shirt pics. ;)

hammerfan
09-05-2012, 11:38 AM
Doesn't mean you can't have some wet tee shirt pics. ;)

Ewwww, gross!!!

natthezombabeee
09-05-2012, 11:28 PM
I had really great pizza tonight I would love another slice however I don't want to eat anymore tums. worst heart burn EVER.

natthezombabeee
09-05-2012, 11:29 PM
screw it I want the pizza

wizard of gore
09-06-2012, 12:09 AM
i had burger fuel chocolate and heaps of coke,feel fat and disgusting,but my farts are really loud and smelly ,my fiance is loving it :D

natthezombabeee
09-06-2012, 01:40 PM
I'm out of goldfish need a cigarette and don't wanna do this bikini wax :|

natthezombabeee
09-06-2012, 05:18 PM
don't. lets bring back hairy pussies

lmfao I wish it was an option for me not to. but I need to get paid right ? I hate waxing vaginas. so awkward.

Dara
09-06-2012, 10:53 PM
Debbie does Dallas afro pubis for the win!

ferretchucker
09-07-2012, 03:03 PM
Velvet ropes wield far too much power.

natthezombabeee
09-07-2012, 06:07 PM
certified vagina waxer?

yes lol. it's rediculous how this came to be too I wanted to do special effects make up and someone suggested I get my license in aesthetics first so I did and now I'm at a spa waxing and doing facials all day.

natthezombabeee
09-07-2012, 06:08 PM
milk coffee is the shit. :3

crabapple
09-07-2012, 08:04 PM
That cat is lounging on the floor, looking really pleased about something.

fortunato
09-07-2012, 09:16 PM
That cat is lounging on the floor, looking really pleased about something.

My cat is an asshole and needs to get a job.

natthezombabeee
09-07-2012, 09:41 PM
My cat is an asshole and needs to get a job.

lmfao I filed my cats nails today because she was driving me insane with her cheap shots.

Dara
09-08-2012, 07:29 AM
lmfao I filed my cats nails today because she was driving me insane with her cheap shots.You need boy cats..they are nicer than women ones!

natthezombabeee
09-08-2012, 10:13 PM
You need boy cats..they are nicer than women ones!

we have a boy too his name is George lol. my Fiance has had him since before he met me. but he's the worst I mean he can be nice something but he just tends to hang out in the window out of everyone's reach he doesn't like being pet or anything. whenever you pet him he cleans himself. he's a jerk lol but the other day I was in the bathroom and he just sit on my lap wtf?! weird cat.

natthezombabeee
09-08-2012, 10:25 PM
sneezing my face off fml :|

crabapple
09-09-2012, 12:01 PM
i has boy cats and they is troublemakers
:eek:

Dara
09-09-2012, 11:14 PM
i has boy cats and they is troublemakers
:eek:
They sense your underlying naughtiness and feed off it!!(or summink!)

Zero
09-09-2012, 11:17 PM
i has boy cats and they is troublemakers
:eek:

too many poohnuts in their diet

wizard of gore
09-10-2012, 11:44 PM
buying a house hurts my brains

Posher778
09-11-2012, 09:53 PM
every time i take aleve after drinking i think my stomach will bleeeeed

Dara
09-11-2012, 10:35 PM
Why do I always end up with the naughty mentalist children at work?? Im like a magnet to them.Im getting too old for this job

Dara
09-11-2012, 10:54 PM
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x411/stingle8/551913_10200556846462750_1994260306_n.jpg For Hammerfan.

wizard of gore
09-12-2012, 12:38 AM
Why do I always end up with the naughty mentalist children at work?? Im like a magnet to them.Im getting too old for this job

coz your the mentalist teacher?my missus mums a teacher and she gets the mentalist kids,and shes a mental herself

hammerfan
09-12-2012, 02:36 AM
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x411/stingle8/551913_10200556846462750_1994260306_n.jpg For Hammerfan.

LOL! Thank you, Dara!

Dara
09-12-2012, 08:02 AM
coz your the mentalist teacher?my missus mums a teacher and she gets the mentalist kids,and shes a mental herself
Why thankies!! Youre probably right though!

The Villain
09-12-2012, 02:39 PM
Is life just an endless cycle of work, home, work, home?

Damn I miss my girlfriend

newb
09-12-2012, 06:03 PM
Is life just an endless cycle of work, home, work, home?

Damn I miss my girlfriend

just during the week


Then it's BEER & Party time

wizard of gore
09-12-2012, 08:22 PM
Is life just an endless cycle of work, home, work, home?


yes ,and then you go to hell and burn forever

Angra
09-13-2012, 01:06 PM
How does people with very long fingernails wipe their ass?

The Villain
09-13-2012, 02:54 PM
yes ,and then you go to hell and burn forever

I think i like Newb's answer better

wizard of gore
09-13-2012, 04:11 PM
I think i like Newb's answer better

his answers an old man fantasy

DraculaInDallas
09-13-2012, 07:02 PM
Where in the fuck was Cutler throwing that pass??? :confused:

Posher778
09-13-2012, 07:31 PM
Where in the fuck was Cutler throwing that pass??? :confused:


Hey you long lost old fucker

fortunato
09-13-2012, 09:50 PM
Where in the fuck was Cutler throwing that pass??? :confused:

Shiiiiit. That was a pathetic game.
7 sacks, 4 interceptions?

hammerfan
09-14-2012, 02:14 AM
Where in the fuck was Cutler throwing that pass??? :confused:

Where the HELL have you been?! :eek:

crabapple
09-14-2012, 08:10 AM
We were gonna watch "The Vampire Lovers" but we were waiting for Drac in Dallas to show up. I wonder if Drac in Dallas has seen "Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter"? Heard it had a lot of fans in Texas. They're hip over there!

wizard of gore
09-17-2012, 08:54 PM
exercise sux,they say you feel better after some exercise..i felt better before

wizard of gore
09-17-2012, 09:47 PM
he hates everything that moves dogs and children


thats good,maybe he will bite off a young childs face some day

wizard of gore
09-21-2012, 01:04 PM
it's time to shut off signatures. getting pretty unbearable with all the BR madness

why arn't you in BR you lazy fuck

Dara
09-22-2012, 12:55 AM
why arn't you?!:DYeah you lazy tits! A wealth of knowledge between you too!! Hurumph!!,I work full time in school,then I have to go and clean bogs and THEN I have to come home and clean the home and feed my demanding teenage sons...Yet,I still make time for BR...im probably going to die early on in the proceedings though as im thick and dont understand the time differences.OOOh and look at my sig!!,good innit?

wizard of gore
09-22-2012, 10:48 AM
Yeah you lazy tits! A wealth of knowledge between you too!! Hurumph!!,I work full time in school,then I have to go and clean bogs and THEN I have to come home and clean the home and feed my demanding teenage sons...Yet,I still make time for BR...im probably going to die early on in the proceedings though as im thick and dont understand the time differences.OOOh and look at my sig!!,good innit?

yeah poor you,i bet all those holidays are a bitch too....hurumph!

Sentinel65
09-22-2012, 04:09 PM
The more the merrier I guess, and the more people to butcher with machetes too. If there was a cannibal themed question I think Медвежуть would have that done in a second.

Dara
09-23-2012, 01:06 AM
yeah poor you,i bet all those holidays are a bitch too....hurumph!Holidays??? you call them holidays?? I have to spend them with my three TEENAGE sons!! Thats PUNISHMENT!!!!

InfernusChickx
09-24-2012, 05:22 AM
I am thinking how friggin wet I'm gonna get walking to collect my 4 year old :-(
not happy!!!

Fearonsarms
09-24-2012, 05:34 PM
I am thinking how friggin wet I'm gonna get walking to collect my 4 year old :-(
not happy!!!

I got soaked here in Lpool too-I hope there's no floods

wizard of gore
09-24-2012, 11:23 PM
didnt know they really did use to shrink heads.....what a dumb shit

natthezombabeee
09-25-2012, 05:42 AM
for whatever reason my bed is extremely comfortable this morning (:

crabapple
09-26-2012, 06:16 AM
Chickens sometimes have an eeeeeevil look in their eyes!

hammerfan
09-26-2012, 06:18 AM
Chickens sometimes have an eeeeeevil look in their eyes!

Especially right before they peck your eyes out!