The first ever Mighty HDC Battle Royale

[newb]

That ENTIRE exchange was funny as hell...And THIS was the perfect ending to it...You guys should get a show :)

we can call it The Golden Boys

:D

[ferretchucker]

my urge to tell you to shut up is great you noob.

Plays on words are fun.

[newb]

can't we all just get together...put on our Nike sneakers...sing Koombaya and drink the Kool-Aid?

[ferretchucker]

I's prefer some sugar free tasteless-aid

[neverending]

can't we all just get together...put on our Nike sneakers...sing Koombaya and drink the Kool-Aid?

See, he's too young to understand that reference....

[ferretchucker]

From my confusion, I can tell I am.

[Rayne]

See, he's too young to understand that reference....
HAHAHA...I got it






Oh...wait....


:(

[_____V_____]

THE REWARD FOR WINNING CHALLENGE #11


I welcome The HDC Machetes to the Battle Royale Reward Chamber.

All of you have big, round bags in front of you...labeled - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Each one of you may choose 1 bag for yourself, and the contents of that bag will be yours for keeps.

Send me your choice of bag # in a PM.

If two of you choose the same bag, the first chooser of THAT bag gets the contents...the second chooser gets NOTHING, and so on.

You have until Noon EST tomorrow to make your choices so...choose wisely!

[urgeok2]

All of you have big, round bags in front of you...labeled - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.


1= 3 pounds of used dental floss
2= sheeps intestines
3= 1 health pack and a kick in the nuts
4= a pair of old gym socks
5= a bag of cat litter - soiled
6 = a picture of a colon operation in progress
7 = a howard the duck t-shirt
8 = zero's bicycle seat - and 1 health pack - and a kick in the nuts

[_____V_____]

Updated Status Position after Challenge #11 Results Meeting


The HDC Machetes

Zero - 28 HPs,

Rayne - 39 HPs,

Posher778 - 23 HPs,

The Return - 14 HPs,

Psycom5K - 25 HPs,

Illdojo (Rod's reinforcement) - 23 HPs,

Dude Guadalupe - 29 HPs,

Austin316426808 - 23 HPs.




The HDC WitchBlades

newb - 25 HPs,

Freak - 15 HPs,

urgeok2 - 30 HPs,

Despare - 4 HPs,

Disease - 26 HPs,

ChronoGrl - Severely Wounded, (6 bullets)

bloody ribcut - 10 HPs,

X¤MurderDoll¤X - 14 HPs.

[Papillon Noir]

From my confusion, I can tell I am.

Jonestown - 70's crazy cult, commited suicide/mass murder by drinking poisoned Kool-Aid.

[urgeok2]

Updated Status Position after Challenge #11 Results Meeting


The HDC Machetes

Zero - 28 HPs,

Rayne - 39 HPs,

Posher778 - 23 HPs,

The Return - 14 HPs,

Psycom5K - 25 HPs,

Illdojo (Rod's reinforcement) - 23 HPs,

Dude Guadalupe - 29 HPs,

Austin316426808 - 23 HPs.




The HDC WitchBlades

newb - 25 HPs,

Freak - 15 HPs,

urgeok2 - 30 HPs,

Despare - 4 HPs,

Disease - 26 HPs,

ChronoGrl - Severely Wounded, (6 bullets)

bloody ribcut - 10 HPs,

X¤MurderDoll¤X - 14 HPs.



what the fuck ?

my health went up ??!!! is this some form of torture ?

[neverending]

You get health packs after each challenge, for your correct answers.


You've been in the game since the beginning, right?

[newb]

You get health packs after each challenge, for your correct answers.

its a good thing somebody is paying attention;)

[The_Return]

what the fuck ?

my health went up ??!!! is this some form of torture ?

Good strategy, but I do believe you're laying it on a little thick;)

And for the record, the Jonestown cultists were actually drinking Flavor-Aid...its a common misconception.

[neverending]

Good strategy, but I do believe you're laying it on a little thick;)

And for the record, the Jonestown cultists were actually drinking Flavor-Aid...its a common misconception.

And the Heaven's Gate members wore the Nikes- but Newb is so old we forgive him not being able to keep things straight.

[newb]

All of you have big, round bags in front of you...labeled - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.


1. a big bag of you suck
2. a big bag eat shit
3. a bigger bag of you suck
4. spicy ranch doritos
5. a big bag of balls...because none of you have any
6. glasses....because you can't aim for shit
7. did I say a bag of you suck
8. your momma

[newb]

And the Heaven's Gate members wore the Nikes- but Newb is so old we forgive him not being able to keep things straight.

I knew that....I was combining my cult groups

I should have thrown in "drink our Kool Aid until the F.B.I. came and burnt us down

[urgeok2]

You get health packs after each challenge, for your correct answers.


You've been in the game since the beginning, right?

i dont remember reading that and i hadnt been paying attention to my health packs - just the other teams...

i figured we just got them when we won a challenge

[Rayne]

All of you have big, round bags in front of you...labeled - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.


1= 3 pounds of used dental floss
2= sheeps intestines
3= 1 health pack and a kick in the nuts
4= a pair of old gym socks
5= a bag of cat litter - soiled
6 = a picture of a colon operation in progress
7 = a howard the duck t-shirt
8 = zero's bicycle seat - and 1 health pack - and a kick in the nutsHAHAHAHA...I already made my choice...And apparently...I now have "nuts"

Well...My mother always said that I had "more balls than brains" (She really did)...:D

[urgeok2]

Good strategy, but I do believe you're laying it on a little thick;)

.

did you stay up late 2 nights in a row when you were dead ass tired - trying to find 15 movies in a collection of thousands - then ripping 8 caps from each of them (oh - and manually forwarding the laserdiscs to the end because some of them dont have any fucking chapters ...)-

then renaming them and converting to jpg.

then seperating them into 8 groups.

then creating 8 folders on photobucket and uploading the pics in each one

then emailing everyone with the information ..

and then losing the challenge ??


i'm not laying it on thick at all - trust me ... i'm tired.

[newb]

did you stay up late 2 nights in a row when you were dead ass tired - trying to find 15 movies in a collection of thousands - then ripping 8 caps from each of them (oh - and manually forwarding the laserdiscs to the end because some of them dont have any fucking chapters ...)-

then renaming them and converting to jpg.

then seperating them into 8 groups.

then creating 8 folders on photobucket and uploading the pics in each one

then emailing everyone with the information ..

and then losing the challenge ??


i'm not laying it on thick at all - trust me ... i'm tired.

damn....i'm tired just from reading that


if it helps....."Thank You urgeok"

[_____V_____]

did you stay up late 2 nights in a row when you were dead ass tired - trying to find 15 movies in a collection of thousands - then ripping 8 caps from each of them (oh - and manually forwarding the laserdiscs to the end because some of them dont have any fucking chapters ...)-

then renaming them and converting to jpg.

then seperating them into 8 groups.

then creating 8 folders on photobucket and uploading the pics in each one

then emailing everyone with the information ..

and then losing the challenge ??


i'm not laying it on thick at all - trust me ... i'm tired.


Damn...


You just won a TON more of my respect and admiration, Dave. Hats off!

And sorry...

[The_Return]

did you stay up late 2 nights in a row when you were dead ass tired - trying to find 15 movies in a collection of thousands - then ripping 8 caps from each of them (oh - and manually forwarding the laserdiscs to the end because some of them dont have any fucking chapters ...)-

then renaming them and converting to jpg.

then seperating them into 8 groups.

then creating 8 folders on photobucket and uploading the pics in each one

then emailing everyone with the information ..

and then losing the challenge ??


i'm not laying it on thick at all - trust me ... i'm tired.

Ouch...sorry I said anything man. Thats rough.

[urgeok2]

it's not a huge deal - i just cant do it until after my family goes to bed ..



i must be doing something wrong though - because the other guys did it - and did it a lot better than i did obviously.

(i have no idea how else to do it)

[newb]

Damn...


You just won a TON more of my respect and admiration, Dave. Hats off!

And sorry...

Respect is nice ....but we want rocket launchers........5 for each member

[_____V_____]

it's not a huge deal - i just cant do it until after my family goes to bed ..

i must be doing something wrong though - because the other guys did it - and did it a lot better than i did obviously.

(i have no idea how else to do it)

You did the same as them. And dont forget, ALL of you could not find Danza Macabra aka Castle of Blood either.

Although the differences came with the pics. They did it smartly, and uploaded it to THEIR OWN photobuckets, even if they were forwarded by one particular group member.

Ergo, they scored the points.

[urgeok2]

They did it smartly, and uploaded it to THEIR OWN photobuckets, even if they were forwarded by one particular group member.

Ergo, they scored the points.

it was my fault - i forgot to remind people to do it that way ...

[ferretchucker]

Silly people, cheats are for twits!

[Rayne]

You did the same as them. And dont forget, ALL of you could not find Danza Macabra aka Castle of Blood either.

Although the differences came with the pics. They did it smartly, and uploaded it to THEIR OWN photobuckets, even if they were forwarded by one particular group member.

Actually...Only 2 of our team didn't contribute in THIS one, because they couldn't really figure out how.

Dustin and I helped each other.

Posher had to LEARN how to get the images from the films to his computer...I taught him how to do that, and only sent him 4 actual images (via Yahoo).

Zero and Return did theirs all by themselves, with the exception of maybe one or two (maybe 3) pictures...And Return sent us all LINKS to the sites where we could find some of these movies to stream.

Honest to Bob :)

I'm very proud of my team...I think we work together very well.

And yes, the Castle Of Blood thing sucked...NONE of us could find it at all.

[Zero]

did you stay up late 2 nights in a row when you were dead ass tired - trying to find 15 movies in a collection of thousands - then ripping 8 caps from each of them (oh - and manually forwarding the laserdiscs to the end because some of them dont have any fucking chapters ...)-

then renaming them and converting to jpg.

then seperating them into 8 groups.

then creating 8 folders on photobucket and uploading the pics in each one

then emailing everyone with the information ..

and then losing the challenge ??


i'm not laying it on thick at all - trust me ... i'm tired.

the difference is we did all that but didn't lose ---- sucker!

(oh and i'm glad i found my bicycle seat!)

[Rayne]

Just checking to see if all of my team members sent in their reward choices

If so, great :)...If not...Get the lead out :p

[The_Return]

Mine's in:)

[Rayne]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/Excellent.png

[ferretchucker]

I can't remember if you answered this ___V___. Right at the beginning of this, you started saying we were overlooking a big part. What was it?

[Rayne]

I can't remember if you answered this ___V___. Right at the beginning of this, you started saying we were overlooking a big part. What was it?
Maybe it was about how we're all going to face off against each other, in the end :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

UGH...I bet Austin put them together in notepad, then copy/pasted them onto his PM...Sometimes when you do that, the links get a space in them, and they show up as 'removed or deleted'...Almost happened to ME once, but I ALWAYS send my answers to myself and make sure everything's working, before I send them to V


Oh well...Whatever happened...I'm betting there was a space in there...And...Live and Learn...


To picture folder, to photobucket, IMG to pm, previewed message and everything showed up, haven't moved or deleted 'em.... I have no idea.

[urgeok2]

Right at the beginning of this, you started saying we were overlooking a big part. What was it?




he was watching a Peter North video at the time ..

he said HE was overlooking a big part.

[neverending]

he was watching a Peter North video at the time ..

he said HE was overlooking a big part.

ow.... that was bad

[urgeok2]

ow.... that was bad


what - after a year or so you think my jokes would have gotten better or something ?

not a chance !!

[Psycom5k]

(oh and i'm glad i found my bicycle seat!)

Is it a banana seat?

[Posher778]

Mine's in.... I want my presents

[urgeok2]

Is it a banana seat?


good one :)

[ChronoGrl]

The HDC WitchBlades


Freak - 04 points (*ALL images, except two, are hotlinked to Urge's PhotoBucket)

Despare - 24 points (*Metropolis pic had no cast OR casting)

X¤MurderDoll¤X - 22 points (*Metropolis pic had no cast OR casting, & Meet The Feebles pic had no voice-over list)

Disease - 24 points (*Metropolis pic had no cast OR casting)

ChronoGrl - 02 points (*ALL images, except one, are hotlinked to Urge's PhotoBucket)

Newb - 02 points (*Meet The Feebles pic had voice-over list, rest of the pics hotlinked to Urge's PhotoBucket)

Urgeok2 - 24 points (*Metropolis pic had no cast OR casting)

Bloody_Ribcut - 00 points (*No Entry Submitted)

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TOTAL - 102 points

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This means that...THE MACHETES HAVE WON CHALLENGE #11!! (yet again)

Let's see what they have won...and what's in store for The Witchblades...

Ok, Urge, I'm sorry, but that's actually pretty funny... In a sort of fucked up kind of way... Sorry about that. I should have known better but was still battling the flu while simultaneously working on getting promoted (which should happen in the next week!!).

...

anyway

...

WITCHFISTS - Please check my PM before firing shots. ;)

[Zero]

banana seat - whooo boy - its like an episode of Hee Haw in here!

[massacre man]

banana seat - whooo boy - its like an episode of Hee Haw in here!

Hehehe... now here's Newb!

[_____V_____]

Update


3 choices have been made in The Reward Chamber...

1 Witchblade has fired his 44 Magnum three times...

[_____V_____]

Another Update


7 Machetes have made their choices in The Reward Chamber...


No other WitchBlade has fired their Magnum...

[GorePhobia]

They have untill noon tomorrow to make their shots right?

[Psycom5k]

They have untill noon tomorrow to make their shots right?

No until noon a week from tomorrow...

[GorePhobia]

LOL

Alright John thanks for that.

[_____V_____]

2 more WitchBlade guns have blazed through the night...

[Rayne]

I have a feeling that Illdojo isn't aware of what we're doing...I hope he's able to get on board soon.

[Disease]

Bang bang, you're dead!

[_____V_____]

I have a feeling that Illdojo isn't aware of what we're doing...I hope he's able to get on board soon.

He has 2 PMs in his PM box, waiting for his eyes.




1 Machete left to make his choice,

5 WitchBlades yet to shoot their Magnums.

[ferretchucker]

Don't you see how mad this forcing people to shoot is?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fu-XejZXic&feature=related

[urgeok2]

7 WitchBlades yet to shoot their Magnums.

there's only 8 of us and you said last time 2 people shot ??

[_____V_____]

there's only 8 of us and you said last time 2 people shot ??

Whoops...yes. I stand corrected. :o

[urgeok2]

Whoops...yes. I stand corrected. :o

which way ?

[_____V_____]

Update


1 Machete yet to choose,

2 WitchBlades yet to fire their Magnums.


Time left for the deadline - 1 hour 21 minutes and counting.

[Disease]

Why can't you tell us who hasn't fired so we can hunt them down?

[_____V_____]

Sure.

It's Bloody Ribcut & Newb. ;)

[urgeok2]

well if they read this ..


NEWB ... shoot Bloody_Ribcut.

Bloody_Ribcut - shoot me.



i have the sinking feeling that we're all gonna get shot 15 times.

[Rayne]

Why can't you tell us who hasn't fired so we can hunt them down?
No need...If just ONE of them doesn't fire in a little over an hour, they'll both get hit really good...Of course, so will the rest of you :p

[Rayne]

i have the sinking feeling that we're all gonna get shot 15 times.That will leave you with 3 less team members.

[Disease]

No need...If just ONE of them doesn't fire in a little over an hour, they'll both get hit really good...Of course, so will the rest of you :p

That's what I'm afraid of..... :o

[Rayne]

That's what I'm afraid of..... :o

Aww..It's okay, you'll survive


But...You'll be digging graves for Despare, Ribcut, and Chrono

[Disease]

Aww..It's okay, you'll survive


But...You'll be digging graves for Despare, Ribcut, and Chrono

It's not fair, it's just not fair....


http://www.inhisname.org/Child_crying-1.jpg

[Rayne]

It's not fair, it's just not fair....
I just think it's really odd that Newb hasn't shot yet (Not surprised about Gus :p)

[newb]

don't get your panties into a bunch withcblades


my gun is empty:D

[urgeok2]

sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture (the lone ranger theme to you uncouth rabble) :


We are fucked we are fucked
we are fucked - fucked - fucked
We are fucked we are fucked
we are fucked - fucked - fucked

We are fucked we are fucked
we are fucked - fucked - fucked

we are fuuuuuuuuuucked

we are real-y fuuuuuuucked.



thank you and goodnight.

[Rayne]

don't get your panties into a bunch withcblades


my gun is empty:D
So now it's up to Bloody Ribcut

Will he swoop in, just in the nick of time and save the lives of himself and 2 of his team members?

OR

Will he commit suicide and 2 murders?

Another exciting round :)

[Disease]

So now it's up to Bloody Ribcut

Will he swoop in, just in the nick of time and save the lives of himself and 2 of his team members?

OR

Will he commit suicide and 2 murders?

Another exciting round :)

I'm not feeling to confident, he didn't even submit his answers this round...

[_____V_____]

my gun is empty

Dropped the bullets somewhere? :p

And empty your PM box, gramps.

[Rayne]

I'm not feeling to confident, he didn't even submit his answers this round...Uh Oh...

That's a shame


I really wanted to square off against Despare at some point in the game :p

[urgeok2]

Uh Oh...

That's a shame


I really wanted to square off against Despare at some point in the game :p



you would have too - i tried to give him all my health packs ,.,, then V said we couldnt

[Disease]

Um, I know this is probably not going to happen, but can I get traded to the Machetes, RIGHT NOW! Aparently Rayne wants to be on the Witchblades team, she keeps pestering me with pm's to trade with her...

[Rayne]

V, may we take a vote for possible disqualification?


Ribcut has failed to meet his team obligations twice

Illdojo still isn't aware that he has been placed on our team (I'm not too concerned about this, as he serves as a placeholder for now, it could only potentially cause a problem in the next challenge).

Yet, I think it would be fair to consider both for disqualification, and also fair if both teams voted on it.


We want to win...But...Not this way...

[Rayne]

Um, I know this is probably not going to happen, but can I get traded to the Machetes, RIGHT NOW! Aparently Rayne wants to be on the Witchblades team, she keeps pestering me with pm's to trade with her...
HAHAHA...You're a dork!...But, I love ya


And that was extremely cute :)

[_____V_____]

V, may we take a vote for possible disqualification?


Ribcut has failed to meet his team obligations twice

Illdojo still isn't aware that he has been placed on our team (I'm not too concerned about this, as he serves as a placeholder for now, it could only potentially cause a problem in the next challenge).

Yet, I think it would be fair to consider both for disqualification, and also fair if both teams voted on it.


We want to win...But...Not this way...


Well, I am all for it.

Since it will be only fair to The WitchBlades who are sitting ducks, and The Machetes who are a member short.

If, by the deadline, either Bloody Ribcut or Illdojo don't show up...The Hunting Season for this challenge stands scratched.

We will have bodies though...

[The_Return]

V, may we take a vote for possible disqualification?


Ribcut has failed to meet his team obligations twice

Illdojo still isn't aware that he has been placed on our team (I'm not too concerned about this, as he serves as a placeholder for now, it could only potentially cause a problem in the next challenge).

Yet, I think it would be fair to consider both for disqualification, and also fair if both teams voted on it.


We want to win...But...Not this way...

I'll second Rayne on this one...it's just no fun when people dont want to / dont have time to play.

[The_Return]

...The Hunting Season for this challenge stands scratched...

Would the Rewards Chamber be canceled as well?

[ferretchucker]

Yeh. Then bring back the dead!

[urgeok2]

i get a kick out of how everyone shows up to see what happens on the deadline times :)

spectators hoping for a glimpse of carnage :D

[Rayne]

Well, I am all for it.

Since it will be only fair to The WitchBlades who are sitting ducks, and The Machetes who are a member short.

If, by the deadline, either Bloody Ribcut or Illdojo don't show up...The Hunting Season for this challenge stands scratched.

We will have bodies though...Would it really have to be scratched?...The other Witchblades have all submitted their shots...The other Machetes have all submitted their rewards...And that last challenge was a bitch (it was FUN, but it was tough...Perfect, actually :))

[Rayne]

i get a kick out of how everyone shows up to see what happens on the deadline times :)

spectators hoping for a glimpse of carnage :D
That's why I really believe a vote at this time would be fair...The 'dedicated' are here :)

[jenna26]

spectators hoping for a glimpse of carnage :D

Yep.....;) Others must join US......muhahahaha....:)

[urgeok2]

..And that last challenge was a bitch (it was FUN, but it was tough...Perfect, actually :))


going by that - here's another example of what you must consider to be fun :

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n179/jb989/a_kick_in_the_nuts.jpg

[Rayne]

going by that - here's another example of what you must consider to be fun :

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n179/jb989/a_kick_in_the_nuts.jpg

HAHA...Well, being female I can't really relate to that analogy...So, I'll just equate that last challenge to rough, hardcore sex...Which I like, and you don't :p

[Disease]

going by that - here's another example of what you must consider to be fun :

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n179/jb989/a_kick_in_the_nuts.jpg

She probably would....

[_____V_____]

Would the Rewards Chamber be canceled as well?

Nope. You earned the hard-fought and much deserving win, so you will get the winnings alright.


Would it really have to be scratched?...The other Witchblades have all submitted their shots...The other Machetes have all submitted their rewards...And that last challenge was a bitch (it was FUN, but it was tough...Perfect, actually :))

Yep, because it's a team game - whether finding the answers OR hunting in The Zone.

The Challenge stands, as does its result. As does the winnings, too.

[Rayne]

The Challenge stands, as does its result. As does the winnings, too.Fair enough :)

[newb]

Dropped the bullets somewhere? :p

And empty your PM box, gramps.

you didn't get my pm?:confused:

[_____V_____]

DEADLINE IS UP!!


you didn't get my pm?:confused:

I did, a few mins ago.

Tried to PM you but it said your PM box was full.

[Rayne]

you didn't get my pm?:confused:
Shh...Sweetie...I believe that was a joke at the expense of your age, and new 'Grandpa' status ;)

[urgeok2]

So, I'll just equate that last challenge to rough, hardcore sex...Which I like, and you don't :p



no - not these days - i dont think my heart is up to it

[newb]

HAHA...Well, being female I can't really relate to that analogy...So, I'll just equate that last challenge to rough, hardcore sex...Which I like, and you don't :p

by "hardcore" you mean "leave the lights on"?

[urgeok2]

by "hardcore" you mean "leave the lights on"?


yeah and like S & M ... you know .. where you tie the wife up - so you can finally get a good nights sleep.

[Rayne]

no - not these days - i dont think my heart is up to it

by "hardcore" you mean "leave the lights on"?

yeah and like S & M ... you know .. where you tie the wife up - so you can finally get a good nights sleep.


:D...I swear, I love you guys http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/Emoticons/BlowKiss.gif

[_____V_____]

RESULTS OF ROUND 11 OF THE HUNTING SEASON ZONE OUTING


(The gates are opened, and the Witchblades are let back in)


I welcome both - The HDC Machetes and The HDC WitchBlades back to your post-Zone meeting.

Since there was a member in The Zone who decided to skip it, all Magnums fired in the Zone stand barrel and trigger-locked.


There is a penalty for skipping shooting in The Zone, but there is a MORE SEVERE PENALTY for skipping an entire Challenge AND shooting in The Zone.


Two contestants have been found guilty of such a grave misdeed, and so will pay for their actions. Any Health Packs in their possession are stripped away and stashed back in The Battle Royale Medics Center, and they will dearly pay for their actions!!


It is a tough decision, but the decorum of Battle Royale has to be maintained. All contestants have suffered immensely because of non-participation of a few, and let this be a lesson to all of them.





Machete Illdojo :- You were confirmed as Roderick Usher's replacement, yet you failed to report to the Machetes - either for The Challenge OR for The Rewards.




WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut :- You were an active participator till the last Challenge ended, and now your entire group stands losing #11 AND in the firing line only because of your no-show for Challenge #11 AND The Hunting Season Zone.





The action has been deemed unforgivable, and hence...you both are sentenced to be SHOT 20 TIMES BY THE SNIPERS of The Firing Squad!!


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff7/Jamil_az/Firing_Squad.jpg



(Snipers take aim, and FIRE)





Machete Illdojo is DEAD!!

WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut is DEAD!!




I will let both groups regroup for a bit in their bunkers, before moving on...

[Rayne]

yeah and like S & M ... you know .. where you tie the wife up - so you can finally get a good nights sleep.
Psst...Actually...That part would be B&D ;)

[urgeok2]

Psst...Actually...That part would be B&D ;)

depends on what you do to her when she's tied up .. but whatever...

i'm more into GB & S

(get into bed and sleep)

[Disease]

Dead wieght, O.k, I'm ready to move on...

[ferretchucker]

I demand a recount! More must join us dead folk!

[Rayne]

depends on what you do to her when she's tied up
Well...You said you'd go to sleep :p

Hmm...Now that I think about it...If Dustin tied ME up and then went to sleep...That WOULD be sadistic!...Okay...You win :)

[Psycom5k]

hmmmm I wonder what goodies I got from my satchel.

[Rayne]

hmmmm I wonder what goodies I got from my satchel.
According to Newb and Urge...You have won:

All of you have big, round bags in front of you...labeled - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.


1= 3 pounds of used dental floss
2= sheeps intestines
3= 1 health pack and a kick in the nuts
4= a pair of old gym socks
5= a bag of cat litter - soiled
6 = a picture of a colon operation in progress
7 = a howard the duck t-shirt
8 = zero's bicycle seat - and 1 health pack - and a kick in the nuts

All of you have big, round bags in front of you...labeled - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.


1. a big bag of you suck
2. a big bag eat shit
3. a bigger bag of you suck
4. spicy ranch doritos
5. a big bag of balls...because none of you have any
6. glasses....because you can't aim for shit
7. did I say a bag of you suck
8. your momma

I'll take the T-Shirt if you don't want it :D

[Psycom5k]

According to Newb and Urge...You have won:





I'll take the T-Shirt if you don't want it :D

Nah I'll keep the teeshirt. You just get your nuts kicked.

[Rayne]

Nah I'll keep the teeshirt. You just get your nuts kicked.

Hey, I also get a 'bigger bag of you suck' than you get...


Oh...Wait...

:o

[Psycom5k]

Hey, I also get a 'bigger bag of you suck' than you get...


Oh...Wait...

:o

Haha, at least I came out of this with a relatively decent sized bag of suck and a teeshirt, you became a hermaprodite and got a bigger bag of you suck.

[_____V_____]

THE REWARD CHAMBER


The bags are taken out, and will be opened in the order The Machetes have chosen them.


Bag #1 - Chosen by Machete Return - contains A Crossbow with 7 Arrows!

Bag #2 - Chosen by Machete Austin - contains A 44 Magnum with 8 bullets!

Bag #3 - Chosen by Machete Rayne - contains A shotgun with 5 shells!

Bag #4 - Left "Un-chosen" - contained A Rocket Launcher with 2 Rockets!


more to come...

[Rayne]

Haha, at least I came out of this with a relatively decent sized bag of suck and a teeshirt, you became a hermaprodite and got a bigger bag of you suck.
lol...The funny thing is...Dustin won 'a big bag of balls'...But, he already has one of those :D

And that was TERRIBLE :o

[Psycom5k]

OOOH OOH OOH CAN i TRADE FOR THE ROCKET???

[_____V_____]

Bag #5 - Chosen by Machete Dude - contains A six-shooter which is fully loaded with 6 bullets!

Bag #6 - Chosen by Machete Posher - contains A Grenade Launcher with 1 Grenade!!

Bag #7 - Chosen by Machete Psycom - contains A double-barreled Shotgun with 6 shells!

Bag #8 - Chosen by Machete Zero - contains A M16 Machine Gun with a 9-cartridge box!


Those are your winnings...and you can keep them with you for use whenever you feel them fit.

[Rayne]

THE REWARD CHAMBER


Bag #3 - Chosen by Machete Rayne - contains A shotgun with 5 shells!



Fate always gives me the least amount of firepower...Perhaps I can't be trusted with more :D

[Psycom5k]

Fate always gives me the least amount of firepower...Perhaps I can't be trusted with more :D

This coming from the one person in this challenge that could survive a nuke.

[urgeok2]

lol...The funny thing is...Dustin won 'a big bag of balls'...But, he already has one of those :D



there's just no way you can make that sound attractive.


http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll96/Mudduck82879/a5fbbfd9058f.jpg

[The_Return]

Yeah man, like V says...we DID win, and we ARE heading to the reward chamber - which, in the long run, will likely allow us to take out even more than we would have as hunters.

...but NO, not like anyone would listen to ME or anything...:D

[Rayne]

This coming from the one person in this challenge that could survive a nuke.

I suppose it evens out, huh?

The monkey ends up with the biggest arsenal AGAIN...Yet, I can't be trusted...'Fate' must be a psycho...lol

[Psycom5k]

OOOOH double barreled shotgun with 6 shells... this could be useful

[Rayne]

there's just no way you can make that sound attractive.

HaHa, true...But, he's quite proud of it...I just figured it was a guy thing...I sure wouldn't want 'em...I still don't understand how you guys can sit down without...well...:D

[urgeok2]

HaHa, true...But, he's quite proud of it...I just figured it was a guy thing...I sure wouldn't want 'em...I still don't understand how you guys can sit down without...well...:D


underwear keeps them in line and out of harms way.

but yeah - the whole 'nuts' thing .. i cant figure out why all women arent lesbians after getting their first glimpse of that atrocity.

[Rayne]

but yeah - the whole 'nuts' thing .. i cant figure out why all women arent lesbians after getting their first glimpse of that atrocity.I still remember the very first time I saw them...I couldn't help but laugh, they just looked so weird...I didn't have time to stop and think about how laughing at that particular moment might affect my BF:o

[ChronoGrl]

RESULTS OF ROUND 11 OF THE HUNTING SEASON ZONE OUTING


(The gates are opened, and the Witchblades are let back in)


I welcome both - The HDC Machetes and The HDC WitchBlades back to your post-Zone meeting.

Since there was a member in The Zone who decided to skip it, all Magnums fired in the Zone stand barrel and trigger-locked.


There is a penalty for skipping shooting in The Zone, but there is a MORE SEVERE PENALTY for skipping an entire Challenge AND shooting in The Zone.


Two contestants have been found guilty of such a grave misdeed, and so will pay for their actions. Any Health Packs in their possession are stripped away and stashed back in The Battle Royale Medics Center, and they will dearly pay for their actions!!


It is a tough decision, but the decorum of Battle Royale has to be maintained. All contestants have suffered immensely because of non-participation of a few, and let this be a lesson to all of them.





Machete Illdojo :- You were confirmed as Roderick Usher's replacement, yet you failed to report to the Machetes - either for The Challenge OR for The Rewards.




WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut :- You were an active participator till the last Challenge ended, and now your entire group stands losing #11 AND in the firing line only because of your no-show for Challenge #11 AND The Hunting Season Zone.





The action has been deemed unforgivable, and hence...you both are sentenced to be SHOT 20 TIMES BY THE SNIPERS of The Firing Squad!!


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff7/Jamil_az/Firing_Squad.jpg



(Snipers take aim, and FIRE)





Machete Illdojo is DEAD!!

WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut is DEAD!!




I will let both groups regroup for a bit in their bunkers, before moving on...

*speechless*

Good resolution, V... I'm actually pretty amused on various levels...

[urgeok2]

I still remember the very first time I saw them...I couldn't help but laugh, they just looked so weird...I didn't have time to stop and think about how laughing at that particular moment might affect my BF:o


why = where you getting tea-bagged or something ?

ahahahahahahhahahahaha !!

that expression makes me laugh..

and i'm still laughing from that picture of the cat .. LOOK !

[Rayne]

and i'm still laughing from that picture of the cat .. LOOK !LOL, I SAW it!


But, no...no tea bagging...He was only just standing there naked, for the first time...And...I busted out laughing...Couldn't have been good for his ego...

[Psycom5k]

Man, I hate waiting an hour or so for results. And I just sit here and wait for it... while Rayne and Urg talk about dustins balls....

[urgeok2]

Man, I hate waiting an hour or so for results. And I just sit here and wait for it... while Rayne and Urg talk about dustins balls....

well, to be fair - balls in general


http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w120/Eckobrova25/balls.jpg

[Psycom5k]

well, to be fair - balls in general


http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w120/Eckobrova25/balls.jpg

Yeah I think seeing a black man playing with his big green balls was enough for me. I'll be back in 30.

[Rayne]

Man, I hate waiting an hour or so for results. And I just sit here and wait for it... while Rayne and Urg talk about dustins balls....
We're talking about balls in general now :p


I had never been exposed to porn before my first 'encounter', we didn't have the internet then...I had no little brothers to help change diapers on either...I had absolutely NO idea...It was a real shock...Honest...I wasn't expecting it.

[Disease]

OOOOH double barreled shotgun with 6 shells... this could be useful

It could be if you used it on yourself..

[_____V_____]

CHALLENGE #12 OF HDC BATTLE ROYALE


I welcome both groups - The HDC Machetes and The HDC Witchblades - to your 12th Battle Royale Challenge.


All of you are required to unscramble these movie titles :

ncoanwnwrifarelieomnnedlao
otrdaglhnedneiitufrve
intgrfthghi
tefsllohnhueetsato
dldnicenadsrhhdhanwutltyiisoteghlp
ratevhtwipimeewievrihnt
lathbtfiegoiemo
kfrmespsoooicenlkwlalertru
ecsuoboitrssclcunuy
tielsmohboocuza


There are 140 points up for grabs in the above challenge.

The deadline for sending your entries ends on Friday, 25th April at Noon EST.

You may either send me your entries via PMs, or you may email me at [email protected], mentioning your HDC Nick in the Subject alongwith the Challenge number, for e.g., "__V__ - HDC Battle Royale Challenge #12 Answers."

You can confer with the other members of your new groups about the answers, but EACH CONTESTANT IS REQUIRED TO SUBMIT THEIR OWN ENTRIES.


The group which scores the maximum points wins. In case of a tie, whichever group scored their points first WILL win.

THE LOSING GROUP WILL FACE A VERY SEVERE PENALTY.


Also, ONLY THE FIRST ENTRY (per contestant) WILL BE OFFICIALLY COUNTED, and any subsequent ones will be scratched!

All the best, contestants!

[Rayne]

A grenade is worth 5 shots, isn't it?...I kinda forgot :o

[AUSTIN316426808]

He was only just standing there naked, for the first time...And...I busted out laughing

Ahh.. memories. You people are sadist, I swear.

[AUSTIN316426808]

A grenade is worth 5 shots, isn't it?...I kinda forgot :o

I believe it's seven.

[The_Return]

Nice!

This should be a good one...

[Rayne]

Ahh.. memories.
Aww, you poor thing...Maybe your girl had never seen them before either...They can be quite a surprise at first...You wouldn't understand that, of course...You're used to them :p

[Despare]

Alright, I've been super busy for the past couple days (making just enough time to check things out and not screw my team over for the BR) so I have no idea what the hell's going on. If anybody would be so kind as to PM me with a little summary I would be indebted.

[ferretchucker]

difficult challenge!

[urgeok2]

mine are in !


fuckers

[Disease]

Alright, I've been super busy for the past couple days (making just enough time to check things out and not screw my team over for the BR) so I have no idea what the hell's going on. If anybody would be so kind as to PM me with a little summary I would be indebted.

PM sent... ;)

[Rayne]

CHALLENGE #12 OF HDC BATTLE ROYALE

All of you are required to unscramble these movie titles :

ncoanwnwrifarelieomnedlao
otrdaglhnedneiitufrve
intgrfthghi
tefsllohnhueetsato
dldnicenadsrhhdhanwutltyiisoteghlp
ratevhtwipimeewievrihnt
lathbtfiegoiemo
kfrmespsoooicenlkwlalertru
ecsuoboitrssclcunuy
tielsmohboocuza



Eww...I liked the other type of scrambles MUCH better...These are yucky :p

[Rayne]

Are these all horror movies, or just whatever?

[The_Return]

Hey V - What are the chances of there being a typo in one of these?

[ferretchucker]

Very difficult this one is!

[urgeok2]

Hey V - What are the chances of there being a typo in one of these?

you mean a particular letter missing from #1 ?

[The_Return]

you mean a particular letter missing from #1 ?

I was thinking #3, actually...haven't made any cracks in #1 yet, heh. Saving that one for later:)

[_____V_____]

Hey V - What are the chances of there being a typo in one of these?

one of them did have a typo - it stands fixed now.

The rest are fine.

[Psycom5k]

mine are in !


fuckers

Bullshit....


Dude I don't even know where to start. I fucking hate scrambles... I have no idea what any of these are.

[Rayne]

Bullshit....


Dude I don't even know where to start. I fucking hate scrambles... I have no idea what any of these are.
I actually believe him...If you're good at these, it's definitely possible

[urgeok2]

i was lying

[Rayne]

i was lying
Oh, whoops...I apologize for my misplaced faith in your abilities:o :p

Meanwhile...


I need 4 more:mad:

[_____V_____]

Updated Status after Challenge #11 Completion


The HDC Machetes


Zero - Fit with 28 HPs, (M16 Machine Gun with 9 cartridge box)

Rayne - Fit with 39 HPs, (Shotgun with 5 shells)

Posher778 - Fit with 23 HPs, (Grenade Launcher with 1 grenade)

The Return - Fit with 14 HPs, (Crossbow with 7 arrows)

Psycom5K - Fit with 25 HPs, (Double-barreled Shotgun with 6 shells)

Dude Guadalupe - Fit with 29 HPs, (Six-shooter with 6 bullets)

Austin316426808 - Fit with 23 HPs, (.44 Magnum with 8 bullets)

Illdojo (reinforcement for Roderick Usher) - DEAD.




The HDC WitchBlades


Newb - Fit with 25 HPs,

Freak - Fit with 15 HPs,

Urgeok2 - Fit with 30 HPs,

Despare - Fit with 4 HPs,

Disease - Fit with 26 HPs,

ChronoGrl - Severely Wounded, (Six-shooter with 6 bullets)

X¤MurderDoll¤X - Fit with 14 HPs,

Bloody Ribcut - DEAD.

[Rayne]

Which of our team members do NOT have their answers in yet?


This is a REALLY easy one, so TIME is extremely important

[The_Return]

I'm in...............

[Zero]

HO HO HO

Now i've got a machine gun

[Rayne]

HO HO HO

Now i've got a machine gun
HaHa

Made me laugh :)

The image is priceless

[Zero]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/porter6sm.jpg

[newb]

a monkey with a machine gun


he is very apt to kill a few of his own:D

[newb]

I just wanna say [ and i'm not making excuses ] but this has been a hectic week for old gramps and I really want to thank urgeok and despare for all the work they are doing.

[Posher778]

I'm in..........

[urgeok2]

i'm in ..

thanks despare and disease ..



lets get all the witchy's in ASAP ... PLEASE !!!!

[Posher778]

i'm in ..

thanks despare and disease ..



lets get all the witchy's in ASAP ... PLEASE !!!!

Nooo no, unnecessary.

*pulls rope*

*urge falls through trap door*


Heh... Let's see how much he wants to talk about balls after the pit of gorilla's dosed on viagra >=)

[Rayne]

This could be another close one...More excitement!!!

It's going to come down to whoever gets their answers in first.


Come on, Austin...It all depends on YOU, now

[Posher778]

This could be another close one...More excitement!!!

It's going to come down to whoever gets their answers in first.


Come on, Austin...It all depends on YOU, now

Check your PM'S DAMMIT

[newb]

in like flint

[Posher778]

in like flint

I almost said that! But I did that lame trapdoor thing instead.

[Rayne]

in like flint
AAAAHHHH!!!!...They're gaining on us!




AAUUSSTTIINN!!!

[Posher778]

AUSTIN!

Mother fucking.... AHHHHH

[Rayne]

AUSTIN'S HERE!!!....WOO HOO!!!

[Rayne]

We are now ALL IN!!!

Nyah Nyah

*Does the happy dance*










First person to ask me "How old are you again?", gets pinched :p

[Disease]

I'm in, I hope the rest are aswell, I'm sick of being a whipping boy...

[missmacabre]

I'm in, I hope the rest are aswell, I'm sick of being a whipping boy...

you love it ;)

[Posher778]

We are now ALL IN!!!

Nyah Nyah

*Does the happy dance*










First person to ask me "How old are you again?", gets pinched :p

I don't have to ask ;)

[Zero]

oh wait. . . we were supposed to send our answers in?

i was just planning to spend a few days gazing longingly at them and then, perhaps, bury them in the backyard. i would leave them just long enough for the seasons to change and the grass to reclaim the spot and at just that moment when I was about to completely forget where they lay I would dig them up, dust them off and read them again - then, if it felt right and the weather had a pleasant kind of crisp feel to it - i would send them off

but if you really want me to send them in i'll go get my shovel















(just kidding)

[Posher778]

I wish we'd get an update or something. quick match!

[ChronoGrl]

I don't have to ask ;)

At least she's not a grandpa... hyuk hyuk hyuk

...

Yah - "quick match" unless your mind does NOT computer word scrambles. :(

[Posher778]

At least she's not a grandpa... hyuk hyuk hyuk

...

Yah - "quick match" unless your mind does NOT computer word scrambles. :(

Were you referring to me or newb? Cause if I was a grandpa.... that'd be damn terrifying.

[Rayne]

Were you referring to me or newb? Cause if I was a grandpa.... that'd be damn terrifying.

HA!...Just the thought of you producing offspring is terrifying :p

[ChronoGrl]

Were you referring to me or newb? Cause if I was a grandpa.... that'd be damn terrifying.

Good GOD - You... A parental figure?! :eek:

...

No... That was for Newb.

[Posher778]

So NEWB isn't scary as a parental figure but I am?! At least i'd just off the poor thing and save it from 18 years of TORTURE! Unlike a certain senior who almost qualifies for the special at Golden Corral ;)

[The_Return]

...this wont end pretty.

[Rayne]

So NEWB isn't scary as a parental figure but I am?! At least i'd just off the poor thing and save it from 18 years of TORTURE! Unlike a certain senior who almost qualifies for the special at Golden Corral ;)
Hmm...We love Golden Corral

Maybe that 'getting old' thing might not be so bad after all, considering some of the benefits...I mean...If it EVER happens to ME :p

[ChronoGrl]

At least i'd just off the poor thing and save it from 18 years of TORTURE!

Sometimes I forget why I love you so much.

Let's kill our bastard progeny together.

Now there's a first date.

[Posher778]

Hmm...We love Golden Corral

Maybe that 'getting old' thing might not be so bad after all, considering some of the benefits...I mean...If it EVER happens to ME :p

Well you've got the forgetfulness part down :D

How old am I?

[GorePhobia]

Well there you go if you are all in then you don't need to wait until tomorrow at noon.

[Rayne]

Well you've got the forgetfulness part down :D

How old am I?It was just that last damned birthday...Cut me some slack...I've got a 2 year-old...That eats up a lotta brain power.

[Posher778]

Sometimes I forget why I love you so much.

Let's kill our bastard progeny together.

Now there's a first date.

Please don't forget again... I can't have 2 forgetful women in my forum life!

[newb]

Whats with all the OLD talk?:mad:






rotten kids


http://joymachine.typepad.com/northern_planner/images/grumpy.jpg

[Posher778]

Whats with all the OLD talk?:mad:






rotten kids


http://joymachine.typepad.com/northern_planner/images/grumpy.jpg


Hmmmm Whaaaa?

[ChronoGrl]

Please don't forget again... I can't have 2 forgetful women in my forum life!

Forget what?

You're a youngin'. Still in high school. No children. I know that.

...

I was implying that we have children... together... And then slaughter them.

sigh

...

Posher... Children come from... sex... So I was implying... Having sex with you.

...

Innuendo... Lost.

*shakes head*

[Freak]

"Kids are the future of this country.Unless we stop them now." Homer Simpson

[ChronoGrl]

Whats with all the OLD talk?:mad:






rotten kids


http://joymachine.typepad.com/northern_planner/images/grumpy.jpg

Heya, Gramps!

Take me on your knee?

[Posher778]

Forget what?

You're a youngin'. Still in high school. No children. I know that.

...

I was implying that we have children... together... And then slaughter them.

sigh

...

Posher... Children come from... sex... So I was implying... Having sex with you.

...

Innuendo... Lost.

*shakes head*

I wasn't being serioussss (imagine that)

And i'd love to create/slaughter offspring with you! However, a certain moderator has me herpe paranoid!

[Freak]

Posh is a straight lady killer on this forum.You must teach me the way of the mack.

[ChronoGrl]

And i'd love to create/slaughter offspring with you! However, a certain moderator has me herpe paranoid!

Herpes are the gift that keeps on giving.

Here, Posh my dear darling...

...

And I don't get the moderator part (Chrono is currently getting DRUNK).

[GorePhobia]

You guys are completely crazy.

[newb]

Heya, Gramps!

Take me on your knee?

wish I could....but I'm too busy spanking my monkey

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/monkeyspank.jpg




bad zero....bad

[Posher778]

Posh is a straight lady killer on this forum.You must teach me the way of the mack.

That made me laugh. Loudly.



@Chrono. I was referring to Rayne as the moderator. And what are you getting smashed on? I want some.

[Rayne]

This made me smile, so I just wanted to share :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/HDC-1.png

[Posher778]

This made me smile, so I just wanted to share :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/HDC-1.png

I don't get it...

[Freak]

This made me smile, so I just wanted to share :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/HDC-1.png

This place has really came alive here lately.

[ChronoGrl]

@Chrono. I was referring to Rayne as the moderator. And what are you getting smashed on? I want some.

HA! ... HA! ... HA! I GET IT... RAYNE HAS HERPES!

...

*laughs at self for... uhm... not getting the original joke*

...

*pours glass of wine for posher and suddenly feels like a pedophile*

..

Posh is a straight lady killer on this forum.You must teach me the way of the mack.

Ooooo. You're legal AND geeky-cute.

*pulls pillowsack over Freak's head and readies syringe*

[Zero]

oh grandpa

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/badmonkey.gif

[Posher778]

HA! ... HA! ... HA! I GET IT... RAYNE HAS HERPES!

...

*laughs at self for... uhm... not getting the original joke*

...

*pours glass of wine for posher and suddenly feels like a pedophile*

..



Ooooo. You're legal AND geeky-cute.

*pulls pillowsack over Freak's head and readies syringe*


How does that make you a pedo? I'm legal. At least I can keep my focus on only one prospect at a time too ;)

[ChronoGrl]

oh grandpa

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/badmonkey.gif

Now you boys are just making me jealous... Chrono's been... so bad tonight...

[Dante'sInferno]

"stares at the floor"

[Posher778]

Dante fuck off. Go watch Cloverfield and listen to NIN. I'm hiring Linkin Park to come to your room and be your alarm clock for the next 600 years.




















:D

[Freak]

HA! ... HA! ... HA! I GET IT... RAYNE HAS HERPES!

...

*laughs at self for... uhm... not getting the original joke*

...

*pours glass of wine for posher and suddenly feels like a pedophile*

..



Ooooo. You're legal AND geeky-cute.

*pulls pillowsack over Freak's head and readies syringe*

Oh yeah.I like the rough stuff.

[ChronoGrl]

How does that make you a pedo? I'm legal. At least I can keep my focus on only one prospect at a time too ;)

Awwwwwww... Jealous?


*makes note that Posh is, indeed, legal and readies rufie*

[Posher778]

Oh yeah.I like the rough stuff.

No no... Necrophilia is only exciting if you're the philiac... not the necro.













Meaning... RUN!

[Posher778]

Awwwwwww... Jealous?


*makes note that Posh is, indeed, legal and readies rufie*

I don't get jealous. I just shuffle my feet and keep trodding along.

[Dante'sInferno]

Dante fuck off. Go watch Cloverfield and listen to NIN. I'm hiring Linkin Park to come to your room and be your alarm clock for the next 600 years.




















:D.................:(

[The_Return]

...I'm throughly disturbed.


































...and just a little bit jealous

[ChronoGrl]

Dante fuck off. Go watch Cloverfield and listen to NIN. I'm hiring Linkin Park to come to your room and be your alarm clock for the next 600 years.

That actually made me giggle out loud...

Awww... I still love you, Dante. ;)

[Dante'sInferno]

"Gets AK47""Kills linkin park""Turns volume all the way up while listening to NIN"




I'll just wait for that speacial someone to come along.





"Damn it....."

[Posher778]

Dante, relax... I won't call Linkin Park.... I'll just get Return's favorite band 'Aqua' instead!


*Ducks* Return don't kill me!

[The_Return]

Dante, relax... I won't call Linkin Park.... I'll just get Return's favorite band 'Aqua' instead!


*Ducks* Return don't kill me!

You'd actually be surprised...I have both of their albums on my Ipod.

No joke.

[Posher778]

You'd actually be surprised...I have both of their a;bums on my Ipod.

No joke.

I know, that's why I brought it up.

It's ok, we all have our obscure likings.

[Dante'sInferno]

That actually made me giggle out loud...

Awww... I still love you, Dante. ;) Yay




I need to stop being a wuss and stand up for myself.

[Rayne]

I don't get it...What's new? :rolleyes:


And...NO...I don't have herpes!


I was telling Posh that HE'S gonna end up having herpes if he's not very careful...And maybe even if he IS careful...Have you read the statistics?...It's scary

*SO glad I'm in a long-term, monogamous relationship*

[Dante'sInferno]

Wow,this thread is awsome.

[newb]

*SO glad I'm in a long-term, monotonous relationship*

OH.....It can't be that bad

[Posher778]

OH.....It can't be that bad

She's in a long term relationship with her HERPES! A LIFE long relationship!



Havvvve fun Dustin :D

[The_Return]

Wow..._V_ really needs to get in here and put an end to this foolishness :p

[Rayne]

OH.....It can't be that bad
LMAO...I had to scroll back up to make sure that I didn't do that :D

My id and my ego would have had to work that out together, considering the possible Freudian connotations associated with such a slip :)

WHEW...Glad there isn't anything hidden in there in the subconscious that I may have been unaware of on a conscious level

But, THANKS for making me think I might be losing it :D

[ChronoGrl]

She's in a long term relationship with her HERPES! A LIFE long relationship!



Havvvve fun Dustin :D

LOL!

Herpes+herpes spells herpesherpes.

[newb]

LOL!

Herpes+herpes spells herpesherpes.

yeah.....um....what are you drinking again?

[Posher778]

yeah.....um....what are you drinking again?

A Lot. That's what.

[ChronoGrl]

yeah.....um....what are you drinking again?

Just wine... But in a greater volume than lately...

I'm at the point where I start to make "ironic jokes," as in, to me they're funny because they are so incredibly lame that they're not funny, but people think that I'm making jokes for real.

Like that herpes joke.

That was... Kinda lame... But ironically funny. eh... EH?!

[Posher778]

Just wine... But in a greater volume than lately...

I'm at the point where I start to make "ironic jokes," as in, to me they're funny because they are so incredibly lame that they're not funny, but people think that I'm making jokes for real.

Like that herpes joke.

That was... Kinda lame... But ironically funny. eh... EH?!

*knocks out chrono*

There... Shhhh now... Lay on your side...

[newb]

Just wine... But in a greater volume than lately...

I'm at the point where I start to make "ironic jokes," as in, to me they're funny because they are so incredibly lame that they're not funny, but people think that I'm making jokes for real.

Like that herpes joke.

That was... Kinda lame... But ironically funny. eh... EH?!

I suppose it was funny...if I happened to be a wino:D




actually when you pronounce it "herp sherpes"...its kinda funny

[ChronoGrl]

Oh, MAN. I just got knocked out by an 18-year-old. :(

[Posher778]

Oh, MAN. I just got knocked out by an 18-year-old. :(

Knocked out isn't the only thing ;)







Pfft

[Posher778]

I'm officially done. The world may rest.

[urgeok2]

so .. here's my prediction ... any one want to take any bets on this one ? :D


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/shitter.jpg

[Posher778]

so .. here's my prediction ... any one want to take any bets on this one ? :D


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/shitter.jpg

I concur.....

[Zero]

knocked up is more like it

[Psycom5k]

<-----------WITCHBLADES||MACHETES------------>
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/68/28/408286_l.jpg
We all know what happens after this :rolleyes:

[_____V_____]

Update


13 entries in so far...I await 1 more.

[urgeok2]

Update


13 entries in so far...I await 1 more.


if all the machettes are in .. and they all have 100%

then do we need to wait for the person on our team ?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

That's me of course

[Psycom5k]

We win again! HA!

[Marley's Ghost]

The Graveyard Is Filling
We're Running Out Of Room
Looks Like The Witchblades
Have Sealed Their Doom

[_____V_____]

If all of them are 100% correct entries...then you are right, Marley.

[GorePhobia]

We might have two results in one day that is pretty cool.

[urgeok2]

If all of them are 100% correct entries...then you are right, Marley.


ahhhh why make us wait !! tell us, tell us !

i'm tired and i want to go to bed.


http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk69/dstallion7/BEDTIM252525257E111111.jpg

[_____V_____]

Alright...since all the entries are in, there's no sense in delaying this till Noon EST tomorrow.

Results coming up next...

[_____V_____]

RESULTS OF CHALLENGE #12 OF HDC BATTLE ROYALE


I welcome both - The HDC Machetes and The HDC WitchBlades to your 12th Results meeting.

First of all, the correct answers :-

ncoanwnwrifarelieomnnedlao - An American Werewolf in London
otrdaglhnedneiitufrve - Return of the Living Dead
intgrfthghi - Fright Night
tefsllohnhueetsato - Last House on the Left
dldnicenadsrhhdhanwutltyiisoteghlp - Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
ratevhtwipimeewievrihnt - Interview With the Vampire
lathbtfiegoiemo - The Tomb of Ligiea
kfrmespsoooicenlkwlalertru - Killer Klowns From Outer Space
ecsuoboitrssclcunuy - Subconscious Cruelty
tielsmohboocuza - Zombie Holocaust




Now let's look at the scores...


The HDC Machetes


Zero - 10 points
Rayne - 10 points
Posher778 - 10 points
The Return - 10 points
Psycom5K - 10 points
Dude Guadalupe - 10 points
Austin316426808 - 10 points

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TOTAL - 70 points

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The HDC WitchBlades


newb - 10 points
Freak - 10 points
urgeok2 - 10 points
Despare - 10 points
Disease - 10 points
ChronoGrl - 10 points
X¤MurderDoll¤X - 10 points

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TOTAL - 70 points

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The Scoreboard is a TIE!! However, since in case of Ties, we go with the group who submitted their answers in first...


The Winners of Challenge #12 are...




THE HDC MACHETES!! (yet again!)



There are no winnings awaiting you this round Machetes, but you get to be The Hunters for Round 12 in The Zone.

With what, you ask? Coming up...

[Despare]

Bah, good job Machetes, just blow me away and get it over with. Work has picked up and I can't get answers in fast enough (if I get them in at all!) but this is so much damn fun I could never just quit.