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Roderick Usher
04-21-2008, 08:13 AM
aaargh... who died?
I've got to leave for a meeting in 5 minutes:o
aaargh... who died?
I've got to leave for a meeting in 5 minutes:o
Tell Argento to wait!
Roderick Usher
04-21-2008, 08:17 AM
Tell Argento to wait!
it's Brody and I have to get across town
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:17 AM
Oooooooh. Sounds fun. I wish I could take part in the fun...
Rayne
04-21-2008, 08:18 AM
it's Brody and I have to get across town
PM me your cell and I'll text you the second the death toll comes in :D
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:18 AM
aaargh... who died?
I've got to leave for a meeting in 5 minutes:o
you must be the only guy in that town without a crackberry
you must be the only guy in that town without a crackberry
I was just about to say...get an I-Phone
Roderick Usher
04-21-2008, 08:20 AM
you must be the only guy in that town without a crackberry
yup, and everyone thinks I'm a fucking weirdo for it
not weird, just broke
...well, maybe a little weird
Rayne
04-21-2008, 08:21 AM
I was just about to say...get an I-PhoneUGH...Have you EVER tried to use the net from a cell?...Even THIS site was a major pain in the ass...No more for me, thanks...
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:21 AM
so. Who died. WHO?!
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:21 AM
i got one free from work and never use it.
and i dont ever turn on my cell phone outside of work.
i hate being accessable (and i hate talking on the phone)
good thing i work for a phone company.
neverending
04-21-2008, 08:21 AM
V always makes us wait for hours for these death tolls.....
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:22 AM
V always makes us wait for hours for these death tolls.....
its because he's writing these long accounts of the deaths,
he could always write them in advance and plug in the names later - but i think he likes the personal touch :)
Rayne
04-21-2008, 08:23 AM
V always makes us wait for hours for these death tolls.....
Seriously, it takes a while to put it all together
I really will text you if ya want, Rod...Just don't get in a rush on the way to your meeting...Be careful
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:23 AM
It's more boring for us dead guys waiting. We don't have the dear that we'll die anymore.
Despare
04-21-2008, 08:24 AM
i got one free from work and never use it.
and i dont ever turn on my cell phone outside of work.
i hate being accessable (and i hate talking on the phone)
good thing i work for a phone company.
I refuse to carry a cellphone anymore, I was tired of people being able to get a hold of me whenever they wanted to.
neverending
04-21-2008, 08:25 AM
I wasn't complaining- I know he writes a great scenario for the battles. Awesome!
Hmmm.... who could The Author be???.........
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:26 AM
I hate when people judge a mobile phone on everything other than phoning people it does.
Rayne
04-21-2008, 08:26 AM
I refuse to carry a cellphone anymore, I was tired of people being able to get a hold of me whenever they wanted to.HaHa, I have a cell phone...and no one can EVER get ahold of me...You don't HAVE to answer it ya know :p
:D
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:26 AM
Seriously, it takes a while to put it all together
I really will text you if ya want, Rod...Just don't get in a rush on the way to your meeting...Be careful
let me do it ..
no matter what happens, my TXT will be the same thing - over and over again :
you're dead Rod, you're fucking DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
son of a bitch couldn't have been delayed by just 4 more minutes !!??
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:27 AM
I wanna know who all of them are.
I have a hunch on the assasin, the boss and the author. As for the diary, I'm not sure.
Despare
04-21-2008, 08:27 AM
I hate when people judge a mobile phone on everything other than phoning people it does.
?
But it's the whole package, every single cell phone makes calls, now they're just adding functionality to it.
Rayne
04-21-2008, 08:28 AM
let me do it ..
no matter what happens, my TXT will be the same thing - over and over again :
you're dead Rod, you're fucking DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
son of a bich couldn't have been delayed by just 4 more minutes !!??HAHAHA...Admit it...That was INTENSE...And extremely cool :)
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:29 AM
No, but people always ask about the extra things. Cameras, video cameras, MP3,
internet connection. They never want to know a thing about how it phones. If it has speaker phone, if it's easy to phone poeple and if the phone quality is good etc.
Rayne
04-21-2008, 08:30 AM
?
But it's the whole package, every single cell phone makes calls, now they're just adding functionality to it.
Umm..Yeah...Seri's new cell records videos, WITH SOUND even.....Now, what's the point in THAT?
OH, Ferret just reminded me...It also has a little memory card for the MP3...I would lose something like that in 10 minutes...lol...It's tiny
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:31 AM
HAHAHA...Admit it...That was INTENSE...And extremely cool :)
hell no - it sucked ..
like losing an ebay auction at the last minute ...
or having the pizza guy show up at 29.5 minutes.
** Disclaimer - even if they guy was late - i' d still pay for the pizza)
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 08:31 AM
What Exactly Happened In The Zone For Round #10
This is the order of events as shown in the timeline device :-
- WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut donated 4 HPs each to three WitchBlades - Disease, Urgeok2 and Despare.
- Machete Dude Guadalupe tracked down a running Despare and blasted him from behind with his grenade launcher. Despare was thrown into some nearby bushes from the impact, but was able to heal himself with his generous dose of 25 HPs. He was FIT, with 18 HPs left.
- Machete Psycom5K chanced upon Despare too, and aimed his grenade launcher...and FIRED! Despare's body flew into the air like a ragged doll and he fell behind a pile of rocks...cuts everywhere spurting blood. Luckily, his HPs came to his rescue again...and he patched himself quickly all over. He was FIT, with 11 HPs left.
- The redhead primate Machete, Zero, stealthily climbed up the low branches of a high tree and waited patiently. Sure enough, ChronoGrl passed by near him, talking to herself in some odd language. Zero took his Grenade Launcher and FIRED!! ChronoGrl was thrown 10 metres away and totally dazed from the blast. However, she had enough common sense to quickly apply her HPs to her wounds. FIT, with 17 HPs. She then turned around and RAN!!
Zero climbed down and smelled the air. He took a route opposite to Chrono, and cut her off easily, Rocket Launcher in hand. Chrono could not brake in time, seeing Zero right in front of her. Before she could even stop to think, Zero had pressed the trigger!
BLAMM!
The rocket hit Chrono square on the chest, and she flew off a couple yards into the trees. She crawled behind a big tree and somehow applied some more HPs to her wounds. She was FIT again, with 12 HPs.
Zero came up behind her, and FIRED again!!
BLAMMM!
Chrono's body was thrown away from the tree she was using, into a thick row of bushes. She was weary and bleeding intensively all over from her numerous wounds, but her HPs were acting quickly. She patched herself up, and crawled behind a big boulder. She was FIT again, with 7 HPs.
Zero sniffed the air, and walked forward...a six-shooter in hand, armed with 5 bullets. He came across Chrono's hideout and started shooting at point-blank range.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
Chrono had ducked at the glimpse of the redhead's fur, but wasn't fast enough. Fortunately for her, she had fallen into a hidden hole...and crawled out of sight. She got her HPs out, and was FIT yet once more...this time, with 4 HPs remaining.
Zero jumped into the hole, and sneered at Chrono. Pointing a gun at her, he started shooting again.
BAM! BAM! CLICK!!
The gun went EMPTY!!
Chrono jumped out, and ran for all her might. Finding a safe place, she got some HPs out. Tired as heck, she had no strength to carry on running anymore. She was FIT, with 2 HPs.
Zero cursed at the empty six-shooter and threw it away. He got the other one out...and stalked Chrono. He caught her sight just before she was crawling into a dark cave, and fired THREE TIMES again...all of them thudded into Chrono's back, and she disappeared into the darkness of the cave with a groan.
Chrono muttered some silent prayers and patched herself with the final 2 HPs. She was Slightly Wounded...tired...perspiring...bleeding heavily, patched up like lighted bulbs on a huge Christmas tree...and had all but given up.
Zero approached her, gun in hand.
BAM! BAM! CLICK!!
ChronoGrl sank down...breathing racked with sobs and grunts...as she felt her body sway and eyes go black...she passed out.
And Zero cursed...AGAIN!
1 more bullet, he thought. And he had Chrono.
1 bullet...those were his last thoughts as he threw the other six-shooter away and walked out of the cave in sheer disgust.
Chrono made it ALIVE, surviving 27 bullets worth of wounds!!
...although Severely Wounded.
(To be continued...)
neverending
04-21-2008, 08:32 AM
Umm..Yeah...Seri's new cell records videos, WITH SOUND even.....Now, what's the point in THAT?
Welcome to the future.....
Dick Tracy predicted this decades ago- and so did Ray Bradbury in his prophetic and striking story "The Murderer." Those of you who haven't read it, should.
Despare
04-21-2008, 08:32 AM
Umm..Yeah...Seri's new cell records videos, WITH SOUND even.....Now, what's the point in THAT?
So you can record a fascist dictator being hung... or people flashing you during Mardi Gras... or CRIME. So I'm thinking either death, boobs, or crime. Nothing good can come of this...
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:35 AM
My god she was lucky! Lucky as fuck! Seriously, I don't think there's been a closer escape. Brava chrono!
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:36 AM
- WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut donated 4 HPs each to three WitchBlades - Disease, Urgeok2 and Despare.
oh you crazy bugger !
next time dont give me any !!
but thanks for the thought.
hopefully i can gift them back.
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:44 AM
hey ..
all those shots fired and no dead bodies yet ?
Despare
04-21-2008, 08:44 AM
hey ..
all those shots fired and no dead bodies yet ?
MAYBE one of the dead folk is a hunter... the Predator and all. I doubt it though.
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:45 AM
I wanna find out where the predator came into it.
Despare
04-21-2008, 08:46 AM
I wanna find out where the predator came into it.
He came from space with IT... that's my thoughts anyway. If IT is strong enough to pull in a Predator simply to do IT's bidding I think we're all up shit creek without a paddle.
Rayne
04-21-2008, 08:47 AM
MAYBE one of the dead folk is a hunter... the Predator and all. I doubt it though.
I seriously believe with all of my heart that you guys lost a team member...and we lost one, too.
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:47 AM
MAYBE one of the dead folk is a hunter... the Predator and all. I doubt it though.
i thought they would have been after you more.
maybe they decided to finish off Murderdoll.
I seriously believe with all of my heart that you guys lost a team member...and we lost one, too.
or........maybe two hunters are dead:D
Rayne
04-21-2008, 08:49 AM
or........maybe two hunters are dead:D
Nah...That's not possible...Nice thought though...ASS :p
Despare
04-21-2008, 08:50 AM
i thought they would have been after you more.
maybe they decided to finish off Murderdoll.
I make rash decision, stupid mistakes, and don't know a lot about movies. Why would they be after me?
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/267500/267572DIKH_w.jpg
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:51 AM
Well, we'll find out who's dead in a minute.
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 08:53 AM
(continuing)
- Machete Rayne carefully chose a hiding place behind a rock, and surveyed the area with her grenade launcher binocular. She caught ahold of Fortunato, running desperately with quick glances behind him.
Rayne locked into her target, and FIRED!!
The grenade blasted below Fortunato's running feet, and he propelled through the air into the trunk of a tree...numerous cuts springing all over his body with blood spurting out of all of them. He quickly took his HPs out and patched himself, and became FIT again. With 2 HPs.
- Machete Posher778 dug a small hole and hid himself in it, covering the top with dry leaves and twigs. Soon, Witchblade Bloody Ribcut ran over it and paused for a breather. Posher needed just that. He silently peered out, took careful aim...and FIRED!!
Bloody Ribcut flew in the air backwards...thudding into the ground with a huge groan. He had enough HPs with him to patch up quickly, and moved out of sight in an instant.
- Machete Return was carefully studying the damage his team-mates were doing to Despare. He knew this was his chance. He locked onto Despare from behind, and FIRED!!
The grenade blasted in Despare's face!!
He didn't have enough time to avoid the maximum damage he had taken...but crawling behind a tree, he quickly took out his HPs. 7 of em. He was FIT again, although very tired with numerous bleeding cuts, and had 4 HPs still.
- Fortunato was bleeding heavily - from his nose, right leg and back. He made a silent prayer of thanks to the one he worshipped, and smiled at himself.
Just then, a shadow fell across him.
The smile froze on his face, and Fortunato looked up. It was the face of his doom.
BLAM!!
Fortunato's body was thrown away...numerous cuts and wounds opening up...right leg and left hand torn off cleanly...
He tried to grab his HPs with a final superhuman effort...
But his body failed him...
It crashed on the top of some sharp rocks, and his head broke open in 3 places. Blood poured out...and Fortunato was blinded by the severe, intense pain. When the blackness came, he welcomed it quietly and sinked into it.
Austin looked over his body...and satisfied, threw his empty launcher away.
WITCHBLADE FORTUNATO IS DEAD!!!
(to be continued...)
I make rash decision, stupid mistakes, and don't know a lot about movies. Why would they be after me?
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/267500/267572DIKH_w.jpg
yeah...I'm most likely safe as well
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Barney_Gumble.png
Psycom5k
04-21-2008, 08:54 AM
Yeah you guys forget that its 9 people shooting and only 3 have shot so far, so thats 6 more shots waiting to be accounted for.
Edit: Ok 7 people
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 08:55 AM
Sorry fortunato. You were once my team mate.
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:56 AM
yeah...I'm most likely safe as well
and i'm no threat
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk287/nateshanley123/wtf.jpg
Despare
04-21-2008, 08:56 AM
(continuing)
- Machete Return was carefully studying the damage his team-mates were doing to Despare. He knew this was his chance. He locked onto Despare from behind, and FIRED!!
The grenade blasted in Despare's face!!
He didn't have enough time to avoid the maximum damage he had taken...but crawling behind a tree, he quickly took out his HPs. 7 of em. He was FIT again, although very tired with numerous bleeding cuts, and had 4 HPs still.
Didn't I have 25 HPs?
You will be missed Fortunato.
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 08:57 AM
Didn't I have 25 HPs?
You will be missed Fortunato.
did you miss the part where they shot your ass off in the 1st report ?
plus ribcut gifted you 4
Despare
04-21-2008, 08:58 AM
did you miss the part where they shot your ass off in the 1st report ?
Yes... Yes I did... thank you.
Prepare my grave boys!
bloody_ribcut
04-21-2008, 08:58 AM
rip fortunato
.
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 09:01 AM
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn87/katafran/rip.jpg
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 09:02 AM
Who's next then?
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 09:05 AM
while we wait - i'll sing a song
feel free to join in :
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then
Rayne
04-21-2008, 09:07 AM
and i'm no threat
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk287/nateshanley123/wtf.jpg
HA!...I just ganked me ANOTHER picture...This one made me laugh much more than it should have :D
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 09:11 AM
(continued...)
- Despare was tired as hell. He had no idea where he was going...until he stumbled on a bunch of HPs!!!
4 of em!!
(He came across the 4 HPs Bloody Ribcut had left for him as gifts)
He praised the "gifter" teammate silently and picked them all up. Now he had 8 HPs, and felt renewed strength in his veins. He found a cave and, severely tired, collapsed into a deep sleep.
- Machete Jenna had found a perfect spot - right beside the river bank, sorrounded by large trees on both sides of the river. She loaded her grenade launcher and, with a smug smile of satisfaction...lied down and waited...all senses alert.
A pair of invisible eyes looked intently at her from a high branch of a large tree on the left bank.
Jenna had a sneaky feeling she was being watched...but that feeling disappeared in a moment as she heard footsteps away from her. Bloody Ribcut had survived Posher's grenade, but still he was heavily bandaged up.
Jenna looked at her target coldly, and picked up her Grenade Launcher.
She locked onto the selfless WitchBlade, and FIRED!
BLAMMMM!!
Bloody Ribcut had only one moment to hear the thud of firing, because his ears started ringing from the next, as his body was shaken up and flying through the air into the distance...with numerous cuts all over!!
He fell down, heavily. With a grunt, he released some of his Health Packs and patched himself up. He was FIT all over again, and crawled behind a yew tree.
Jenna looked at his body crawling away...and silently cursed.
She then thought about Bloody Ribcut being accosted by one of her teammates who would fry his ass...and grinned wickedly at herself for the thought...
KA-BLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
That final thought froze in her mind...as did her grin on her face...
Her eyes widened for an instant, before the eyelids receded back...staring at her brains which had fallen from the gaping hole in her head.
She silently crumbled beside her fried and sizzling brain cells.
The Predator swung down from the tree, and disappeared into the jungle.
MACHETE JENNA26 IS DEAD!!!
- Machete Roderick Usher ran through the Zone all day and all night, without finding a single Witchblade. He cursed the moment he had signed up, and chancing upon a cave, went into it to rest for the night. He walked into the darkness and lay down.
In the dim light of the next morning, Rod woke up first. He peered into the cave and noticed an outline - it was Despare, all bandaged and bleeding!! Quickly taking his grenade launcher out, Rod took a couple steps back towards the outside...and FIRED!!!
Despare was deeply asleep...and only heard the firing dimly. The next moment, his body was thrown up and sore...blackened by the impact and numerous cuts all over. He fell down heavily, and grabbed his HPs instinctively. Applying them to his cuts, he looked at Rod...who was disgusted with seeing his target alive.
Despare made it through ALIVE, and FIT, with 1 HP...surviving 28 Bullets worth of wounds!!
I will let both groups recuperate their losses...before moving on...
YESSSSS!
Oh....er........I mean...tough luck Jenna
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 09:13 AM
hmm .. none of this worked out the way i thought it would
so i guess we need an update now - find out who the next victims are and how to heal our wounded !
bloody_ribcut
04-21-2008, 09:14 AM
thats what im talking about!
Rayne
04-21-2008, 09:16 AM
(continued...)
MACHETE JENNA26 IS DEAD!!!
Sometimes it sucks to be right...
The Predator must be right handed...My Chainsaw team members will understand that one...
Jenna was an awesome player...She will be missed :(
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 09:17 AM
Which section was mr. pred in?
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 09:18 AM
thats what im talking about!
looks like you saved both Despare and Chrono..
we're going to have to throw some health packs Ribcuts way as soon as we can.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeyHug.gif
bloody_ribcut
04-21-2008, 09:20 AM
looks like you saved both Despare and Chrono..
we're going to have to throw some health packs Ribcuts way as soon as we can.
dont worry about it, i might get some back if noone attacks disease or you..
Rayne
04-21-2008, 09:20 AM
Which section was mr. pred in?CA...Just right of center...
Dude Guadalupe
04-21-2008, 09:20 AM
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeyHug.gif
I'm not sure why, but that creeps me the hell out.
GorePhobia
04-21-2008, 09:21 AM
Chrono was a beast just like I was!
But she survived her blasts and I didn't.
:(
ChronoGrl
04-21-2008, 09:22 AM
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn87/katafran/rip.jpg
Ditto that.
- The redhead primate Machete, Zero, stealthily climbed up the low branches of a high tree and waited patiently. Sure enough, ChronoGrl passed by near him, talking to herself in some odd language. Zero took his Grenade Launcher and FIRED!! ChronoGrl was thrown 10 metres away and totally dazed from the blast. However, she had enough common sense to quickly apply her HPs to her wounds. FIT, with 17 HPs. She then turned around and RAN!!
Zero climbed down and smelled the air. He took a route opposite to Chrono, and cut her off easily, Rocket Launcher in hand. Chrono could not brake in time, seeing Zero right in front of her. Before she could even stop to think, Zero had pressed the trigger!
BLAMM!
The rocket hit Chrono square on the chest, and she flew off a couple yards into the trees. She crawled behind a big tree and somehow applied some more HPs to her wounds. She was FIT again, with 12 HPs.
Zero came up behind her, and FIRED again!!
BLAMMM!
Chrono's body was thrown away from the tree she was using, into a thick row of bushes. She was weary and bleeding intensively all over from her numerous wounds, but her HPs were acting quickly. She patched herself up, and crawled behind a big boulder. She was FIT again, with 7 HPs.
Zero sniffed the air, and walked forward...a six-shooter in hand, armed with 5 bullets. He came across Chrono's hideout and started shooting at point-blank range.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
Chrono had ducked at the glimpse of the redhead's fur, but wasn't fast enough. Fortunately for her, she had fallen into a hidden hole...and crawled out of sight. She got her HPs out, and was FIT yet once more...this time, with 4 HPs remaining.
Zero jumped into the hole, and sneered at Chrono. Pointing a gun at her, he started shooting again.
BAM! BAM! CLICK!!
The gun went EMPTY!!
Chrono jumped out, and ran for all her might. Finding a safe place, she got some HPs out. Tired as heck, she had no strength to carry on running anymore. She was FIT, with 2 HPs.
Zero cursed at the empty six-shooter and threw it away. He got the other one out...and stalked Chrono. He caught her sight just before she was crawling into a dark cave, and fired THREE TIMES again...all of them thudded into Chrono's back, and she disappeared into the darkness of the cave with a groan.
Chrono muttered some silent prayers and patched herself with the final 2 HPs. She was Slightly Wounded...tired...perspiring...bleeding heavily, patched up like lighted bulbs on a huge Christmas tree...and had all but given up.
Zero approached her, gun in hand.
BAM! BAM! CLICK!!
ChronoGrl sank down...breathing racked with sobs and grunts...as she felt her body sway and eyes go black...she passed out.
And Zero cursed...AGAIN!
1 more bullet, he thought. And he had Chrono.
1 bullet...those were his last thoughts as he threw the other six-shooter away and walked out of the cave in sheer disgust.
Chrono made it ALIVE, surviving 27 bullets worth of wounds!!
...although Severely Wounded.
...
DUDE!!
...
St00pid monkey.
jenna26
04-21-2008, 09:26 AM
(continued...)
KA-BLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
That final thought froze in her mind...as did her grin on her face...
Her eyes widened for an instant, before the eyelids receded back...staring at her brains which had fallen from the gaping hole in her head.
She silently crumbled beside her fried and sizzling brain cells.
The Predator swung down from the tree, and disappeared into the jungle.
MACHETE JENNA26 IS DEAD!!!
Well, HELL.....doesn't that just suck. :( It was fun while it lasted, fun up until the moment I was laying beside my sizzling brain cells.....;)
Good luck to everyone still in this! :)
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-21-2008, 09:26 AM
you'll regret not killing me. ;)
jenna: sorry to see you go :(
ChronoGrl
04-21-2008, 09:27 AM
Well, HELL.....doesn't that just suck. :( It was fun while it lasted, fun up until the moment I was laying beside my sizzling brain cells.....;)
Good luck to everyone still in this! :)
That was... unexpected... good game, Jenna.
Ditto that.
...
DUDE!!
...
St00pid monkey.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/aaa.jpg
I'm sorry
ChronoGrl
04-21-2008, 09:29 AM
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/aaa.jpg
I'm sorry
Awwwwwww... Can I take you home and stroke you? There there.
Psycom5k
04-21-2008, 09:29 AM
Awww Look what you did to Zero....
Jenna, sorry that you died, but it was luck of the draw.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/aaa.jpg
I'm sorry
awwww........Now look at what you did Chrono!
GorePhobia
04-21-2008, 09:29 AM
Chrono always says something that makes me giggle.
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 09:30 AM
Well, HELL.....doesn't that just suck. :( It was fun while it lasted, fun up until the moment I was laying beside my sizzling brain cells.....;)
Good luck to everyone still in this! :)
better now than later (if you can look at it that way)
I am torn between my instinct for gaming and survival - and the relief i would find in not having the pressure and timelines anymore.
personally i would never give up - but it wouldnt upset me very much to get killed off. i'd sure as hell hate to get to the very end and get killed then !
that would piss me off.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-21-2008, 09:31 AM
If it makes you feel any better I think getting killed by the predator while hunting other players is the coolest way you can go out of the game. :)
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 09:31 AM
Awwwwwww... Can I take you home and stroke you down there.
jesus lady !! it's just a baby !!!
ChronoGrl
04-21-2008, 09:33 AM
Awww Look what you did to Zero....
awwww........Now look at what you did Chrono!
but... but...
*kicks pebble*
jenna26
04-21-2008, 09:35 AM
If it makes you feel any better I think getting killed by the predator while hunting other players is the coolest way you can go out of the game. :)
Yeah, maybe a little....;)
And thanks everyone, hey, I lasted longer than I expected to when this game first started. So its not so bad.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-21-2008, 09:36 AM
better now than later (if you can look at it that way)
I am torn between my instinct for gaming and survival - and the relief i would find in not having the pressure and timelines anymore.
personally i would never give up - but it wouldnt upset me very much to get killed off. i'd sure as hell hate to get to the very end and get killed then !
that would piss me off.
I was about to pm V and tell him I give up because I'm too busy but.... I was like "I'm getting killed this round anyway, so I'll just go out the normal way" still unsure why I'm alive. Someone dies for it though, I guarantee next round. ;)
GorePhobia
04-21-2008, 09:39 AM
RIP Jenna.
You lasted longer then I did!!
OH AND WELCOME TO THE UNDEAD!
URRGGHHHGGHHH
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 09:45 AM
I was about to pm V and tell him I give up because I'm too busy but.... I was like "I'm getting killed this round anyway, so I'll just go out the normal way" still unsure why I'm alive. Someone dies for it though, I guarantee next round. ;)
Oh...no way, you ARE NOT, missy!
:mad:
Be busy all you want, but still you are an integral part of BR.
If you quit now, I ll hound you with awesome avatars till you have an "avatar breakdown".
Psycom5k
04-21-2008, 09:45 AM
RIP Jenna.
You lasted longer then I did!!
OH AND WELCOME TO THE UNDEAD!
URRGGHHHGGHHH
hmmmmm giant zombie orgy? I think we have the next porn of the dead video!!
Yeah, I know, Random.
Despare
04-21-2008, 09:46 AM
Damn...
Bloody as hell now!
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 09:47 AM
so ___V____ howse about a status update there fella ?
Rayne
04-21-2008, 09:47 AM
Believe me...There IS a method to our madness ;)
Believe me...There IS a method to our madness ;)
or Madness to your Methods:D
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 09:50 AM
so ___V____ howse about a status update there fella ?
Sure thing, bud.
Right after Challenge NUMBER 11!!!
:D
I'm sure the answer lies in this MASSIVE thread somewhere....but what happens to health packs that are gifted and not needed...do they go back to the giftee....gifter.....the one who gave them?
Psycom5k
04-21-2008, 09:55 AM
Yes Newb, they go back.:rolleyes:
Rayne
04-21-2008, 09:56 AM
or Madness to your Methods:D
HA!...A little from column A...A little from column B
:D
Yes Newb, they go back.:rolleyes:
I don't know.....this was the first time I gifted....I'm a greedy bastard
Psycom5k
04-21-2008, 09:59 AM
Soon to be a dead bastard. :D
Soon to be a dead bastard. :D
Bring It On
and say hello to my little friend
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/73/039_24990~Predator-Posters.jpg
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 10:05 AM
CHALLENGE #11 OF HDC BATTLE ROYALE
I welcome both groups - The HDC Machetes and The HDC Witchblades - to your ELEVENTH Battle Royale Challenge.
Since most of you have been finding out the answers to these Challenges from the Net, and only ONE Challenge was challenging enough to test most of you...let's have a repeat of that AGAIN (with a twist).
All of you are required to find and send me screen-capture pictures of the END CREDITS (the part which shows the Cast) of each of these movies :
Wait Until Dark
Lord of Illusions
Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter
Metropolis
Spider Baby
Don't Torture A Duckling
Danza Macabra aka Castle of Blood
The Terror
Feed
Crash (Cronenberg)
Lady In White
Serial Mom
Meet The Feebles
The Virgin Spring
Tomb of Ligiea
There are 480 points up for grabs in the above challenge.
The deadline for sending your entries ends on Wednesday, 23rd April at Noon EST.
You may either send me your entries via PMs, or you may email me at
[email protected], mentioning your HDC Nick in the Subject alongwith the Challenge number, for e.g., "__V__ - HDC Battle Royale Challenge #11 Answers."
You can confer with the other members of your new groups about the answers, but EACH CONTESTANT IS REQUIRED TO SUBMIT THEIR OWN ENTRIES.
The group which scores the maximum points wins. In case of a tie, whichever group scored their points first WILL win.
THE LOSING GROUP WILL FACE A VERY SEVERE PENALTY.
Also, ONLY THE FIRST ENTRY (per contestant) WILL BE OFFICIALLY COUNTED, and any subsequent ones will be scratched!
All the best, contestants!
oh fuck
just glad urge is on my team....with his massive DVD collection
GorePhobia
04-21-2008, 10:10 AM
To anyone who is in the morgue and dead and would like an awesome banner I have made let me know.
They look like this.
http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL618/4246292/19527125/314179903.jpg
Yours of course will be customized with a different zombie picture and your name!
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-21-2008, 10:14 AM
I want to win this but I've never seen a single one of those let alone own any of them. :(
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 10:25 AM
what happens to health packs that are gifted and not needed...do they go back to the giftee....gifter.....the one who gave them?
Yep. You get em back.
Updated Status report coming up in a few...
Believe me...There IS a method to our madness ;)
From the looks of the next challenge, it appears you may have EFFED up.....we need someone with an extensive DVD collection....hmmmmmm...who could that be.
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 10:32 AM
Updated Status Report after Challenge #11 and Round 11 of The Zone
The HDC Machetes
Zero - FIT with 23 HPs,
Rayne - FIT with 34 HPs,
Posher778 - FIT with 19 HPs,
The Return - FIT with 9 HPs,
Psycom5K - FIT with 20 HPs,
Roderick Usher - FIT with 23 HPs,
Dude Guadalupe - FIT with 24 HPs,
Austin316426808 - FIT with 23 HPs.
The HDC WitchBlades
newb - FIT with 25 HPs,
Freak - FIT with 15 HPs,
urgeok2 - FIT with 26 HPs,
Despare - FIT with 0 HPs,
Disease - FIT with 22 HPs,
ChronoGrl - Severely Wounded, (6 bullets)
bloody ribcut - FIT with 10 HPs,
X¤MurderDoll¤X - FIT with 10 HPs.
Newest Bodies in The Morgue :-
Machete Jenna26,
WitchBlade Fortunato.
Rayne
04-21-2008, 10:33 AM
Umm...V...I just played Feed...It has a HUGE cast...It won't fit in one shot...Do you want more than one picture, to get all of the cast, or do you just want as much of the beginning as possible?
Despare
04-21-2008, 10:35 AM
Umm...V...I just played Feed...It has a HUGE cast...It won't fit in one shot...Do you want more than one picture, to get all of the cast, or do you just want as much of the beginning as possible?
My understanding is you just need a pic of the credits... I hope I'm right!
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 10:36 AM
Umm...V...I just played Feed...It has a HUGE cast...It won't fit in one shot...Do you want more than one picture, to get all of the cast, or do you just want as much of the beginning as possible?
One shot of the end credits with the Cast will do.
I MUST see some of the cast listed in it though.
If the image is blurry or not easily distinguishable, no points.
One shot will do.
I MUST see some of the cast listed in it though.
If the image is blurry or not easily distinguishable, no points.
picky...picky....picky
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 10:37 AM
picky...picky....picky
with double points?
Worth it, I deem...hmm. :p
urgeok2
04-21-2008, 10:39 AM
I want to win this but I've never seen a single one of those let alone own any of them. :(
if you promise to show up in time, i promise to give you a piggy back :)
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-21-2008, 11:03 AM
if you promise to show up in time, i promise to give you a piggy back :)
mr. urgeok you have yourself a deal.
(weeee piggyback)
ChronoGrl
04-21-2008, 11:07 AM
From the looks of the next challenge, it appears you may have EFFED up.....we need someone with an extensive DVD collection....hmmmmmm...who could that be.
No no nooooooo... Targeting me was a good idea because I pose such a threat. :p
fortunato
04-21-2008, 11:15 AM
fare thee well, everyone.
i had a wonderful time playing, and i'll continue having a wonderful time watching the carnage from beyond the grave.
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 11:23 AM
Important Rule Regarding Challenge #11
The screencaps you send me SHOULD BE DIFFERENT, for each contestant. If any of them are similar, you stand to LOSE points.
Sorry, but we are advancing in Battle Royale. So the Challenge does get tougher...and will get increasingly tougher.
So, all of those who thought you would merely forward someone else's PMed screencaps, think again...and start hunting those DVDs (or VHSes) down. ;)
Posher778
04-21-2008, 12:09 PM
We're supposed to go and rent or buy the impossible to rent and go to the credits and take a picture... all before wednesday. Hmm. *stubs toe*
BIIITTTTCCCHHHHH
ferretchucker
04-21-2008, 12:36 PM
there should definetely by a "The first ever ZOMBIE HDC Battle Royale" for us deaduns. We could have IT the festering traveller.
Roderick Usher
04-21-2008, 12:49 PM
i don't have the time to track down these movies. I own none of them and wouldn't know how to grab a screenshot anyway.
exactly why I didn't sign up in the first place and resisted the first several offers to join
may as well target me next
I'm probably going to have to head to Italy this week anyway
Rayne
04-21-2008, 01:16 PM
i don't have the time to track down these movies. I own none of them and wouldn't know how to grab a screenshot anyway.
exactly why I didn't sign up in the first place and resisted the first several offers to join
may as well target me next
I'm probably going to have to head to Italy this week anyway
V...May we get a replacement please?
Posher778
04-21-2008, 01:19 PM
V...May we get a replacement please?
Get Seri to do it! That should be a hoot :P
missmacabre
04-21-2008, 01:21 PM
V...May we get a replacement please?
OR bring someone back from the dead who is awesome at this game *cough*:D
Dude Guadalupe
04-21-2008, 01:26 PM
Or have some big explosion and kill everyone
except me
Posher778
04-21-2008, 01:28 PM
Or have some big explosion and kill everyone
except me
Just jump really high.:D
missmacabre
04-21-2008, 01:30 PM
Just jump really high.:D
why aren't you on msn?
Disease
04-21-2008, 01:47 PM
To my team, Wichwatever... I'm shitfaced, I'm l;ucky to swfrite this... I hope I don't miss the challenge deline if I do I will gift all my health packs...
Disease.
x
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-21-2008, 02:17 PM
when is the deadline?
Rayne
04-21-2008, 02:26 PM
when is the deadline?
Wednesday...Noon
Freak
04-21-2008, 03:07 PM
I get the feeling alot of bad things are going to happen with this challenge.
Rayne
04-21-2008, 03:13 PM
I get the feeling alot of bad things are going to happen with this challenge.
Funny...I got that, too
ChronoGrl
04-21-2008, 05:31 PM
I get the feeling alot of bad things are going to happen with this challenge.
Yeah, I call that feeling hope.
mwahahahaha
Freak
04-21-2008, 05:53 PM
Yeah, I call that feeling hope.
mwahahahaha
You evil, evil girl.
_____V_____
04-21-2008, 09:08 PM
i don't have the time to track down these movies. I own none of them and wouldn't know how to grab a screenshot anyway.
exactly why I didn't sign up in the first place and resisted the first several offers to join
may as well target me next
I'm probably going to have to head to Italy this week anyway
V...May we get a replacement please?
The members in your team who DO have the movies in question can take screencaps with subtle changes and pass it around. Like take 3-4 pics while the Cast credits are rolling up, so that there's some variety.
That way you all can help each other out.
If you are really headed out to Italy, Rod...let me know. Its a pretty late stage in Battle Royale, and finding a replacement won't be easy.
I ll see what I can do about it.
GorePhobia
04-21-2008, 09:48 PM
I'll come back from the dead.
It's like the Re-Animator.
Rayne
04-22-2008, 03:25 AM
Some of these REALLY old movies don't HAVE "end credits"...The credits are only listed at the beginning...What should we do about THAT???
Rayne
04-22-2008, 04:07 AM
Which Metropolis do you want?
Original, remastered or doesn't matter?
_____V_____
04-22-2008, 06:39 AM
Some of these REALLY old movies don't HAVE "end credits"...The credits are only listed at the beginning...What should we do about THAT???
As far as I remember, there are 2 movies in that list like that. You might send me a pic of the credits at the beginning.
Which Metropolis do you want?
Original, remastered or doesn't matter?
Any, in which the closing credits show the casting.
ferretchucker
04-22-2008, 08:39 AM
Just now this thing was pretty far down the pag. Too far. The BR will not go too far on my watch!
Rayne
04-22-2008, 08:47 AM
Just now this thing was pretty far down the pag. Too far. The BR will not go too far on my watch!I think it's because a few of us may be finding this latest challenge to be a bit difficult...
urgeok2
04-22-2008, 08:48 AM
ok .. i'm in.
psych !!!!!!!!!!!
_____V_____
04-22-2008, 08:50 AM
First Update of the Morning
Less than 23 hours remain till the deadline...and there are ZERO (no, not you redhead) PMs in my box.
Talk about tough challenges...:p
Rayne
04-22-2008, 08:50 AM
ok .. i'm in.
psych !!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA...I was REALLY trying to make it in by noon today...
But...I still need ONE MORE!!!!...AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!...Dammit
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get it either :(
ferretchucker
04-22-2008, 08:51 AM
Do you mean, everyone except Zero has sent one in, or nobody has? I'm confused! :confused:
Rayne
04-22-2008, 10:25 AM
Okay, quick question
Are any of my team members besides Zero, Return and Dustin, even ATTEMPTING to do this challenge?
urgeok2
04-22-2008, 10:47 AM
Okay, quick question
Are any of my team members besides Zero, Return and Dustin, even ATTEMPTING to do this challenge?
from what i've read - i dont think Rod will be helping :D
ferretchucker
04-22-2008, 10:58 AM
this looks like the hardest challenge yet. Where are you meant to get these pictures?!?!
Psycom5k
04-22-2008, 11:47 AM
Okay, quick question
Are any of my team members besides Zero, Return and Dustin, even ATTEMPTING to do this challenge?
I'm trying, but i'm not having any success
Posher778
04-22-2008, 12:32 PM
No luck......
GorePhobia
04-22-2008, 02:19 PM
So does anyone that is Undead want an awesome HDC Battle Royale Undead signature like myself, Jenna, Neverending and Ferret?
I will make you one just PM me.
Freak
04-22-2008, 04:27 PM
I've had no luck what so ever.I even went to the local video store and couldn't find a one of these movies.
Dante'sInferno
04-22-2008, 04:29 PM
So does anyone that is Undead want an awesome HDC Battle Royale Undead signature like myself, Jenna, Neverending and Ferret?
I will make you one just PM me.I do!Can i get one too?
Rayne
04-22-2008, 05:08 PM
I do!Can i get one too?
HAHA...Nice sig...I got one for ya (it's my favorite of that series)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/sharkbite.jpg
Dante'sInferno
04-22-2008, 05:19 PM
HAHA...Nice sig...I got one for ya (it's my favorite of that series)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/sharkbite.jpgHeh,that's awsome.:D
_____V_____
04-22-2008, 05:59 PM
SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!!
A male body was found near the WitchBlades' bunker. His head was smashed in and there was no way of knowing who it was. Upon closer inspection in the Morgue, the tattoo on his left arm revealed his identity.
It was...
Machete Roderick Usher!!!
(citing his personal reasons and a busy schedule, he has opted out)
Sorry Machetes...I know that's a big blow to you. We are currently investigating as to who did this.
Meanwhile, I have been talking to a possible reinforcement for Rod in your team. If they agree, you will stand reinforced.
I will post an update on the situation later.
Posher778
04-22-2008, 06:05 PM
I think it was Rayne.
Where did you find the cloverfield gif? I want some.......
Dante'sInferno
04-22-2008, 06:13 PM
Where did you find the cloverfield gif? I want some.......Me too..........
neverending
04-22-2008, 06:14 PM
right click, save as......
here's another
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/clovermonstar_2.gif
urgeok2
04-22-2008, 06:58 PM
jesus christ -
re. this challenge : never again.
GorePhobia
04-22-2008, 08:12 PM
Fun stuff!
Dante is now AN UNDEAD!!
Rayne
04-22-2008, 08:17 PM
jesus christ -
re. this challenge : never again.
Heh...What's the matter there, Sweetheart?...Having a little trouble, are you? :p
Me too :o
Rayne
04-22-2008, 08:27 PM
I think it was Rayne.
I do believe that he was found in YOUR camp...Hmm...Nice way to attempt to point the finger AWAY from yourself...
*Eyes Newb suspiciously*
GorePhobia
04-22-2008, 09:03 PM
Rayne would never do anything like that!!
Rayne
04-22-2008, 11:43 PM
AND...
Mine are IN
With no Castle Of Blood
I freaking HATE giving up!:mad: :(
Rayne
04-22-2008, 11:54 PM
Here's your stupid Danza Macabra
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/welcome/skeleton_dancing_hw.gif
Psycom5k
04-22-2008, 11:56 PM
Phew, mine are in too. I'm going to bed.
Dude Guadalupe
04-23-2008, 12:15 AM
Done :D
i'm as in as i can be.
i hope all the other machetes wake up and get to rocking!
In
I didn't think I was going to make it today......but I figured with all the work some people put into this....I'd better:D
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 05:10 AM
fuck it ... i'll go in with what we have too than ... looks like we're going to lose this one.
(wish i'd have known that before !)
Rayne
04-23-2008, 05:42 AM
fuck it ... i'll go in with what we have too than ... looks like we're going to lose this one.
Don't be so sure about that...We're a person short
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 05:47 AM
Don't be so sure about that...We're a person short
well, we'll find out in 2 hours.
i sure hope the entire team gets in by 12.
Rayne
04-23-2008, 06:18 AM
well, we'll find out in 2 hours.
i sure hope the entire team gets in by 12.
ME TOO!
Good luck to you guys :), *Shakes hand*
*Chokes neck*
:D
Disease
04-23-2008, 06:21 AM
Well I put mine in earlier this morning, hmm, I haven't heard from a few people today...
Rayne
04-23-2008, 06:21 AM
Well I put mine in earlier this morning, hmm, I haven't heard from a few people today...
We've got some MIA's, too
Disease
04-23-2008, 06:23 AM
I don't think either team is going for maximin points, it's going to be more that of who has more people who remember the deadline is TODAY AT 12:00PM!!!!!!
Rayne
04-23-2008, 06:26 AM
I don't think either team is going for maximin points, it's going to be more that of who has more people who remember the deadline is TODAY AT 12:00PM!!!!!!
Yeah...It's actually pretty exciting...Because we have NO clue how it's going to go
This is fun, isn't it? :)
I don't think anyone will EVER be able to top Roderick's last '3 minutes', under the wire move, though...That was awesome :D...At least he went out with a bang...Rest his soul
Disease
04-23-2008, 06:30 AM
Yeah...It's actually pretty exciting...Because we have NO clue how it's going to go
This is fun, isn't it? :)
I don't think anyone will EVER be able to top Roderick's last '3 minutes', under the wire move, though...That was awesome :D...At least he went out with a bang...Rest his soul
Rod was a bit like that over the hill guy who nominated himself for the draft and then played one game for the year... At least he ended up on your team.:p
missmacabre
04-23-2008, 06:30 AM
Machete Roderick Usher!!!
(citing his personal reasons and a busy schedule, he has opted out)
Sorry Machetes...I know that's a big blow to you. We are currently investigating as to who did this.
Meanwhile, I have been talking to a possible reinforcement for Rod in your team. If they agree, you will stand reinforced.
I will post an update on the situation later.
and if they don't I know someone who wants revenge. ;)
Rayne
04-23-2008, 07:11 AM
How is V going to have time to look through all of these if he isn't even here yet?
Oh...He's probably not really expecting very many of them:o
Disease
04-23-2008, 07:16 AM
How is V going to have time to look through all of these if he isn't even here yet?
Oh...He's probably not really expecting very many of them:o
Calm, Calm, take a deap breath.... :D
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 07:29 AM
sung to the tune of Eine kleine Nachtmusik :
we're fucked, we're fucked
we're fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked,
we're fucked, we're fucked
we're fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked,
fucked fucked, we're truely fucked fucked,
we're truely fucked fucked
we're truely fucked fucked
were really fuck fuck fuckedy fuck fucked,fuckedy fucked fuck fuckedy fuuuucked
fuuuucking fucked fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fuuucked
fufucking fuuuucked
fucking fuuuuuucked
fucking fuck fuck fuckedy fuuuucked.
thank you, and good night.
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh109/laugonzo/mozart.jpg
ferretchucker
04-23-2008, 07:32 AM
Lol. I don't think __V__ will be here in time! :O
_____V_____
04-23-2008, 07:55 AM
DEADLINE IS UP!!!
Let's see what the scores are...
The_Return
04-23-2008, 08:02 AM
Shiiiiit....this'll be tight:eek:
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 08:04 AM
Shiiiiit....this'll be tight:eek:
Just like a virgin prostitute. :)
The_Return
04-23-2008, 08:05 AM
Just like a virgin prostitute. :)
Just like your mom 40 years back.
Despare
04-23-2008, 08:07 AM
Just like your mom 40 years back.
His mom's only 37.
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 08:08 AM
Just like your mom 40 years back.
http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module2/74156/bunny_sad_qjpreviewth.jpg
You're mean. :(
Disease
04-23-2008, 08:08 AM
Just like your mom 40 years back.
She was still tight last night... ;)
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 08:14 AM
She was still tight last night... ;)
Dude, lay off my mom, cause I just got off of yours.
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 08:15 AM
you can all have your way with my mom .. if thats the kind of thing you like ..
but i dont know how desperate you'd have to be to hit that ..
yikes.
Rayne
04-23-2008, 08:16 AM
HaHa...MY mom's HOT...They'd totally go for that
And I'm not kidding :D
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 08:18 AM
mine sure as hell isnt
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 08:19 AM
you can all have your way with my mom .. if thats the kind of thing you like ..
but i dont know how desperate you'd have to be to hit that ..
yikes.
http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/pdi/Granny.jpg
What are you talking about? Who wouldn't want to hit that? :D
Despare
04-23-2008, 08:19 AM
anybody's grandma hot?:(
Yeah but you might be a little old for her. ;)
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 08:19 AM
anybody's grandma hot?:(
you just take it easy there oldtimer.
sit on the porch for a spell, take a load off.
you dont want to go straining anything - thinking about what the young people do to make babies and such.
edit ... oops .. given your recent events - that was a tad insensitive ! ouch !
take a load off.
thats what i'm trying to do
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 08:24 AM
thats what i'm trying to do
here .. try this :
some porn appropriate for a person your age
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/Appy/other/NG2.jpg
and something to catch the dust puffs :D
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk299/jessy130517/Kleenex.jpg
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04-23-2008, 08:34 AM
RESULTS OF CHALLENGE #11 OF HDC BATTLE ROYALE
I welcome both - The HDC Machetes & The HDC WitchBlades, to your 11th Results Meeting.
There were plenty of interesting and innovative tries at the hardest Challenge of Battle Royale yet. I must credit some of you who did their damndest best at getting the answers (and passing it on to the lucky few who didn't have to work for it)...kudos.
And in a rather surprising twist of fate, both groups had 1 person who didn't send in an entry, and 1 person who scored VERY less. (due to a reason which I will explain in a bit)
Most of you know the correct answers, so I wont bother posting all of them all over again. Let's just go to the very interesting scoreboard and see how you ALL fared...
...which comes up next.
here .. try this :
some porn appropriate for a person your age
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/Appy/other/NG2.jpg
lol...back "in the day" that was the only porn we could get.
pretty girls...but the plates in the lips were a bit distracting
Rayne
04-23-2008, 08:38 AM
I'm guessing this means another tie...Maybe
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 08:38 AM
lol...back "in the day" that was the only porn we could get.
pretty girls...but the plates in the lips were a bit distracting
and the infants stuck to each breast
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 08:39 AM
I'm guessing this means another tie...Maybe
not if 1 person on 1 side scored poorly
Rayne
04-23-2008, 08:42 AM
not if 1 person on 1 side scored poorly
And in a rather surprising twist of fate, both groups had 1 person who didn't send in an entry, and 1 person who scored VERY less.
...........................
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 08:45 AM
...........................
hmmm .. i guess i read it seperately from the 'both teams'
weird that the same thing would have happened on both sides
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04-23-2008, 08:46 AM
The Scoreboard for Challenge #11
Alright, here we go...
The HDC Machetes
Posher778 - 24 points
Rayne - 28 points
Dude Guadalupe - 28 points
Psycom5K - 28 points
Austin316426808 - 00 points (*None of your images linked from photobucket worked, says "This Image Has Been Moved or Deleted")
Zero - 26 points
The Return - 26 points
Illdojo (Rod's replacement) - 00 points (*no entry submitted)
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TOTAL - 160 points
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Now let's see how the Witchblades fared...
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 08:47 AM
omfg no....
The_Return
04-23-2008, 08:48 AM
HUGE relief...I was on the edge of my seat seeing if you'd count mine or not. Like I said, time zones mess with my mind - thought I might have sent 'em off too late.
Rayne
04-23-2008, 08:51 AM
omfg no....
UGH...I bet Austin put them together in notepad, then copy/pasted them onto his PM...Sometimes when you do that, the links get a space in them, and they show up as 'removed or deleted'...Almost happened to ME once, but I ALWAYS send my answers to myself and make sure everything's working, before I send them to V
Oh well...Whatever happened...I'm betting there was a space in there...And...Live and Learn...
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 08:57 AM
looks like it happened to us too ...
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 08:58 AM
UGH...I bet Austin put them together in notepad, then copy/pasted them onto his PM...Sometimes when you do that, the links get a space in them, and they show up as 'removed or deleted'...Almost happened to ME once, but I ALWAYS send my answers to myself and make sure everything's working, before I send them to V
Oh well...Whatever happened...I'm betting there was a space in there...And...Live and Learn...
I do that all the time but I've never had that problem.
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04-23-2008, 09:00 AM
The HDC WitchBlades
Freak - 04 points (*ALL images, except two, are hotlinked to Urge's PhotoBucket)
Despare - 24 points (*Metropolis pic had no cast OR casting)
X¤MurderDoll¤X - 22 points (*Metropolis pic had no cast OR casting, & Meet The Feebles pic had no voice-over list)
Disease - 24 points (*Metropolis pic had no cast OR casting)
ChronoGrl - 02 points (*ALL images, except one, are hotlinked to Urge's PhotoBucket)
Newb - 02 points (*Meet The Feebles pic had voice-over list, rest of the pics hotlinked to Urge's PhotoBucket)
Urgeok2 - 24 points (*Metropolis pic had no cast OR casting)
Bloody_Ribcut - 00 points (*No Entry Submitted)
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TOTAL - 102 points
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This means that...THE MACHETES HAVE WON CHALLENGE #11!! (yet again)
Let's see what they have won...and what's in store for The Witchblades...
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 09:01 AM
oops
...................
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 09:01 AM
Ahahahahahahahaha You Guys Have Urg's Library Behind You And We Still Won.
The_Return
04-23-2008, 09:02 AM
YEAAAAHHHHHH!
Feels good to see someone else get fucked over the same way I did last round:p
Despare
04-23-2008, 09:03 AM
Meet The Feebles pic had voice-over list)
Did they have puppeteers though? Or even the people who performed the songs? A puppeteer controls the actual characters you see... that's part of the cast for sure. I didn't see their entries so I can't say for sure but did you say the voice talent was the clincher for Feebles?
damnit
meet the feebles had only about 6 cast members....kinda hard to get different pics of that
Disease
04-23-2008, 09:04 AM
So we are the hunted... Damn, I've only got to hunt once so far, I was looking forward to some blood on my hands, someone elses...
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 09:04 AM
YEAAAAHHHHHH!
Feels good to see someone else get fucked over the same way I did last round:p
Not exactly, Chrono got one right
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 09:04 AM
Meet The Feebles pic had voice-over list)
Did they have puppeteers though? Or even the people who performed the songs? A puppeteer controls the actual characters you see... that's part of the cast for sure. I didn't see their entries so I can't say for sure but did you say the voice talent was the clincher for Feebles?
moot point - we royally fucked up anyway.
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 09:05 AM
V can we get an update on hps?
Rayne
04-23-2008, 09:06 AM
I do that all the time but I've never had that problem.
I think it depends on the settings or something...Mine always makes spaces, even in my text...It skips lines when I copy/paste it from notepad to anything else...I always have to take the spaces out...I have no idea why it happens, but it's a pain in the ass.
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04-23-2008, 09:07 AM
Reminds me...there's another change in The WitchBlades scoreboard...
...for Newb, and Freak.
Rayne
04-23-2008, 09:07 AM
Meet The Feebles pic had voice-over list)
Did they have puppeteers though? Or even the people who performed the songs? A puppeteer controls the actual characters you see... that's part of the cast for sure. I didn't see their entries so I can't say for sure but did you say the voice talent was the clincher for Feebles?I checked IMDB to see who THEY had listed as 'cast' and went with that...IMDB only listed voice actors...
And, they're rolling credits, so you can take many shots from different points.
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04-23-2008, 09:09 AM
damnit
meet the feebles had only about 6 cast members....kinda hard to get different pics of that
Yes, but the Machetes managed it.
Yes, but the Machetes managed it.
yeah but they suck
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 09:12 AM
this is actually a huge relief .. to be honest - it couldnt have been more perfect
this is actually a huge relief .. to be honest - it couldnt have been more perfect
come again?
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 09:14 AM
come again?
i'm tired ... i just want them to kill me and get it over with :)
ferretchucker
04-23-2008, 09:14 AM
I wonder what the punishment is.
i'm tired ... i just want them to kill me and get it over with :)
I wouldn't worry.....they can't hit the side of a barn:D
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 09:15 AM
I wouldn't worry.....they can't hit the side of a barn:D
you mean .. because they all suck and they're wimps ?
and they suck ?
something like that
oh....and also....because they suck
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 09:17 AM
Nice try, not falling for it.
Nice try, not falling for it.
thats because
you suck
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04-23-2008, 09:19 AM
THE PENALTY OF LOSING CHALLENGE #11 OF BATTLE ROYALE
Since the Challenge was very tough, the penalty is relatively easy.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/arcticwolf17/magnum.jpg
All The Witchblades are let into the Hunting Season Zone, with a Smith & Wesson Magnum .44 WITH THREE BULLETS each. All of you are free to choose your own targets, but THOSE WILL BE ONE FROM YOUR OWN GROUP.
You are also free to choose different members for your three bullets.
Also, since you will be hunting one (possibly two) of your own, there will be NO GIFTING of health packs this time.
(And don't worry, The Predator stays LOCKED IN for This Round)
You have until Noon EST tomorrow to fire your Magnums at each other. Not firing even a SINGLE Magnum will mean EACH ONE OF YOU WILL BE SHOT 15 TIMES by the Snipers in The Watchtowers!!
Sorry Witchblades...and all the best!
Now let's see what The Machetes have won...
The_Return
04-23-2008, 09:19 AM
Not exactly, Chrono got one right
Point taken, but she still made the same mistake.
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 09:20 AM
thats because
you suck
Look guys I found a picture of Urg and Newb
http://videodetective.com/photos/118/004966_3.jpg
THE PENALTY OF LOSING CHALLENGE #11 OF BATTLE ROYALE
Since the Challenge was very tough, the penalty is relatively easy.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/arcticwolf17/magnum.jpg
All The Witchblades are let into the Hunting Season Zone, with a Smith & Wesson Magnum .44 WITH THREE BULLETS each. All of you are free to choose your own targets, but THOSE WILL BE ONE FROM YOUR OWN GROUP.
You are also free to choose different members for your three bullets.
Also, since you will be hunting one (possibly two) of your own, there will be NO GIFTING of health packs this time.
(And don't worry, The Predator stays LOCKED IN for This Round)
You have until Noon EST tomorrow to fire your Magnums at each other. Not firing even a SINGLE Magnum will mean EACH ONE OF YOU WILL BE SHOT 15 TIMES by the Snipers in The Watchtowers!!
Sorry Witchblades...and all the best!
Now let's see what The Machetes have won...
you are a cruel bastard
Disease
04-23-2008, 09:21 AM
So we have to kill each other, great!
Does this mean the Machetes are not hunting us either?
Also can you shoot yourself?
ferretchucker
04-23-2008, 09:21 AM
pretty easy penalty unless someone forgets!
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 09:21 AM
Nice try, not falling for it.
falling for what ? we have no strategy anymore - we just figured we'd have fun saying 'you suck' before we all get killed.
it's not like it's inappropriate - because - to your discredit - you guys do suck
Psycom5k
04-23-2008, 09:22 AM
Damnit, we were supposed to take out a couple this round v...
urgeok2
04-23-2008, 09:23 AM
THE PENALTY OF LOSING CHALLENGE #11 OF BATTLE ROYALE
Since the Challenge was very tough, the penalty is relatively easy.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/arcticwolf17/magnum.jpg
All The Witchblades are let into the Hunting Season Zone, with a Smith & Wesson Magnum .44 WITH THREE BULLETS each. All of you are free to choose your own targets, but THOSE WILL BE ONE FROM YOUR OWN GROUP.
You are also free to choose different members for your three bullets.
Also, since you will be hunting one (possibly two) of your own, there will be NO GIFTING of health packs this time.
(And don't worry, The Predator stays LOCKED IN for This Round)
You have until Noon EST tomorrow to fire your Magnums at each other. Not firing even a SINGLE Magnum will mean EACH ONE OF YOU WILL BE SHOT 15 TIMES by the Snipers in The Watchtowers!!
Sorry Witchblades...and all the best!
Now let's see what The Machetes have won...
oh shit this sucks
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04-23-2008, 09:23 AM
So we have to kill each other, great!
Does this mean the Machetes are not hunting us either?
Also can you shoot yourself?
- Yes.
- Nope.
- Nope, unless you want all of the group members shot 15 times by the snipers.
_____V_____
04-23-2008, 09:24 AM
Damnit, we were supposed to take out a couple this round v...
You are the winners of Challenge #11, and its not necessary that you be the Hunters every outing. Remember Challenge #1?
Don't worry, you have won...hence the Reward Chamber awaits you...
Disease
04-23-2008, 09:24 AM
- Yes.
- Nope.
- Nope, unless you want all of the group members shot 15 times by the snipers.
So we have to shoot each other and the Machetes are coming for us, fuck! :eek:
Edit, oh, you must have misread my second question, okay, so it's just us in a moment of madness, now who didn't get there answers in, hmmm...
Rayne
04-23-2008, 09:25 AM
thats because
you suck
That ENTIRE exchange was funny as hell...And THIS was the perfect ending to it...You guys should get a show :)
The_Return
04-23-2008, 09:26 AM
Damnit, we were supposed to take out a couple this round v...
Yeah man, like V says...we DID win, and we ARE heading to the reward chamber - which, in the long run, will likely allow us to take out even more than we would have as hunters.
Disease
04-23-2008, 09:27 AM
O.k, so what is the health pack update ______V______