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07-27-2006, 05:10 AM
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PC Horror
How about some "politically Correct Horror"? Okay, it doesnt have to be ENTIRELY horror, but mostly. Some examples:
Hannibal Lecter is not a manipulative cannibal, he is a Same Species ingester with extreme influencing abilities. And they arent "Zombies" they are Mobile Expired Persons
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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sadly, some of those arent jokes.
notice how the advertising people managed to phase out "used" cars into "Pre-owned" without people really noticing? Now "pre-owned" is getting phased out for "Pre-enjoyed". I'm waiting for "Not quite factory direct" Oh, and for the first time in my life, i am not an employee. I am an "Associate". Of course, because of how close to six figures i am working, they could call me "retarded snot monkey" and i would probably live with it. Actually, I rather like retarded snot monkey. it has a nice ring to it.
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07-27-2006, 09:29 AM
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Vampire: Those with a dietary need for the blood of others
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I bump into things a lot, but I'm not a klutz, I'm "spacially unaware".
Werewolf - A person suffering from "Lunar effected canid enhancement disorder".
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