PC Horror
 

How about some "politically Correct Horror"? Okay, it doesnt have to be ENTIRELY horror, but mostly. Some examples:

Hannibal Lecter is not a manipulative cannibal, he is a Same Species ingester with extreme influencing abilities.

And they arent "Zombies" they are Mobile Expired Persons

Morally Impaired Living Deficient = Evil Dead




HaHa...Read some of THESE

sadly, some of those arent jokes.

notice how the advertising people managed to phase out "used" cars into "Pre-owned" without people really noticing? Now "pre-owned" is getting phased out for "Pre-enjoyed".

I'm waiting for "Not quite factory direct"


Oh, and for the first time in my life, i am not an employee. I am an "Associate".

Of course, because of how close to six figures i am working, they could call me "retarded snot monkey" and i would probably live with it.



Actually, I rather like retarded snot monkey. it has a nice ring to it.

Vampire: Those with a dietary need for the blood of others

I bump into things a lot, but I'm not a klutz, I'm "spacially unaware".

Werewolf - A person suffering from "Lunar effected canid enhancement disorder".