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Where and what
Youre in your house watching a horror movie when the news comes on and says a masked murderer who is in your town then the door blows open and there's a 8foot tall man or woman and has a axe you run and hide and grab a weapon but where would you hide and what would you use
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If an 8 ft. tall dude comes through my door, i'm gonna throw him a basketball.
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ok 6 foot en
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I watch tv in my bedroom which is where I have 2 guns, so I wouldn't hide at all. I'd get a gun and do what I have to do.
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Whatever The Fuck Ever Last edited by AUSTIN316426808; 01-30-2006 at 10:41 AM. |
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No, you basically say to them, "Look, uh, the radio says there's an axe murderer roaming around somewhere near, and I see that you happen to have an axe, which is very fortuitous...so you would be the perfect person to defend my home against the murderer...."
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the killer is jason
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Make him a cup of tea and try to get him to give me his story.
Me: So, Jason, what was it like the first time you hacked a teenager to death? Jason: ... Me: Was it theraputic? Fun? Or were you just really bored and pissed off at the system? Jason: .... Got any lemon?
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"I AM JESUS. NOW DROP YOUR SWEET LITTLE PANTIES."
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something like...jase!!jase my old man.. see he must be htting 50 something by now.. aint you a little too old for this ..huh..?? Why not make a career change. I would prolly drop to the floor and beg.. 'WHYYYYYYYY..WHYYYYYYY..of all houses in this street...why choose mine.'
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I don't watch tv much, so I wouldn't know. But I'd grab 3 of my swords, 4 knives, 2 guns, my blowgun and my throwing axe. That should hold anyone off. I have no reason to hide either. I'm not scared of anything.
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