Where and what
 

Youre in your house watching a horror movie when the news comes on and says a masked murderer who is in your town then the door blows open and there's a 8foot tall man or woman and has a axe you run and hide and grab a weapon but where would you hide and what would you use

If an 8 ft. tall dude comes through my door, i'm gonna throw him a basketball.

ok 6 foot en

I watch tv in my bedroom which is where I have 2 guns, so I wouldn't hide at all. I'd get a gun and do what I have to do.

No, you basically say to them, "Look, uh, the radio says there's an axe murderer roaming around somewhere near, and I see that you happen to have an axe, which is very fortuitous...so you would be the perfect person to defend my home against the murderer...."

the killer is jason

Make him a cup of tea and try to get him to give me his story.

Me: So, Jason, what was it like the first time you hacked a teenager to death?

Jason: ...

Me: Was it theraputic? Fun? Or were you just really bored and pissed off at the system?

Jason: .... Got any lemon?

"I AM JESUS. NOW DROP YOUR SWEET LITTLE PANTIES."

LOL..
something like...jase!!jase my old man..
see he must be htting 50 something by now..
aint you a little too old for this ..huh..??
Why not make a career change.

I would prolly drop to the floor and beg..
'WHYYYYYYYY..WHYYYYYYY..of all houses in this street...why choose mine.'

I don't watch tv much, so I wouldn't know. But I'd grab 3 of my swords, 4 knives, 2 guns, my blowgun and my throwing axe. That should hold anyone off. I have no reason to hide either. I'm not scared of anything.