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12-06-2005, 10:45 AM
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Post your sick Xmas ideas here.
1. Ike and Tina Turner dolls with removable black eyes
2. Deliverance the board game 3. Butch Barbie 4. Twister for Dummies 5. My first Taxidermy kit
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. 
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12-06-2005, 10:57 AM
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lmao!
1. Eliminate my stupid-ass uncles. 2. For me and Sydney to get back together (Not a sick one). 3. Snap my fingers and my my other two exes dissapear for bugging the shit out of me. 4. Scare a bunch of people with my collection of sharp objects. 5. Mutilation 101.
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12-06-2005, 11:02 AM
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Re: Post your sick Xmas ideas here.
Quote:
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12-06-2005, 11:55 AM
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OK - here's my sickest XMas presents:
1) Swastika baby rattle 2) Ronco's "Do-it-yourself circumcision kit" 3) Mattel's "My First Pet Funeral" package - with special fast acting poison 4) The Rush Limbaugh Bible - now in a special kid-friendly version 5) and, for the most horrifying, a Sam Alito Confirmation - makes my blood turn cold
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12-06-2005, 12:17 PM
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jessica simpson with oompah loompah legs
Mariah Carey with mama cass elliots body Barbie doll that when you push her head down ..small blades come out all over her body.
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12-06-2005, 12:18 PM
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framed pieces of Ed Gein's collection
blow-up dolls for paedos that explode on contact a machine where if a dog poops on your garden it catapults it straight onto the owner electrecution phone cord to get pesky sales people :p
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12-06-2005, 12:48 PM
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12-06-2005, 12:54 PM
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12-06-2005, 12:59 PM
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12-06-2005, 01:29 PM
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Betty Crockers Ultimate Canibal Cookbook
Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson Holiday Love Songs Puppy's for all the little Muslim kids..
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