Post your sick Xmas ideas here.
 

1. Ike and Tina Turner dolls with removable black eyes

2. Deliverance the board game

3. Butch Barbie

4. Twister for Dummies

5. My first Taxidermy kit

lmao!

1. Eliminate my stupid-ass uncles.

2. For me and Sydney to get back together (Not a sick one).

3. Snap my fingers and my my other two exes dissapear for bugging the shit out of me.

4. Scare a bunch of people with my collection of sharp objects.

5. Mutilation 101.

Re: Post your sick Xmas ideas here.
 

Very funny..Deliverance the board game! "Its your turn" "NO its your turn"...too funny

OK - here's my sickest XMas presents:

1) Swastika baby rattle

2) Ronco's "Do-it-yourself circumcision kit"

3) Mattel's "My First Pet Funeral" package - with special fast acting poison

4) The Rush Limbaugh Bible - now in a special kid-friendly version

5) and, for the most horrifying, a Sam Alito Confirmation - makes my blood turn cold

jessica simpson with oompah loompah legs
Mariah Carey with mama cass elliots body

Barbie doll that when you push her head down ..small blades come out all over her body.

framed pieces of Ed Gein's collection
blow-up dolls for paedos that explode on contact
a machine where if a dog poops on your garden it catapults it straight onto the owner
electrecution phone cord to get pesky sales people
:p

ROTFLMMFAO!!! It sounds like an advertisement from a really sick Toy's R Us. HA!

That is really neat!!:)

Betty Crockers Ultimate Canibal Cookbook

Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson Holiday Love Songs

Puppy's for all the little Muslim kids..