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02-04-2005, 03:00 PM
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The Truth Of Internet Dating
Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male! And that's the story, Virus...I mean Cyrus.
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02-04-2005, 06:40 PM
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Re: The Truth Of Internet Dating
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LMAO: :p Is your real name Cyrus? ;)
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02-06-2005, 06:19 PM
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Wasn't Cyrus the Virus the guy from Hackers?
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yes i think he is plus it the name of the guy in thir13en ghost
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02-06-2005, 08:13 PM
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Cyrus The Virus was from Con Air
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Cyrus Kriticos was the uncle that was suppose to be dead in hte remake and original.
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Was a country singer. Now he is the retarded doctor with a mullet on PAX.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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02-07-2005, 06:24 AM
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The truth of internet dating?
here it is: This is the one who says she likes to wear tight clothes and has big tits: 
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