The Truth Of Internet Dating
 

Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!

And that's the story, Virus...I mean Cyrus.

Re: The Truth Of Internet Dating
 

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Is your real name Cyrus? ;)

Wasn't Cyrus the Virus the guy from Hackers?

aren't you the retard from that movie:confused:

yes i think he is plus it the name of the guy in thir13en ghost

Cyrus The Virus was from Con Air

Cyrus Kriticos was the uncle that was suppose to be dead in hte remake and original.

Yes, but Billy Ray Cyrus is the country singer.........

Was a country singer. Now he is the retarded doctor with a mullet on PAX.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

The truth of internet dating?

here it is:

This is the one who says she likes to wear tight clothes and has big tits:
http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-6.jpg