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10-18-2008, 02:44 PM
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3 Stupid Questions
Since everyone gets 1 stupid question a day, I've been stockpiling mine.
1. How did I get a referral on my profile? I haven't referred anybody to this place. 2. Who is Chainsaw Guy and 3. why can't I scroll down his threads? I posted in this one - http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8299 and can't even see my reply. Then I started tripping over other threads of his, and can't see anything but the initial post. He isn't banned, so what's the deal- resident magician? 
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10-18-2008, 02:47 PM
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1. A wizard did it.
2. A guy. 3. Because he's the wizard.
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10-18-2008, 02:51 PM
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1) why doesnt hair grow green ?
2) what is the square root of rocks 3) if a train leaves london at 3:00am and one of the passengers is eating reeses pieces, at the same time a car leaves paris with a flat tire and a back seat full of used flasglight batteries doing 3000 miles an hour, whick one is covered in thick dense oily unicorn spit ?
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10-18-2008, 02:55 PM
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1. It does. It's just a very brownish green.
2. A chunk of rock that when multiplied with an equal sized chunk is equivalent to the size of the original rocks. 3. Neither, it's a trick question. Cars don't go 3,000 miles an hour.
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10-18-2008, 02:59 PM
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1) Why are eggs egg-shaped and cones cone-shaped, but hearts aren't heart-shaped?
2) Why doesn't watermelon candy taste like watermelons? 3) Why do people keep building houses on the Florida coast, knowing that they'll eventually get wiped out?
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10-18-2008, 02:59 PM
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do mexicans go to heaven?
why are we paid in paper and worthless metals? who is festered?
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10-18-2008, 03:17 PM
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I'm sorry, I was busy reading this- http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13721 ....what were you saying?
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