3 Stupid Questions
 

Since everyone gets 1 stupid question a day, I've been stockpiling mine.

1. How did I get a referral on my profile? I haven't referred anybody to this place.

2. Who is Chainsaw Guy and 3. why can't I scroll down his threads? I posted in this one - http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8299 and can't even see my reply. Then I started tripping over other threads of his, and can't see anything but the initial post. He isn't banned, so what's the deal- resident magician?

1. A wizard did it.
2. A guy.
3. Because he's the wizard.

1) why doesnt hair grow green ?
2) what is the square root of rocks
3) if a train leaves london at 3:00am and one of the passengers is eating reeses pieces, at the same time a car leaves paris with a flat tire and a back seat full of used flasglight batteries doing 3000 miles an hour, whick one is covered in thick dense oily unicorn spit ?

1. It does. It's just a very brownish green.
2. A chunk of rock that when multiplied with an equal sized chunk is equivalent to the size of the original rocks.
3. Neither, it's a trick question. Cars don't go 3,000 miles an hour.

1) Why are eggs egg-shaped and cones cone-shaped, but hearts aren't heart-shaped?

2) Why doesn't watermelon candy taste like watermelons?

3) Why do people keep building houses on the Florida coast, knowing that they'll eventually get wiped out?

Answer(part 1)

Answer(part 2)

Answer(part 3)

Duck sausage.

do mexicans go to heaven?



why are we paid in paper and worthless metals?





who is festered?

I'm sorry, I was busy reading this-

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13721

....what were you saying?

You quoted him and responded. You don't have to ask him what he said, it's right there for you to read. Dumbass.