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			I put a thing of cream cheese in the microwave once because it was kinda frozen. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I pretty much refuse to use a microwave, I just have an aversion to microwave food. Though the one thing that comes to my mind when I look at this thread... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Gremlins. Jam those little bastards in there, two at a time if possible.  | 
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			I don't have one at the moment - I only really ever used one to reheat things, keep sauces warm, or cook less-fat crispy bacon - something that can be done quite well with the right equipment. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I've often wondered how mercury would react... Sparklers and matches catch on fire, I assume fireworks may explode. Just felt like saying that I like putting packs of gummibears in the microwave, of course I empty them into a bowl first...they just melt together, you can either construct a super-gummi and refrigerate, or, you can eat it in goop stage. I like both. 
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			Haha that super-gummi sounds awesome.  I haven't eaten shit with Gellatine in it for ages.  I used to love that shit.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Put a bar of soap in the microwave.It's pretty cool what happens.don't know if it matters what brand you use but I used Irish Spring.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			one really fun thing to put in the microwave is a blank cd: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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