Things not to put into the microwave.
 

Yes. Some things you just don't. Like I put a hard-boiled egg in the microwave once to heat it up--it was peeled and ready to eat, except for the fact that it was cold--and I turned the thing on. 30 seconds later, POP! The whole thing just exploded leaving bits of egg all over the inside of the microwave. Bad idea.

Happened to me once. You'll live.

And metal spoonware....or anything metal for that matter. Same thing about not mixing bleach and ammonia together...but that's for another day.

Lead Crystal, another microwave don't--it will melt.

Okay, you shouldn't put them in the microwave. But what about things you should?

Glow Sticks: They glow much brighter though they only last half as long. And they do leak if in for too long.

Crisp Packets: In a matter of seconds they shrink to less than a playing card.

Tin Foil: It makes cool plasma arcs.

A lit match under a glass: Makes a huge ball of plasma rise to the top of the glass and stay there. WARNING - The glass may smash.

Jesus! All that stuff sounds dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone on Earth!!

I would put a Scotch Egg in, though, to see what would happen.

I do that often: doing stuff just to see what will happen. It doesn't always end "peachy."

I'll second the no metal thing. I melted my travel mug and filled the whole room with smoke, thus setting off my dorm's fire alarm.

babies.

you'd think the microwave would be perfect to dry them off when they get out of the bath, but no.

:D messy lil fuckers

Marshmellows are a yes, puppies are a no unless you want some major clean-up.