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04-08-2004, 05:20 PM
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Charlie Murphy: "Hey Prince man its kinda hot out here man. You gotta towell?"
Prince: "Why dont you go Purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minatanka." "I saw this robbing from a mile away. Thats why i hid my car keys up my ass."
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04-08-2004, 07:23 PM
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" is it almost lunch time cause i smell sombody cooking"
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I was blind but now I see
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04-08-2004, 07:51 PM
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"OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY! RUN!"
*Wayne pulls out AK*
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04-09-2004, 03:13 AM
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Quote:
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"I don't care if you were covered in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang-bang"-Adam(SAW)
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04-09-2004, 10:01 AM
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"In the past few days, Clayton Bigsby accepted that he is an African American man. And, just yesterday, he divorced his wife of 19 years. When we asked him why, divorce the woman he was married to for 19 years? And he said, because she was a nigger lover.
-News Reporter (Clayton Bigsby- Black White Supremisist
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04-09-2004, 10:09 AM
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"A meteor is coming toward Earth and somehow everyone is saying it is my fault. (holds up a newspaper and say meteor heading toward earth, black president's fault). So, now that earth is about to be destroyed, let me share the secrets we have been holding for so long. you see this? (holding a vial of a purple liquid). This is the cure for aids! Yes, we have had it for 25 years. And say hello to Judy, Judy, and Judy! Yes, we also were able to clone people since the 1960's. Sorry about last night (hands the cure for aids to one of the judys). Oh, and finally, this is Gizmo (an alien comes out). He is responsible for every technilogical advancement since the radio. He was nice enough to take me to his home planet. So, peace out yall. Oh, and yall is fucked! (gizmo and the president teleport away)"
-Morgan Freeman (First Contact: What Really Would Have Happened)
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04-09-2004, 06:11 PM
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Oh nigger please, nigger please.
Cocaines a hell of a drug. Then Jasper said 'look here n***er, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, its gonna be ME. Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high. Red Balls. Cocaine in a can, baby! Rick James: Now, Darkness, the tables are turned. Rick James: Do with him whatever you like. Charlie Murphy: Motherfuckers take one more step, I'm kicking this nigga out the motherfucking window. Rick James: Cubbie, freeze! Charlie Murphy: You know you was wrong for what you did to me earlier. Look what you did to my face! Soft paino music playing... Rick James: I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James? Charlie Murphy: Yo, man, my forehead is bumpin', man. Rick James: Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine. Rick James: Bitch... Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy. Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch. Rick claps twice Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch! Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch. Enjoy yourself. White Guy: Can you please stop yelling at me? Sam Jackson: I CAN'T STOP YELLIN' CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK. EVER SEEN MY MOVIES? JUICE! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! DEEP BLUE SEA! THEY ATE ME! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! JURASSIC PARK! I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle. Rick James: Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties! women lift up their shirts Rick James: The milks gone bad! How does George Bush now Saddam has weapons of mass destruction? Because he has the reciet.
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i quote chapelle's show all day at school
"one of these slaves can be your great granddaddy" "okay" i say that one at school alot i annoy people to
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breast milk youve made my day
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