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If you are a chappelle show fan, then post one of your favorite chappelle show quotes. Thats show is off the hizzle!

"Like the good book says, he who is without sin shall throw the first rock, and I shall smoketh it."

-Tyrone Biggums (Chappelle Show
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LOL! that line always cracks me up!

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Im Rick JAMES Bitch

Dog food tastes just like it smells......Delicious


WHAAAATT


CHARLIE MURPHY aka THE DARKNESS

Cocaines a wonderful Drug

LOL. The titty residue thingy was so fuckin funny.

"What is the general message of your books?"

"sir my message is simple, Jew, handicaps, homosexuals, mexicans, arabs, and all kind of chinks stink and I hate em!"

-Clayton Bigsby

haha so racist it is funny!

" Man, he wont be here will he?

" Oh, he will be here is 3...2...1...

"Is this the five o' clock free give away!!??!!"

-Tyrone Biggums

Thanks Blackkitty, but I dont wanna see the clips of the show, I just want to display the favorite quotes from the show.

But anyways, thanks. :)

"Turn your headphones up is the hottest track on the streets right now! If you havent heard of Fisticups then u aint nobody!"

"His ryhmes are so tight, they dont even have to rhyme!"

"Turn my head phones up, pump it up! I didnt say drum roll I said pump it up bitch! Nigga I cant hear out my left ear! Turn it up! Uh, Uh, alright here I go, What! What! um, What! Wait nigga my throat is dry, gimme some water! How am I suppose to ryhme when I cant talk"

-Fisticupps (Turn my headphones up)

i didnt say I wuz black. An you sayin you aint white so wut da fuck is yo problem?

Alright, quotes from his movies are cool.

" Think of the five best rappers. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan Dylan, and Dylan.
"I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip! You want some of this hot fire?"

-Dylan (Making The Band)

"Im shuttin down the studio! But the only way I will open it again is if you go to Brooklyn and get me some breastmilk from a Phillipino immagrant."
"Alright, im shuttin down the studio again! But the only way I wil open it again is if you go to New Jersey and get me some left handed golf clubs and take a picture of a midget holding these ballons"

-P. Diddy (Making The Band)

"I got some bad news and I got some good news. The bad news is, I'm shutting down the studio. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."