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				Freeedommm!!!!
			 
			
			Guess what folks? I just found out today that the helpdesk position i am still technically a part of is going to be outsourced. On top of that, the company has opened a couple of new web developer positions. They are being outsourced too. So guess what that means? Vod wont be bitching about work any more, because pretty soon, i wont be working here anymore!!!!! What else does that mean? Well, i havent quite been here 4 years (i will be missing my 4 year mark), so that figures to 60 days (standard severance) plus 2 weeks for every full year, so 3 and a half months of paid vacation! And i make between 45 and 50 grand a year now, so that should be a healthy chunk of change :D AND, I am already looking feverishly for a new job (have been pretty hardcore for about 3 weeks now) I hope i can find something relatively quickly, so this will be pure bonus, but soooo much pressure is off. :) I will probably work on scaredyet.net full time for a while (while im in between jobs) and ytake the time to lean some new technologies like PHP, JSP, cold fusion, Flash, so on. I am so fucking thrilled right now, i could scream. AND NO PUNCHING NECESARRY! The asshole who pissed me off yesterday really doesnt matter,. 
				__________________ Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) | 
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			Look in Charlotte NC!!!!!  Hell, I'll help you if you decide to go south. Sorry, I just need more people to hang out with on a semi regular basis. Good luck in whatever you do, Vod. 
				__________________ By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all | 
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|   Good luck to ya Vod. Liberating....ain't it?:) | 
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			I feel like lighting up a cigar and cracking open a 6 pack at my desk, But i dont want to get fired just yet. I'm going to hold out until my last day :) Wouldnt want to fuck myself out of the severance because i was an asshole and got fired instead of laid off. OH, and this is apparently a secret within the company, so i guess its a good thing i never said which one i work for ;) 
				__________________ Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) | 
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			hey Vod, if you work really hard - you'll get your own parking space at your next job !!
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			That's sadistic, Urge.:D
		 
				__________________ By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all | 
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			Just say Big mac, jack ass. Hey, looky at me! I'm practicing already :D Seriosly, if i ever ended up taking a fast food job, it would be for the same reason kevin spacey took it in American Beauty, a total fuck off job. I think i would delight in telling people to wait their fucking turn :D 
				__________________ Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) | 
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			next thing we'll start hearing about is how the lousy shift manager does nothing all day - and Vod has to work the drive through - even though he was hired to build the burgers  :)
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 3 more posts until 11,000 urge, you crazy bastard 
				__________________ Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) | 
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