How do you get a girlfriend?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Angra
What the hell is the guy in red doing?:confused:

emptying his ass, preparing for some action.

[barbra]

Originally posted by Angra
What the hell is the guy in red doing?:confused:

praying,

hey nyder,
be careful who you have sex with for the first time. There are a lot of women out there who aren't worth shit and once you fuck them, its going to be like you just saw a godess for the frist time. If the person you lose your virginity to is a sucubus then you might end up getting really hurt and turn bitter.

[Angra]

Originally posted by barbra
praying,

hey nyder,
be careful who you have sex with for the first time. There are a lot of women out there who aren't worth shit and once you fuck them, its going to be like you just saw a godess for the frist time. If the person you lose your virginity to is a sucubus then you might end up getting really hurt and turn bitter.

If the guy hasn´t had sex for years, do you really think he cares about that?

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Angra
If the guy hasn´t had sex for years, do you really think he cares about that?

Nothing like a warm whole to make all the bad go away.;)

[Angra]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Nothing like a warm whole to make all the bad go away.;)

Yummy yum-yum!;)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

get a job at the morgue

[barbra]

Originally posted by Angra
If the guy hasn´t had sex for years, do you really think he cares about that?

he SAID he was a virgin, Ive deflowerd 2 boys and both of them thought they were in love afterwards thats all i was getting at.

[Angra]

Originally posted by barbra
he SAID he was a virgin, Ive deflowerd 2 boys and both of them thought they were in love afterwards thats all i was getting at.

Yes yes, and that´s all nice and sweet of you to care about his feelings. But don´t expect him to follow your advice just yet.;)

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
To get her...Show genuine interest in her and her interests. Always treat her like a lady, what you have to say is not that important, being able to listen to what she has to say is the key, woman want a man that will listen when they need to talk....

To keep her....See above, plus make sure you take care of business in the bedroom. DO NOT slack on foreplay. DO NOT rush the foreplay. A talented tongue in all the right places will do wonders :p Also when making love to her make sure she comes harder than she ever has in her life. And be sure to stare right into her eyes while shes coming, thats very important ;)

And if all of this fails there's always the last fucking thing to fall back on.......
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GOODLORD! that sounds good to me. *dreamy* *sigh*









that bag of money of course

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ShankS
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.

'Cause - 'cause - 'cause I remember when a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the 'ypocrites
As they would mingle with the good people we meet.
Good friends we have, oh, good friends we've lost
Along the way.
In this great future, you can't forget your past;
So dry your tears, I seh.

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
'Ere, little darlin', don't shed no tears:
No, woman, no cry.



Said - said - said: I remember when-a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone, I mean:
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
I said, everything's gonna be all right-a!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right, now!
Everything's gonna be all right!

So, woman, no cry;
No - no, woman - woman, no cry.
Woman, little sister, don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.
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[Guitar solo]
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I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone:

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
Woman, little darlin', say don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.

Eh! (Little darlin', don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.
Little sister, don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.)

I happen to like that song very much............. :p