Oh for fuck's sake....

[Vodstok]

I'm living in a game where people throw ducks at balloons, and nothing is what it seems......

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I'm living in a game where people throw ducks at balloons, and nothing is what it seems......

and life isnt all its quacked up to me ?


good god, I'm making old man jokes now.

someone shoot me

[Vodstok]

I woiuld help you there, but contrary to what most non-americacns believe, not allof us have a gun :D


Just picking. :) Will a rubber band suffice?



Reminds me of a kids in the hall:

Scott Thompson (as a philipino boy): Are you American?

Dave Foley: No, Canadian.

Scott: What's the difference?

Dave: Well, a Canadian is like an American, but without a gun.

Scott: Oh! ok, I see.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I woiuld help you there, but contrary to what most non-americacns believe, not allof us have a gun :D


Just picking. :) Will a rubber band suffice?

sure .. right in the eye

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by newb
Beer, Pizza and video games......its what life is all about.

sex.......almost forgot that one...so we got beer,pizza,video games and sex.

peanuts...they go great with beer...so..its beer,pizza,video games,sex and peanuts.

Horror movies....how can we forget that......so...its..beer,pizza,video games,sex,peanuts, and horror movies.

yup...thats it..........wait....how about the joyful sound of a childs laugh.........nah..fuck that noise....the list stands

BEER,PIZZA,VIDEO GAMES,SEX,PEANUTS,AND HORROR MOVIES.









shit....forgot music........

It's that the bachelor's special at the Quickie Mart. All for the low low price of $9.99. STD check included OAC

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by urgeok
and life isnt all its quacked up to me ?


good god, I'm making old man jokes now.

someone shoot me

But now is a good time for daddy lovin';)

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I woiuld help you there, but contrary to what most non-americacns believe, not allof us have a gun :D


Just picking. :) Will a rubber band suffice?



Reminds me of a kids in the hall:

Scott Thompson (as a philipino boy): Are you American?

Dave Foley: No, Canadian.

Scott: What's the difference?

Dave: Well, a Canadian is like an American, but without a gun.

Scott: Oh! ok, I see.

The definition of a Canadian is an unarmed American with health care

[urgeok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
The definition of a Canadian is an unarmed American with health care

and bad TV

[EXTR3MIST]

Sometimes it does seem like I'm living in a sitcom

Will and Grace?

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
The definition of a Canadian is an unarmed American with health care

Or you could just quote all THREE in ONE post.

Just a thought...