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11-15-2004, 04:53 AM
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Oh for fuck's sake....
Okay, i used too many fucking smileys, and the godamn board dropped my post, but the gist was "0 days, 15 hrs, 16 min, 24 sec", it was the time left until HL2 is released. I am excited. This board pissed me off. fucking too many smilies..... whatever, i have beer and pizza for tomorrow, and i will be a vegetable.
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11-15-2004, 05:29 AM
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Beer, Pizza and video games......its what life is all about.
sex.......almost forgot that one...so we got beer,pizza,video games and sex. peanuts...they go great with beer...so..its beer,pizza,video games,sex and peanuts. Horror movies....how can we forget that......so...its..beer,pizza,video games,sex,peanuts, and horror movies. yup...thats it..........wait....how about the joyful sound of a childs laugh.........nah..fuck that noise....the list stands BEER,PIZZA,VIDEO GAMES,SEX,PEANUTS,AND HORROR MOVIES. shit....forgot music........
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11-15-2004, 06:00 AM
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i hate to break it to you but the guys I've see that spend all their time eating pizza, drinking beer, and playing video games .... don't get a lot of sex offered in their direction ... with the exception of the Widow Thumb and her 4 daughters :)
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11-15-2004, 06:11 AM
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We're both married and have understanding wives :D
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11-15-2004, 07:25 AM
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Not to mention after 20 something years of marriage and four kids your prioritys change a little bit. Sex is still great......but sometimes after a rough day at work, there's nothing like booting up the computer and laying waste to assorted creatures and such while sipping on a nice cold beer. Of course if the little misses wants to play with my joystick.....there's allways the pause button. And three minutes later I'm back to the game. and they say premature ejaculation is a bad thing.......
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11-15-2004, 07:29 AM
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Newb?
 Maybe?:D
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