This Or That?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Pressing a hot coal into your palm
or
A chunk of dry ice into the crook of your elbow?

Hot coal into my palm. Its all about the scar, I'd rather have it on my palm than the "crook" of my elbow.

Funnier: Old People falling or old people shouting

[HappyCamper]

Old people shouting!


poop: floaters or sinkers?

[ChEEbA]

Sinkers? I don't really even know how or why to answer that, but whatever...

Drink a cup full od Sadaam Husseins piss while he watches, laughs and spits on you
or
Lay on your back and have an overweight mongoloid child stand over you and shit dihhoreah over your face.

[Doc Faustus]

Piss is at least a liquid and contains antibodies. And that it comes from Saddam Hussein doesn't matter all that much. It's still piss and piss is less icky than shit.

Free meals cooked by an old Tuscan lady for the rest of your life
or
a trough of good brandy refilled every night?

[ChEEbA]

It's still piss and piss is less icky than shit.
Yeah, but I didn't say you had to INGEST the shit...

Free meals cooked by an old Tuscan lady for the rest of your life..The brandy would go to waste 9 times out of 10.

having your eye stabbed out (knitting needle)
or
Having your tongue pulled out with pliers?

[The_Return]

Is there such thing as watching too many horror movies? That just popped into my head after reading some of Cheebs input on here...yikes.


Anyway, Ill take the eye. Sounds quicker.



Alice Cooper albums:


Killer or School's Out?

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by The_Return
Is there such thing as watching too many horror movies? That just popped into my head after reading some of Cheebs input on here...yikes.


Anyway, Ill take the eye. Sounds quicker.



Alice Cooper albums:


Killer or School's Out? School's out


Keyboard to the face or monitor to the face?

[The_Return]

Keyboard would hurt more due tospeed, but you have the whole electric thing with the monitor....Ill take the keyboard.


Charlie Daniels or Kris Kristofferson?

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by The_Return
Keyboard would hurt more due tospeed, but you have the whole electric thing with the monitor....Ill take the keyboard.


Charlie Daniels or Kris Kristofferson? Kris Kristofferson

Impalment through the head with a metal pipe or having your nutts cut off

[Dude Guadalupe]

Impalement



Russian Lighthouse or Good old-fashioned prostate exam?

[Spallalala]

I dont know what a russian lighthouse is haha.. Is that when they stick a camera and light up your ass?

Considering I dont have a prostate I would rather the light in my butt.


Dvds

or

Vhs

[Dude Guadalupe]

Originally posted by Spallalala
I dont know what a russian lighthouse is haha.. Is that when they stick a camera and light up your ass?

Considering I dont have a prostate I would rather the light in my butt.


Dvds

or

Vhs i'll let someone else explain it to you

dvd

gore or psychological thriller

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Dude Guadalupe
i'll let someone else explain it to you

dvd

gore or psychological thriller Gore everytime

Argento or Romero?

[Spallalala]

Originally posted by Dude Guadalupe
i'll let someone else explain it to you

dvd

gore or psychological thriller


Is there a reason why you can't explain it to me. Its ok. Im a big girl, I can handle it. ;)

Romero


Hard boiled candy

or

Jelly type candy

[Marroe]

Gummies?

Having to be bald for the rest of your life, or toothless?

[Dante'sInferno]

Bald....




Death by spinning huv cap in the air aimed straight at your wind pipe or being burned alive ?

[Dude Guadalupe]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno





Death by spinning huv cap in the air aimed straight at your wind pipe or being burned alive ? hub cap

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Dude Guadalupe
hub cap Where's your 'This or That'?


Okay...I got one for ya.....


At the library: Kill the people running it for putting up these stupid 'web security' things that won't let you view half the pages here OR Kill ALL of these losers at the lbrary (especially this geek beside me) Then take their money and get a computer that doesn't blow up!!!??

[Dude Guadalupe]

Kill the geek, take the money.


set fire to a bus full of retards or set fire to a school full of retards

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Dude Guadalupe
Kill the geek, take the money.


set fire to a bus full of retards or set fire to a school full of retards Hmm...Bus......Bus explosion...pretty...oooohhhh




Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

[Dude Guadalupe]

Miracle Whip


forced sodomy by two people at once or lighting an m80 up your butt

[bloodrayne]

Sodomy...I think I could recover a little better from that one...







Dinner tonight: Roast Chicken or Fettucini Alfredo?

[Dude Guadalupe]

Fettucini Alfredo

Sex tonight: wild or freakishly wild

[bloodrayne]

LOL...It's funny that we're the only ones here right now, huh?...The weekends are kinda like that...

As for your answer...That depends on how tired you are tonight (You gotta work in the morning, too)...Of course, you know which one I'd choose...If time and energy level permitted...heh





John or Nathan?

[Dude Guadalupe]

Nathan

flintstones or jetsons

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Dude Guadalupe
Nathan

flintstones or jetsons Heh...Agreed!



Damn...That's a little dificult...

Flinstones


Wilma or Betty? ;)

[Dude Guadalupe]

Wilma

pebbles or bam bam

[filmmaker2]

Betty.

Rat or mouse?

[bloodrayne]

Oooh...You scare me...That's EXACTLY what I was gonna do, then I changed it to 'Wilma or Betty?'...STOP THAT!



Pebbles.......I REALLY want a girl....





Comics: Marvel or DC?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Betty.

Rat or mouse? Oops...Sorry, you were faster than me...



Rat


My question still stands

[Dude Guadalupe]

Marvel


who do you want to kill most: matt damon or ben afflack

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Dude Guadalupe
Marvel


who do you want to kill most: matt damon or ben afflack Hmm...There too different people?...Seriously, if you showed me pix of both of them, I wouldn't know who was who...

So...I guess they'd be pretty even on the 'Hit List'



Most annoying: Pauly Shore or Gilbert Gottfried?

[Dude Guadalupe]

Gilbert Gottfried

cooler comedian: mitch hedburg or dane cook

[bloodrayne]

Mitch Hedberg



Salad Dressing: French, Italian, or Ranch?

[Dude Guadalupe]

ranch

mashed potatos: instant or homemade

[bloodrayne]

Homemade...Instant's a LOT faster, but not nearly as good...








Garlic Bread or Sweet Italian Bread?

[Dude Guadalupe]

garlic

olives: black or green

[bloodrayne]

You know I gotta have BOTH...But, I'd choose black for Mexican stuff....



Tombstone or Red Baron?

[Dude Guadalupe]

tombstone has the stuffed crust

cheetos: crunched or puffed

[Doc Faustus]

Crunched.

Ed Gein or Richard Ramirez?

[Spallalala]

Gein



Tearing off some chicks fake tits

or

Stabbing those fake tits with a knitting needle.


:P
I had this vivid image in my head. Made me laugh haha..

[ChEEbA]

I'd combine the two - Shove the knitting needle through one side of the tit and out the other, then grab either end, and twist it around again and again until the implant tore it's way outta there.

Ripping a chunk of flesh from an AIDS patients face, sucking the blood and swallowing
or
Performing oral sex on both your parents, then killing one of them (your choice)?

[bloodrayne]

Umm...Neither.....



Subtitled or Dubbed?

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Umm...Neither.....



Subtitled or Dubbed? Dubbed



Cross or pentagram??

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Dubbed



Cross or pentagram??

pentagram

Bill Hicks or Dennis Leary?

[Dante'sInferno]

Dennis leary is fucking awsome so Dennis Leary

Become a Vampire or control a horde of zombies??

[SKOOFx]

vampire.



Smoke pot till you die.

Or have Sex till you die.


lol <neither should be possible..but IF>

[scouse mac]

Sex

Hannibal Lecter or Col. Hannibal Smith

[Spallalala]

Im going for lecter because I dont know the other dude. When I looked it up I got The A team and some war dude haha..

Thai Food

or

Indian

[Doc Faustus]

Indian

Cervantes from Soul Calibur or Cervantes the author?

[Spallalala]

Cervantes from Soul Calibur


Highlighter pink

or

Black

[scouse mac]

Black


Knight Rider or Street Hawk?

[knife_fight]

street hawk

jujyfruits or jujubees?

[scouse mac]

Not knowing what either of them are i will toss the dice and see where they fall.......jujubees?

Airwolf or Blue Thunder?

[Dante'sInferno]

Blue thunder




Legs or booty?

[ChEEbA]

I hate that word. Aint gonna say it.
ASS is where its at...well, FEMALE ass anyways...


Stabbing your mother through the kneecap, and telling her that you're sorry, but it's just something you've always wanted to so, to see the look on her face...then start laughing.

or

Cutting the arm of a wheelchair bound person with a machete, walk off laughing saying "good luck with the circles, armless!"

[scouse mac]

Cutting the arm off. Cant hurt your mother you've got to think long term and the possibility of an inheritance.


Tom or Jerry?

[knife_fight]

definitely Tom. Jerry's a little bitch. and jujyfruits are better, jujubees are like eating vaguely fruit-flavored rocks.

Glen or Glenda?

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by knife_fight
definitely Tom. Jerry's a little bitch. and jujyfruits are better, jujubees are like eating vaguely fruit-flavored rocks.

Glen or Glenda? Since i hate them both glen




get thrown into a wood chipper feet first or getting devoured by dogs??

[scouse mac]

Devoured by dogs, more painful but at least they would be getting a decent feed.


Manimal (from the tv series) or Beastmaster?

[Dante'sInferno]

Beastmaster



Gandalf or Dumbledore?

[The_Return]

Gandalf


Frankenstein [1931] VS Dracula [1931]

[scouse mac]

Dracula


Crossbow or Longbow?

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by scouse mac
Dracula


Crossbow or Longbow? Longbow


South park or the simpsons?

[scouse mac]

South Park


Having a cigarette stubbed out on your eyeball

or

Having a red hot poker jab you up the unmentionables?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by scouse mac
Having a cigarette stubbed out on your eyeball

or

Having a red hot poker jab you up the unmentionables? Red Hot Poker :)


Library less than a half a mile away from home: Drive or Walk?

[Dante'sInferno]

Walk=Healthy even if your skinny



Yahoo or MSN?

[knife_fight]

Yahoo


cheez-it or cheez-um?

[Elvis_Christ]

cheez-um cause it sounds cool (no idea what it is :confused: )

Pick

or

Pluck

[cheebacheeba]

Pluck...but what?

Bread rolls, and I mean GOOD ones
Sesame seed
or
Poppy seed?

[The_Return]

Seedless:p

Sesame if I really need one or the other....


Brown bread rolls or White bread rolls?

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by The_Return
Seedless:p

Sesame if I really need one or the other....


Brown bread rolls or White bread rolls?

White Bread Rolls

Blue Cheese ( My Fav ) Or Ranch

[cheebacheeba]

Dressings?
Blue cheese if you make it yourself, Ranch otherwise.

Hot english mustard
or
wasabi

[RavageRitual]

Hot Mustard

Kunzler or Ball Park

[bloodrayne]

Ball Park



Nightmare Before Christmas or Corpse Bride?

[The STE]

NBC


the War of the Worlds TV series or the V TV series?

[bloodrayne]

V

Freddy's Nightmares or Friday The Thirteenth series?

[SKOOFx]

Havent seen either :(


Ill say F13th
(eh..why not?)

btw rayne, its good to see you back in action.

I gotta show love to the chika who brought me to this site.


Sleepaway Camp 1
or Sleepaway camp 2?

(3 didnt do it for me that much)

[mothermold]

sleepaway camp 1





tales from the dark side(tv)




or



the twilight zone(80's tv re-doux)

[bloodrayne]

Tales From The Dark Side






Metal or Punk?

[Dante'sInferno]

Metal...:cool:







Hm....Kill Bill Series or Pulp Fiction




Oh and (for anyone) To get down and busy to. "Closer" by NIN or "Kashmir" by Lep Zeppelin.....bah

[scouse mac]

pulp fiction


dvd rental at home or cinema

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Oh and (for anyone) To get down and busy to. "Closer" by NIN I lost the video when the computer died...*sigh*


Anyway...



Movies at home...But, I don't rent 'em...I just buy 'em



Seether or System Of A Down?

[scouse mac]

S.O.A.D

Tea or Coffee

[Haunted]

Both

Black tea or Green tea

[scouse mac]

green tea, easy


vodka or tequila

[Haunted]

Depends on the quality of either, so I'm going to say, both.

[bloodrayne]

Whiskey or Beer?

[SKOOFx]

Whiskey


Slurpees or Slush Puppies?

[bloodrayne]

Icees;)






Roses: Black or Red?

[Haunted]

Black (and purple too)

Blossoming Cherry trees or blossoming apple trees

[bloodrayne]

Cherry





Dogwood or Althea?

[Haunted]

Althea

Dragon's Blood or Frankinsense?

[bloodrayne]

Dragon's Blood






Japan or China?

[Spallalala]

Japan


Baby Octopus

or

Calamari

[Haunted]

Calamari. For some strange reason, I think octopi are cute, and I don't like eating "baby" anything. Because I'm a total sap.

Caviar or shit I can't think of anything comprable.

Tuna or Salmon? (In sushi)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted
Calamari. For some strange reason, I think octopi are cute, and I don't like eating "baby" anything. Because I'm a total sap.

Caviar or shit I can't think of anything comprable.

Tuna or Salmon? (In sushi)

Neither. Sushi is awful.

Steak or Hamburger?

[Haunted]

Both but not in consequetive days.

Healthy food or who gives a shit as long as it tastes good?


(Sushi is good. You just have to practice)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted
Both but not in consequetive days.

Healthy food or who gives a shit as long as it tastes good?


(Sushi is good. You just have to practice)

Who gives a shit as long as it tastes good.

Gun or Blade?

(Sushi is good kinda like dog piles are good)

[Haunted]

Gun or blade? Hmmmm, that's tough. I guess it would depend on the situation. I'm gonna go with my instinct and say gun- faster and a little more surefire (no pun intended).

Oh c'mon! You can actually eat sushi (althought I don't advise the puffer fish no matter what master is making it), but dog shit would probably make you really sick. Besides, if you get enough wassabi, your whole head will catch on fire, and you won't worry about the taste. Now, I'm not casting aspersions on what you eat. I'm just chatting.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted
Gun or blade? Hmmmm, that's tough. I guess it would depend on the situation. I'm gonna go with my instinct and say gun- faster and a little more surefire (no pun intended).

Oh c'mon! You can actually eat sushi (althought I don't advise the puffer fish no matter what master is making it), but dog shit would probably make you really sick. Besides, if you get enough wassabi, your whole head will catch on fire, and you won't worry about the taste. Now, I'm not casting aspersions on what you eat. I'm just chatting.

lol. I eat meat and mostly only meat. And no, I don't eat dog shit or anything. And wasabi tastes like spicy clay or something too me. But yeah, I ate this tiny little bit of it once and drank like four glasses of sweet tea stop the burn. And I eat spicy stuff all the time.

(I choose blade because it's alot more quiet;) )

[Haunted]

I like to use blades on myself, but that's only because I'm not rowing with both oars in the water. (I'm participating in proactive therapy here).

I would never believe that you ate dog shit.

Let's see...

Fruit juice straight or a smoothie with lots of delicious fruit?

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted


Fruit juice straight or a smoothie with lots of delicious fruit?

Fruit juice. I've never had a smoothie.:(

Health nut or Lazy?

[Taom]

lazy.........damn skippy that's me at times. why do you think I own a 5 disc DVD changer? It isn't cause it's fancy, it's cause I can fill up a 64oz cup with jack and coke and not move from the couch for awhile.:D


but anyways............
north or south?

[Taom]

come to think of it, I'd have to have alot of jack and coke near the couch as well to get through 5 DVDs without moving.

[The STE]

north for the stuff, south for the weather


The Clash or Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros?

[scouse mac]

The Clash


Rosencranz or Guildenstern

[Haunted]

Both...poor guys

Hamlet or Macbeth

[bloodrayne]

Macbeth




Huggies or Luvs?:D







No Pampers...All of my babies were allergic to 'em...

[Haunted]

Personally, I like depends. hahahaha!

From my experience with babies, I like huggies over luvs. (Pampers are my preference because they're more durable, but without Pampers... Huggies

Comfy underwear or sexy underwear

[The STE]

commando

cheesy Kung-Fu moives: dubbed or subtitles?

[Zombee]

Sub Titles..


Rice Rocket or Street Cruiser?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Haunted
Comfy underwear or sexy underwear Black cotton panties...Sexy AND comfortable ;)



Street Cruiser



Super Powers: Invisibility or Ability to fly?

[The STE]

Invisibility

Yojimbo or Fistful of Dollars?

[scouse mac]

Fistful of dollars


James Bond or Jason Bourne

[Haunted]

James Bond

Octopussy or Goldfinger

[cheebacheeba]

Octopussy

Drink a full glass of blood, freshly spilled from a cows throat
or
Drink a glass of cat urine?

[The STE]

if it's less than a pint, I'd drink the blood

Lou Reed or John Cale?

[scouse mac]

Lou Reed


Walking on hot coals or lying on a bed of nails

[bloodrayne]

Nails...Hell, at this point ANY kinda bed would do...Just to lie down...ahhh





Oysters or Clams?

[Dante'sInferno]

Er...Clams







Taxi Driver or...Raging Bull

[cheebacheeba]

I'm gonna go on the last 15 minutes I saw of Taxi driver, and give that the vote.

The Lost boys
or
Fright Night?

[The_Return]

Fright Night, easy.

Evil Dead or Evil Dead 2?

[cheebacheeba]

Evil Dead

Lasagne
or
tortellini?

[The_Return]

Ouch, thats hard man...gotta go with Lasagne

Fettucini or Penne?

[Spallalala]

Fettuccini


Leg of Gorilla

or

Head of eel

[Haunted]

Head of eel

Eye of newt or toe of frog?

[RavageRitual]

Eye Of Newt

Alfredo or Marinera

[The STE]

Marinera

Moby or Aphex Twin?

[mothermold]

aphex twin.



drunkin monkey or flying fist of juda?

[cheebacheeba]

Drunken fist of boodah

Unleashed (aka danny the dog)
or
Alex Kidd in Miracle World

[Spallalala]

Unleashed


In

or

out

[mothermold]

in.



lefthook or rightcross?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Left Hook



Jordan or Gretzky

[RavageRitual]

Gretzky

To be hated by everyone : Or to be loeved only by retarded people

[bloodrayne]

Ha!...I AM only loved by retarded people!


Actually, this reminds me of an old quote/cliche...I'm sure you've all heard it:

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not...

And...That's exactly how I feel...






Vacation: Hawaii or Aspen?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Aspen



New Orleans or Las Vegas

(obviously I'm talking about before the bullshit)

[bloodrayne]

New Orleans



White, Wheat, or Rye?

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
New Orleans



White, Wheat, or Rye?

Rye

East Coast or West Coast?

[stubbornforgey]

east coast

shoes n socks
or barefeet ??

[bloodrayne]

Bare feet...I was born and raised in Kentucky:D





Bungee or Base jump?

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by bloodrayne


I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not...

And...That's exactly how I feel...


I first ever heard that qoute, when I read it off the back of one of my Type O Negative Cds

Bungee

grass or sand

[Dante'sInferno]

Grass...




Cat shit or....Dog shit?



yeah i know its lame...

[Haunted]

Cat shit. That would be because I can use a scoop, and believe it or not, in my experience, it ain't as smelly.

hedgehog or chinchilla?

[cheebacheeba]

Hedgehog.

Sai
or
Divided Staff?

[wood_elf_pansy]

sai

bottle or breast

[zomb5150]

breast

french fries or coleslaw

[cheebacheeba]

bottle or breast
C'mon...is that a trick question? The titties get my vote. Even if I was a chick, the titties would still get this one.

Ah, missed one...
Coleslaw. If you'd said CHIPS (which are the more worthy french fry) they'd have won...but hey. Coleslaw, as long as it's adequetly spicy.


Anchovy
or
Capers

[zomb5150]

anchovy

Batman or Spiderman

[cheebacheeba]

Spiderman.
He's had it harder than the rich little orphan, has cool powers, and is much funnier.

pinball
or
air hockey

[mothermold]

air hockey.




cards or dice?

[cheebacheeba]

Cards.

Throw a rock
or
towel-tag

[mothermold]

throw a rock.



wolverine's claws



or



johnny blaze's shotgun?

[cheebacheeba]

The claws on their own aint really a great advantage...if you can still get killed.
As a weapon, definately the shotgun, esppecially THAT shotgun.

Compact wrist mounted crossbow
or
Poison Blow Darts

[mothermold]

poison blow darts.




alan moore



or



frank miller?

[cheebacheeba]

Alan Moore by so far it's not funny...

Miller is good, but, yeah, overshadowed in this one.

What about

Alan Moore
or
Neil Gaimen

[mothermold]

alan moore(from hell,the watchmen,league of ex. gentlemen)oh yeah.




x-o manowar



or



war machine?

[scouse mac]

err... war machine


Mozart or Beethoven

[bloodrayne]

Beethoven


Royo or Giger?

[scouse mac]

Giger

London black cab or New York yellow cab

[bloodrayne]

London over New York, no matter WHAT the circumstance...




Cotton or Silk?

[scouse mac]

Silk

Simpsons or Futurama

[cheebacheeba]

Futurama.

Half Baked
or
How High?

[bloodrayne]

Ouch...Damn....Don't think I can choose

Hmm...I'll say, about 5 years ago I woulda said Simpsons, now I'll go with Futurama...But, it's mighty damned close...




Chocolate or Vanilla?

[bloodrayne]

Oops...I was too late...Half Baked

[cheebacheeba]

chocolate

monkey
or
beetle

[scouse mac]

beetle

shit or shinola

[cheebacheeba]

SHIT!

BUTT-MUNCH
OR
DILL-WEED?

[bloodrayne]

They are so similar...Weren't the Monkees a knock off of the Beatles?

Oh well...

Monkey

Go out or Stay home?


Dammit...Did it again...

Butt Munch

[scouse mac]

stay at home


Hotel or Motel

[bloodrayne]

Hotel


Carousel or Ferris Wheel?

[scouse mac]

Ferris Wheel


Skiing or Snowboarding

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by scouse mac
Ferris Wheel


Skiing or Snowboarding Skiing...But, water skiing...Not into snow...


Clowns or Magicians?

[The STE]

magician

ball point or gel ink?

[scouse mac]

if forced to choose it would be magicians (all clowns must be exterminated)
DAMN! Gel ink

The Eloi (sp?) or The Morlocks

[bloodrayne]

Umm...I don't know what those are:o ...Can I say 'Dhampyrs'?:D




Cake or Pie?

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Umm...I don't know what those are:o ...Can I say 'Dhampyrs'?:D


They are from Time Machine, the surface dwellers and those who prey on them from underground



Cake



Sprite or Mountain Dew

[bloodrayne]

Yuck...If there was absolutely nothing else to drink, I'd go with Sprite...But, it would have to be diet...





Cinnamon Rolls or Caramel Rolls?

[Spallalala]

Cinnamon Rolls



To eat.

Snake

or

Tapir

[novadawn969]

mmm.... snake.

harley or suzuki???

[scouse mac]

Harley


Baseball or Cricket

[cheebacheeba]

Baseball

Hot dog (however you like it)
or
Burger (however)

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by cheebacheeba
Baseball


To think you're an aussie aswell!

Hot Dog every time


Lager or Bitter

[cheebacheeba]

Cricket is boring...what more can I say?
Lager.

watching someone vomit
ot
watching someone trip over

[SKOOFx]

trip over.


Whats mor enjoyable when you REALLYYY gotta go..

Poop or Pee?


(haha we gotaa keep things interesting before we run out of topics)

[cheebacheeba]

What, the act of taking a shit/piss or the act of holding it in?

I gotta say, that as satidfying as jamming a fat shit down a toilet can be, taking a big long piss closing your eyes, swaying that shit from side to side while you lean back just a little....nothin' beats that.

Sweet thai Chilli
or
Lemon Sauce

[scouse mac]

Thats a tough one but....Lemon Sauce



Lasagne or Spag Bol

[novadawn969]

mmm.... Lasagne.

top or bottom?

[RavageRitual]

bottom

kraught or chili on your hot dog?

[filmmaker2]

Chili.

E.T. or Gremlins?

[novadawn969]

Gremlins!!!

eat or sleep.

[Dante'sInferno]

Sleep.





(for sex)


What position...

On top or on bottom

oh yeah sorry for mispelling anything...just dont care right now.

[mothermold]

if she's got a good "reverse cowgirl" then i'll take bottom,if not then top.





machete



or



sharp stick?

[scouse mac]

machete


Train or Plane?

[cheebacheeba]

I have a theory that I'm going to die in a train crash...I don't know why but I'm irrationally scared of trains, every time I get into one, I think it's gonna crash.
So, planes it is.
Statistically more sound anyway.

2 Days in the Valley
or
Thursday?

[SKOOFx]

Originally posted by mothermold
if she's got a good "reverse cowgirl" then i'll take bottom,if not then top.


Sorry to pause this game for a moment, but this post made me realize how much i love reverse cowgirl.

<drool>

Mannn i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it.

..ok that is all

you may continue.

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
Sorry to pause this game for a moment, but this post made me realize how much i love reverse cowgirl.

<drool>

Mannn i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it.

..ok that is all

you may continue.

Yeah, so does my boyfriend. lol. :D

Thursday.


BLack or blue?

[stubbornforgey]

black

coffee or latte'

[Haunted]

Coffee, latte, Cafe au lait, cappachino, espresso, I'll take 'em all!

Honeycomb or Capn' Crunch (both will rip your mouth to pieces)?

[novadawn969]

Captain Crunch. both too much sugar, but C C has a better flavor.

Cartoons or sitcoms?

[mothermold]

cartoons.




aqua teen



or



robot chicken?

[wood_elf_pansy]

Originally posted by mothermold

aqua teen

or

robot chicken?

robot chicken, most definately



soup or salad?

[mothermold]

soup.



bread:



white


or


wheat?

[Marroe]

wheat

on cheesecake....cherries or blueberries?

[mothermold]

blueberries.


hog lumps



or




beer nuts?

[Spallalala]

Beer Nuts



Boiled chicken

or

Pan Fried chicken

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Spallalala
Beer Nuts



Boiled chicken

or

Pan Fried chicken


pan fried(only an irishman would boil chicken)



stuffing:

stovetop




or





walnut?

[bloodrayne]

Stove Top


Hershey Or Nestle?

[mothermold]

hershey.




almonds




or




coconut?

[scouse mac]

coconut



car or motorbike

[mothermold]

motorbike.


hovercraft




or




hoverboard?

[scouse mac]

hovercraft (only cos hoverboards only work on land)



Shark from Jaws or Shark from Deep Blue Sea

[mothermold]

shark from jaws(c'mon)



pink panther




or




benny hill?

[scouse mac]

pink panther


tom or jerry

[mothermold]

jerry(tom was an idiot)



ren





or




stimpy

[scouse mac]

stimpy (because he was an honest idiot!)


King of the Hill or Family Guy?

[mothermold]

family guy(110%)


mr.burns



or





bender?

[scouse mac]

Thats a tough one but......Bender


Leela or Marge

[mothermold]

leela.



cartman




or




mastershake?

[Spallalala]

Cartman


Meat shake

or

milk shake

[Soloman Kane]

Prezzles or Patato Chips ( Crisps if your in the U.K.) :D

[novadawn969]

potato chips. ( don't really eat either, but chips are better.)


Candy corn or lollypops?

[wood_elf_pansy]

lolly pops

green or blue

[novadawn969]

blue.



europe or asia?

[wood_elf_pansy]

europe

sink or float

[novadawn969]

float.



st. patrick's day or st. valentine's day?

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by novadawn969
float.



st. patrick's day or st. valentine's day?

St. Patrick's. Valentine's is too depressing.

Heaven or Hell?

[novadawn969]

Hell. I like the heat, and I'd feel to 'unholy' for heaven.


this or that! lol.

[wood_elf_pansy]

that

chocolate or vanilla

[mothermold]

chocalate.


india pale ale



or




porter?

[wood_elf_pansy]

um...... i'll choose the ale

how about bowl or paper?

[mothermold]

bowl




asswipe:


one-sheet



or



two-ply?

[Spallalala]

two ply.



Forcing solid Shit

or

Blasting liquid fire

[wood_elf_pansy]

blasting liquid fire, if I really have to choose one.

Taxi or bus

[novadawn969]

bus


friends or lover?

[bloodrayne]

Lover


Gifts or Money?

[The_Return]

Depends...when it comes to my familly though, money is usually better:p

Creepshow stories-

The Crate or The Raft

[Nana_baby]

raft

broadway or movies

[bloodrayne]

The Raft




Stephen King Cameos: Pizza Guy in Rose Red, Pharmacist in Thinner, or Trucker in Creepshow 2?

[bloodrayne]

Too late...

Movies

Question still stands

[Nana_baby]

creepshow dude

[Yellow Jacket]

classic

[Nana_baby]

okay...yj u are staring to creep me out....and you weren't even on here for an hour yet
*backs up slowly*

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Nana_baby
okay...yj u are staring to creep me out....and you weren't even on here for an hour yet
*backs up slowly*

WTF?! :confused:

[Nana_baby]

yes??

[ItsAlive75]

Well this got fucked up so I'm starting a new one.

waffles or pancakes

[Nana_baby]

Ummm
thats tough...EGO WAFFLES

[ItsAlive75]

Okay... when you ANSWER one you have to ASK A NEW ONE.

[Nana_baby]

dude you post one my fuckin' brain hurts form typing so many questions.....
fine......
uhh
blueberrys or chocolate

[novadawn969]

chocolate.


autistic or eptileptic (sp?)