This Or That?

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
That's actually a tuff one :)

hmmmmmmm Nick Cave (early stuff anyway)

MC5 or The Stooges?


The Stooges.




jessica alba or jessica biel?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Alba




The Crow or Suspiria

[Elvis_Christ]

Suspiria

Mad Max or Lethal Weapon

[mothermold]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Alba




The Crow or Suspiria


Suspiria.


"american werewolf in london" or "the company of wolves"?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Lethal Weapon and American Werewolf in London




Micheal Cain or Sydney Portier

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Suspiria

Mad Max or Lethal Weapon


sorry.my slow connection....refresh,refresh etc.

mad max.



braveheart or signs?

[mothermold]

i quit.i'm not gonna be the guy who shits in the apple pie.:p


sorry for the hiccup.

[blckrocker]

black christmas

drag queens or trannies

[urgeok]

Originally posted by blckrocker
black christmas

drag queens or trannies


drag queens .. i admire their lack of devotion...


toilet paper : brand name or no name ?

[ChEEbA]

Brand name.

Yknow, this reminds me...a while back, working in a market research call centre (whatever, aint like I'm proud of it), I hadda do a product testing survey...
Our respondant had to agree to get mailed 2 types of new toilet paper, and compare the two, then take part in an over the phone survey, answering questions about it.
All I remember is the one question - "when you were using toilet tissue a/b, at any point did your finger poke through?"
They were always like "are you serious?!?"...yeah right, like a person that had given out their name and address to a company is then going to admit to fingering their own asshole...

Always made me laugh, working there...still wanted to burn the place, but when I stopped caring, and just fucked around for the last few months I was there...wow, very liberating, you actually enjoy being there when every motherfucker that was ever rude to you for doing your job, is getting repayed tenfold in pranks.

PEPPER:
Finely ground, or chunky ground?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA

All I remember is the one question - "when you were using toilet tissue a/b, at any point did your finger poke through?"
They were always like "are you serious


you should have told them :

'after a particularily runny crap - hell yeah !
i had fun for the rest of the day.
My gnarly knuckles made for effective pleasure ridges !"

[ChEEbA]

Well...all good, but for the fact I was the one asking the questions.
But hey, I shouldn't complain, at least that one wasn't as awkward as the kind of surveys that came out about the same time as viagara was released to the public market. They had us asking freakin' 60+ women about their husbands erectile status...:rolleyes: ...motherfucking marketing ASSHOLES.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Well...all good, but for the fact I was the one asking the questions.
But hey, I shouldn't complain, at least that one wasn't as awkward as the kind of surveys that came out about the same time as viagara was released to the public market. They had us asking freakin' 60+ women about their husbands erectile status...:rolleyes: ...motherfucking marketing ASSHOLES.


oops - sorry - i guess i got that 'ass backwards' :D

[ChEEbA]

So, uh....the pepper thing?;)

[Haunted]

I missed something...


Texas BB-que or East Coast BB-Que

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
So, uh....the pepper thing?;)

coursely ground ...


now onto Haunteds question.

(which i cant answer because i dont inderstand it - being canadian and all)

[ChEEbA]

I understand it.
From what I've heard more than experience, I'd go with Texas.

katana, or sai?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I understand it.
From what I've heard more than experience, I'd go with Texas.

katana, or sai?

katana, but sai comes in handy in a BBQ

[ChEEbA]

Have you forgotten how to play?
Dear god, get with the program, man!

[urgeok]

oh for crying out loud ..

i didnt get any sleep last night .. double header baseball games - aggrivated my shoulder again ..


ok ok ...


movies : daredevil or hulk

[ChEEbA]

Daredevil

COMICS

Avengers or JLA?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Daredevil

COMICS

Avengers or JLA?

avengers



books :

D.H. Laurence or Summerset Maugham ?

[ChEEbA]

I'll sit this one out - it's not that I don't read at ALL, I just never seem to take note of authors...

fuck it
For the sake of moving on, LAURENCE!

Fish or shellfish?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I'll sit this one out - it's not that I don't read at ALL, I just never seem to take note of authors...

fuck it
For the sake of moving on, LAURENCE!

Fish or shellfish?


as a rule - shellfish.



trees : coniferous or deciduous ?

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by urgeok
as a rule - shellfish.



trees : coniferous or deciduous ? Deciduous. Much prettier.


Regular or extra tasty crispy?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Deciduous. Much prettier.




of course !


if you press flowers it only stands to reason that you do the same with leaves :D


(i can always send you down some nice canadian maple leaves)

[Vodstok]

i have 7 maple trees in my yard, i dont need your stinkin' canadian maple leaves. :P

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
i have 7 maple trees in my yard, i dont need your stinkin' canadian maple leaves. :P

need any extra binders for your leaves then ? :D

[Vodstok]

Funny, i thought i pressed flowers....

You could at least keep your barbs consistant :)

And i repeat:

Regular, or extra tasy crispy?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Funny, i thought i pressed flowers....

You could at least keep your barbs consistant :)

And i repeat:

Regular, or extra tasy crispy?

regular or extra cripsy what ?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
need any extra binders for your leaves then ? :D


hahahahhaaahah :D the pansy :p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
regular or extra cripsy what ? KFC...And we get regular legs for Demon Seed...and Extra Tasty Crispy everything else, for everyone else...



Iced Tea or Hot Tea?

[Marroe]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
KFC...And we get regular legs for Demon Seed...and Extra Tasty Crispy everything else, for everyone else...



Iced Tea or Hot Tea? mmmmmmmmm, ummm...Iced tea cuz it's summery out.

Sugar or Splenda?:p

[bloodrayne]

HaHa...Splenda...Cuz I'm getting FATTER...lol





Lasagne or Ravioli?

[ShankS]

Ravioli



amaray or digipack

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ShankS
Ravioli



amaray or digipack Umm...I have no clue what those are...lol

[ShankS]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Umm...I have no clue what those are...lol


lol

the type of case a dvd comes in...

amaray's are the regular plastic ones,
and digipacks are the big fancy cardboard ones, for special or limited edition dvd's

:)

[bloodrayne]

Oh well...In that case...Amarays, cuz I don't really care for 'big fancy' anything...lol





Nice Dinner Out or Good Home-cooked Meal?

[ChEEbA]

Home cooked.

Potatoes, baked or mashed?

[bloodrayne]

Mashed



Shower Gel or Bar Soap?

[ShankS]

Shower gel




trimmed & shaved or wild & bushy.

[ChEEbA]

On a woman?
Like...pubic hair?
Shaved, or trimmed...either is fine. The pubic region is something I think should always be groomed to some extent, I mean, it's not hard...shit, I even go the trim sometimes m'self.

If you're referring to what like hair style/facial hair style I prefer on MYSELF kinda thing, I'd say somewhere in between - I usually go long in the front with er, lets say designer stubble...

Now...I will shut up, and continue.

Scent:
Lavender, Jasmine, or sandalwood?

[The_Return]

Um...I really dunno which is which. But just to keep it goin, Ill say Sandlewood

Once Upon a Time in - The West OR America OR Mexico

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The_Return
Um...I really dunno which is which. But just to keep it goin, Ill say Sandlewood

Once Upon a Time in - The West OR America OR Mexico

....or china

[newb]

.....or a land far,far away.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
.....or a land far,far away.


somedays - you're just a freak hahahah

[The_Return]

Originally posted by urgeok
....or china

Damn....forgot that one.

Once Upon a Time in - The West OR America OR Mexico OR China

[zwoti]

Originally posted by The_Return
Damn....forgot that one.

Once Upon a Time in - The West OR America OR Mexico OR China

what about "once upon a time in china and america"?

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by zwoti
what about "once upon a time in china and america"?

He said both of those.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
He said both of those.

he said "once upon a time in america" and "once upon a time in china"...

....i'm pointing out the film called "once upon a time in china and america"

(6th film in tsui hark's wong fei hung series normally starring jet li)

[alkytrio666]

Ohh ok, sorry. I haven't seen any of 'em, so someone answer the kid.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The_Return
Damn....forgot that one.

Once Upon a Time in - The West OR America OR Mexico OR China Mexico


Chocolate Bunnies or Marshmallow Peeps?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Mexico


Chocolate Bunnies or Marshmallow Peeps?

Marshmallow bunnies? Is that allowed?



Laxative or suppository

[bloodrayne]

Umm...Laxative?...lol




Pepto Bismol or Tums?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Umm...Laxative?...lol




Pepto Bismol or Tums?

NOW we're gettin' gross.:D

PEPTO!!! The new cherry flavor is great for an after-dinner snack....??


Golf or tennis

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
NOW we're gettin' gross.:D

PEPTO!!! The new cherry flavor is great for an after-dinner snack....??


Golf or tennis Tennis...I'm too hyper for golf :D




Skateboard or Roller Blades?

[AUSTIN316426808]

rollerblades




Tigerland or Empire of the Sun

[Haunted]

Neither

Condom or Diaphram

(Bloodrayne, your pregnant self is excluded from answering this question;) :D )

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Haunted
Neither

Condom or Diaphram

(Bloodrayne, your pregnant self is excluded from answering this question;) :D ) HaHaHa...That's okay...It's pretty obvious that I didn't choose EITHER :eek: :eek: :D :D

[Haunted]

Au natural, eh, girlfriend?;) :D

Liquid acid or blotter paper?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Haunted
Au natural, eh, girlfriend?;) :D

Liquid acid or blotter paper? Heh...You know it...


I'm not familiar with either of your 'acid' options...So, I guess I'd have to say "neither"




Pop Secret or Act 2?

[The_Return]

Act 2

What's Eating Gilbert Grape VS Being John Malkovich

[I used the random movie feature on IMDb twice :p ]

[AUSTIN316426808]

Being John Malkovich





Fistful of Dollars or Yojimbo

[bloodrayne]

Fistful Of Dollars




Mow the lawn or Hire someone else to do it?

[Iniquity]

cant go wrong with the sweatshop labor..hire someone else to do it.





Caramel or Hot Fudge topping on sundae

[bloodrayne]

Hot Fudge




Meet The Parents or Meet The Fockers?

[Iniquity]

Meet the Parents




A Christmas Story or Its a wonderful life *christmas day movie for background noise*

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Meet the Parents




A Christmas Story or Its a wonderful life *christmas day movie for background noise*

christmas story






raising arizona or fargo ?

[urgeok]

bloodrayne ... how the hell did you delete your own post !!??

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
bloodrayne ... how the hell did you delete your own post !!?? Heh...That's the one thing that Mods can do in ANY forum..But...We can only do our own....

[Iniquity]

raising arizona



Nicholas Cage or Nick Nolte

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Iniquity
raising arizona



Nicholas Cage or Nick Nolte OMG...That is so WEIRD...I was just trying to remember Nicholas Cage's name...So, I asked Dustin, "Hey, what's the name of that guy that was in Raising Arizona and Bringing Out The Dead?"...I mean, I KNEW his name, but I was getting a mental block...I told him, "I keep getting Nick Nolte, but I know for a FACT that's not him"...It was just the 'Nick' part that was sticking in my brain....Anyway...You just really freaked me out..lol


Oh..And...


Nicholas Cage



Carrie or Firestarter?

[Iniquity]

Firestarter



Thinner or Needful Things

[bloodrayne]

Damn...That one's tough...



Umm...


Thinner


Cujo or Pet Sematary?

[Iniquity]

Pet Sematary *love that little kid NO not in a Michael Jackson guilty or not guilty way either*




EDtv or Son in Law

[bloodrayne]

Son In Law



Biodome or Encino Man?

[Iniquity]

ouch thats like Sucked and Sucked more....hmmmmm Bio-Dome for the girls





Forrest Gump or Conspiracy Theory

[Haunted]

Conspiracy Theory


Young and the Restless or General Hospital :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

I don't like hospitals and seeing as the show is named after one...

Young and the Restless





American Psycho or Freeway

[ChEEbA]

American psycho

Harp, or mandolin?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
American psycho

Harp, or mandolin?


mandolin - cool instrument



sax or trumpet ?

[tom-tom]

Trumpet.



Hot or cold

[AUSTIN316426808]

cold




shrimp or crab

[ChEEbA]

PRAWNS!

choc strawberry, or choc banana?

[ShankS]

chocstraw



savory pancakes or sweet pancakes.

[The_Return]

Sweet


The answer of today's IMDb trivia question vs The answer to today's IMDb quote game

That equals

Batman VS The Opposite of Sex

[AUSTIN316426808]

Batman



Nike or Reebok

[The_Return]

Fuck Sweatshops


Escape from NY VS Assualt on Precinct 13

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The_Return
Fuck Sweatshops


Escape from NY VS Assualt on Precinct 13


i see your dad's manic devotion to keeping you isolated from cuss words has been working like a charm ! :D


escape ..



The Fog, or The Thing ?

[The_Return]

Damn right it has:p

Tough choice...but Ill go with The Fog


Prince of Darkness VS Ghosts of Mars?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Ghost of Mars, it wasn't the greatest movie but it was better than the green lava lamp(imo)





Christian Bale or Tom Cruise

[The_Return]

Bale...Even if Bale wasnt an amazing actor, I cant stand Cruise


The Abominable Dr. Phibes VS Theatre of Blood

[AUSTIN316426808]

Dr. Phibes





Eric Gagne or Mariano Rivera

[The_Return]

Not a baseball fan... Ill say Mariano Rivera


Pit and the Pendulum VS Fall of the House of Usher

[Haunted]

Pit and the Pendulum if you're talking about the stories as apposed to the movies.

EA Poe or that kat who wrote the Chuthulu stuff (yes, ladies and gents his name just flew right out of my brain...and I've read his work. Stupid brain)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Poe




Pauley Shore or Brendon Fraizer

[Haunted]

Actually Austin316,etc,etc I could end both their lives as they have no careers. Frasier was the more attractive of the two, though.

Here's a lame one: Dennis the Mennace or Leave it to Beaver (little pervert)

[newb]

I'll take the beaver


Michael Keaton or Val Kilmer or George Clooney or Christian Bale

[Haunted]

Micheal Keaton

Buttery Nipple or Fuzzy Navel

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Haunted
Actually Austin316,etc,etc I could end both their lives as they have no careers. Frasier was the more attractive of the two, though.

Here's a lame one: Dennis the Mennace or Leave it to Beaver (little pervert)



I guess I should've added that it was a ''which is worse'', and it's cool if you just put Austin.

[Haunted]

Thanks. Sorry about that. I meant no disrespect.

[ChEEbA]

Fuzzy Navel

Ryuhei Kitamura
or
Stephen Chow

[The_Return]

Chow


Last Man on Earth VS House on Haunted Hill [Original]

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The_Return
Chow


Last Man on Earth VS House on Haunted Hill [Original] House On Haunted Hill




Robin Williams Better Movies: Comedy or Drama?





OOOH..Except for Bicentennial Man, which started out as comedy (and was pretty good) then turned into drama (and totally sucked) :rolleyes:

[jay o2 waster]

one hour photo

(same thing happened with jack)

troma or hollywood

[bloodrayne]

Troma is cool...But, can't really compete with Hollywood...






Potato Salad or Cole Slaw?

[ChEEbA]

Potato salad, pref German style.

Lemmings or Worms?

[bloodrayne]

Lemmings



Lo Mein or Fried Rice?

[ChEEbA]

Lo Mein.

Tiramisu, or, a storm?

[bloodrayne]

A Storm...Over just about anything...





Racing: Cars or Horses?

[ShankS]

Cars


Formula 1 or RallyDriving.

[ChEEbA]

Rally...f1 is boring.

Badminton, or squash?

[bloodrayne]

Badminton





Tide or Cheer?

[ChEEbA]

I have no idea what either are, but I'll say tide.
"cheer" just isn't ME.

Juice, or nectar

(I'd hate to have to make this call)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I have no idea what either are, but I'll say tide.
"cheer" just isn't ME.

Juice, or nectar

(I'd hate to have to make this call) HaHa...Tide and Cheer are laundry detergents and Tide IS the better choice...It'll clean ANYTHING...




Juice



Monopoly or Life?

[ChEEbA]

As in, the game OF?

Assuming that's what you mean, still monopoly...


Claw Hammer
or
mismatched socks?

[bloodrayne]

Claw Hammer



Scented Candles or Incense?

[ChEEbA]

Inscence, by far.

Drink a glass full of paint
or
Take a clean bite from a german shepherd, on the arm.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Take a clean bite from a german shepherd, on the arm. Already done that (when I was 7)...Well, actually it was a Doberman/Rottweiler mix...It left scars from its teeth AND claws on my right arm and my back...But, I survived it...Not sure what the paint might do...So, I guess I gotta go with the dog bite...






Go to the doctor or Tough it out?

[Elvis_Christ]

Tough It Out

Pushead or Ramond Pettibon?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Tough It Out

Pushead or Ramond Pettibon?

I'm guessing they're metal heads yeah? I'll leave the answer for someone else.

[Iniquity]

Pushead.......Pettibon's stuff is too random






Natural Born Killers or Bonnie & Clyde

[jay o2 waster]

NBK

Death Metal or Speed Metal

[Iniquity]

Death for relaxing.... Speed for Racing






John Denver or Bob Denver

[Elvis_Christ]

John Denver

Deicide or Morbid Angel?

[Iniquity]

Deicide all the way.......






King Diamond or Sepultura

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Deicide all the way.......






King Diamond or Sepultura

gotta go with king diamond


Spice girls or Backstreet boys

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
Spice girls or Backstreet boys
are we torturing them?

[Elvis_Christ]

Neither

Have to go with Sepultura on that other one. Been thrashing Choas A.D again latley.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Iniquity
are we torturing them? nope we are deciding whos picture we masterbate too

[Elvis_Christ]

Still neither

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Still neither :confused: :D

[Elvis_Christ]

There's better things to wrestle cyclops too.

[Iniquity]

for the sake of keeping the thread moving I'll take the Spice Girls n tell em what I really want.







Demolition Man or Judge Dredd

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Iniquity
for the sake of keeping the thread moving I'll take the Spice Girls n tell em what I really want.


I didn't know you had that in you! :D

Demelition man

NES or N64

[The_Return]

EDIT- Too Slow

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
I didn't know you had that in you! :D

Demelition man

NES or N64

I asked them if they had any Irish or German in them and they said no so I hooked em up ;)


N64






Ages of Empires or SimCity

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by The_Return
Dredd...dunno why everyone hates it so much



The Fugitive VS U.S. Marshals

The Fugitive




Ages of Empires or SimCity

[jay o2 waster]

lol,


sim city , thats were all my 4th grade computer class time went, that and oregon trail


sex pistols or the clash

[The_Return]

EDIT- Im friggin slow...I give up

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by The_Return
EDIT- Im friggin slow...I give up it's pretty early where im at so i'll give you a break

[Elvis_Christ]

Pistols

Blood Feast or Blood Diner?

[jay o2 waster]

HG Lewis!!!

Blood feast

kiss (*the band): good or overrated

[Elvis_Christ]

Overated

Slayer or Sabbath?

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Overated

Slayer or Sabbath?

thats fucking hard, but i'll go with slayer, sabbath isn't as mysterious ever since the osbournes hit mtv


remakes: good, evil?

[Haunted]

That depends... My mom's friend has a son who is an up and coming horror buff, so for him and other youngsters I think remakes are a bit of all right. Some movies need to be remade due to the shitty quality of the old. However, there is a sort of sacred quality to the old versions. I like the Dawn of the Dead remake somewhat because I thought the original was a little boring.


Dell or Gateway?

[Iniquity]

Dell





Nero or Roxio

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Dell





Nero or Roxio


nero all the way




hotdog or dreamweaver ?

[jay o2 waster]

bahh, hotdog express blew hard
so dreamweaver


piercings or tatoos

[The_Return]

Tatoos


Dracula-

Lugosi VS Lee

[Haunted]

Lugosi...totally

Dracula or Varney?

[The_Return]

Dracula


Deer Hunter VS Deer Avenger

:p

[Iniquity]

Deer Hunter





Macromedia or Adobe

[The_Return]

Macromedia


King VS Koontz

[Iniquity]

King


Jerry Lewis & Dean Martin or Abbot and Costello

[The_Return]

Abbot and Costello



Dog Soldiers VS The Howling

[ChEEbA]

The Howling.

A single lego
OR
A Thimble full of milk?

[Haunted]

A thimble full of milk


beauty or money

'Tis a shallow question

[Vodstok]

Money. Im cute enough already :)


turn the cheek or paybak?

[Haunted]

PAYBACK

I am so vendictive.

Love or Lust

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Money. Im cute enough already :)


turn the cheek or paybak?


depends on a lot of factors ..

i usually turn the cheek ... the 1st time ..

but paypack - i believe strongly in the 10X rule.

fuck with me and you get it back 10X worse



crazy 8's or war ?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
PAYBACK

I am so vendictive.

Love or Lust


shit i write too slow ..


i cant pick

lust is more fun, love is more enduring ..

[Haunted]

Um...Urge...your "this or that?"

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Um...Urge...your "this or that?"

that was kind of a pass ....




ok .


mnms or smarties

[Haunted]

mnms

skittles or sweetarts

[ChEEbA]

SKITTLES.

Psycho time.

Crush the life from a mouse in your hand
or
Hammer a nail through a frog?

[ChEEbA]

I wonder...is the game considered "won" when nobody will answer?

[Iniquity]

Hammer a nail through a frog




More psycho time

shave a puppy and burn it with a magnifying glass on a sunny day or choke a kitten out

[ChEEbA]

Choke a kitten out.
Dogs RULE cats in every way.

Eat:
A live (large) goldfish
or
A live sea slug?

And by eat, I mean chew well, and swallow.

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Choke a kitten out.
Dogs RULE cats in every way.

Eat:
A live (large) goldfish
or
A live sea slug?

And by eat, I mean chew well, and swallow.

Ive already done the goldfish thing so I will choose that.





Slip and fall face first into pile of shit or rotting corpse full of maggots

[Haunted]

A pile of shit, because there is less trauma involved.

Seeing a rotting corpse walking toward you or seeing a cop headed toward you when you've got an ounce of weed in your pocket.

[Iniquity]

swallowing an ounce of weed would in my opinion be a LOT less traumatic than seeing a corpse walk across the yard.







shoot a stranger who betrayed you to provide for its family or a friend who betrayed you for personal gain

[ChEEbA]

friend who betrayed you for personal gain

Much more deceitful...completely disregarding your friendship is an insult, and only for personal gain...fuck that. The friendship is over from that moment, so, I guess if I hadda shoot SOMEONE, it'd be the backstabbing friend.


Cut a finger off with a cleaver
or
Place your finger (any) onto a solid bench, and smash it wih a hammer?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ChEEbA


Cut a finger off with a cleaver
or
Place your finger (any) onto a solid bench, and smash it wih a hammer?


LMAO! Hmmm...I'll go with smashing my finger with a hammer.

Poke somebody's eyes out with your finger or eat an eyeball? ;)

[ChEEbA]

I'd eat an eyeball...and since you didn't specify, I'd go with a whole fried fish, eyeball included.
I've had it before, it ain't all that bad.

Swallow a pingpong ball
or
shit a golf ball?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I'd eat an eyeball...and since you didn't specify, I'd go with a whole fried fish, eyeball included.
I've had it before, it ain't all that bad.

Swallow a pingpong ball
or
shit a golf ball?


DAMN IT! I meant a HUMAN eyeball ;) I guess you got me there.

This is getting disgusting, but it's hilarious ;)

Alright....I guess I'd shit a golf ball....

Hmmm....eat your own snot or drink a glass of your own piss? ;)

[Haunted]

Since piss could potentially be very toxic, I'd have to eat my own snot.

Being caught dead (literally) fucking a horse (a la Catherine the Great) or being caught dead having been fucked by a bull?

[newb]

Originally posted by ChEEbA


Swallow a pingpong ball
or
shit a golf ball?

Wouldn't you of had to swallow the golf ball first?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by newb
Wouldn't you of had to swallow the golf ball first?

Good point. I never really thought of that ;)

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Haunted
Since piss could potentially be very toxic, I'd have to eat my own snot.

Being caught dead (literally) fucking a horse (a la Catherine the Great) or being caught dead having been fucked by a bull?

I think it'd be better to give than to recieve in this case ;)

[bloodrayne]

Umm...Okay...




Sandwiches: Chicken Salad or Ham Salad?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Chicken salad




Kevin Spacey or Nick Cage

[bloodrayne]

Nicholas Cage






Sausage or Bacon?







Gotta go watch Shaun Of the Dead now...Be back later:)

[ShankS]

bacon



have breakfast or go without breakfast.

[ChEEbA]

Out of habit, go without...

However, I advise even the most busy of people to try and at least take a peice of fruit with them.

Speaking of fruit...

Peach, or mango?

[AUSTIN316426808]

I've never really cared for either but peach





apple or orange

[urgeok]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I've never really cared for either but peach





apple or orange


orange (we used to own an apple orchard when i was a kid - i got sick of them fast)




jar jar binks or scrappy doo ?

[ChEEbA]

Scrappy Doo, 'cos he ended up getting ditched by the team (and rightly so) in the movie, and later bitchslapped into a wall by scooby, like the insignificant little peice of shit he was.

snorks, or captain caveman?

[Iniquity]

Snorks




masturbate or masticate

[Elvis_Christ]

Masticate

Horror Hotel or Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

[AUSTIN316426808]

yeah that's a hard one, TCM




Halloween Resurrection or Jason X

[Elvis_Christ]

I really like Tobe Hooper's Horror Hotel (aka Eaten Alive).

Halloween: Ressurection


Bowie or Iggy Pop?

[Iniquity]

Jason X




Ferris Beullers Day Off or Breakfast Club

[Iniquity]

Bowie


Ferris Beullers Day Off or Breakfast Club

[AUSTIN316426808]

That's a hard one, uh.....

Breakfast Club





Dogma or Clerks

[Elvis_Christ]

Breakfast Club

Fugazi or Sonic Youth?

[Iniquity]

Dogma

Sonic Youth





Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey

[Elvis_Christ]

Adam Sandler

Nosferatu or Near Dark?

[Iniquity]

Near Dark




YIM or AIM

[AUSTIN316426808]

YIM




NetZero or AOL

[Vodstok]

Cant i hate them both?

NetZero if they didnt em,ploy Dennis Miller, so AOL, because it has been fucking people longer.


Alligator or Crocodile?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Alligator




The Mummy or The Wolfman

[Vodstok]

The Wolfman. Stephen Sommers hasnt CGI'd that one. Yet.


The Mummy or The Mummy Returns

[AUSTIN316426808]

The Mummy





Jaws or Open Water

[ChEEbA]

Jaws...haven't seen the other.

Pour a dropper full of vinegar into your eyeball
or
Drop a single grain of caustic soda into your eyeball?

[ShankS]

vinegar



air conditioning or windows open

[ChEEbA]

Air con...

Place a single fresh chilli seed into your open eye
or
(edit)
Have a guy shoot a drop of piss onto your tongue

[newb]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Umm...Okay...




Sandwiches: Chicken Salad or Ham Salad?

Damn....i missed this one.:mad:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
Damn....i missed this one.:mad:
Heh...I thought of you when I posted it...Don't feel TOO bad, your precious chicken salad won anyway :)
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Place a single fresh chilli seed into your open eye
or
(edit)
Have a guy shoot a drop of piss onto your tongue I'll go with the chili seed in the eye (as it has already happened to me...Although, not on purpose)


Marvel or DC?

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Heh...I thought of you when I posted it...Don't feel TOO bad, your precious chicken salad won anyway :)
I'll go with the chili seed in the eye (as it has already happened to me...Although, not on purpose)


Marvel or DC?

DC

better Batman, Adam West or George Clooney?

[AUSTIN316426808]

DC, Batman kicks Spiderman's ass




Hot sauce or plain pepper

[The STE]

EDIT: Ne'er Mind

[AUSTIN316426808]

my bad



George Clooney, please don't shoot I just never really liked the old cheesy shows




Hot sauce or plain pepper

[bloodrayne]

Hot sauce...Specificly Cayenne Pepper sauce...



Death Penalty or Life in prison?

[AUSTIN316426808]

If you hurt a child in anyway, or kill someone you die plan and simple

anything less than that Life in Prison

so if we're talking about the scum of the earth that commit the first type of crimes I mention then Death Penalty




Shaun of the Dead or Scary Movie

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Shaun of the Dead or Scary Movie Shaun Of The Dead...I always thought that they could have done SO much more with Scary Movie...




Lake Placid or Deep Blue Sea?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Deep Blue Sea





Batman, Batman Returns, Batman & Robin, Batman Forever

[bloodrayne]

oh..umm..I'm not really into Batman...But, I guess I'll say...The one with Jack Nicholson as the Joker...





Football or Baseball?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Football(by a huge margin)




baseketball or tennis

[Haunted]

Whahn whahn whaaaaaaa! This question has already been asked. Anyway....Tennis

Sadist or Masochist

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Haunted
Whahn whahn whaaaaaaa! This question has already been asked. Anyway....Tennis

Sadist or Masochist

Masochist, more attention


microphone or megaphone

[Elvis_Christ]

Megaphone (like Jimmy Hart - The Mouth Of The South)

The Ultimate Warrior or Hulk Hogan?

[FairyKorpes]

Hulkamania all the way baby.

Flossing with a used tampon or having a homesless dude use your face to wipe his ass????;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Hulkamania all the way baby.

Flossing with a used tampon or having a homesless dude use your face to wipe his ass????;)

Flossing with a tampon... I wanna know what it's like to be a woman.


Death by ninja or death by plum?

[newb]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Flossing with a tampon... I wanna know what it's like to be a woman.


Death by ninja or death by plum?

I pretty sure that most women don't floss with those things......especially after its used.:D

death by ninja.....only if its the "Ninja Mod"

Gillagan's Island or Brady Bunch

[AUSTIN316426808]

Gillagan's Island





pickles or cucumbers

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Gillagan's Island





pickles or cucumbers


Cucumbers


Game Shows or Talk Shows?

[Elvis_Christ]

Talk Shows

Bacon or Steak?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Steak



Extreme hot or extreme cold

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Steak



Extreme hot or extreme cold


Extreme cold

On that note...sorta...

Summer Olympics or Winter Olympics?

[Elvis_Christ]

Summer

Fries or Chips?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Summer

Fries or Chips?


Chips

Rollercoasters or Bumper Cars? ;)

[Elvis_Christ]

Bumber Cars

Slasher or Zombie?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Bumber Cars

Slasher or Zombie?

Tough one....

Zombie

Chinese food or Italian?

[Elvis_Christ]

I'd say Chinese because I haven't eaten much Italian food.

Molly Ringwald or Ally Sheedy?

[Haunted]

Molly Ringwald

Jud Nelson or Emilio Estevez (Let the Breakfast Club References fly)

[Elvis_Christ]

Judd Nelson.... he ruled in that movie!

Weird Science or Pretty In Pink?

[Haunted]

Weird Science

"Las' year, I was crazy insane in love with this eighth grade bitch."

"Crazy? Insane?"

"Crazy insane."

Long Duck Dong or Anthony Micheal Hall (in Sixteen Candles)

[Elvis_Christ]

Anthony Michael Hall ..... cause he ate the birth control pills :p

Sporto, Prom Queen, Brain or Criminal?

[The_Return]

Criminal:p


MSN VS AOL

[Haunted]

MSN

Google or Hotbot

[The_Return]

Google


Flintstones VS Jetsons

[Haunted]

The Flintstones

Jetson was a closet homosexual, not that I have a problem with that. It's just that if you're gay, against all social odds, be proud, and don't marry the opposite sex for convenience. (Soapbox session has ended)

Lucky, The Rabbit, or Tony the Tiger...or Diggum (remember him?)

[The_Return]

Tony...R.I.P.

[Diggum was probably before my time]



Bills or Coins?

[ChEEbA]

Coins...'cos you can throw 'em at things, and I associate them wih my love of arcade games.

Ninja Gaiden or Shinobi?

Galaga or Xevious?

Raiden or 19xx?

[ChEEbA]

Ok, since there seems to be an issue with the oldskool games, I'll let anyone that likes answer those later...

In order to continue, lets do:

Sniff a line of salt
or
Sniff a line of chalk dust?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Ok, since there seems to be an issue with the oldskool games, I'll let anyone that likes answer those later...

In order to continue, lets do:

Sniff a line of salt
or
Sniff a line of chalk dust?

Chalk Dust

Mario or Luigi? ;)

[ChEEbA]

Luigi, in the one game it made a difference, he jumped higher....not to mention, out of the two most recent games, Luigis mansion OWNED Mario sunshine.

Sonic
or
wonderboy?

[Marroe]

*huff*
sonic

orange or pineapple?

[ChEEbA]

Orange

Grape soda
or
REAL Cola?