This Or That?

[Yellow Jacket]

machete

grandma or grandpa

[Disease]

Grandma


Son or Daughter

[GorePhobia]

son

boobs or vagina

[Disease]

Vagina


Teeth or Hair

[Yellow Jacket]

teeth

glasses or contacts

[GorePhobia]

glasses (sometimes looks cute on a girl)

baseball or hockey

[Yellow Jacket]

baseball

ringtone or ringback

[fortunato]

ringtone

magic or science

[Disease]

Science


running or jumping

[Yellow Jacket]

jumping

theater or home viewing

[fortunato]

theater

swords or guns?

[Yellow Jacket]

guns

martial arts or car chases

[Disease]

martial arts

Mushrooms or chicken

[Freak]

Chicken


UFC or IFL

[ferretchucker]

UFC

Blackjack or Poker?

[Freak]

Poker


Writing or Drawing

[_____V_____]

***Bump***

Someone called?;)

[ferretchucker]

Lol. So close to 100 pages. But I think we should carry on with the new one.

[GorePhobia]

Writing

painting or coloring

[ferretchucker]

painting

calculator or abacus

[Yellow Jacket]

calculators

high school or college

[ferretchucker]

high school

tigger or pooh?

[Yellow Jacket]

tigger

cyclops or wolverine

[hammerfan]

Pfft, Wolverine, of course!


Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan

[Yellow Jacket]

Sean Connery (Brosnan doesn't stand a chance)

Batman or Superman

[GorePhobia]

Batman

Flash or Thor

[Disease]

The Flash


Gotham City or Hawaii

[ferretchucker]

gotham

green lantern or wonderwoman?

[missmacabre]

wonderwoman

raisins or chocolate chips?

[Roderick Usher]

chocolate chips

nose ring or nipple ring?

[Disease]

nose

dreads or mohawk

[Roderick Usher]

mohawk!!!!

hammer or nail?

[GorePhobia]

hammer

cake or pudding?

[Disease]

I like their old stuff better than their new stuff

[Disease]

pudding


Cola or Beer

[missmacabre]

cola
crosswords or word searches

[GorePhobia]

crosswords

puzzles or pictograms

[Roderick Usher]

pictograms

board games or video games

[GorePhobia]

video games

VHS or Beta

[Roderick Usher]

VHS - got hundreds of them

Cassettes or Vinyl?

[GorePhobia]

Vinyl

CD or MP3

[Disease]

cd


Couch or reclining arm chair

[Geddy]

Couch.
George orwell or H.G. Wells.

[Marya Zaleska]

Reclining arm chair.

Blu-Ray or HD-DVD


http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff213/buckybeau/GrannyRelaxingWithHerPipe-5.jpg



Countess Marya

[Disease]

Orwell


Ricky or Julian

[Yellow Jacket]

Ricky

Rock or Metal

[GorePhobia]

Metal

Bubbles or Ricky

[Yellow Jacket]

Bubbles

clown or magician

[GorePhobia]

clown

Conky or Patrick Swayze

[Yellow Jacket]

Swayze

Bill Engvall or Ron White

[GorePhobia]

neither (i hate blue collar)

Jim Norton or George Carlin

[Yellow Jacket]

George Carlin

getting shot or getting burned alive

[Disease]

getting shot


raw onion or raw chillie

[Yellow Jacket]

raw onion

biting your lip or biting your tongue

[Disease]

biting your tongue


staying up late or sleeping in

[Yellow Jacket]

staying up late

singing or dancing

[Disease]

singing


tennis or golf

[Posher778]

tennis


Markers or crayons?

[Yellow Jacket]

markers

fully clothed or naked

[Disease]

Fully Clothed


porch or backyard

[Yellow Jacket]

porch

pet or kids

[Disease]

pet


Monkey or spider

[Yellow Jacket]

monkey

broken leg or broken arm

[Disease]

broken arm


cold shower or no shower

[Yellow Jacket]

cold shower (I couldn't imagine going without a shower)

bed or sofa

[Disease]

sofa


vhs or dvd

[GorePhobia]

DVD

pool or bowling

[Yellow Jacket]

pool

snow or sun

[Disease]

sun


Sharks or jelly fish

[Yellow Jacket]

jellyfish

cartoons or reality tv

[GorePhobia]

cartoons

mr rodgers or bob barker

[Yellow Jacket]

mister rodgers

drew carrey or jim carrey

[Disease]

Drew Carrey


Alice Cooper or Ozzy Osborne

[Yellow Jacket]

Ozzy (tough one)

AC/DC or Metallica

[GorePhobia]

Metallica

Rage Against the Machine or Audioslave

[Yellow Jacket]

Rage

rock concert or garage show

[GorePhobia]

garage school

mosh pit or fire pit

[Yellow Jacket]

mosh pit

laptop or portable DVD player

[_____V_____]

laptop

Gears of War or God of War?

[Yellow Jacket]

God of War

Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy

[GorePhobia]

Final Fantasy

Resident Evil or Evil Dead

[Yellow Jacket]

Evil Dead (no contest)

video games or movies

[_____V_____]

movies


Digital or High Def?

[Yellow Jacket]

high def

magazine or newspaper

[fortunato]

newspaper

chicken or beef?

[GorePhobia]

chicken

Taco Bell or Del Taco?

[Disease]

Niether

Burger or Pizza

[ferretchucker]

pizza

Goose or Turkey?

[GorePhobia]

turkey

corn or peas

[Disease]

Corn (on the cob)


grass or sand

[GorePhobia]

grass

shaved or unshaved

[Yellow Jacket]

shaved

pudding or jello

[Disease]

Pudding


Pen or pencil

[fortunato]

pen

button-up or zip-up

[Freak]

Zip up


Fake Christmas tree or real Christmas tree

[Yellow Jacket]

real

candy canes or gingerbread houses

[ferretchucker]

Candy Canes (You can suck then stab!)

Donald Pleasance or Malcolm McDowell

[Freak]

Donald Pleasance


Apple or Orange

[GorePhobia]

Apple

Lemon or Lime

[Yellow Jacket]

lime

broccoli or brussel sprouts

[fortunato]

broccoli

guitar or piano?

[Yellow Jacket]

guitar

vacation or relax at home

[Freak]

vacation


Wal-Mart or K-Mart

[Yellow Jacket]

wal-mart

awake or asleep

[Freak]

asleep


Mac or PC

[Yellow Jacket]

Mac

Schwarzennegar or Stallone

[Freak]

Stallone


Hunting or Fishing

[Yellow Jacket]

hunting

fire or ice

[GorePhobia]

fire

silly string or string cheese

[Yellow Jacket]

string cheese

pancakes or waffles

[GorePhobia]

waffles

ice cream or sherbert

[Yellow Jacket]

ice cream

snow cone or slushey

[Freak]

slushey


Fries or Onion rings

[GorePhobia]

fries

mozarella stix or chicken fingers

[Yellow Jacket]

mozzerella

broadway or hollywood

[Freak]

Hollywood


Amsterdam or Germany

[GorePhobia]

Amsterdam

Sweden or Brazil

[Freak]

Brazil


Rock or Jazz

[roshiq]

Jazz

Megatron or King Kong

[Yellow Jacket]

King Kong

John McClane or John Rambo

[Disease]

John McClane


Skateboard or jet pack

[Yellow Jacket]

Jet pack

Flying or strength (super powers)

[Disease]

Flying


cape or mask

[Yellow Jacket]

mask

secret identity or everybody knows

[Disease]

everybody knows


tall or short

[Yellow Jacket]

tall

skinny or fat

[Posher778]

Skinny


Clerks or Clerks 2

[Disease]

Clerks


Dogma or Mallrats

[Posher778]

Mallrats

Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne

[Yellow Jacket]

Bruce Wayne

Chasing Amy or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[Disease]

Jay and Silent Bob strike back

Jedi or sex

[Yellow Jacket]

Jedi sex. I can't combine them. Fine, sex it is.

plane or train

[Disease]

Plane



winter or summer

[pinkfloyd45769]

winter
egg nog or cider

[Yellow Jacket]

cider

snowglobe or santa hat

[pinkfloyd45769]

snowglobe, i collect them (i have 52)
Christmas or Halloween

[Disease]

Halloween


pancakes or omelett

[Yellow Jacket]

christmas (I do love Halloween though)

Thanksgiving or Easter

[pinkfloyd45769]

Thanksgiving
Tales from the Darkside or Tales from the Crypt

[Disease]

I said

Pancakes or Omelett

[pinkfloyd45769]

pancakes
redheads or blondes

[Freak]

red heads


truck or car

[Yellow Jacket]

car

school or work

[Disease]

work


Science or religion

[Yellow Jacket]

religion

leader or follower

[Disease]

leader


Art or sport

[_____V_____]

Art

barbecue or marinate?

[fortunato]

barbeque

punch or kick

[GorePhobia]

punch

fried or broiled?

[missmacabre]

broiled
sunny d or tang?

[Freak]

sunny d , not that I can drink it anymore.


Dune buggy or quad

[ferretchucker]

quad

organ grinder or his monkey?

[fortunato]

monkey (that's the point of the show, isn't it?)

countryside or city

[GorePhobia]

countryside

Dane Cook or Louis CK?

[AUSTIN316426808]

CK



Richard Pryor or George Carlin

[Yellow Jacket]

Pryor (RIP)

Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp (as Willy Wonka)

[horrorobsessed]

gene wilder




christmas or halloween

[Yellow Jacket]

christmas

good or evil

[horrorobsessed]

good

(but evil's not too bad either)




night or day

[Yellow Jacket]

night (Im not at school or work then, so it kicks ass)

PSP or Nintendo DS

[horrorobsessed]

PSP




guitar hero or rock band

[Yellow Jacket]

guitar hero

famous or infamous

[paws the great]

Infamous.


Monica Bellucci or Jessica Alba?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Monica


Cape Fear
Original or Remake

[ferretchucker]

original

bold or italics

[Yellow Jacket]

bold

big or small

[Freak]

Big


Ipod or Zune

[ferretchucker]

iPod

Tea or Coffee?

[Yellow Jacket]

coffee

paper or plastic

[Disease]

paper


Live alone or share

[ferretchucker]

live alone

rasberry or strawberry jam?

[Yellow Jacket]

strawberry

single or married

[fortunato]

single

speakers or headphones

[Freak]

speakers


apartment or house

[AUSTIN316426808]

Apartment.


Football(American or other, take your pick.) or Baseball?

[Freak]

Football


Beer or Whiskey

[GorePhobia]

Beer

Hockey or Baseball

[fortunato]

baseball

fangs or claws

[Freak]

claws


guitar or drums

[Disease]

guitar


Fart or burp

[Yellow Jacket]

burp

boo scare or suspense scare

[punk666]

boo scare.

mp3 or ipod?

[Freak]

ipod

Honda or Harley Davidson

[punk666]

Harley Davidson.

Cat or Dog?

[Yellow Jacket]

dog

glue or tape

[punk666]

tape.


bottle or can?

[Freak]

can

Spiderman or Batman

[fortunato]

batman

tomato soup or chicken noodle soup

[roshiq]

Chicken noodle soup

Nokia or Sony ericsson

[ferretchucker]

sony ericsson

back to the future or jurassic park?

[Freak]

Back to the Future


Xbox or Playstation

[ferretchucker]

playstation

chinese or indian food?

[fortunato]

chinese

cereal or oatmeal

[missmacabre]

oatmeal

knitting or crocheting

[ferretchucker]

knitting

cluedo or monopoly?

[Yellow Jacket]

monopoly

steven spielberg or george lucas

[fortunato]

spielberg

antique or brand new

[ferretchucker]

Brand new. I don't need no old crap!

Dawn French or Jennifer Saunders?

[punk666]

Jennifer Saunders.


chewing gum or mints?

[Yellow Jacket]

gum

Blackjack or Slot Machines

[punk666]

slot machines.


cds or downloads?

[Yellow Jacket]

downloads

CD-ROM or Game System disc

[Disease]

game sytem


Cookies or donuts

[Yellow Jacket]

cookies

cake or pie

[Disease]

pie


laptop or home pc

[Yellow Jacket]

home pc

summer or winter

[GorePhobia]

winter

spring or fall?

[Disease]

Fall


Egg or egg flip

[Yellow Jacket]

egg

omelete or scramble

[ChronoGrl]

SCRAMBLE!!

...

thongs or bikinis?

[Yellow Jacket]

bikinis

bra or panties

[ChronoGrl]

bra (maroon and shiny!)

...

boxer-briefs or tighty whities?

[Yellow Jacket]

boxer-briefs

[Disease]

And then what?


fist fight or gun fight

[Yellow Jacket]

sorry... fist fight

jet li or tony jaa

[Disease]

jet li


crack or glue

[Yellow Jacket]

if you're talking about sniffing, then crack

Jared Fogle or Peter Griffin (Subway spokesman)

[ChronoGrl]

Jared... That Peter Griffin comercial pisses me of SO MUCH... (because it COULD be funny, SHOULD be funny, but yet...)

...

toes or fingers?

[Disease]

fingers, you aint getting anywhere with out them.


Lukemia or Aids...

[Yellow Jacket]

Lukemia

mouse or rat

[ChronoGrl]

I'd cure Lukemia... But only because my cat had it. Poor Cleo...

...

oops...

RAT

Hairless cat or hairless spouse?

[Yellow Jacket]

hairless cat

nude in public or sing in public

[Disease]

sing


Fried eggs or poached

[ChronoGrl]

sing in public

...

SCREW YOU I AM TOO SLOW

POACHED

Dance in public or mime in public?

[Yellow Jacket]

dance in public

Sarah Silverman or Lisa Lampinelli

[ChronoGrl]

Sarah.

...

Jon Stewart of Stephen Colbert?

[fortunato]

sing in public

math or earth science

[Disease]

Math


Dinosaurs or ray guns

[ChronoGrl]

Dinosaurs WITH rayguns

...

And can we return to

JON STEWART OR STEPHEN COLBERT?

[Disease]

Well I just watched a couple of cool GBV tracks from an old Jon Stewart show so I will say him...


mobile phone or microchip...

[fortunato]

microchip

manual transmission or automatic transmission

[Disease]

Auto


Head massage or foot massage

[ChronoGrl]

Head massage.

...

Armless or legless?

[Disease]

legless

pissed or stoned

[ChronoGrl]

Pissed and pain killers

...

Hard wood floor or carpet?

[Disease]

carpet, so I can creep up behind you...


long nails or trim them regulary..

[fortunato]

trim frequently

book or magazine

[Disease]

book


balcony or veranda

[ChronoGrl]

balcony

...

couch or loveseat?

[Disease]

couch

Stomach ache or head ache

[ChronoGrl]

head ache

absolutely brilliant and ugly as sin

or

absolutely gorgeous with no neurons to rub together?

[Disease]

brilliant and ugly


sitting in a car waiting or going in to a shop with fluro lighting that could send you blind .

[ChronoGrl]

sitting in a car... waiting outside your flat...


...


Needle in the gums or needle in the eye?

[Disease]

gums, I actuallylike it.


headbut or chinease burn

[ChronoGrl]

I headbutt my boyfriend all the time

...

Seeing your hometeam forfeit their first LOSS in an undefeated season

or

pulling out your eyelashes?

[Disease]

forfeit the loss.. there has to be a good reaon they had to forfeit...


sink or swim

[ChronoGrl]

swim

...

fight or flight?

[Disease]

flight


sleep on the floor or upside down

[ChronoGrl]

on the floor

...

never remember ANY dreams

or

ONLY remember the nightmares?

[Disease]

no dreams... it already seams that I only remember the nightmares...



an orgy or a night alone.