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07-15-2004, 10:57 AM
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Name one thing that you've done...
That NO ONE else knows about, good, bad or whatever.
I wipe boogers on the underside of the seat of my car when I'm driving down the road. Actually, that's almost the only place I pick my nose at. Your turn.
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07-15-2004, 11:01 AM
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Re: Name one thing that you've done...
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07-15-2004, 11:06 AM
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this reminds me of a part form the movie Crazy people. JT walsh has his people in his board room, trying to come up with "honest" advertising about some shampoo he has on the table. he tells one of his guys to say something honest, and the guy says "I... Like.... Small boys."
Most of the people are disgusted or start laughing. JT walsh walks up behind him and yells "About the product, you fucking idiot..." Mine? Okay, well my fiance knows about this (and she still wants to marry me..) When i play Unreal Tournament or some similarly competetive video game, my adrenaline starts pumping and i say things likee "Take that shit, biatch!" and "Eat that you fucking pussy!" to the computer as i kick its ass. i also do victory dances.
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07-15-2004, 11:12 AM
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I play Quake 3 Vod... I can relate.
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07-15-2004, 11:12 AM
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i talk to my computer sometimes... well not TO my computer, more so to the person i'm chatting with... though that person can't actually hear me.. well they did hear me once and laughed.... *SIGH* *hangs head in shame*
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07-15-2004, 11:17 AM
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Hey dont feel bad. A long time ago, before i had ready access to my own computer, I was playing x-wing vs tie fighter at a freinds house. Now, this game is a full 3-d simluator, and i had this habit of following the screen with my head, so fi i pulled up, i would lean back in my seat, and tilt my head back until i was watching it down my nose, then lean to the left, the right, back foward when going down.... my freinds had a good laugh.
i would also make pistol sounds while playing Duck Hunt. When i was single (I was single for 7 years straight before i met my fiance, so i was having some issues towards the end), i would break outin a sweat and get self concious whenever i saw an attractive or big chested woman on tv, as if i was in the same room with them and about to ask themout....
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07-15-2004, 11:17 AM
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Heh. It's okay Hellfire. I do the same thing. Usually when I'm typing I repeat everything out loud.
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07-15-2004, 11:20 AM
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If I told you then everyone would be able to read it. And I saw what happen when Freddy Fan said what he was going to do. Nevermind me putting what I've already done. I can't trust Allmykids.
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07-15-2004, 11:22 AM
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aren't we just a bunch of weirdos ! LMAO :p
vodstok that's hilarious... after reading that, i'm trying to imagine in what state you were when you met your fiancée !
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Thug means never having to say you're sorry. Last edited by hellfire1; 07-15-2004 at 11:36 AM.
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07-15-2004, 11:22 AM
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took me a while but i thought of a good one..
it was back in the dorms in college when i typed in something like '6 pack ab exercises' in yahoo to get some exercise instructions. well i didnt get very good responses so i just read through the options and one said something like 'and the little boy put his mouth over my..' so i was like wtf? so i read it, and it turned out to be some gay literature type shit. well the thing that got me was 'the little boy' it was like 10 chapters. i scanned through, for whatever reason i was reading backwards so when i got to chapter 1, it said 'he was 13. i was 26' so i said AHHHHHH it was in an archive and sometimes i read them and the faces i make are classic. i mean i dont care what people do in bed but its kinda scary how freely they talk about little boys, or cousin, or both. that and all the talk about fudge makes me laugh... i know, i know.. i have issues. and NO i dont get off on this stuff, but it is funny. maybe cuz im a chick i gues if i were a dude id just think it was gross.
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