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07-14-2004, 06:08 AM
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The Horror.com pron movie :)
Okay, I liked the what is your porn name thread, so i figured we could do the plot of a porno starring our porn names....
I suggest "Plight of the Protruder", a touching tale of a pilot with a huge member, trapped in Vietnam after his plane gets shot down. It stars lots of asian extras, and Cleft Pounder. Lets pretend that my alter-ego Cleft is as "gifted" as Ron Jeremy (a fat, hairy hedgehog with a giant weiner), but a little harier. It starts when he gets shot down by a Russian Pilot in a dominatrix out fit. She flashes her boobs to distract him, and then shoots him from behind. He makes an off color remark about taking it in the ass and "goes down"
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07-14-2004, 06:20 AM
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Online speak for porn.
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07-14-2004, 06:24 AM
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It developed out of people mispelling "porn", just like when people put "teh" instead of "the". thsi sis alos how "owned" became "pwned".
In this case, i MEANT to say porn, but i mispelled it.... Anyway, so he crashes, and Cleft is surrounded by many women, most of them "enhanced"... Anyone care to continue?
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07-14-2004, 06:27 AM
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07-14-2004, 06:45 AM
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Cleft's crash was brutal. Buffy saw the whole thing and ran to his aid. She knelt next to him..her chest rising and falling with her deep breaths. "Are you ok?" she asked, as she cradled is head in her lap stroking his hair. Cleft looked up and found himself gazing into the bluest eyes he'd ever seen. "I think my leg is broken."
"Don't worry," Buffy said. "We'll take care of you. My friends and I just live over there. You can stay with us and we'll nuse you back to health."
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07-14-2004, 06:47 AM
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This was a great idea!! This will give me something to look forward to every night....just one thing...nobody kill off my character!!
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07-14-2004, 07:01 AM
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She contacted her companions to assist with carrying Cleft to her place. On the way there, Cleft passed out from the pain, and they feared that there may be some internal bleeding. Once they got him there, she told the others to leave the room. Then, she decided it would be best to strip him down to look for any bruising that would indicate the source of the internal bleeding. What she found was not a bruise, but the biggest dick she had ever seen before. Along with the fact that he had amazing regenerative powers, so his leg and the bleeding had healed already.
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07-14-2004, 07:02 AM
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Dont worry, there is no killing in porn, just a lot of "Stabbing" :)
Cleft looked down and said "My god, my third leg is engorged with blood."
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07-14-2004, 07:10 AM
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The infamous Doctor Proctor, aka "Proctor The Butt Doctor" looked at his member and just about fainted. He had never seen anything so large before, though his came pretty close. He was an assman, so he didn't need the biggest one in the world. Might be a little hard to get it in her bum that way.
He grabbed Buffy from behind and held onto her tightly. He was jealous of this "Cleft Pounder", and didn't want her going near him.
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