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07-13-2004, 08:24 PM
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Itsy-Bitsy Spider Catches ... a Snake
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese house spider sitting on its web waiting for lunch got the biggest helping of its life -- it caught a snake.
The 12-inch snake crawled into a farmer's house in Qingyuan county in eastern Zhejiang province, apparently oblivious of the spider patiently spinning its web in the corner, Xinhua news agency said on Saturday. "Unfortunately, it got desperately trapped in the tough, sticky web of the spider," the agency said. "The spider pulled the web higher and suspended the snake above the ground. It then managed to get to the neck of the snake, using its beak to pierce the snake and inject its poison." The David and Goliath battle took 80 minutes, drawing farmers from all around to watch, Xinhua said. "The snake died soon and the hunter spider began to suck its blood."
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07-14-2004, 07:37 AM
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ok... if an itsy, bitsy spider can do that to a fucking snake, what else can it do ??!! *shudders*
... now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to have a big ass nightmare...
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hmmm... thats one tough spider, forget about about horse races, forget about henn fights and dog fights...this is where i would place a bet or two...spider fights!
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07-14-2004, 08:04 AM
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HAH! Put 2 ina jar, shake it up and watch them go to town....
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07-14-2004, 08:06 AM
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im gonna get myself a big fucking spider...bigest one there is, im gonna feed it roaches and steriods, maby a little speed and then put him in that jar, im gonna make the biggest badest spider on this plannet...and its gonna make me ritch!
maby im just dreaming buyt wouldnt it be fun?
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07-14-2004, 01:29 PM
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Quote:
*shudders at the thought* uh huh... big fun !
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07-14-2004, 01:59 PM
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if your a good girl maby youl find the winner on your pillow someday...
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07-14-2004, 04:09 PM
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oh moonsorrow... the words you say. makes a girl feel all warm inside !
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Thug means never having to say you're sorry. Last edited by hellfire1; 07-14-2004 at 04:11 PM.
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07-15-2004, 08:35 AM
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i do my best...never saw the pre edited version... im guessing you were cussing like a sailor
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