Bruce Lee vs. Angry Chimp

[bwind22]

I have some friends that I have been arguing over this with for years now...

They say 'An enraged chimpanzee would be able to beat Bruce Lee in a fight.'

I say 'No way. That's utterly retarded!'

Then we argue and discuss our reasons for our beliefs over the next few hours and a case of beers. Anyways, I want to know what everyone on here thinks...



So here it is.... (And if for some reason, you find yourself having a difficult time imagining any reason this battle would ever occur, imagine this hypothetical... Bruce Lee is walking along one day when he enters a room. Upon entering, he spots four baby chimps all playing cutely in the corner. Well, it is a little known fact that Bruce Lee hated baby chimps with a passion so he wastes no time in delivering them his patented one-inch punch. All 4 baby chimps die brutally horrific deaths. The mother chimp, who had been forced to watch all of this from a surveillance camera, is now set free and put into the room with Bruce Lee where they must fight to the death.

There you go. Now no one has any excuse for not participating in this thread.)

Bruce Lee

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=bruce+lee/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.defend.net/images/bruce32106.jpg[/IMG]

vs.

An angry Chimpanzee

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=chimp+teeth+/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/media/corel/chimp.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=chimpanzee/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.du.edu/~vfernan2/chimpanzee.jpg[/IMG]

[newb]

I'll take the chimp.
An adult chimpanzee weighs about 160 lbs and has the strength of 6 to 7 men.
I've been sitting on this information for about 8 years, just waiting for the opportunity to use it. Thanks man.

[bwind22]

That's the same argument my buddies use. :D

But you didn't cast your vote.

[newb]

Originally posted by bwind22
That's the same argument my buddies use. :D

But you didn't cast your vote.

done

[Hate_Breeder]

What? Bruce Lee would hella stomp its ass. If it was a gorilla on the other hand.....

[bwind22]

Lol. And that's my argument. Bruce Lee has been/was trained to fight. A chimp only has instinct. I think Bruce Lee would whoop a chimp's ass so fuckin' quick the chimp would never even know what hit it.

I think Bruce Lee probably could have taken an ape or gorilla too, but that's a tale for another poll.

[kpropain]

Bruce Lee would pimp slap that fucking chimp like a cheap hooker....

[newb]

Fuck wit me now Bruce

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by newb
Fuck wit me now Bruce

HAHAHA

[bwind22]

Lol! That's a funny pic! Too bad Bruce Lee would still whoop his ass due to the fact that a monkey wouldn't be able to grasp the concept of firing a weapon! Still a funny pic tho!