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VH-1's major metal moments
Anyone else watch this thing? I was having flashbacks of my childhood the whole time.
A few things i learned: I was a metal head at a very young age. I Always loved Ozzy. Motley Crue, Van Halen, and Waarant are personally responsible for my obsession with large breasts (thanks guys :)) KISS is easily the ugliest fuking band alive. Axel Rose is the world's biggest douchebag (after Bin Laden) If Tommy Lee ever even talked to a woman in my family, i would kill him with a lead pipe. Nasty fucker.....
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I watched 3 out of the 5 episodes, not as great as I thought it would have been.
That Gorgoroth DVD would've fuckin kicked so much ass. |
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Yeah I had a lot of flashbacks watching this also.
That Gorgoroth dvd would have kicked ass. And Ozzy pissing on the Alamo is just fucking classic.
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I forgot to add that the fucking nasty contest between Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee to see who could go the longest without a shower and still get laid is fucking hilarious.
It really shows what kind of nasty whores some women really are.
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WTF does VH-1 know about metal? please someone answer me that?
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Not much of a variety. The one about Slayer and Biohazard was funny as hell. |
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The ONE Metallica moment i saw was lars pissing his pants over napster....
That retard dragged the whole band down with him. Great drummer, but needs to stop worrying about the 20 cents he is losing every month because of music "piracy". He still drives a fucking porsche.....
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