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04-30-2004, 05:01 AM
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The Return of the Living Dead Christ
It sounds strange but me and 10 of my friends are actually making this movie. The plot is similar to return of the living dead. It is a comedic religious/horror movie. Jesus comes back from the dead from trioxin (we just used lysol), and starts wreaking havoc across the world eating, killing and destroying the human population to account of their sins. Such catch frases are "Confess your sins!" and "This will be your last supper." In the end, you find out that the zombie Jesus isn't the real Jesus, and that Jesus's soul is in heaven, and his body was just reanimated. Jesus and zombie Jesus fight until Jesus knocks the zombie of him into hell. In that scene we will be using gasoline, a match, a miniture maronet puppet of the zombie jesus flying into the fire and plenty of water. THe movie will probably be an hour or so... Oh and we're filming on sunday, so any ideas, post before then.
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04-30-2004, 06:03 AM
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"This is the body of christ" *eats a man's head
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05-01-2004, 09:06 PM
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i love it its a mel gipson movie for sure
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05-01-2004, 09:13 PM
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hey, instead of having him be a zombie, have him come back in the second coming, but the world is swarmed with Vampires. And he has to team up with the best Luchadore ever to fight them, using his Jesus powers...and Kung-Fu. Oh, and thow in some musical numbers, just because.
And since the name you've got now wouldn't work, you could change it to Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter or something
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05-03-2004, 03:39 AM
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don't let the real jesus win, PLEASE, have the zombie one cremate jesus alive, is what the romans should have done
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05-20-2004, 06:16 PM
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. . . aw man, you already ruined the ending. What about the suspense when we find out Zombie Jesus isn't the real Jesus?
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05-28-2004, 06:44 PM
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Um....woah you have a really sick mind
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss "Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft Six bottles went down the drain One hour's a waste of time I'd ask if you feel the same Still pushin that chance to try Your breath in this cool room chill Long hair that blows side to side You speak and make time stand still And each time you walk right on by
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