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04-22-2004, 03:46 AM
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If you could wish for anything.......
The Evisceration = Banned thing made me think of this:
If you could have any wish, what would it be? For me, it would be a complete lack of accountability for any of my actions. If i decided George Dubbaya was pissing me off today? I could leave work, walk onto any airplane i wanted, fly down to dc, walk into his office, smakc him upside the head and say "HEy Dumbfuck! Quit your job, you idiot!" And no one would or could do anything. Someone wins the lottery? "Give me your ticket. I want to be rich." "Okay" That would be better than superman. Hell, i could pee in his coffee and he wouldnt do a thing about it. NO Come-uppance! Granted, even though that would be a free ticket to be an asshole, i would at least TRY to be nice. I'm not really all that big a dick.
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Right now?....A jet to Brazil;) :)
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Brazilians.
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04-22-2004, 04:21 AM
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Quote:
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04-22-2004, 05:41 AM
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That bloodrayne had her jet to Brasil...
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04-22-2004, 05:54 AM
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Well, just said what my greatest wish was...
Coherent with the thread this time, right? :0)
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04-22-2004, 06:07 AM
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My wish? 30 minutes alone with her:
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