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AIM is fun!
So tonight I was embraced by a lovely creature on the internet called... A rapist! I have no knowledge of who this person is, nor do I care. At first I was going to disregard, but then I thought, maybe it could be fun to wreck his hard on and be a total ass, like always :) If I had to venture a guess I would say it's a friend of my ex's bored and wanting to troll, but once again, I look past that for a humorous conversation. I would recommend not iming him because someone from facebook already did, and he can be quite a spammer.
dontplaymeho (8:30:17 PM): hey Posher919 (8:30:55 PM): hi dontplaymeho (8:32:00 PM): hey you wana fuck tonight Posher919 (8:32:09 PM): lol sure be there in 10 dontplaymeho (8:34:11 PM): where r u at dontplaymeho (8:34:16 PM): come spread ur ass on my face Posher919 (8:34:26 PM): I'm already at your house, can't you tell? Posher919 (8:34:35 PM): We're having so much fun! DD dontplaymeho (8:34:40 PM): s dontplaymeho (8:34:41 PM): yes dontplaymeho (8:34:47 PM): whats ur number so i can text u dontplaymeho (8:34:51 PM): we havent chilled in forever Posher919 (8:34:53 PM): We haven't chilled ever dontplaymeho (8:35:03 PM): ya dont u live in alpharetta Posher919 (8:35:07 PM): No. Posher919 (8:35:26 PM): Send a picture and i'll clarify dontplaymeho (8:38:06 PM): nah im good dontplaymeho (8:38:10 PM): i dont want to make u cum Posher919 (8:38:20 PM): Anyway Posher919 (8:38:32 PM): Nice not meeting you, and thanks for making me lol dontplaymeho (8:38:35 PM): u wana fuck or not Posher919 (8:38:40 PM): ofc not fuck off dontplaymeho (8:38:48 PM): no dontplaymeho (8:38:53 PM): we need to get busy dontplaymeho (8:38:57 PM): in the back and front seat dontplaymeho (8:39:04 PM): and then the trunk Posher919 (8:39:05 PM): but my car is a 2 seater! dontplaymeho (8:39:13 PM): perfect!!1 dontplaymeho (8:39:36 PM): come sit on my face Posher919 (8:39:39 PM): I can't live like this D: dontplaymeho (8:39:45 PM): and i will eat you outlike a pie Posher919 (8:39:47 PM): I neeeeeed Posher919 (8:39:50 PM): morphine Posher919 (8:39:52 PM): to stop Posher919 (8:39:54 PM): the pain dontplaymeho (8:39:58 PM): i dontplaymeho (8:40:00 PM): have dontplaymeho (8:40:01 PM): weed dontplaymeho (8:40:02 PM): to stop dontplaymeho (8:40:04 PM): my pain Posher919 (8:40:09 PM): it simply doesnt cut it dontplaymeho (8:40:15 PM): i have dontplaymeho (8:40:17 PM): meth too Posher919 (8:40:31 PM): Liar Posher919 (8:40:39 PM): meth is for homeless people dontplaymeho (8:40:42 PM): haha u called me out dontplaymeho (8:40:46 PM): i am homeless dontplaymeho (8:40:50 PM): u bitch dontplaymeho (8:40:53 PM): ima bend you over my box dontplaymeho (8:40:55 PM): and do you raw dontplaymeho (8:41:04 PM): ima use a kroger bag for a condom Posher919 (8:41:16 PM): How economical! dontplaymeho (8:41:20 PM): yes dontplaymeho (8:41:26 PM): and that was bend you over my xbox Posher919 (8:41:47 PM): Oh good Posher919 (8:41:54 PM): Someone finally found a use for one Posher919 (8:41:59 PM): I like you, let's get married dontplaymeho (8:43:17 PM): i just like to fuck Posher919 (8:44:00 PM): That is Posher919 (8:44:00 PM): so Posher919 (8:44:02 PM): healthy Posher919 (8:44:14 PM): for your brain. I think. dontplaymeho (8:46:30 PM): yes dontplaymeho (8:46:32 PM): let me fuck u dontplaymeho (8:46:35 PM): how old r u now? Posher919 (8:46:37 PM): 15 dontplaymeho (8:46:59 PM): shut it Posher919 (8:47:07 PM): Ok! Posher919 (8:48:18 PM): What am I shutting Posher919 (8:48:22 PM): I closed all the windows dontplaymeho (8:48:29 PM): ur mouth on my cock Posher919 (8:48:36 PM): I had my mouth removed, after the war dontplaymeho (8:48:37 PM): now i have to go because this is now sketchy dontplaymeho (8:48:57 PM): because i believe you to be an old nasty man dontplaymeho (8:49:03 PM): pretending to be a small child Posher919 (8:49:04 PM): But what about the love we share! <3 dontplaymeho (8:49:11 PM): and to prey on my fresh jewls Posher919 (8:49:15 PM): I thought you said we already fucked Posher919 (8:49:20 PM): Where did that story go? dontplaymeho (8:49:30 PM): i cant share love with 55+ males Posher919 (8:49:35 PM): I'm 15! dontplaymeho (8:49:40 PM): we fucked in my nighmare Posher919 (8:49:59 PM): I don't remember... You must have spiked my drink Posher919 (8:50:02 PM): *again* Posher919 (8:50:08 PM): You know, all you have to do is ask dontplaymeho (8:50:25 PM): yes stop changing to subject dontplaymeho (8:50:30 PM): should you check your blood pressure? Posher919 (8:50:51 PM): I would but Posher919 (8:51:03 PM): It so hard to find a working vein dontplaymeho (8:51:08 PM): dude where do u live Posher919 (8:51:07 PM): all the morphine -.-' Posher919 (8:51:20 PM): Ok dontplaymeho (8:51:21 PM): ... dontplaymeho (8:51:23 PM): . dontplaymeho (8:51:24 PM): ... dontplaymeho (8:51:25 PM): .... Posher919 (8:51:25 PM): well this has been fun dontplaymeho (8:51:28 PM): ... dontplaymeho (8:51:30 PM): yup Posher919 (8:51:30 PM): But now for some facts dontplaymeho (8:51:33 PM): whats ur address Posher919 (8:51:35 PM): I don't know you. Posher919 (8:51:38 PM): I'm actually a woman dontplaymeho (8:51:42 PM): whats your ip address Posher919 (8:51:48 PM): I live in New Jersey Posher919 (8:51:52 PM): and I have no idea who you are dontplaymeho (8:51:54 PM): i live in NY dontplaymeho (8:51:57 PM): lets have fun Posher919 (8:52:03 PM): Oh you moved close by ^0^ dontplaymeho (8:52:07 PM): yes dontplaymeho (8:52:10 PM): and my dick is hard Posher919 (8:52:11 PM): ^_______________^ dontplaymeho (8:52:19 PM): very hard dontplaymeho (8:52:20 PM): ... Posher919 (8:52:25 PM): Like a tiger? dontplaymeho (8:52:31 PM): like a crow bar dontplaymeho (8:52:45 PM): also bent like a crow bar Posher919 (8:52:52 PM): That sounds glorious Posher919 (8:52:55 PM): are you famous? dontplaymeho (8:52:57 PM): it is dontplaymeho (8:53:04 PM): it fits down a throat very nicely Posher919 (8:53:20 PM): My throat is shaped like a j so you must be correct! dontplaymeho (8:53:37 PM): yes mine is shaped like a z Posher919 (8:53:41 PM): cool! dontplaymeho (8:53:48 PM): so is my ass hole Posher919 (8:53:57 PM): COOL! dontplaymeho (8:53:59 PM): any time i take a shit they think zorro has been there Posher919 (8:54:12 PM): Maybe he has. >_> I told you to be more careful at parties dontplaymeho (8:54:23 PM): yeres dontplaymeho (8:54:40 PM): ok bye im bored after the comment " im a woman" Posher919 (8:54:51 PM): I have a penis too Posher919 (8:54:53 PM): sometimes dontplaymeho (8:54:58 PM): bye Posher919 (8:54:57 PM): On full moons Posher919 (8:55:01 PM): Best friend! dontplaymeho (8:55:06 PM): bye Posher919 (8:55:08 PM): bye Posher919 (8:55:14 PM): bye Posher919 (8:55:16 PM): bye Posher919 (8:55:42 PM): wait my hair's caught in the screen door Posher919 (8:55:46 PM): come back D:<
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I was boooored.
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He was amusing for a few minutes til he got all scared of me.
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