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Old 08-22-2010, 09:49 PM
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yahoo questions answered with pictures

this might work and it might now work. basically one user finds a ridiculous question on yahoo questions and the user below answers it with a picture. I think it could be funny, I laugh so hard at some yahoo questions.

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John: Saw me masturbating i am so embarrased?
ok so i know people herre sometimes answer dumb answers so please answers from people's experiences and or opinions. i am 15 year old male and my mom who is 43 walked out of the bathroom completely naked and into her room wich is right next to mine, i saw her breasts and i got an erection, it showed through my boxers and i got in my bed and covered up,i could still see her through the mirror and she was getting dressed. i went to shower and thinking of what i saw i started to masturbate, i dont know how i didnt hear the door open but she entered, i guess she heard me moan , i was in the shower's floor legs spread masturbating and whispering her name and touching myself, about to ejaculate i opened my eyes and ther she is staring at me, she was looking at my penis, i was startled and she just walked away, i havent talked to her and dont know what to do. i know its a weird experience a i appear a little sick but i could not control myself. anyone with comments or advice please answer seriously or email me .


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Old 08-22-2010, 09:54 PM
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I don't know if the questions asked are a work just to see what people say. Looking for a pic for this one.
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:55 PM
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Hahaha that's the funniest shit I've read in ages.



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Old 08-22-2010, 09:58 PM
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Q: How can the world end in 2012 if I have a yogurt that expires in 2013?
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Q: How can the world end in 2012 if I have a yogurt that expires in 2013?
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Old 08-22-2010, 10:45 PM
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I think I am turning into a Vampire?
The other day I found some bites on my hand .. like insect bites.. but now I feel like I want to drink blood all the time.
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At out house, we always swam naked. We have a walled pool and this is our family privacy. I am now divorced (1yr) and my son and daughter still live with me. My 19 yr old son and I were swimming naked when a female friend of my mind walked into our backyard because we did not answer the door when she rang and our side gate was unlocked. Well she saw us in the pool naked when she walked up and she noticed we did not have clothes out anywhere. So before she got the wrong idea. I asked her that if she wanted to jump in, to just get naked and that we have always swam naked at our house. I told her that my son would turn around and wait for her to get in. Well she got kind of freaked out on me and told me that she would check back with me another time when I was not busy. I told her I was not busy and she just walked away. Now she has not returned my phone call.

What is up? Why do people freak out over nudity? I am not having sex with my son, I am swimming.
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