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08-21-2010, 11:35 AM
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Piranha 3D
Not seen a thread for this yet (except on upcoming movies):
Well Aja is back ( i posted this on another forum): Just got back from this pretty enjoyable trash film - I brought the requisite bag of cider cans and a tray of the worse nachos on earth.. WARNING SPOILERS: It starts with a cameo from Richard Dreyfuss who plays the same character from Jaws and is even shown singing 'show me the way to go home' but just like Drew Barrymore in Scream, he doesn't even make it to the credit sequence... The film is a little slow to start but once it does its a fucking rollercoaster. The flick runs like an old 70's expoiter every thing is tirs or blood or then eventuall TITS and Blood..I cannot believe this film got a 16 cert here - there's scenes of severed cock regurgitaion, full frontal (possibly fake) nudity and dozens of stripped to the bone dying victims..The 3D is ok too.... This film is actually the 2nd remake of Joe Dante's 70s classic but it actually has more in common (read RIPPED off) with Jaws and the Lee Majors classic 'Killer Fish'... Well - at the end of the day if you're as drunk and dumb as shit as I am then you'll enjoy this film.. Last edited by Ferox13; 08-22-2010 at 12:15 AM. 
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Wow, I kinda wish I hadn't read that Spoiler! I was gonna avoid this film like the plague but, well, now I know that HOOPER is in it. I kinda have to. Or at least, the opening...
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Aspirations are high--
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4i1x
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"Motor boat! Motor boat!" that's all I have to say really, but I will say more.
Eli Roth was awesome. Riley Steele has awesome fake boobies. Jerry O'Connell is fucking hilarious and I can't stress that enough. If boobs isn't a good enough reason to see it, Jerry O'Connell should be. He has this hilarious quote about how he would fuck fish all day. Oh and the puns! There are so many puns!
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ha if your a true horror fan then you wouldnt watch a cheesy remake even if it is 3D not that some remakes arent good but if your watching just for hearing and seeing some actor then I say that it is not worth it!
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Watch a film, or not, because you want to or don't. Don't wait for your goth peers to give their approval.
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I do like jerry o'connell but he is usually in bad movies. :(
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im pretty stoked to see this...for the most part i enjoy remakes. not to mention the first one was pretty sweet. they did make a sequel didnt they
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