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Faustus out!
Yo! Listen up! If you need somebody to sell you weird crossgenre small press pulp or tell you that Stanley Kubrick is overrated or once more explain the concept of hermeneutics, you're out of luck from the 19th to the 29th, you're out of luck. I will be in Portland attending Bizarrocon and hopefully getting some pizza with neverending at some point. Be good in my absence. Drac, don't bash the newbs too hard, V don't ban Posh, unless he posts that photo of Newb covering up for when we killed Marilyn Monroe at that ill conceived timetravel party, Chrono, no coming over to my house and having sexy makeout catfights with my girlfriend for my affection (...actually, scratch that one. Just not after ten, she gets tired after work), Posh, same thing no parentheses, Fortunato, don't get totally into Jean Rollin, massacreman, don't neglect the HDC as Superheroes thing, Ferretchucker, don't join a gang of orphan pickpockets just because they get fashionably grubby caps and Zero, if the shit goes down and your kind take charge, remember that we brought you bananas and introduced you to unicycles, so have mercy.
Any Faustus based questions or concerns, such as for example, "who is law?" can be addressed to this photo of Ernest Borgnine. ![]()
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Too late. I'm watching Grapes of Death as I type this.
At least I think it's Grapes of Death. Anyway, hey Ernest.
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Dont count on it.
Happy journey Doc...have a good one. Take a pic with NE and you together, if you can.
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Portland is somewhere I'd really like to check out especially because of the amazing music that comes out of there year after year decade after decade... have a good one holmes.
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It's OK. I'll just sit at your house and wait.
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Enjoy it! It'll be cool if you get to see Nev. Don't worry, I'll keep writing your parts and you should be here for the conclusion!
And those caps are soooooo cool.
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P.s. Come to boston!!!
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Faustus has finished debauching Portland and is now on his way back East. I have my personally autographed copy of Muderland II. Looking forward to reading it!
There are pictures of Doc & neverending- but Doc has them, so you'll have to wait. He's on the train. |
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Quote:
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Faustus in!
To celebrate my return, I would like to present HDC with a tantalizing glimpse of Hollywood superhunk Ernest Borgnine. Please do not get too turned on, because V will have to clean up. ![]() Also, here is the photo Neverending mentioned. We are at the train station and I have vacationed within an inch of my life. ![]() Things went well. Saw a lot of good friends, made good business connections and I'm now down to three preorders of Jimmy Plush for sale and NO COPIES OF ARCHELON RANCH AND MURDERLAND 2! It's Amazon only on those two henceforth.
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