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04-01-2004, 03:28 AM
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April Fool's Day Pranks
Got any good ones that you're planning to pull?...How about some past prank experiences that you are willing to share?
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be 
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04-01-2004, 06:15 AM
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Being in a shop full of techs. this is what you get, everybody messes with everybodies cars and their toolboxes. Grease under the handles, wheel weights on your wheels, gives a horrendous vibration. Steal a guys driveshaft, so his car doesnt move, run a line from the washer pump to under the dash facing the driver, so when he uses the washer pump he gets a pants soaking of washer solvent. Pinch the fuel return line with vice grips, car drives about 10 miles before starving for fuel and dying out. ANd many more nasty stuff, that cant be written here.
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04-01-2004, 06:32 AM
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Pleading has never been an option bestowed upon you. Only Pain. Pain in its purest form. Your suffering shall be ever lasting. Your self indulged idealism of "peace" in which you revere shall be never. Forever and ever. Hark thee, and give praise, you shall be cloaked in diabolical intents for as long as you deny the inferiority in which you were cursed with since birth. Your constant ramblings of personal insecurities is an offering in
which we shall expose and prey upon. Your sloven writings is a display of complete and utter weakness. A weakness in which we shall confine and exploit. I am the Overlord of this forum. I decide the fates of many. I am the so called "natural-selection". I am eternal.
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04-01-2004, 07:02 AM
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wow..
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04-01-2004, 07:05 AM
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Wow is right,
who would have guessed Darth bane posted about torment and never ending sorrow. I was sure for april fools he would a written a sonnet about rainbows and unicorns. Guess i was wrong.
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04-01-2004, 07:07 AM
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As you will always be.....
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Now if im always wrong I should go gambling. I should also brings friends. Ill bet a little on red and my friends can bet a lot on black. If im always wrong ill be rich in no time. Thanks for the idea;)
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04-01-2004, 07:15 AM
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And you will find your "friends", no more.......
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04-01-2004, 08:07 AM
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Is that why you're so sad, Darth Betty?
Awww... Story of your life, huh? :(
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04-01-2004, 08:14 AM
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LMFAO
At last it all becomes clear
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