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02-13-2004, 08:07 PM
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what kind of funeral, memorial do you want?
i want to be given a Viking Funeral. I want a Viking Ship to be built for me as my vessel to the afterlife. My body will then be placed into the ship, along with some of my favorite belongings. The ship will then be pushed out into the ocean and set on fire. As the ship burns along with my body, my grieving family and friends will sing an old celtic funeral song.
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Just listen to this sentence and tell me what it means. I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet? Would you get the impression that i wanted to see it? Oh, well you couldn't have been dying to see it or else you would have already gone. So in your opinion would I definitely see it? How the fuck should I know probably! Why? Because it's a brilliant film, it's so funny, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass! 
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02-13-2004, 08:08 PM
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I want mine to be held at a movie theater, with a montage of all my favorite movies playing on the screen.
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02-13-2004, 08:13 PM
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I want my blood to be drained, allowing it to be put up on display in a museum of sorts as "Authentic Rock and Roll Blood."
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02-13-2004, 08:47 PM
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A weeping angel sitting on the tombstone.
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I'm back again! I just can't stay dead. 
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02-14-2004, 03:42 AM
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Just throw me in a box and put me in the ground...Don't waste money...It doesn't matter when you're dead...It's over
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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02-14-2004, 04:31 AM
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A cheap funeral. Had two grandparents die within months of each other last year and I cannot believe how much it all costs - thousands - a real waste in my mind.
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02-14-2004, 09:47 AM
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Okay, this is a litlle insight into my psyche
I hate sad ppl and I hate for ppl to be hungry so.... I want a salad bar wrapped around my casket so when you do a viewing youu can grab a snack, and at the end would be a clown making baloon animals for everyone
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02-14-2004, 10:06 AM
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No offense, but I wouldn't want to eat anything that's sitting that close to a dead person
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02-14-2004, 10:07 AM
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i want to be thrown onto a tree and be grinded up into paper than have an episode of simpsons drawn on me
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