My Life is a comedy

[Vodstok]

I was sitting in my living room, working. I hear a loud buzzing, and look up to see a huge bumble bee flying across the living room. then he hits the window, and does what bees do, he freaked out.

so i got a ziploc container, you know, cheap tupperware and caught the bee. Now he is REALLY pissed.

i set the lid on only half-assed so i could just toss him outside. so i throw it. instead of the lid popping off and releasing the bee, it snaps on tighter, and, of course, the bee is even more pissed now that he has been thrown and slammed into the ground.

So, i pick it up, loosen the lid, and throw it again. Same thing. So i try it one more time. Same thing.

So i end up just opening it and it flies off. Because its a bee. And bees dont pick fights with 200 lb men, they fly off.

I swear, if it had been video taped, it would have been the rage of youtube for a day or two.

[Abominus]

The bees only natural enemy is the ziplock container. Don't you watch animal planet?

[bloody_ribcut]

why didnt you just open it the first time?...instead of torturing it first..

[urgeok2]

Originally Posted by Vodstok

I was sitting in my living room, working. I hear a loud buzzing, and look up to see a huge bumble bee flying across the living room. then he hits the window, and does what bees do, he freaked out.

so i got a ziploc container, you know, cheap tupperware and caught the bee. Now he is REALLY pissed.

i set the lid on only half-assed so i could just toss him outside. so i throw it. instead of the lid popping off and releasing the bee, it snaps on tighter, and, of course, the bee is even more pissed now that he has been thrown and slammed into the ground.

So, i pick it up, loosen the lid, and throw it again. Same thing. So i try it one more time. Same thing.

So i end up just opening it and it flies off. Because its a bee. And bees dont pick fights with 200 lb men, they fly off.

I swear, if it had been video taped, it would have been the rage of youtube for a day or two.

if MY life was a comedy - it would have stung you :p

[ferretchucker]

It because of people like you the bee population is decreasing dramatically!

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by Abominus

The bees only natural enemy is the ziplock container. Don't you watch animal planet?

I dont have cable...

Originally Posted by bloody_ribcut

why didnt you just open it the first time?...instead of torturing it first..

I was trying to be humane. If i wasnted to torture it, i have a tiny table with manackles and arack in my basement.

Originally Posted by urgeok2

if MY life was a comedy - it would have stung you :p

:P

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

It because of people like you the bee population is decreasing dramatically!

It was a bumble bee. the honey bee population is the one that is declining. However, i may have started a trend.

[ferretchucker]

Oh, look who's mr. smart guy!

Oh wait, that was smart. I didn't know that. Thankyou for the information.

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

Oh, look who's mr. smart guy!

Oh wait, that was smart. I didn't know that. Thankyou for the information.

:D

it is both interesting and sad

[Rayne]

Haha, this gave me a giggle...The funniest thing is, I could totally see the EXACT same thing happening to Dustin :)

[The Mothman]

ever make a bee on a leash?
just freeze it for a while then tie some fishing line to it? classic.