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Old 01-18-2004, 07:34 AM
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Monsturd...

Oh man, check this out:

"Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it, Dutech. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage. And it's up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him."
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Old 01-18-2004, 07:48 AM
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Oh shit!--pun intended. I guess this is what happens when people get tired of the old boy-meets-girl plot.
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Old 01-18-2004, 12:01 PM
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I got a kick out of the plot synopsis. Could be a classic.....
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why do i have a feeling that the people who are making this have some influences from jack frost?
jesus shit... what are people smoking when they come up with this?
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Old 01-18-2004, 02:49 PM
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jesus shit... what are people smoking when they come up with this?
The...Really...good...shit.

Apparently they have the same good weed in Texas. Did you read the Jaws 5 thread?
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Old 01-18-2004, 02:51 PM
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nope, but if you recomend il have a look see
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Oh my God! I just saw the trailer! That movie looks horrible, but horrible in a funny way! When I saw the turdmonster in the trailer, I just laughed out loud! There's even a guy beating up a doll for some unknown reason! Check the trailer out at:

http://www.4321films.com/monsturd/

You can even download the theme song of the movie called 'Ballad of the Monsturd'.
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Old 01-18-2004, 02:55 PM
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i realy hope this movie is made with the intetnion of making crowds of ironic horror fans laugh...
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Old 01-18-2004, 02:57 PM
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Thank you D'Lo!! That was god-awfully funny. Hope the video store gets this one. Gonna check out the theme song too.:)
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Old 01-18-2004, 03:04 PM
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The Ballad of Monsturd. That was one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever heard.

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