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10-14-2007, 10:52 AM
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Football and the Blonde..
Football and the Blonde...
Body: Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!! Have a great day! 
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10-14-2007, 11:04 AM
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ha ha that's the first time I heard that one.
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10-14-2007, 12:30 PM
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lol. Pure gold.
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10-15-2007, 09:12 AM
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Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?" Mum replies: "yes dear" Day 2: "We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?" Mum replies: "yes dear" Day 3: "We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?" Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.
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10-15-2007, 12:31 PM
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lol. It's fun to not be blonde. Do you americans (Not you Tic. You're an english-scottish type person) make fun of gingers. I don't because my nanna is. It's just the way things work round here though.
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10-15-2007, 12:39 PM
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Gingers being?
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10-15-2007, 12:57 PM
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Figured that, I've never heard a red head joke. I don't even know what kinda joke you'd make about 'em.
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10-15-2007, 01:00 PM
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Never quite understood why brits make fun of them either. In most places redheads, especially female redheads, are considered almost exotic.
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