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Old 08-16-2007, 10:34 AM
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If only his movies were as entertaining as his life.

We all know Uwe Boll is delusional. He actually thinks his movies are good. Not "bad but fun" like troma, but GOOD.


And, of course, he is dead wrong.

I have read these two articles on Wired.com:

http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/...-a-boll-s.html
http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/...mb-fck-uw.html


read and enjoy, if th eplot unfolds more, I will post more. :)
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:38 AM
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Old 08-16-2007, 01:00 PM
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Old 08-16-2007, 01:12 PM
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He called his own film genius and if anybody gives his movies poor reviews he wants to fight them (as long as they haven't been properly trained as he has). It's like this guy is playing a character, some parody of a bad director.
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Old 08-16-2007, 01:16 PM
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I have a better pic of Mr. Boll.


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Old 08-16-2007, 03:41 PM
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You cant really turn postal into a movie....game has no plot.
kinda same thing with House Of The Dead.
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Old 08-16-2007, 03:47 PM
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http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/...mb-fck-uw.html


read and enjoy, if th eplot unfolds more, I will post more. :)
wow. what a dickhead.
all the jounalists at Wired were so patient. hes a dickhead.
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Am I the only person who wishes his movies would be released to theaters with commentary?
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Am I the only person who wishes his movies would be released to theaters with commentary?
I think you're the only person who wishes his movies were released period.
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Old 08-16-2007, 04:49 PM
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I think you're the only person who wishes his movies were released period.
I hate his movies, but hearing him talk is just so damn funny to me.
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