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02-08-2007, 10:09 AM
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Breaking news!
HDC Headlines!
Norwegian Declares War On May Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) - Public HDC forum member Slasherman has officially declared war on the movie May The movie, starring Angela Bettis, has been described by the native Norwegian as "The worst movie ever made." He then went on to declare "I believe anyone should be banned, possibly drawn in quartered, for even mentioning the unspeakable film. I also plan on having the word stricken from the dictionary." Other plans include shortening the Julian Calendar to 11 months and destroying all evidence, including birth certificate, of actress Mae West.
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oooo...Do some more...You're good at this...You should make news articles for ALL of the members...
Oh, that's what this thread is for, right?...haha...I could start with 'BloodRayne Gets A Clue' :D
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02-08-2007, 10:15 AM
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Prominent Member Forgotten On List!
Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) - Today, while trying to compose a list of the major contributors to the forum, resident member The Flayed One forgot to add longtime member hammerfan "I can't believe he forgot me," the member once known as Taylors Mom commented. "It's just insulting." "I have a habit of posting while drinking," responded a bewildered Flayed. "Sometimes I forget things. People get hurt. I appologize to her and her family." Word has not been received whether or not this appology was accepted. :p
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Great thread, Flayed...This is fun...More please :)
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02-08-2007, 10:30 AM
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omcdave Doesn't Make Thread!
Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) - For the first time in the history of HDC forums, perpetually posting member omcdave failed to make a thread. "I don't know how I made threads every day for the past 4 years," a bewildered dave replied. "I only joined the forum last year." "It's the thing that's come closest to making me believe there is a god," outstanding poster urgeok stated. "Things like this, they make you question the nature of the universe." Whether this is a one time phenomena or will come around once every 50 years like some comets is anyones guess.
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i thought this thread was gonna be about snipers or something
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02-08-2007, 10:40 AM
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The Mothman returns to HDC after a week long Runescape binge!
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Moderator Forgets Name of Movie Again; Community Shakes Head!
Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) For the eighteenth time in one year, senior member & moderator Bloodrayne has forgotten the title of the same movie. "I just don't know how this happens," she replied. "I even own the movie now. Dustin tells me the name at least twice a day, but he's at work right now and it's really bugging me." Galaxy of Terror, the movie in question, has had repeated threads about it in the General & Modern Movies section of the forum. It is also a permanent member of the newest HDC Top 100.
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