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Funerals
who was the last funeral you went to for
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My girlfriend's grandmother's
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Why all the Death Threads?
have you met Murderdoll?:D |
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I think it's his way of flirting with her...:p
It probably works, too
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I haven't been to one...I think I'd decline if I was asked to any aside from immediate family, I'm not comfortable with the whole deal...
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I officiated a memorial service for my friend Carrie when she died 5 years ago. I became an internet-ordained reverend several years back in order to marry some friends and have performed several weddings now (two more coming up this spring) but I wasn't prepared Carrie's family to ask me to perform the ceremony. How could I refuse a request like that.
Hard gig. Tough crowd.
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2005 really sucked for me. I had to be a pall bearer at not only my grandma's funeral, but also an aunt that died in her early 50s too. If people think attending funerals is a downer, try carrying a wooden a box containing your dead loved one around for an hour & riding in a limo right behind the hearse with whoever happens to be grieving the most for them. It makes merely attending funerals feel like a day at the beach.
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My aunts and before that my fathers.
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Quote:
She also happened to be Carol Burnett's daughter. So I'm on a stage in front of 600 people packed into a small Beverly Hills theater and I'm looking at Harvey Corman, Tim Conway, Carol Burnett - all in tears, and trying to keep it fun and funny. We had a few laughs - Carrie would have loved it.
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i was forced to the funeral, i told my mom im not even going to my own
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