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Man Steals Women's Urine By Deception
Fake Employer Took Women's Urine Samples
Omaha, Nebraska - A 36-year-old Omaha man accused of luring women to his home and taking urine samples when they thought they were applying for a job was found guilty Thursday of two counts of criminal impersonation. Victims told police Kevin Oliver said he worked for cell phone company T-Mobile and was interviewing them for jobs. Prosecutors said there never were any jobs. "To this day, we don't know what his ultimate goal was but whatever it was it was deceptive, it was damaging and it was protracted," said Omaha city prosecutor Marty Conboy. "This went on for 18 months that we know of." After three searches of Oliver's home, authorities came up with no other signs of criminal activity. With credit for time already served, Oliver will spend eight days in jail and 18 months on probation.
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Drinking your own urine is supposed to help slow the ageing process(it must be true i saw it on C.S.I)maybe this guy was really paranoid about his looks and couldn't produce enough supply of his own to keep his skin supple and young looking...or maybe he just really likes golden showers!
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They were arrested fired and prosecuted, because it all happened on camera. Obviously, they are stupid, but who buys a bottle of mountain dew that is already open, and tastes funny?
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02-06-2007, 06:57 AM
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what is it with kids pissin in bottles, i feel like ive grown up with it. anyway
that guy was an alien
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