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02-02-2007, 12:02 PM
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For Fanatasy Fans Everywhere
A new fantasy movie from a well-known director is coming out this year. In it are:
Jason Statham John Rhys-Davies Ray Liotta Matt Lillard (no, really) Leelee Sobieski Burt Reynolds (?) Ron Perlman Claire Forlani Who could pull together that kind of acting muscle? Peter Jackson? Nope. If that gets you excited, are you a fan of Dungeon Siege? Great game, right? Huge following? Excited yet?! WHo is making this MASTERPIECE!?!?! Uwe Boll. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale sorry kids. here is the trailer. Nope, its not gonna be ANY good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuRdV...elated&search=
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02-02-2007, 12:07 PM
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I dont care who's directing it...with a cast that awesome, it cant be all bad.
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ive said it before, you can gold plate a piece of shit, it doesnt change the fact that it is shit.
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What I don't get is why some of these good actors, knowing Uwe Boll is synonymous with crap, will even appear in one of his movies.
it can't be "the money".....could it? I mean surely people like Ben Kingsley,Ray Liotta,Verne Troyer.......ok...maybe not Verne....but the others...they can't need the bucks that bad.
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02-02-2007, 12:36 PM
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I think someone has mentioned in the past that thier agents may be responsible. The agent makes a deal, or agrees to soemthing and accidentally ropes real actors into a shit project.
Or, the actors are truly clueless. Its happened before, The Rock claimed he was a huge Doom fan and wouldnt have anything to do with the movie if it deviated too much from the game... And he seemed to miss that there were no mutants or kung fu in the game...
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02-02-2007, 12:59 PM
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Is it just me, or does she look like diet Helen Hunt?
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if it has jason stathman it must be good???!!!???
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Without dying? I gotta see this!!!
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