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11-10-2006, 07:15 AM
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Funny REAL eBay Feedback Comments
POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!
POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside? NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded. NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities. NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised. NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents. POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great! NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior. POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram. POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks! NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt. NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised. NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe. POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar! NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24. POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you? POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+! NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair. NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.
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AHHHH-HAHAHA! Laughed my ass off on this one.... Jerkoff....
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11-10-2006, 07:23 AM
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Rayne, do I even want to know how you came by these? Also, that is one of the most disturbing posts I've ever seen, because it is a deep dark glance into the human mind... that I'm not sure I really wanted to see. However, as Vod, quoted the negative comment made in order to teach the person a universal lesson was rather amusing... and sort of creepy.
*Sings* People are strange...
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11-10-2006, 07:23 AM
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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11-10-2006, 07:27 AM
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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11-10-2006, 07:44 AM
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I think sometimes people try to come up with something besides "Great', 'Fast shipping', etcetera, after they've left quite a few comments for people...Hell, even I don't know how to comment anymore without putting down the same thing I've said over and over again... And some people DO buy some odd shit, which would undoubtedly receive odd comments... I've seen some REALLY nasty ones from pissed off people, too...Calling each other names, it was surprising... And THIS: Quote:
Unfortunately, I can't think of a way to verify the ones listed here
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i've seen some crazy feedback fights ...
i used to sell (and buy) on ebay and my feedback was stellar - i think i just passed 400 yep i did Members who left a positive: 403 Members who left a negative: 0 All positive feedback received: 1086 100% .. there are some completely insane people out there though ... they'll give you a negative for something they did wrong.
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She reported them to eBay and Pay Pal and got them smacked pretty hard.
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