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Old 11-02-2006, 08:16 AM
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SEX...Did you know?


1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect;
no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumsized,
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can
make your penis grow. (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Only 16% of men shave their privates.


+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" . 43% of women use the
term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks,
8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they
are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute",
and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.


+Both+
--------------------------------

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less
likely teens will use contraception.

6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.


+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
---------------------------------------------

1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people
don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your
skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

----------------------------------------
Did You Know?

Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:25 AM
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amen......gotta show the wife this one....especially.....


1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.


5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:26 AM
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:28 AM
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and this one........


2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong.



hee hee......not that it has any bearing........cough...cough
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:28 AM
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amen......gotta show the wife this one....especially.....

Heh...Yeah...According to this, I'm gonna live forever...:D
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:34 AM
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where did you read that bloodrayne?
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:35 AM
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95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
So how long 'til women have sex with the girl?
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:40 AM
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:41 AM
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where did you read that bloodrayne?
I got it from one of my friends :)
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:46 AM
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So how long 'til women have sex with the girl?


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