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a couple of random things
1) see this thread if you dont like mine :
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25512 2) i ran out of deoderant today and had to use my wifes. every now and then i get a whif of this flowery fragrance and it freaks me out. 3) i didnt run out of shampoo today - but once i got in the shower i realized that the new bottle was outside and i didnt want to get the floor wet/get my ass cold .. so - you guessed it - i used my wifes shampoo ... eventually ...once i figured out which of the 25 fucking bottles was actually shampoo. Whats with womans hair care products anyway ? they all look like they are science experiments. formula 59, etc,etc ... 3 kinds of special conditioners ..nothing that looks like shampoo. But i did find one (the word 'shampoo' was in the smallest font on the bottle .. like the word 'shampoo' is an embarrasing legal necessity they HAD to use - which doesnt even begin to describe the chemical wonders this concotion actually performs) - so now my hair and my underarms smell like a womans. 4) I had a dream last night that i was asking a friend (that i havent seen in 10 years) if he'd seen any movies lately. The weird part came when i started to talk about movies I'd seen and began to describe movies that didnt make any sense. They did in the dream but when i tried to remember the whispy little bits i could hang onto it was things like "the movie where this guy had 2 hats and he kept throwing them at the wall" man, i'm sorry i missed that riviting piece of cinema. i should do a "does anyone know this movie" thread Last edited by urgeok; 10-23-2006 at 09:57 AM. 
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Next, guyes what? NO clean underwear! And he couldnt JUST wear panties, so he has a bra on too (pink, they have to match)... his wife is gonna be pissed because the undies will be stretched out because he gets a little "Excited" in women's underwear... He wore a dress just because he is a raging drag queen.
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i'll get to bed early and be in better shape tomorrow. and no you nut, i just shampoo my heed !
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10-23-2006, 10:15 AM
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The conditioner/shampoo thing freaks me out too. When I go out to my parents, I shower in my sisters bathroom. Every time, there are around 124 bottles of half full conditioner. All different brands & fragrances. By the time I find the lonesome bottle of shampoo, it usually has just enough to wash about three strands of hair.
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10-23-2006, 10:16 AM
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there's no way in hell i could fit into anything of hers .. she's pretty small - i have trouble telling her clothes (i.e. pants/tshirts) from my 6 year old kids.... i ALWAYS have clean undies thank you very much. my emergency pair is a pair of heart covered boxers that are a bit too small ... so i never allow it to get to that state (christ that would be horrifying)
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10-23-2006, 10:18 AM
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I can fit into some of Bree's clothes. She has broad shoulders and big... you know :), plus nice round hips. Not that i have tried to wear any of her clo- HEY THIS ISNT ABOUT ME!!!!
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[QUOTE=urgeok;493736]there's no way in hell i could fit into anything of hers ..
she's 6 years old kids.... QUOTE] ewww urge is married to a 6 year old - freak :D
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